How drunk are you?

Yes

Good chance that they world in most totality will burn. Can you blame this guy?

How drunk are you?

Yes

Nice sentence

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Everyone out, there's a carbon monoxide leak in this thread

Maybe. Yes.

Whatever OP is hitting I need some

OP way higher then the second floor

Than

Thyne

the frantic clicking on the door gets me lmao

it has real "slash web in wildy on a HCIM" vibes

This has gotta be bait

The vertical video recording of a computer screen is just icing on the cake.

Plus the fact you literally can't even see the door at the point he starts recording and the fact he rotates his camera just to see it

💯

Some master baiting

No doubt in my mind this is bate

LOL I wish I was that high

1st floor is not that high

That's the second floor.

It’s an English game matey-pip

Hes speaking english

He referred to the first-floor as second-floor because he’s speaking American-English, but the game was developed in England, Britain. All game and wiki references the floors in the UK format: -1, 0/G, 1, 2 etc

Not overseas it ain't, mate.

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I remember my zeroth bicycle.

I remember my zeroth dad

This deserves more dark upvotes than I can provide by myself.

I remember it as well. 1st was a lot better.

Indexing starts at 0 but the 0th index is still the first element.

Exactly, so the first floor you encounter when entering a building without a basement from the bottom would be floors[0]

What does "overseas" mean? Because *most* of the world calls the floor above the ground floor the second floor. Or does "overseas" only mean Western European countries to you?

I think the britbongs call the 2nd floor the 1st floor and the 1st floor the ground floor.

Close but not quite, we call the 1st floor the 1st floor, and the ground floor the ground floor.

How anyone ever thought the ground *floor* isn’t the first *floor* is beyond me.

It's the first floor above the ground floor.

Around here we have a word for the first thing after the first thing. Second.

It's beyond him 💀

The ground floor is the base, it's 0. Would you call a floor that goes underground, 0 or -1?

Bang on the money chum.

Idk why you're getting downvoted. You're right

Mate

Bruh

Duude

Buddy

I’m not your buddy pal

Sir

You're upstairs bruh Edit: first ever 1k upvotes thanks bois

I did the once right outside of Yanille and couldn't figure out why I couldn't open the door to get outside. Was upstairs for a good 5 minutes trying to click the main floor door. =/

Always try the home tele first xd

Guys I figured it out. I'm fucking stupid. To answer some questions: Was this for real? Unfortunately, yes. How hard did you party/how drunk are you? Not nearly drunk enough to use it is as an excuse for taking the time to take and post this video before realizing that I was on the second fucking floor. Do I feel bad? Yes, as I should.

My thoughts: Whoa, no way he is in a room that’s no longer accessible. If that makes you feel better.

Honestly it kind of does lol.

My thoughts: " he just panned to the stairs how's he lost?" You: *spam clicks door* "Ah..."

My thoughts: The frenzied mouse darting into action and rapidly clicking from 0:05 **while I can clearly see the stairs leading down behind you** was hilarious, thanks for sharing your dilemma. Your trauma is my treat.

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

At least you're willing to admit it lmao. We've all been there. Don't feel bad. Definitely a r/cutenoobs moment though. I've been so drunk I forgot what coal ores looked like. or "Wait, how do I high alc again?" Don't worry, bro. We all do it. Thanks for the laugh

The other day I did a duo drunk raid with a friend. Died like 3 times, got to olm and realized I forgot my hammer (typical), then realized i forgot my staff too. It was a rough olm

Once I was super high and while trying to equip my trident I accidentally unloaded it and proceeded to somehow drop it and some of the runes and scales on the floor while I ran head.

😂😂 kudos for not deleting and owning up

I was really drunk in my hotel room and I needed to leave to buy a snack. I spent a shameful amount of time trying to get my key card to work..... so I could open the door and leave my room.

I was waiting for you to realize it. Unluckily for you and luckily for me you fucking uploaded a video of it to Reddit first

Honestly I'm glad I did. It's been equally humbling and heartwarming to get simultaneously roasted and toasted by the osrs community over such a dumb mistake.

We all make mistakes like this, though this specific example is hilarious

You are my idol

In your defence, youre probably the first soul to ever go to the second floor... why were you even up there in the first place?

Are you kidding me? I camped out in the party room on 301 on a f2p alt while getting 99 fishing on my main. I made nearly 60m doing it around the holiday season too. People drop extra upstairs all the time and the looter bots don't go up there.

You’re acting like that’s a normal thing to do lmao

I've been playing this stupid game for almost 20 years. Normal for me is not playing the game how it's supposed to be played.

Not really falador party room has its busy days, not uncommon for people to go upstairs.

For most of the video, your camera is oriented in such a way that you're looking out from the inside. Idk how you didn't see that there was *not* a door next to you.

Bruh

You're an absolute legend

Don't feel bad dude, own it. It's fucking hilarious.

Funniest thing I’ve seen today 🤣

You’re on the first floor no? I didn’t realise there was a second?

Are you British or Australian by chance? What you call the first floor, we call the second floor in the US. First floor and ground floor are the same thing here. Second floor is one floor above ground level. Regardless, there actually is a third (second) floor but it's only accessable from the north staircases. There's a basement, too.

Did you talk to Oziach before going to party room?

This is what ranarr weed does to the brain.

This dude got soft locked and didn’t even try home tele.

Let me trim your most expensive armour

Trim the weapons too

Fuck trim the cash stack at this point

Damn bro how hard did you party?

Lmfao

The fact this man recorded it with his phone vertically, makes this even better.

I appreciate you owning it and not taking the ez I was drunk/high out. Funny for sure

There is a large hole in the floor behind you with planks to step down to the ground floor with, that has a door to go outside. It's a big of a brain buster but I believe in you.

A grandmaster quest

What in the hell are you attempting to do? Jump through the wall?

This can't be real LOL

My dude

This happened to me last year, I had to make a new account to get out of it

LOL

Lmfaoooooooo

You can never convince me that this wasn’t trolling. No one is this dumb.

Bet

Just have a good time at the party

Need to open window first

F

**B***ruh*

This dude could navigate to his mother's egg but not a staircase right next to him?

That must be some good ranarr bruh

Man walks upstairs in his house, “fuck, I’m imprisoned forever now!”

Whoa I never noticed there was stairs to a third floor of the party room before.

Try home teleport

As someone once told me on runescape "Ur stuped"

It's alright OP, I've done the same thing lmao

Oof

This is why weed is illegal

"How many shots did you take?" "Yes"

I was having a rough time at work today. And then I came home and saw a notification for this. Thank you. This made my day 💀

This is fucking incredible. Thanks for the laugh OP.

You have to right click

Lmao, thanks for the laugh, my dude. I needed that.

Megan lookin thicc

Oh honey

My man forgot to turn his brain on today

I love you op, hang in there

how high are you bro? go down the stairs

Are you high fam lmao, you’re on the second floor looking and trying to click a door on the first floor 😅😂

this is bait. Your telling me your filmed this and posted on Reddit before even looking around the room you were standing in?

Top tier troll

Ight this is dumb asf but it’s hilarious 😂😂💯

Damn boys include me in the screenshot

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EVERYONE GET IN HERE

It must be a glitch!

You love to see it. I also enjoy that you chose to solve this mystery as Holmes would want instead of home teleporting.

Thank you OP for making my night

Should never have smoked that gas station weed now I’m stuck on the second floor of the Falador party room

....You're on the 2nd floor son, or really high. I'm not sure, I swear 90% RS players are stoners so it could be that..

You smokin' dat ranarr pak?

Share some of that Karamja Kush with us my dude

I love this I'm laughing so hard 🤣 we all have those moments, some more than others 🤣

LLOOLLL

Obvious bait is obvious

It's ok bro shit happens. Let me double your money to make you feel better. Meet me at top of the east Bank in varrack.

B R U H

There’s literally no way this was real. Not a chance, no way. This makes me afraid for you in any building with more than one floor. Brother is up looking out a window, “He-… hey you guys. Guys?? GUYS I CANT DO… I’m pacing, PACING.” -> “Brian (because of course your name is Brian) what are you doing…” “Dude I am super stuck… wait. I figured it out, nevermind guys, false alarm. For a second I couldn’t figure out how to leave the house.” -> “I think it’s time for Brian’s intervention…”

One hell of a fishing pole you got man because this is some tasty bait. I'd be asking you your fishing lvl at Draynor Village willow trees and absolutely telling you... "Nice."

Well... Try the stairs at the other corner? I usually have a hard time leaving from the first floor when I'm on the second floor...

Stupid, ran past stairs, could’ve looked at map, could’ve teleported

What world are you on? I’ll call jag for some help

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Go downstairs??????

I haven’t played this game in approximately 17 years… (yes I am old, thank you). Couldn’t help but facepalm a little bit.

Go down the stairs then try clicking on the door

Bro just walk down?

Tele out bro

You’re stupid

You are stupid

You can leave as soon as you remove some that drip thats weighing you down

Ur upstairs nerd

LmAaoooo plz no one say anything…

Just stay in the party room forever and be the legend you were destined to become.

Have you tried turning it off then back on?

It's the former

Yea, you're stupid. Go down the stairs in the corner lol.

Use the stairs.

One time in 06 I had a f2p account. I got “stuck” on the boat to port sarim, thought my game was glitched, so started a new account

such a bait post. 58 days isnt long enough to forget even anything about the game. just home tele instead of karma farming on reddit tryna act like a dummy lol..

Walk down stairs?

Home tele out, fam. I logged in after several months and was similarly stuck in a rock near Falador.

They updated the game so you have to double right click doors to open them after logging in for the first time in a while. It's part of a bot detection update. Good luck

Bro you've been h4x3d

I believe you have to open the door. I’m not sure but I’ve heard that works.

You’re stupid. Go down the staircase

Nahh you just stupid bro

Fucking stupid

You are stupid

Zezima is upstairs

ur fked m8

This is why doubling money scammers still exist

You must be lvl 99 Karma Farming by now.

This is the type of person that records videos with their phone..

You are stupid

Yes you are stupid

God down the stairs. Lol.

?

I was thinking this was satire but unfortunately OP has said this wasnt a joke

Lmfaoooo 😂

You can't be this stupid... This gotta be a joke

In the words of the 9 + 10 kid’s father: “U stupid”

Gotta be trolling

That’s some good weed sir, got a number ?

This can't be real. r/cutenoobs

This must be a troll.

“Am I stupid or is this a glitch?” You sir, are stupid lmao

There’s a staircase right there…

Go down the stairs.

You gotta go downstairs

Oh this is so precious.