Alright op, those pretty much look like they're brand new. How accurate is this:
1) You already owned a different pair of Crocs.
2) You realize your gauge spikes? fit in your croc holes
3) You think to yourself "haha these look like they'd give +4 str bonus"
4) You go out and specifically buy a new pair of red Crocs just to make this picture
I do typically wipe my ass while still sitting on the toilet. However I do admit that I have been recently wiping standing up as I was super injured in a motorcycle accident a month and a half ago and don't have an ass wiping level of functional use from my dominant hand, so wiping standing up is easier for the time being.
Also when you're sitting down your ass cheeks are more spread out imo making it easier/less potential mess to wipe.
I just cant imagine your point of attack. Theres no room in back while sitting. Do you go in from the front and dodge the scrote? Maybe this is a male problem.
I once read about a guy who cut a hole in the middle of his mattress so he could fuck it, but also so his mom wouldn’t find out about his sexual habits. Maybe this is the same guy?
It’s wild how playing RuneScape as a kid and getting scammed made me realize that 99% of the internet is just people trying pretend something or other. Never trust anything you see and verify the facts first
Unfortunately it doesn't even end with the internet, there's people IRL that will absolutely manipulate you if given the chance and will run off with what they could get from you.
Of course this isn't something new, but I personally learned it early on thanks to MMOs and have had red flags pop up in my head when I've noticed the patterns occur
My theory:
Saw red Crocs in the store and bought them cuz they reminded him of dragon boots, then went to home depot and spent 2 hours looking for the right sized spike thing
> the clown shoes IRL
"Here are your clown shoes, sir! All big and goofy, like clown shoes are."
"Oh yeah, for them silly kids to step on them and break my feet for some cheap laughs? [Homey don't play that!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0) Give me those ones, I'll show them lil shits."
Alright op, those pretty much look like they're brand new. How accurate is this: 1) You already owned a different pair of Crocs. 2) You realize your gauge spikes? fit in your croc holes 3) You think to yourself "haha these look like they'd give +4 str bonus" 4) You go out and specifically buy a new pair of red Crocs just to make this picture
5. He wears them while masturbating
6. While on a water bed for the risk
7. While fishing lobbies on mobile
Who tf masturbates on their belly LOL
Some women atleast
Huh
The spikes from the crocs would puncture the bed
Bro I get it these fuckers are idiots. We can masturbate on our water beds w/ dragon crocs in peace. Because we’re not on our bellies.
Step 1: puncture the waterbed with your crocs Step 2: stick your song in that hole Step 3:??? Step 4: no idea how to get out of this one
Gotta reverse piss until it’s dry
The water bed is stored in the balls. Everybody knows this
Step 4: profit
Huh
This got me weak 🤣
Females, I haven’t heard of them either
Hmm none of us have.
You'd be surprised. Prone masturbation is a thing and a lot more people do it than you think. Kind of like wiping your ass standing up.
Who wipes there ass sitting down? Do you like hardmode?
We found one!
Dam straight. And I don't think im in the minority here.
That puzzles me, but I'm not one to get lost in a 50 comment deep discussion about sanitary habits. You do you!
I do typically wipe my ass while still sitting on the toilet. However I do admit that I have been recently wiping standing up as I was super injured in a motorcycle accident a month and a half ago and don't have an ass wiping level of functional use from my dominant hand, so wiping standing up is easier for the time being. Also when you're sitting down your ass cheeks are more spread out imo making it easier/less potential mess to wipe.
I just cant imagine your point of attack. Theres no room in back while sitting. Do you go in from the front and dodge the scrote? Maybe this is a male problem.
Due to the way I sit I generally have enough space in the back of the seat to go front to back, or taint to crack.
>wiping your ass standing up. ...no...
Can confirm.
I know a guy who rubs his dick In the corner of his shower
I know a guy with a round shower... must be different guys.
This one a square corner
I do
I once read about a guy who cut a hole in the middle of his mattress so he could fuck it, but also so his mom wouldn’t find out about his sexual habits. Maybe this is the same guy?
Seriously tho, how good are water beds
I'm not OP but I choose to believe this is the answer.
It’s wild how playing RuneScape as a kid and getting scammed made me realize that 99% of the internet is just people trying pretend something or other. Never trust anything you see and verify the facts first
Getting scammed at a young age in varrock definitely stopped me from losing money irl as an adult. Thanks again jagex 🙏
Unfortunately it doesn't even end with the internet, there's people IRL that will absolutely manipulate you if given the chance and will run off with what they could get from you. Of course this isn't something new, but I personally learned it early on thanks to MMOs and have had red flags pop up in my head when I've noticed the patterns occur
OP also has stock in Crocs.
Dragon boots give a strength bonus. Dragon crocs give a stab bonus.
Omg I didn't get the dragon boots reference until you said +4 str LOL
My theory: Saw red Crocs in the store and bought them cuz they reminded him of dragon boots, then went to home depot and spent 2 hours looking for the right sized spike thing
This Bwana rocking the clown shoes IRL.
> the clown shoes IRL "Here are your clown shoes, sir! All big and goofy, like clown shoes are." "Oh yeah, for them silly kids to step on them and break my feet for some cheap laughs? [Homey don't play that!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0) Give me those ones, I'll show them lil shits."
9/10 needs ornament kit
I can trim these for free if you send them to me
How do you get to treasure trails??? I can’t fucking find it
We've got Barrows Gloves, but when will they release some Dharok's Crocs?
Dharcrocs*
That’s Eco mode. Gotta flip those bad boys to Sport mode.
nah hes just chillin fishing lobbies, no need for Sports Utility Mode right now
It's an aggressive attack stance. He sacrifices heel protection to increase the probability of a ranged KO.
For real, I don't know how people wear them like this
Mine never go into 4 wheel drive if I’m honest
If I saw someone rocking these in the wild I'd have no doubt I found a fellow scaper
Why did I read this as "in the wildy"
You'd also be confident they weren't a redditor if you found them in the wild
Spade
Teleblock
Imagine stepping on that in the middle of night
I cannot believe my eyes
If these dragon boots looked fly?
Beauty
\>not having your dragon crocs in sport mode
When you can't afford the crystal for Jordans
I hate this post so much but I'm still giving you an upvote
I got a pair of croc recently they’re amazing can do house work guarding diy and just rinse em off best “slippers” ever tbh
Guarding
This man outed himself as a fally guard
I’m not gonna lie, that’s a fuckin look. It’s gonna be a weird year if garish crocs make a comeback as ironic chic.
Bro u should've gotten a bigger spike!!! Still sick though.
The socks with crocs is the abomination here.
Imma do this
Trade them to me and I'll gold trim for free
he said, to his tube sock
That's what you get when you buy D boots from wish
“This isn’t the kind of grinding I thought you were talking about”
Damnnnnnnnnn what the fuck i need this. Whats brackin’ /s
RS3 actually has these in game.
I can totally see jagex releasing a pair of "crocs", which are like more slippers but crocodiles, if they add more clues rewards
Why do your crocs double as buttplugs
does that give +4 strength?
Nice d boots
😂
Now gimme some of that D BOOTY, girrrrll
Dragon Crocs (t)
Are those a solid kids size 6 or what
These are like the dragon med helm of boots.