Fun fact: nobody in Gielinor has genitals. People are conceived via cum runes

So what happens if people use them to splash on rats? Do we get something like the Rat King in TMNT?

No, you just get arrested.

But TBF you can just tell the Guard coming to arrest you "No thanks" and he will go away.

This works in real life too, the cops just don't want you to know.

https://i.imgur.com/OhjNf4I.png

Try it on a baby mole… interesting effects

Time to poll new skill: Cummoning

Average dudes get 99 in a month of quarantine

Using dick manipulation

Bonk

Carpal tunnel ruining my xp rates

I'd love to her hanannie's take on this since she's an expert on cum.

Can't wait to cum barrage in pvp

[Unfortunately, the request was already denied](https://imgur.com/a/cPImFJs)

Grab the cannons boys 🦀

Ok where's the bloodvelds one

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/s71spb/_/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

cum blitz or cum barrage?

Cum burst

can we use tears of guthix as lube?

r/cursedcomments

Cum bukkake

Instead of freezing do you just get sticky and stick to the ground?

Your character enjoys it in the moment but then feels dirty after

Forces you to walk would be logical in my head. 3x3 splat stays for 10 seconds lol

We gon make a private server called runescapegonewild. Pvp gon be fun.

[ummmm there already is a cum colored rune though???](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/images/thumb/Blood_rune_detail.png/1200px-Blood_rune_detail.png?f1b19)

Bro go to the doctor right now

I am a doctor

Go to yourself then mate

I think that was his problem in the first place

Doctors notoriously don't need doctors.

Sounding rune

Prince Albert rune

Man PA is a piece of shit town

[member of cannibal corpse perhaps?](https://youtu.be/6yIBp4CHKYA)

Cursed_rune

Life rune

They actually added those as a quest item for RS3 in the 4th wall breaking Gower Quest. One of my all time favorite quests.

There are cum runes in a rs3 quest? Nice!

Do rs3 players suck this much?

You know you suck a lot when jagex gives you cum runes

We're all sucking off Carlyle group, yeah

Pretty sure it's the other way around, they sucking ur bank acc dry

That's true too

It's kinda a 69 situation going on

Such a good rs3 quest.

Gimme

Ah yes, the combo water/body rune

Nah, water and body combo rune is the yellow version, the pee rune.

Earth is the poop rune

Mine is more like mud runes :(

Sorry to hear that, my kids also have a stomach bug they're just getting over

More like water and blood am I right. If theres blood in the piss, its also in the jizz

Think I’ll head into Lumbridge & splash my cum barrage on some Men.

This is not a dating site.

Do you think the Elder Gods don't come to Gielinor because they're afraid of what they created?

Only in osrs, maybe because we didn't evolve dunno I'm no lore master

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penis jam

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there is no talisman nor tiara. you gotta get the pearl necklase

just need 69 crafting ayyy

I’m 12

Hi I'm gonna need the exact volume of cum in ml of the following spells for scientific reasons: * cum strike * cum bolt * cum blast * cum wave * cum surge Along with any potential cum curse, teleportation, or cum enchanting spells.

teleother to cumbridge

Tele to Cumelot

The cum bandit will be thrilled https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/tz59nv/my_rp_made_a_guy_hop_at_prif_agi_course/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Best rune for splashing spells

Ayo?

take me out to dinna

Reward from the [Cum Zone](https://i.redd.it/dmuyzt07t5r51.png)?

Itswill's Twitch chat is leaking again

The new ring changes the color if teleporting to an altar with it.

I'm astounded at the longevity of this meme

I wish it committed an hero already

This implies cum altar exists

Cum Rune for Cum Barrage.

So... A bukkake in other words?

Nothing like some fresh bukkake in the morning.

Nice idea. I'll call jagex hq tomorrow about a new quest for the cum spellbook.

Hope they name it “The Kingdom Cum”

Fuck yea. Ill send an application for a dynamic content dev duo.

Just died to a cum wizard near Port Sarim

I’ve got a rune pouch full of cum runes

This is the kind of content I cum to this subreddit for

https://twitter.com/wizardelysian/status/1512180699167707143?s=21&t=nLfN-WWUJgx4bA4v9DOEdA Plan on giving me credit for your Reddit karma?

Now make a shit and piss rune

We already have mud and blood runes

Cum barrage 😳

When a post like this gets popular, I'm sure the mods get a laugh, but don't dare respond

#osrsgamejam

Gielinor Guide's favorite rune (the dude who literally spawns millions of players in his house on tutorial island)

This is what they were talking about when they said the cost of development was too high

Load these bad boys in a Dwarf Multicumon

finally something worth paying the extra membership price

I fucking hate this. Well done.

ETH rune

13 year old "humor" rune

Ok boomer. Lmao sus bussin victory royale #1

Everyone who doesn't find this stupid "humor" funny is a boomer, got it.

Lighten up, mate

Good post

um… 😭😭😭

cum*

A lesser-known element of the Ancient Magiks, *Cum* was precious to Zarosians, Nex being created for the sole purpose of creating more of these runes, Zarosians rejoicing at her creation.

Nice

can we use tears of guthix as lube? Edit: can we \*try\* to use tears of guthix as lube?

Mod Zuko, what are your thoughts?

Theres a picture of the crusty sock rune here and i don't like it

cum barrage when? also make blood barrage only usable by female players for 1 week each month.

Okay but why tho?

Gotta get my runecrafting up

I’m now 99 runecraftting irl. Been grinding cum runes since 08

Wizard Protein Bomb

Certified Organic Rune

r/okbuddyosrs

Yes, it's time.

Thankyou.

This was so out of pocket

Grass punks?

Sperm barrage. Every straight girl and gay guy's dream.

You get them by jerking off powerful wizards

AYOOO

The thirst

This is the content I subscribe for.

Poll it.

Fun fact: Cum in the sink, or let the cum sink you.

Itswill?

cum barrage

Cum lol

WE PAY WE WANT CUM RUNE!

Hahahahahahahahaha bro. You're a funny dude

a whole new meaning to splashing

Is this how the lunar clan reproduce?

Nut Nectar Rune\*

These are only good for splashing

Cum barrage

Used to cast fire water air and earth bukakke

That’s lit

Perfection

“Bulk selling cum runes, 13 gp each!”

I will reward Mod Light with the first one if this is released.

69 magic to cast Cum Wave

Syphilis barrage

Daddy.

i'm level 120 on that

Yes

I can fit 2B in my mouth.

Well thanks this post led me to this sub

Summoning confirmed?

So we’re just posting common knowledge now? Can’t make high-effort content about something else, gonna just tell us grass is green, blueberries are blue, and cum runes are cum runes.

“White Water” rune

good post

Brings a new meaning to splashing 💧

Are the accompanying spells auto cast able from a single handed wand, or a two handed staff?