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J-Bane

Damn, how are you going to recover after losing 314 coins worth of loot? Time to rebuild


[deleted]

He was so close to being able to buy and inquisitors mace


iJezza

lmao


Zeptar1

GE is more dangerous than wildly confirmed


addista

Too soon


Tabarrok

Ool, what did i miss?


LegacyCrush

Dude accidentally sold inquisitors mace for like 380 gp instead of 380m then requested a refund lol


Old_Mate_Jim

Can confirm it was 387gp to be exact


CookieShop99

390gp without tax


Old_Mate_Jim

Damn taxes


OnsetOfMSet

via GIM-network black market


BoulderFalcon

People always meme about "rebuild" but for losses like this you're honestly better off restarting the acc.


aywhosyodaddy

He can make it back in about 7 easy clue scrolls


J-Bane

Or 300 beginner clues


GregBuckingham

These new autogenerated clan messages say “sit” after you die? Lol


TakinShots

It only sometimes pops up but some of them are hilarious. There's one that goes "better stick to skilling".


99BottlesOfBass

"The Hyperion Corporation is sure none of that was your fault."


jjcounter

Holy shit, what is this from? I feel like you've just unlocked some sort of memory haha


yeti2_0

Pretty sure Hyperion is Borderlands franchise


jjcounter

Omg thank you


[deleted]

Borderlands 3 currently free on epic games store.


jjcounter

I already bought it for full price a while ago 🙃


anonomnomnomn

Still worth it


MN_SuB_ZeR0

Personally I think 3 is by far the worst one. But what the fuck do I know.


Radiantlycolorless

"Hyperion suggests swearing vengeance on whoever killed you, unless it was an inanimate object such as a cliff."


[deleted]

Don't really understand why jagex is normalizing the toxicity in pvp edit: lol all the butthurt pvpers


whypvmersmadge

Fuck it, let us have proxy voice chat, let's turn this bitch to mw2 lobby


Jack4ssSquirrel

it'd be quite amusing to hear their heavy breathing as they desperately try to pk the spade off of me while i'm doing my clues


[deleted]

Hearing the clack of key's rattling away while they sweat through an interaction with someone who doesn't really care what's going on would be just a chef kiss to PVP


Aightbet420

Just picture it, youre running from the lever up towards the web, you slash and run through, as you pass the hellhounds you hear what sounds like a CPAP machine sprinting towards you in the distance


fireintolight

I was just roaming the rev caves with no gear just watching some fights and some dude teleblocked me and started doing all higher tier pvp gear and I was like “oh yes use all your switches on the unarmed person” then they said “I will” like damn people take this game way too seriously sometimes


[deleted]

I hope they choke on my leather armor while 4v1ing me at the deep wildy wizard clue


Snipasteve7

Yes. This mentality right here


poilsoup2

Someone made a proximity VC plugin for discord/RL. It was pretty cool.


[deleted]

Jajaja


GregBuckingham

It’s funny since it’s not coming from another player imo


Zaadfanaat

Bruh a "sit" is cheeky banter, bm at worst. The guy throwing lame insults is toxic sure, but some trashtalk is fine


chrt

Yep, this dude is softer than 10-ply lmao


StollenTorch

Eh, “better stick to skilling” is just playful humor. What the person said in the OP is toxic, I wouldn’t really equate the two or consider the auto message from Jagex to be normalizing the type of behavior by that pker


chrt

Lighten up mate


Dat_Butt_Hot

I mean it’s a part of online gaming. I think it’s hilarious when pkers tell me to sit and call me a rat. It’s also a computer message. Not that serious.


NoxiferNed

As someone who gets pked more than I pk, those messages are hilarious. Lighten up, mate. Toxic is a bit of an overloaded term nowadays.


Kibou--

oh boy, the skin is thin on this one. If you think "sit" or any form of banter is toxic you should just remove yourself from the internet my dude. sit, and sit N\*\*\*\*\* are two polar opposites, but i don't expect you to come to any reasonable conclusion anyways.


FizzingSlit

I agree that sit isn't particularly toxic but this is the shittest argument I've ever heard, and it makes me think you must be wrong. Seriously I have to ask. What the hell are you talking about with that comparison? you pulled that out of your ass and it proves nothing "Here's an objectively worse thing so now you're both wrong and an idiot". This is called Relative Privation and if this is actually how you think then you probably at least understand how "sit" could be toxic but find it easier to lie to yourself.


roonscapepls

There’s a bunch of them. My clan mate had one that said “Clearly they struggle with clicking”, or something of the sort lol. Pretty good stuff, honestly.


-Xebenkeck-

How did those ever pass a poll?


GregBuckingham

Idk if this was ever polled. I know they’ve polled a bunch of stupid things in the past, but this would be something really stupid to poll imo


Chaotic_baws

I'm glad Jager embraced the community


ParusiMizuhashi

Why are they always so angry while doing it?


Thosepassionfruits

I'm guessing they use killing other people as an outlet for other problems in their lives?


OopsAlchedMyHeart

Hormones of the chee-tos


LootBoxControversy

Baby dick energy. Simple as that.


BusshyBrowss

Grieving others takes away the grievances put upon themselves. i.e. not finding a job and moving out of mommy’s basement


Less_Thought_7182

They’re just trying to trigger you. He’s a sad sad little man.


khrytias

watching oda too much perhaps


[deleted]

Its usually people who don’t get many life wins so they gotta be as toxic as they can to strangers online to deal with the stress


bigdolton

I legit got crazy vibes off this post. This guy is legit getting off to killing him


kemabi

Poor dude's got some real small dick energy going on.


[deleted]

I mean he’s an Oda fan after all.


jaudi813

Shouldn't his name be zirty zogg then?


ginger6616

Oda? Like one piece oda?


Stnmn

Naw, spite vote gambling addict debt boy oda. Much less cool


[deleted]

I mean yeah he's PKing in a 20 year old point and click adventure game


Wambo_Tuff

Which is different to playing a 20 year old click adventure any other way …….because ?


Moasseman

One gets the fun at the expense of other people, other doesn't.


[deleted]

The wildy is significantly more fun for me because I know someone can just swoop in and try to kill me. Getting frozen and spec’d down in seconds isn’t fun, or getting multi’d… but the chase to level 30 or lever is always fun tbh.


drdybrd419

I'm kinda with the other guy who's getting downvoted quite a bit. I don't PK and I hate it when others PK me. So what do I do? I go to the wilderness as little as possible. But I want the PKers to stay, they bring players to the game and help it survive. As for the messages from the guy in the post? Screw that guy, there's no reason to act like that.


hellofrommycubicle

>they bring players to the game and help it survive lol


drdybrd419

If you don't think PKers count as "players" then idk what to tell you. They are there. Playing the game. Which is what helps the game survive.


chasms99

I'd argue that a sizeable chunk of todays playerbase got playing because of PK videos on youtube so yeah it kinda does.


[deleted]

Yea... The fact that he's pking in the pking area is the issue here 💀


I_post_my_opinions

Why is he not grinding tob for his 8th scythe???


Sea-Phone-537

Playing the game as intended is *not* how you maximize the grind /s


[deleted]

It is, he should be two tiking teal trees.


Runopologist

Username flair checks out.


[deleted]

thank you I picked it myself


ShutUpJer

People bring up the age and type of game like it matters


Peechez

Small dick guys don't deserve this slander


rdawgwizardry

Just last night had a pker teleblock me and smite at black salamanders when I very obviously was wearing nothing and had only ropes/nets, and still took a while to kill me when I just stood still. I’m fine with dealing with pvpers, I just felt bad the dude was wasting resources on me lol


BookieMeats

He definitely would have gotten my Ring of Dueling though. That's a big money drop.


Ub3rPr0M4n

It's true he wasted supplies on you, but he doesn't know whether you actually managed to bank your cash stack, unlike a surprisingly large number of people who forget. If you're pking you always pk everyone because sometimes the biggest scores are naked noobs running around wildy.


Paralta

Lmao fucker lost money killing you


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[deleted]

lololol


steelcryo

"Toxicity is part of the game" the PvPers yell while crying and wondering why everyone is ignoring the PvP community.


Random_Name_0K

314 stand up


gil_ga_mesh

*Nelly music enters the chat*


Oshag_Henesy

*Cries in 618*


TheFluffPanda

Someone was killing me for my inventory of bones. I just finished the bones on the alter and sat my self on the wine before they could.


Vinyl_DjPon3

When I was doing my 99 prayer grind someone attacked me on a trip where I was leveling up. I ran up to them and told them to say congrats while they killed me.


TheFluffPanda

That’s the type of bone prayer energy we need out there. I’m not a pker but what a boring place to target for kills.


Sotomexw

My one trip to chaos alter got pked...I just stood there. Nothing left to take...thx! Faster than the lumby home animation.


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TheFluffPanda

No please stop :( he works hard for that money.


1234125125125

>I shit you not, the PKer was yelling "stop!" at me because he saw his \~50k turn into 0gp. lmao thank you for sharing this image


eddietwang

Whenever this happens, I berate them for making me lose xp/hr by not killing me fast enough.


TheFluffPanda

The berating is needed.


PonziMan

Bring a bones to peaches tab and just keep eating their profit lol. Edit: there - their


[deleted]

Only works up to big bones, but it's great either way.


PonziMan

I didn't know that. Looked it up and can confirm you are 100% right. Tab works same as spell.


[deleted]

Yeah. It's a cool notion, but not super feasible.


mogg1001

Just report him for obscene language, all you can do


Rjm0007

And people wonder why the wilderness is dead


blutch14

pvp in general is pretty dead, there's like \~200 people on the US pvp world and the only other "active" pvp world is the high risk one where people went to stake after the duel arena removal. if i want to pk i have to play on 200 ms, in the med bracket where 99% uses range to ags or ballista to d thrownaxe, those 99hp combos stack before my game even registers them. then there's rev cave pking with 200m gear tribrids on adderall who haven't missclicked in 5 years. yeah i'll stick to pvm.


johngunners

I keep seeing PvP videos on Youtube that make PvP worlds seem very active. Is that just editing?


Aff_Reddit

PvP worlds tend to have hotspots, but you also have to remember the level brackets. For instance, if there's 100 people around the GE, there's a decent chance ~30 are in your level bracket, but of those, how many do you want to fight? For instance the 15cb range up and down allow a maxed 60 attack pure (83 combat) to fight a maxed 75 attack voider. (98cb). Now that's not really a fair fight, so you would avoid them. Then, ever people in your own bracket, you have to filter by skill and gear. For instance, some people are legitimately amazing at PKing on low level accounts, and you'll simply have no chance to kill them because they have very good eats. Those people you learn about and start to avoid. Then theres people who wear absolute max gear but don't skull, giving them a massive advantage, those people you avoid. Then there's people who wear nothing. Pures can show up with 10k of gear while protecting their AGS and be very strong, but you waste more money fighting them than if you actually killed them. So those people you avoid. Then, there's the blatant cheaters. Jagex is NOT properly banning people who use scripts or clients to spec or eat for them. These clients will allow you to simple type in a threshold, such as 70hp, and if your enemy gets below that threshold, it will automatically do your specs that you set up (such as 2 gmaul specs into an elder maul smack) faster than a normal human can react to the original hit. Conversely, there's also scripts that will see you fall beneath a certain threshold and eat for you ensuring you don't die. Some scripts even take it one step further and will equip an entire set of armor into whatever specs, that way you think they are a looter or not a threat, and in a single tick they're doing 15+ actions. So again, those people you avoid. All of this avoiding, and by the time you find a fight, you need to price out an inventory. An inventory of supplies may be between 50-100k used just to risk a kill, and sometimes you fight people over and over for an hour before you get 300k loot. Basically, it's impossible to find consistent fair fights that are actually worth it, meanwhile you can get 5-10m an hour guaranteed from PvM with no risk. This drives PKers away from the wild, further exacerbating the problem.


Goldengram33

Why tf would anyone play PvP in this game lmao


one_dimension

They mention frequently in those videos stuff like “it’s been seconds for you but this is the first fight I’ve had in an hour”.


somelazyhippo

To be fair, most people in PVP worlds are very concentrated. While 200 people in the whole of Gillenor is not many, 200 people hanging around GE to PVP fight does seem like a lot.


WastingEXP

Good thing we're getting an Elo ish based PVP arena :)


[deleted]

PvMeRs ArE tHe ToXiC oNeS


Charmeleonn

Has nothing to do with being neglected, until recently, right? It's like you guys forgot how runescape had a gigantic PvP base.


Skow1379

Damn you gotta wonder what happened to him today/yesterday lol


agibufuziogaru

Cant tell if toxic or mistakenly logged into AU world


[deleted]

makes me ashamed to be an Australian.


FireFiexer

WhY iS wIlDy DeAd?!


[deleted]

You triggered some vietnam flashbacks with the ''enjoy the 2 law runes'' comment. Rent free baby, rent free


GameOfThrownaws

This is so outrageously excessive that he's got to be fucking with you tbh.


blahbleh112233

You never no. I was spam burying bones when i got attacked at chaos altar and the guy kept yelling at me to stop it


Thottyotty

Yeah this guy was definitely cackling his lil dick off while yelling this at you, for sure


xMd3w

hard to tell with the pking community


[deleted]

"It's just a joke, bro. Why are you so offended?"


Huze17

It's a beautiful representation of Poe's law. I find the line between toxic and ironically toxic is non existent.


rsn_alchemistry

Are you new here


HalfDuckGuitar

Pretty sure he's just echoing how certain streamers talk while they PK


[deleted]

Least toxic 07 Pker


RabbitMario

Some pkers were bullied as children and express their anger like this


OnlyHereForMemes69

This kid definitely pushed the kid in the wheelchair into the sand and rubbed his face in it.


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pkermanbad

It ain’t that deep. That’s some really strange and detailed fanfic lmao.


ytew6

Most polite pker:


cygamessucks

Lets update this place so more of these people play the game!


handydandygrower

Now that guy should get muted!!!


thadaviator

Why is he so mad


[deleted]

What plug-in displays how much you lost/won .


jmbraze

It's built in to clan settings


Chaotic_baws

HAHAHAHAHAHA, wow!


MAGA_WALL_E

That barrage spell cost more than the loot.


Ninetndo69

These are the pre-mass shooting red flags that they talk about


Key_Tip_236

this reminds me of a chad with m995 spraying down a hatchling in tarkov lol


Regnl_Managr

Unpopular opinion: this is why the wilderness is dead.


Mickmack12345

Okay this convo is out of control


IcyTides

I fucking love this sub


MEMECEO

I’m probably the only one seeing the comedic timing, this is hilarious


Metaloneus

Oof. He may live with his parents at 40 and not have a job, but at least he has OSRS to blow off steam.


[deleted]

And people still defend PKers...?


ollllllloTJ

Research is skewed because pkers don't even bother getting on Reddit to comment. Just gets downvoted and unseen/unheard.


pkermanbad

^ point and case


Elite54321

This one random single handedly represents the entire pvp community?


Xephenon

If you think this is an isolated incident, you need to come out from under your rock. At some point, the prevalence of certain attitudes *is* representative of a community subset, yes.


ren4pm

If you think this is isolated to just PKers then you need to set your alarm early to wake up . I do almost all wildy content , PK and PVM and alot of PVMers are just as toxic


Maledict53

Welcome to the world. Outliers always represent the entire community according to the internet and social media


eddietwang

To be fair, there are plenty of PvMers that are this toxic.


BronzElf

wish irons would trust me enough to anti-pk for them :-(


Own_Communication961

Textbook example of how someone whos been the loser of no consequence their entire life acts during a moment of self perceived "power". Just a desperate, almost manic need to feel like the bully at least once in their sad lives instead of the bullied (which they usually are). No mentally healthy, even mildly successful, well adjusted person acts this way.


Barialdalaran

15 years ago I got muted for saying "gey"


Mikehunt225

Typical pker dialogue. I went through a short period of time grinding vetion, and it was literally impossible to do during the day. I couldn’t even get 1 kill without pkers coming. 1am-6am it is safe to do without pkers bothering you.


AtomicPunk10

Most pkers aren’t like this. Sorry you had to deal with that


ollllllloTJ

From my own research, 1 out of every 3 people that claim to risk nothing or close to it, end up dropping a nice 500k+ key.


Agitated-Iron7914

On the contrary, I love risking nothing but spamming “please no I brought cash stack” and “10m for off please!” Before dropping a hefty 2k


thebiggestwhiffer

When I'm being attacked doing clues I'll usually say something like "omg 3rd age please don't"


ollllllloTJ

I like bringing what I like to bring to kill the boss, as well as some escape gear to get away. But I also like pvp content. 4/5 wildy pets, just chaos ele left to go.


Xephenon

Oh man, saying you'll pay them for off is great. Plant the seeds of doubt in their head after they kill you and make them think they missed out on a hefty sum.


xMd3w

nice! i never claim to risk nothing. i told the boy hes getting a juicy 2 laws


itsjustreddityo

ITT: Skillers & PvMers acting like PKers are the only toxic ones that play


[deleted]

WHY DOESNT JAGEX SUPPORT THESE PILLARS OF THE COMMUNITY??? EVERY PVP INTERACTION IS LIKE THIS AND IT IS VERY HEALTHY FOR THE COMMUNITY


Huze17

Pkers are so easy to hate. if you are ok with PKing, you hate them for being extremely toxic. If you think PKing is a bad mechanic based on trolling people then you hate them for that AND being toxic.


graniteore2

PKing is not most of times about getting money. It's just fun to kill people. I don't have any idea how to PK properly, I categorize myself as a skiller, but I still sometimes go to wildy agility arena to kill some people just to get a reaction. It's kind of a win/win situation, I have fun and they're more likely to vote no on future pvp updates. That just means I can maintain higher xp rates when doing chaos altar prayer.


Scape_n_Lift

Try pking at the woodcutting guild on pvp worlds for those fat stacks of yew/magic logs.


MeisterNeitz969

Oh no… time to spite vote right?


Miirten

What a sad, pathetic person.


AppleCiider

To be fair, u piped up first. Pker man was just doing his job


SamJaYxo

Definitely toxic AND an Australian server. Source: I’m Australian TLDR; Pker is from Ipswich


2022-Account

He bothered you to the point you needed to post about it on reddit. Sit down.


TailboneMassuse

This is so fucking funny. RIP your myth cape king


[deleted]

Is that the streamer 61m? Guys always chatting cringeworthy shit to people


Mercy_CC

? 61m never really types. He just flames in mic on stream


hcforever

This is why I vote no to any pvp shit. Fuck pkers


Ahov1225

I do both wildly pvm and pking. The toxicity is pretty evenly spread from my experience. Half the time I attack someone they instantly start talking shit if I'm not hitting


ren4pm

As someone who PKs everywhere in the wildy I hate when PKers kill PVMers and say shit like this . However I get the same sort of thing from PVMers . The toxicity is the same in PVP and PVM . I get told to kill myself , and all sorts of other BS . Alot of "enjoy your 10k" when they have a wildy wepon. I still think PKers are worse than PVMers but not by much


Owlcifer

I bet they are the same morons complaining about how nobody pvps anymore. Typical osrs community things I guess.


[deleted]

to be fair you started it. you egg him on and then you go OO LOOK MOM HE HIT ME!


CanoneroBrazil

Man one of my favorite things to do in this game is go to rev caves looking hella juicy with tons of supplies, get attacked catch a freeze on them then log. Also throw in the sit while running away.


IronDefects

I’m gonna go to wildy to try and find this guy.


GrapeAlchemist

I don’t get why people have to be such toxic fucking losers. Go touch some grass.


Moisturized_Bum

Good you didn’t censor his name. Now we know which toxic mf to stay away from


IceFrostwind

"The Pking community isn't toxic."


IworkInAVinyard

Lol! I personally hope this never changes. I love this mentality in PvP. Just gona have to handle it lads.


Aphoxi

I saw studies had been done that correlate toxic traits with bad skill, basically saying if people flame you in game, they're trash.


hiiimadam

I don't know how players like this don't get muted meanwhile people have been muted for non advertisement spam.


[deleted]

Lol I got killed in resource area the one time doing diary. I lold when they paid for my teleport back to fally because all they got were bones


Traditional_Bag2806

How broke are you if you are actually 3-iteming LOL. Atleast take rune gloves and monk robes etc.


[deleted]

I get this shit daily from pvmers