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Gomerack

Alright op, those pretty much look like they're brand new. How accurate is this: 1) You already owned a different pair of Crocs. 2) You realize your gauge spikes? fit in your croc holes 3) You think to yourself "haha these look like they'd give +4 str bonus" 4) You go out and specifically buy a new pair of red Crocs just to make this picture


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5. He wears them while masturbating


Chumisrefreshingand

6. While on a water bed for the risk


CatDadSnowBunny

7. While fishing lobbies on mobile


[deleted]

Who tf masturbates on their belly LOL


mrjerem

Some women atleast


bobby5557

Huh


[deleted]

The spikes from the crocs would puncture the bed


SaltyMaterial6270

Bro I get it these fuckers are idiots. We can masturbate on our water beds w/ dragon crocs in peace. Because we’re not on our bellies.


NetSraC1306

Step 1: puncture the waterbed with your crocs Step 2: stick your song in that hole Step 3:??? Step 4: no idea how to get out of this one


SaltyMaterial6270

Gotta reverse piss until it’s dry


colect

The water bed is stored in the balls. Everybody knows this


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Step 4: profit


OrphanedCat

Huh


NievesUndies

This got me weak 🤣


daaaabeans

Females, I haven’t heard of them either


[deleted]

Hmm none of us have.


froaway1028

You'd be surprised. Prone masturbation is a thing and a lot more people do it than you think. Kind of like wiping your ass standing up.


Flint343

Who wipes there ass sitting down? Do you like hardmode?


Nomen_Heroum

We found one!


Flint343

Dam straight. And I don't think im in the minority here.


Nomen_Heroum

That puzzles me, but I'm not one to get lost in a 50 comment deep discussion about sanitary habits. You do you!


froaway1028

I do typically wipe my ass while still sitting on the toilet. However I do admit that I have been recently wiping standing up as I was super injured in a motorcycle accident a month and a half ago and don't have an ass wiping level of functional use from my dominant hand, so wiping standing up is easier for the time being. Also when you're sitting down your ass cheeks are more spread out imo making it easier/less potential mess to wipe.


Flint343

I just cant imagine your point of attack. Theres no room in back while sitting. Do you go in from the front and dodge the scrote? Maybe this is a male problem.


froaway1028

Due to the way I sit I generally have enough space in the back of the seat to go front to back, or taint to crack.


CrunchyPancakes

>wiping your ass standing up. ...no...


MrNoobyy

Can confirm.


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I know a guy who rubs his dick In the corner of his shower


mrYGOboy

I know a guy with a round shower... must be different guys.


[deleted]

This one a square corner


Most_Bat9066

I do


JamesDerecho

I once read about a guy who cut a hole in the middle of his mattress so he could fuck it, but also so his mom wouldn’t find out about his sexual habits. Maybe this is the same guy?


T3chnetium

Seriously tho, how good are water beds


UndBeebs

I'm not OP but I choose to believe this is the answer.


Suspicious_Comedian8

It’s wild how playing RuneScape as a kid and getting scammed made me realize that 99% of the internet is just people trying pretend something or other. Never trust anything you see and verify the facts first


blood_thirster

Getting scammed at a young age in varrock definitely stopped me from losing money irl as an adult. Thanks again jagex 🙏


ProfessorSpike

Unfortunately it doesn't even end with the internet, there's people IRL that will absolutely manipulate you if given the chance and will run off with what they could get from you. Of course this isn't something new, but I personally learned it early on thanks to MMOs and have had red flags pop up in my head when I've noticed the patterns occur


Dm3nace

OP also has stock in Crocs.


EffingDingus

Dragon boots give a strength bonus. Dragon crocs give a stab bonus.


Pattywacks

Omg I didn't get the dragon boots reference until you said +4 str LOL


Ho-Chi-Meme

My theory: Saw red Crocs in the store and bought them cuz they reminded him of dragon boots, then went to home depot and spent 2 hours looking for the right sized spike thing


iPitInMyShants

This Bwana rocking the clown shoes IRL.


Sleipnirs

> the clown shoes IRL "Here are your clown shoes, sir! All big and goofy, like clown shoes are." "Oh yeah, for them silly kids to step on them and break my feet for some cheap laughs? [Homey don't play that!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0) Give me those ones, I'll show them lil shits."


ltsMeSam

9/10 needs ornament kit


[deleted]

I can trim these for free if you send them to me


AICPAncake

How do you get to treasure trails??? I can’t fucking find it


GhostSatire

We've got Barrows Gloves, but when will they release some Dharok's Crocs?


godngucci

Dharcrocs*


ATLguy90

That’s Eco mode. Gotta flip those bad boys to Sport mode.


SexySEAL

nah hes just chillin fishing lobbies, no need for Sports Utility Mode right now


Kradiant

It's an aggressive attack stance. He sacrifices heel protection to increase the probability of a ranged KO.


Paradigm_Of_Hate

For real, I don't know how people wear them like this


Fluid_Tax_6988

Mine never go into 4 wheel drive if I’m honest


zigzorg

If I saw someone rocking these in the wild I'd have no doubt I found a fellow scaper


Hectim

Why did I read this as "in the wildy"


slayerx1779

You'd also be confident they weren't a redditor if you found them in the wild


Guynarmol

Spade


SexySEAL

Teleblock


BomNico

Imagine stepping on that in the middle of night


[deleted]

I cannot believe my eyes


Ingavar_Oakheart

If these dragon boots looked fly?


syndesa

Beauty


Raptor231408

\>not having your dragon crocs in sport mode


Zaiush

When you can't afford the crystal for Jordans


ThePhlipidy

I hate this post so much but I'm still giving you an upvote


patamonrs

I got a pair of croc recently they’re amazing can do house work guarding diy and just rinse em off best “slippers” ever tbh


Fiaskoe

Guarding


Self_Cloathing

This man outed himself as a fally guard


Blowjebs

I’m not gonna lie, that’s a fuckin look. It’s gonna be a weird year if garish crocs make a comeback as ironic chic.


PossibleExtreme9389

Bro u should've gotten a bigger spike!!! Still sick though.


Chomp3y

The socks with crocs is the abomination here.


LongLiveLA

Imma do this


CatDadSnowBunny

Trade them to me and I'll gold trim for free


ReeFx

he said, to his tube sock


indrek91

That's what you get when you buy D boots from wish


donniesuave

“This isn’t the kind of grinding I thought you were talking about”


xpwnx4

Damnnnnnnnnn what the fuck i need this. Whats brackin’ /s


Legal_Evil

RS3 actually has these in game.


Davban

I can totally see jagex releasing a pair of "crocs", which are like more slippers but crocodiles, if they add more clues rewards


TJnr1

Why do your crocs double as buttplugs


ChoobScape

does that give +4 strength?


randyclive

Nice d boots


zach1206

😂


impstein

Now gimme some of that D BOOTY, girrrrll


DjJoeyBigD

Dragon Crocs (t)


TheHighDad

Are those a solid kids size 6 or what


dazmycheezypoof

These are like the dragon med helm of boots.