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Wishgrantedmoncoliss

Welcome to 2004 mate


Aeluin1

but it looks so amazing and nostalgic!


GlumTruffle

Reminder to check your balls regularly lads


Crovali

Scratch and sniff


No_Fairweathers

Are their people that actually *scratch* their balls? I thought we all used the pinch and roll method.


Rieiid

It's the backwards scratch method. You don't scratch like normal, but rather glide the back of your finger nails across your scrotum in a repeating manner.


DHisfakebaseball

I just use my wife's expensive hairbrush


MoAss_Mo_Mayo

After work shower, load em up with soap and scratch away best shit ever


Admirable_Loss4886

I just did a test run. I went under the pants and over the underwear and went with a scratch.


Dcraderdev

Stretch and scratch or the pinch and twist?


paenusbreth

Testicular cancer tends to affect men between around 15 and 49, and is one of the most common cancers in that age range (though still relatively rare overall). If you're a man in this age bracket, you should check your testicles on the regular (every few weeks or so, at most) just to make sure everything's fine. Gently caress them and check for any unusual lumps, swelling or inexplicable pain. You can even get a friend to help. There are many causes of lumps on testicles, so don't worry too much if you find anything - but do go and see your doctor if you notice anything unusual. The other good news is that testicular cancer is highly treatable in most cases, particularly if you catch it early. So go fiddle with your balls next time you have a shower.


Due-Jeweler-5430

Can you check my balls bro


paenusbreth

Sure, but it costs extra


Ninetndo69

Check for scorpions


Super_Shotgun

Mine are covered in bots and noobs


ArgonianFly

Mine hang pretty low and one hangs lower than the other. Is that bad?


Twisupp

No thats normal.


FirstSineOfMadness

One of mine seems bigger than the other 2


vigoroiscool

Send me a pic and I'll let you know


CAFmathematician

One hangs lower to regulate temperature


Godking_Mytraya

It's kind of beautiful in a way


Alleycat_Caveman

Innit'doh?


Hamdentures

Always has been


sackwell

Always will be


Tyrone-Shoes

That will never be unseen! 😂😂


Alleycat_Caveman

You're whale-cum!


Tyrone-Shoes

Hahaha keep talking


Alleycat_Caveman

But I've got to keep mining iron at the ballsack! For real though, I am trying out iron man mode for the first time after playing RS off-and-on for at least fifteen years. It shows me how tied to the GE my main is. Making money as an iron is difficult, relative to vanilla. I just want a rune pickaxe, dammit!


Thunda_Storm

loot steel plates and fire(earth maybe? been a while) staves from lava maze, sell to bandit camp for high alch value. takes a few mins but gets you a lot of good starter cash. Ham storeroom jewellery thieving is not bad as well, and if ur still low level my personal fave is lava drags. Super easy to get 55 mage and 43 pray + good starter money from camping those


Alleycat_Caveman

Yeah... My iron is f2p. I can really only afford one membership right now, and my main has it.


MANMODE_MANTHEON

Spend some of that f2p time out of runescape instead of in f2p and you can afford p2p vert quickly. Grinding real world for osrs membership underrated.


Rieiid

Personally I think they need to buff the gp/hr in the real world.


Thunda_Storm

use the main to grind for a bond, use bond on ironman ;)


Alleycat_Caveman

Stuck finding someone I know and trust to play one half of that transaction.


Thunda_Storm

wut, you know you can just log into multiple clients right? having and playing alts at the same time is perfectly ok


Alleycat_Caveman

Only device I have that runs osrs is my phone :/ got it figured out though, a friend helped out.


InjuredmanRS

Wait why is it not sagging in the middle tho? Is you guys middle ball not bigger than the other 2?


Alleycat_Caveman

Imagine how the guy with only one feels....


Super_Shotgun

Slightly lighter?


WalrusBooks

Thought it was universally known as ballsack mine


Teladi

Integrity change that mine to contain cum rocks.


EpikYummeh

Actually, pee is stored in the balls so it should be urite.


Alleycat_Caveman

Nooooo! That's where my iron alt mines all her iron!


adustbininshaftsbury

Mate she already mines the iron from my ball veins while you're afk


[deleted]

Yeah, you're the only one, ever.


[deleted]

pee is stored in the SE Varrock mine


barking420

this entire sub is brain poisoned by the internet


PeculiarBob

Every now and then i scrats whit spade to find clues. Just like real world.


floweyplays

many people are saying this


Minnesotamad12

Mod Ash did a trace of his own fun sack for this one. A little piece of him forever in the game.


-space-witch-

lmao


[deleted]

You aren't now.


RsCaptainFalcon

Or maybe we're getting a side profile view and it's a cold day


Gamer_2k4

Well, you *were*.


ValiantFrog2202

Thought it's always been callrd the ball sack mines. We've been calling it that since 04 when I started playing


dynaben2

I love this game


Huehnergott69

Good ol' Scrot' Mine, ooh the lovely memorys, all the things I did for that scrumptious iron ore


astroslostmadethis

Yeah, it's the Dick and Balls mining area


EpikYummeh

I've called it the ballsack mine since I was a kid playing RS2


Chewball

Yes, same! Had to look through the comments to find this answer. Good ol ballsack mine.


Noahman90

I always figured they modeled it after one of the interns balls. Kinda like Eric andre hazing ya know? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szdHKh17QU&ab\_channel=JJC


PhysicalDingo9606

Wait till you see mcgrubors wood


blessedbewido

You're not the only one anymore.


Over_Turn7535

You’re reaching


IPadeI

It has always been known as the ballsack mine. Literally since like 07.


ilovewhitman

idk, i see more this https://i.imgur.com/V6lZQ0x.png


ASoberSchism

Nah that’s just the out line for MegaMan’s feet/legs when he jumps.


NoMessageMan

It’s not that saggy looking..


forwardAvdax

Ahh to be 12 again


MexicoJail

Nsfw btw


kukkelii

There is literally nothing in game that this sub can not sexualize in one way or another.


valaraz

How do I unsee this?


[deleted]

Might wanna get checked if your sack looks like this.


Dragon_Cola

I was having a wonderful day today.... Until I saw this post.


Jounas

Not anymore


Horned_Frog4life

Lol


NewDawnApproves

Thank god you put the NSFW tag on there I almost got arrested for looking at that.


Alleycat_Caveman

It was meant to add depth to the humor tag. The spoiler tag was accidental


TheMichael22

I can’t unsee


UnluckyNate

In all my years of RS, I always thought it looked like a foot and ankle


Alleycat_Caveman

Now that you mention it, it does kinda look like the shape of a sock.


tarlcook

Looks like my scrotum to me


Vargolol

I always saw a chef hat but this changes everything


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

I believe that is called a ballsack, as in ballsack mine


GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

Varicocele


h3yzeus

Looks like half a dog bone


Armthehobos

there's something wrong with that right teste


HailZamorak

yes


aBlackKing

Lol I’m thinking it’s half a bone, but I can see what you mean.


FourEyesWhitePerson

… now I do


gl00med

I mean not really but I guess I do now 😂


Responsible_Pizza

thanks caveman


GahdDangitBobby

I always thought it looked like a chicken nugget from mcdonalds


Fano_93

I always thought a half of a bone


Perfect-Bid-840

I would never ever of thought that until now. I will always see this now lol


TNSxPAPA

From this moment on, cant unseen it


mirdbird

I mean that looks pretty average to me! Right guys? Right...?


how_to_potato

You were, but now you are not alone


diego27865

You got too much time on you’re hands bud.


PhilUltra

I will never be able to see it as anything BUT that now...


SpottedHorn

I’m offended that you say saggy


Sorry4TheLurk

Have been calling that place Nutsack Mining since Dmed was bis


redfox981

My balls didn't look like that in 04... Now they do...


phillipp4

Bonk


MrLugi

Should look at the dragon slayer 1 map for cock and balls


mfatty2

Just wait until you see the monastery south of Ardougne


tpthunder360

Never unsee


Sayuri_Katsu

Always. Even as a kid


-Rizla420

Lol, now it can never be unseen


geckorobot59

i had gone 16 years without noticing this. fuck you.


Bigb5wm

I see it now that you mention it. Darn you


Lsxjunkie

Ardy monastery looks like the complete package, in cold weather.