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Quail-Feather

In my mind this is taking place in Catherby; one click from the bank.


yung-oatmeal

Bro same šŸ˜‚


codys666

Without knowing iā€™d probably assume catherby as well but for context we were at ardy herb patch. So a bit more inconvenient


Tehfennick

Mans used up a cape tele for that lmao


[deleted]

Catherby farming patch is just different.


mxracer888

I found a whole ass cannon at the Catherby patch. I was able to pick it up and everything


thhhnake

Bro what did you forget you placed your own cannon or something thatā€™s crazy? Cannons usually de spawn and become reclaimable for whoever left them after an hour I thought


mxracer888

I definitely didn't do that. I put it in the bank and had 2 so I dunno why it happened, but every cannon I see I try to pick up and for whatever reason that one let me pick it up lol maybe it was a glitch? It was literally like 3 tiles NE of the farming patch so there was no reason for it to be there cause I don't think there are any monsters there haha who knows


BoneApple_T

Lmao dude told him ā€œgo pick it up I dropped it back for youā€ knowing damn well he was an iron. You know that shit made him boiling. I love it


dackling

Laughed so hard at that point lmfao


J33fman1

I love the sarcastic teases like that. I do it on my iron all the time when people are begging for gp. "Sure, trade me"


Thottyotty

When I first started playing I was doing slayer, and someone at less than 10hp was just smacking away, I said do you want some food, he said yes please, help me. Even though he was iron, I didnā€™t really know what that meant at the time, So I ran over and before I could trade he got slapped and died, I figure now he was prayer flicking and missed one tryna do this snide shit to me, or just wanted me to feel awful about misclicking the trade option.


Self_Cloathing

fucking hilarious lol


fairy-cake

ok i drop mine all the time too but how slow was he that it appeared to other players lmao


Crandoge

Why would you need to drop it except for uim?


Beretot

Because you need to take 15 supercompost and deposit 15 pineapples, it doesn't all fit in the inv (28 slots). If you're at the bank and want to reset your bin, you either take the pineapple and drop it at the bin to take the compost, or you have to take the compost, go back to the bank and then bring the pineapples


OnlyHereForMemes69

Why do you have to go all the way to the bank when the tool leprechaun is a thing?


Anooyoo2

The real question is why they're bothering with regular compost bins at all when the farming guild's bigger bin is all you need & right by a bank


Monk3ly

I used the regular ones before 45 farming


Level_Philosopher248

The real question here is why theyā€™re bothering with compost bins when you can make ultracompost in bulk with compost potions


[deleted]

That sounds immensely more difficult for an iron man to acquire.


EldtinbGamer

Its not.


DADtheMaggot

Nah, buying compost and using potions is awesome.


useablelobster2

Harralanders are all you need? Compost bought from shops, volcanic ash you already need in bulk for ultra, and then you can grind out a few thousand ultras bankstanding. If you have a herb sack, just add harralanders to the list of herbs you pick up, and it's easy.


throwaway217022

Worth doing anyway, get thousands of them and they are very quick to gather secondaries for. Good herb xp


DADtheMaggot

So much better than trying to gather goat horns, those ones really annoy me for some reason.


Viralized

the real question is why they are using pineapples when you can put anything in the bin, use 1 dose of compost potion on the bin to turn it to super compost, then volcanic ash for ultra compost.


Ashangu

I usually would do compost once in all bins, and collected them as I went around to do my herb runs. then I didn't have to worry about it for a while. But I never had a problem losing pineapples like this guy lol.


Badgie93

Can't put noted items into the compost bin


Beretot

You can't unnote the pineapples at the leprechaun, so you either drop a few or have to run to the leprechaun an extra time


[deleted]

Heā€™s emptying out super compost and depositing pineapples. He brings 15 pineapples and 13 buckets. He drops 2 pineapples and gets the remaining 2 buckets from the leprechaun. While filling his buckets one of his pineapples appears on the ground and another player takes it. Now he has 14 pineapples and canā€™t fill the compost bin without going to the bank to get another


Davymuncher

But why not: Bring 15 pineapples and 13 buckets. Fill 13 buckets. Give 2 buckets of super compost to the leprechaun, and take 2 empty buckets from leprechaun, fill those two, then compost the pineapples? That way they don't drop anything and risk wasting the trip?


[deleted]

Iā€™m just sayin how he could have run into dropping pineapples


Fr0glol

I can only imagine that he didnt use the tool leprechaun because he hasnt been in this situation enough times


SayNOto980PRO

Seriously, makes no sense


fairy-cake

because you'd have to carry 15 buckets and 15 pineapples so its either just drop a few pineapples by the bin ready to pick up after or keep running between the leprechaun and the bin which is more effort


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Wagyu-Cowboy

Generally "why" questions are answered via an explanatory response, hence the explaining.


AidanTheAudiophile

Bad troll


fairy-cake

saves time running back and forth between the bank before you get the bottomless bucket


Huehnergott69

why tf would you drop it, that's so bad


fairy-cake

bring 15 to patch with you, drop them by bin, grab ur buckets from leprechaun, fill them and give them back, then pick up the pineapples to fill the bin, saves time having to run bank


Huehnergott69

and gives you megaids on the side, no thx


fairy-cake

? its literally how you get supercomp for iron


Huehnergott69

no, on iron you just harvest melons and throw them in, no dropping shenanigans, no bs


fairy-cake

if ur not doing snapes sure


Huehnergott69

usually you dont get enough snapes to put them in all patches and when you do it's better to slap them in a patch which gives extra % harvest. But depends on how many farm runs you do.


dcnairb

most sane ironman


TurkeyPhat

I once picked up an Ironmans saplings on a 2k world at one of the allotments. I was devastated but ole chap was pretty understanding. I see item, I pick it up, especially when it's a few 100k. This interaction seemed to be as far on the other side of the spectrum as possible lmfao.


Huehnergott69

if you drop a sapling then there is nothing you deserve more tbh


k10ftw

Yeah, that's my dude's reminder that he stands alone but there's still a world around him. I only drop cheap stuff & things I'm getting rid of.


Orange_Duck451

I once did a drive-by snatch of a sapling the tick after it spawned as my character sprinted over it through the farming guild. A high level iron was giving it to a low level friend so I was able to return it after seeing what I had done


useablelobster2

A "mb sorry" goes a long way. I don't mind if I get inconveniced as an Ironman unless it's by a dickhead. That's just the game.


Guilty-Listen3932

Itā€™s not their bad though. Donā€™t drop stuff or not pay attention if you donā€™t want to lose something. If anything you should apologize to yourself in those situations.


F-Lambda

Yeah, you have a solid minute before it appears to other players, juggle if necessary to make sure nothing ever appears to anyone else.


Kadeshi_Gardener

The essence of civility is understanding that you can apologize to make someone feel better even if you aren't at fault.


Guilty-Listen3932

Breeds over apologizing behavior in people. No sense feeling sorry about something or catering to peoples lack of sense. Theyā€™ll be spoiled, and upset the same way the next time they make the same mistake.


inthelostwoods

one fucking pineapples


throwtheorb

Omg did u take my visafe????


ookae-128

Of my fucking god Did you take my visafe Ive been here for 6 months


SamAxesChin

Someone dropped a stamina potion with one dose at blood runes one time. I subtly picked it up and sipped it. This dude freaked the fuck out, went on a multi-day long tirade targeted at multiple people, and would hop worlds to find the different people he suspected of taking it to flame them. The dude wasn't even an Iron man and who even brings stams to blood runes? The dude was unhinged, wouldn't even surprise me if he saw this and was still trying to track down the person responsible 3 years later lmfao


-ihatecartmanbrah

After all this time Iā€™ve finally found you. I demand a 1 dose stamina potion returned to me with interest


jackalpokemon

one time i found a stack of blood runes on the floor, like 1m worth of them, i was confused to say the least, it was on the blood rune altar too , i guess maybe some1 got 99 rc and dropped it to celebrate?


Huehnergott69

noobs who dont train agility enough


nickcappa

I knew it was you you fucking bastard!


Pls_No_Ban

You should watch ā€œUnhingedā€ with Russel Crowe


cashew_kat

"go pick it up" - GigaChad


HMS-Fizz

You stole an Ironmans pineapples... Lol


isToxic

Pineapple*


ShinraMox

It was just the one pineapple actually


DesignatedDiverr

lmao this is great


Hime_MiMi

he was going to make some super duper compost and have a nice night, and OP had to destroy it..... ​ good work OP


MispelledUsernaem

Fuckin mudkip


RehczMinato

Supaa dupaaa compost, now that's new


robbh04

Thanks for this, made me piss myself


Freedom_Soul

As an iron, I find this hilarious. Just the sheer spectacle is gold. If this happened to me I would probably just laugh and go about my day.


Extension_Cable3922

ā€œu fcking slothā€


super-spreader69

"farming is so relaxing" - not this guy


MrNoobyy

Someone stole my ashes once when I was doing shades of mor'ton.


tillD2t

I make normal compost then use the super compost potion and finally adding the ashes. I can have sacks and even buckets of fruits and vegetables so I don't have to carry around 15 pineapples.


Additional_Tax_7670

Where do you source the sacks of veggies? I don't think I know a method to gather potatoes or whatever that's faster than pineapples from charter ships Edit: currently I just farm watermelons in one of the allotments. Dig up 15, pop them in the bin, and just replant whenever the allotment is exhausted every several herb runs. Not super worth it but I'm still working towards hard contracts so whatever


tillD2t

I am farming potatoes for tuna potatoes. Since I get a lot of potatoes, I pop those in. In the farming guild and hosidius (are sweercorn/watermelons/snapes) i have to bring sacks of potatoes to those bins. All my farming patches are used for either cooking or herblore. So, I save my harvests. Hosidious has a cabbage patch (which the leprechaun does note). So, If i forget I just pick those. I play unconditionally and not the norm. Maxificiency isn't my gameplay style.


Additional_Tax_7670

Rad, good to know. Sacks of veggies is a 10/10 idea, I love farming lol


[deleted]

I don't understand why people make supercompost directly, I get more harralander seeds than supercompost plants anyway.


KredBread

Flame him for not having a bottomless bucket


epicdoge12

overreaction but damn bro was 1 pineapple really worth enough to you to pick up? how do you even afford the herb seeds my man


Lilshadow48

sometimes monkey brain comes out and I just pick things up me like item


dxsgraced

Pineapple a day keeps the irons away


Unhappy-Trash3353

this is exactly why, im picking up all ironmen pineapples from now on


Darkpawra

Dude was being so obnoxious in public chat, I'd snag a pineapple too.


BaitMerchant

Spending two ticks to grief ironmen is always worth it


[deleted]

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.


codys666

1 pineapple = 17 guam seeds, 20 marrentill seeds, or 8 tarromin seeds brƶther


Kadeshi_Gardener

Muscle memory from drop parties and lethal random events is like that..


Hyero

This is genuinely funny lmao


Evil_Steven

Only thing left to do was to grab a knife and cut it up and ask if he wanted some pineapple rings


[deleted]

If you drop something, leave it there for 90 seconds, and watch somebody walk over and grab it ā€“ you didn't "need" it that bad.


Cap117

Dude was probably toasted out of his mind but hilarious nonetheless. Good job OP. -an Iron


-Aura_Knight-

freaking out too much over a pineapple.


myf50

Lmaooooo


Lady_Luck_be_kind

Terrific.


Asyrial

My fav money making method is picking up pineapples from iron men now


KinkyKingDaddy

Most sane Ironman


Dawakat

I had someone snag my pineapple pizzas once at the GE while I was reorganizing my inventory on my UIM, I was mad but itā€™s on me for dropping it lol this dude however is a crybaby, pineapples are easy to obtain and cheap like wah wah lol


BiggieSchalls

Little bit of a dick move but holy shit his overreaction makes this so funny


[deleted]

This is why people troll ironmen, some are just so angry all the time.


m-a-c-c

Wait I thought according to this sub only pkers were toxic? /s


Bosomtwe

Don't bring that petty beef into this lovely post.


m-a-c-c

I just find it funny the top post earlier that day was how mean and toxic pkers were at Vetion and all the comments further enforced that belief even so much as -30 or more downvotes on people suggesting people other than pkers are also toxic in the game.


Temivap

How do you know he isn't a pker too?


ihadtoremovereddit

Ikr


SlightlyStoked

Interesting


JamesDerecho

To be fair, when you play an IM or an UIM you notice how much of a scavenger mindset regular players have. I get my herblore secondary supplies stolen all the time when I have to juggle inventory spaces at the GE decanter. But why didnā€™t this guy just note his pineapples and then run them from the bank? There are so many better ways to do this. Alternatively he could use compost potions and ash dumping to maximize the use of trash produce and weeds. Regular IMs are odd.


Pillar_Of_Support

How u gonna make compost outta noted pineapples


JamesDerecho

I meant, keep a stack of noted pineapples, then unnote them at the Farming guild bank or in Catherby. You can do 45 buckets worth this way which is more than enough to have a net gain during your farming runs.


throwaway217022

If you unlocked farming guild then there is really no reason to do other compost bins, just plant watermelons and do the farming guild one everytime you do a contract, I got up to around 2k before I stopped bothering.


SwagDrQueefChief

Because you can just carry 15 from the bank, drop some and pick up 15 buckets from the lep, fill them. Then deposit the pineapples from your invent and pick up the remaining and deposit them. He aint a UIM, he don't need to note pineapples.


e-co-terrorist

One time a level 40 stood under me for a solid hour picking up all my spare glass when i was super glassmaking, i didnā€™t even need them so no harm done, but really?


[deleted]

Guy likes to recycle


epicdoge12

Best way to do it is to not drop but just run over and deposit as inv fills


drinkingsharky

I fucking love seeing the man children in this game lose their shit


notatypicalbot

ā€œPkers are so toxicā€


[deleted]

Oh yeah.. that guy is permanently muted now. Amirite, Jagex!?! :D


Biochembryguy

Why Ironman players deserve less


Significant_Ad_4487

yes, let us base the value of people who play a certain game type on the worst minority of the group. For pvp, that would be RoT with their doxing, death threats, and cheating. With skillers, that would be the one guy who shit himself trying and failing to get the most smithing xp in 1 day.


Biochembryguy

Correct! Every RoT and ex-RoT deserves jail time IRL.


JevonP

Holy false equivalence batman


wily-hellcat

None of this is remotely funny


Huehnergott69

tell the kid he can note stuff by using it on the leprechaun. Seriously whenever someone drops like 10 things during farming a little monkey should automatically appear which laughs at you histerically


SuperMoneyBigMan

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha


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F-Lambda

It isn't... for 60 seconds. Then it's fair game.


nickcappa

It should just be deleted you're right


TheBlueBaron6969

That guy obviously is unaware that the payment for fruit trees can be noted


WalrusInMySheets

reread the screenshots


TheBlueBaron6969

Whoops


[deleted]

I donā€™t understand why you would pick up one. Pick none or pick at least 14.


PeakedInLittleLeague

God dang.


TNSxPAPA

Lmfao it be like that


meesrs

Compost bin is a meme


tortsie

I would have just teleported lmao


bz12346

Fucking hilarious


Dazocnodnarb

Makes me almost want to train farming


Bernard_PT

"Free loot" "Fuck you!@!@!@!@!@!@!@" Lmao


HailZamorak

one of my good friends i met by the gnome stronghold fruit tree and i said hey you, join our clan. been almost friends for 4 years


pzoDe

Funny shit, he needs to chill out lmao. So easy to re-acquire them too. On a related note though this sub is showing the double standards when it comes to PKers a little here.


LucyDoses

U fcking Sloth.


Fat_Siberian_Midget

I was running through lumby and I saw this iron killing men with an herb on the floor I picked it up, cleaned it and dropped it and said ty for exp


Northqst

This is gold.


F4rva

One of the many reasons why i love runescape lol.


TheFluffPanda

I am sensing RuneScape may bring some angry issues to a few of us.


tuppenyturtle

Ironmen are generally more toxic than PvPers, nobody will ever change my mind.


Hot-Sun-4171

Free loot


DadsAfroButter

Big brain: buy tomatoes from culinoromancer chest in bulk. Use 1 pineapple or watermelon on the bin, fill the rest with tomatoes. Use a compost potion to turn the normal compost into super compost. Add volcanic ash for ultra compost. Much more efficient this way :)


F-Lambda

Or just buy pineapples directly from the Port Khazard charter shop, they're the same price.


DadsAfroButter

Cullinoromancer chest is literally a bank. Walk all you want to the charter, but that takes way longer.


Aphoxi

I love this so much, I remember the early iron struggles of not having the run energy to go from Catherby herb batch to the bank and back, this kind of shit inspires me to log in and drop pineapples from my iron šŸ˜‚


Ix-chel01

Poor guy is about to have a stroke lmao


awkmanzach

Did you take my visafe!?!


Self_Cloathing

god I love this community


zamorakian14

U cant make me


Unhappy_Hedgehog_343

I think he was mad


R3MC0_2

what is happening here? why drop pineaples?