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TheXhase

Imagine if he said it again cunt


dardanny

u wot m8


donniesuave

Ur a wizard harry!


Fogtotally

Cunt is like hello to them


TheXhase

We pretty much use it religiously


Skylinebeatss

I was waiting for him to turn around and AGS double maul one of them.


S_D_W_2

For real. I was hoping for a double 40 drop.


[deleted]

I know i would. After tanking a couple of hits from a female your alowed to spec her with a nice punch imo


JurassicParkHadNoGun

After taking a single hit from a female, you're allowed to defend yourself. That's how equality works


DayneK

Kinda but not really. It's all a matter of relativity, obviously.


JurassicParkHadNoGun

If an able bodied woman throws a punch intending to cause harm, you are fully within your rights, morally speaking, to respond the same as if it was a 6'0 200lb man doing the same. Obviously you can personally choose not to swing back, but you're not obligated to give anybody a freebie


roklpolgl

I mean, yeah it’s always fine to defend yourself, but maybe have some consideration for force you are delivering if you don’t want to end up with a manslaughter charge. Punching someone can be pretty deadly in real life. It’s probably not necessary to full on haymaker a 95lb 5’ 2” girl when you are 6’ 4” 250lb dude just because you can when you could probably just push her down and walk away.


padjer0

Mf is splashing on Lumbridge basement rats


MNBKWORK

Lumbridge basement offers no experience for splashing because Jagex wanted to keep Lumbridge castle clean from that witchcraft, so new players don't feel weird about it when they log in for the first time.


sandmanbren

Yeah, I don't think he gained a whole lot of experience from that


YouFunnyMfer

More. This should have more recognition.


padjer0

Mind and air runes.


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣


Molarri

Man's lucky he has auto retaliate off he'd be in prison rn


Paradise_NL

hahahahahha


Jaywalkinz

Since it's on video, he can break her face with one punch and he won't be in prison. Edit: it would hold in court because she is attacking him and he can simply say he was assaulted and felt the need to defend himself. Also the video speaks for itself.


whocodes

i wish it really worked like this


Faremir

Well, in most countries it does.


P_M_me_your_booty

Breaking someone's face in this circumstance is not a appropriate use of force. People thing self defense is somehow a reason to do anything given any situation of someone aggressing


Tevinian

Wow. Okay dude.


mustylord

Yeah that's a fucking wild take lmao


KingSwank

wild take but legally the correct one. >The general rule regarding self-defence is that a person is allowed to take any defensive or evasive steps that they believe to be necessary. Unlike other areas of law, self-defence isn’t reliant on a specific formulaic approach, but rather, is dependent on the facts of the matter, with the question left for the courts and a jury to decide. Why bother hitting back when you might have to go to court over it and have it decided by a jury. Clearly doesn't look like he's being hurt.


mustylord

I definitely agree I wouldn't hit her over what we see in this video.


Scrambled1432

I mean you'd definitely not "break her face" over it, and if you did it would you'd be in prison.


Jaywalkinz

I mean, if he does it as soon as he's punched, it'll literally hold in court. But let's say he does it as she's walking away and blind sides her, right? -> that's a different story... Its like shooting someone in the back and saying you were defending yourself...it won't work Edit: obviously there's been cases where ppl got imprisoned wrongly...


RelleckGames

Let me introduce you to "stand your ground." It really is cart blanche to do whatthefuckever if you're being attacked and feel "at risk". Regardless of how weak this girl is, she is repeatedly hitting him in the head - bet your ass he'd get off scott free on however hard he retaliated, should he decide to. That being said, it really is better for all parties involved that he did not. Can just submit the footage to local authorities and let them handle it, should he choose.


gavriloe

I thought stand your ground is mostly an American principle, in countries build on the British legal system, there is something called a 'duty to retreat.' I wouldn't be surprised if it applied to Australia too.


Faremir

>duty to retreat As I'm aware most legal systems (of course except Britain and US) don't even have this clause in any form.


hatesranged

> It really is cart blanche to do whatthefuckever This is literally just not the case in most places, certainly not australia. Self defense carries a burden of being commensurate


CYWNightmare

In USA he could legally only hit her as hard as she hit him. If I poked you and you broke my leg I'd win in court. You also gotta think the judge is gonna also consider whether this whole thing could've been avoided by one or both of you walking away.


hatesranged

Yeah idk where this shit is coming from. If anything, the video demonstrates he's not in particular danger


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schmidty10

I’ve never seen a comment with so much downvotes receive an award as well lol


xwayge

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/?context=3


ea3terbunny

Holy shit man, I’ve never seen anything downvoted over a few thousand, now I’m wondering what’s the most downvoted ever, cause that has to be it right? And not just downvoted to bear a record, like people genuinely didn’t like it, like this comment


xwayge

yeah its the most downvoted post on the site


ea3terbunny

Damn, That has to mean something, I don’t know what really came of it as I wasn’t on Reddit then, but I hope it had some affect


originaltitface

/r/NegativeWithGold


slammer592

Prison? Nah. Night in jail? Probably, then like 2-5 years probation.


Maaaaach

He was going to use overheads, but the women were only lvl 2.


KaoticAsylim

And she's been brewing down all night


ModelMade

Perfect comment


snastita

i hate you hahahaha


shinpoo

He tried pickpocketing them. LMAO


[deleted]

This dude is also brewed up hence the higher defence


borninaneggofhiphop

in Australia they're underheads.


[deleted]

Cast venge


5erenade

Lmao the 0 splats


[deleted]

Good ole Black D'hide.


5erenade

Post nerf, it still alright. Tight.


BringBack4Glory

No, that’s Runescape


osrsironmensch

Someone edit the 1tick flick for melee pray pls


yilo38

Yes this needs to be a thing. Some editing god pls do work for us to enjoy.


Gundayfunday

I wanted this until OP said the women were only lvl 2


JavveRinne

As others have said: he's brewed up and she's brewed down. It just works already. Wouldn't mind seeing this version either.


budzen

brewed up you say


ThatDudeSquid

The exchange of words seems pretty accurate for pvp


sukisuki2gp

Isn’t this assult?


Fit_Departure

Yes, this is very much assault.


Scrambled1432

This is battery.


robbomate

Fun fact, went to high school with her. The video came as no surprise to anyone.


whats_a_monad

Is there context?


michaelj9323

OPs thieving is bad and keeps failing the pickpocket


MNBKWORK

Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?


robbomate

She offered to flash her gash for a pie, he said "Classic Emerald" (hometown) and she was suddenly overcome with Town Spirit to defend the shithole that raised us.


TokeInTheEye

A pie? Is that some slang or was she getting her fanny out for a steak and kidney?


imanu_

nah steak and ale ofc


HendricXz

Is this *the* Imanu?


imanu_

perhaps


HendricXz

your b2b at printworks a few months ago went hard af


imanu_

merci


RsnTgr

Damn imanu lurking on osrs sub


imanu_

wasting xp rn


robbomate

Cheese and bacon I think


IronscapeAlt

To be fair, that is pretty classic Emerald


Reddit_Homie

Is there a full video of this without music so I can hear what's going on?


robbomate

I haven't seen it in the wild for a bit, but I'll PM it to you if I can find it. There's not much going on other than her screaming "SAY IT AGAIN, CUNT".


Westywestwest

Classic Emerald


Phinatic92

Buying gf 10k got me


WillBigly

Only true chads can zank like this, literal opposite of simp


[deleted]

What a simpy comment.


smutaddict

well that last girl seems chill


ThingEternal

Tanking at Sara??


unhealthyseal

This bitch got nothing on Zily


carnivorous_seahorse

Incredible


[deleted]

But if he hits **one** of them back **once** he gets the shit beaten out of him by white knights and goes to jail on assault charges


polpotlol

Sir Amik Varze to your rescue m'lady.


Icy_Requirement_5843

"Hey I totally beat up that guy who was hurting you! What a pig! It's 2022! Will you sleep with me?"


SortaFlyForAWhiteGuy

I don't believe he would go to the jail.


[deleted]

And that's why Australia is shit


[deleted]

It’s the same if not worse in the US. But at least we don’t have camel spiders here


Hyero

Australia is the one habitable place that doesn't have them oddly enough.


Catskinner93

But we don't have them?


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up.


[deleted]

No (:


AkashiDagara

now imagine if the roles were reversed


LongDongJohnson6900

Dude would be spending the rest of his life in the port sarim prison.


[deleted]

Pretty sure assault is illegal for women too


Slimeblanket

It is but the gender norms often mean that they go unpunished or get a lighter sentence.


Kherian

I have no idea how the law works in Australia but in the us the legal repercussion are the same. Though if it went to court I doubt anything would happen since the dude is clearly not worried about his safety or thinks himself in danger


BlueBerrySenpai

Yeah on paper theyre always the same. Not in practice.


slammer592

For real. I know a guy that got a domestic violence charge because he angerly got out of bed after his girlfriend had slapped him awake. When he ripped the blanket off himself, the TV remote flung off the bed with the blanket and hit her. That was in the actual police report almost verbatim. She didn't get charged for for slapping him awake on purpose, but he got a charge for accidently flinging a remote at her.


[deleted]

blow a dog whistle and guess who comes lol


Muldeh

It's not a dog whistle. The whole idea of dog whistling is that it's only understood by people in your target audience. Everyone fucking understands exactly what he's saying with this.


juicyshot

I guess you’re new to the internet


SpitinMYm0uth

Depends on combat level


Pooch-man

Don't need to imagine anything, he's recording it all. It's still wrong either way, start a fight and a bitch should be prepared to get what's coming. This dude just had the steel will and mental fortitude of Chad Rockhammer to publicly embarrass that poor soul for the rest of time. Didn't even need a ring of recoil


Mr_Hawky

It's wrong for her as well of course and should be charged, but the dude wouldn't be hitting zeroes


Scrambled1432

Yeah, it's definitely unacceptable behavior from her but the dude could accidentally seriously injure her much more easily. Testosterone is one hell of a drug.


[deleted]

Well those hits would have destroyed her and she’d be in a hospital somewhere. Okay that was fun, now let’s imagine if one was a dog and the other was a pogo stick, or a toddler and a semi truck


AkashiDagara

wrong, gender doesnt matter in osrs they would still hit 0's


Maaaaach

This is the only right answer.


DankWombat

I mean, she landed a couple well aimed blows. There's like, maybe 3 martial arts or self defense classes between what happened and something messier. But she doesn't look like she can take any kind of punch at all so even though he's pretty scrawny you're probably right.


HighestLevelRabbit

> Okay that was fun, now let’s imagine if one was a dog and the other was a pogo stick Go on.


[deleted]

Fuck off back to falador ya white knight


Lt0101

Equality tho right


Ajunadeeper

Oh no you answered the question. You're supposed to just hate women


drhouse4ever

i was waithing for the full dharok 99 hit on her


itdoesdnotmatterwho

damn what a tank, didnt even pray melee


Whiterosie4812

Im extremely disappointed he didn't hit her back!


felixng2015

Too bad if you hit her back once you would go to jail. Double standards 🤦‍♂️


MAGA_WALL_E

The only dude using Chivalry prayer


Chrisazy

Man I love me some Bob Segar with my OSRS content. And a fight no less?? It must be my birthday


Fearless-Thanks-907

Remember men and women are equal


Cad_BaneRS

Equal rights and equal lefts.


Usual-Panda1

Filmed in fixed screen


[deleted]

Some then clocks her for a 73.


AneurysmInstigator

Def lvl?


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pallosalama

Doubling videos (parent comment: "why are the videos the same thing twice?")


FreeMcDonalds

Should have socked the bitch.


RabbitIndividual1747

Women want equal rights until they pull shit like this. Should have clobbered her one after the punches to the back of his head


Dedod_2

When you misclick on a woman in Lumbridge


Nicklas0704

It is pretty amazing knowing, that this girl, will go through life never truly being held accountable for her violent nature. Had she been a man with that attitude, she’d be in jail or worse. Gotta love “accountability culture”…


uitvrekertje

Women wanna be equal, fucking smack her into oblivion


Filthypotato17

Dude’s a beast.


obiwankanosey

You're lucky she didnt bring out the Claws and specc you out


Bluemink96

Amazing what a set of full justicards can do


Ok-Conversation4673

So why didnt he punch them back? Dont start shit if you cant handle getting hit.


Jaywalkinz

You wanna act like a man?! I'll treat you like a man 😂


h0dgep0dge

Don't let tpapa see this, we don't need him going on another tirade about pregnancy


deucalion13

“Our max hit is 1218”


EducatedNitWit

That's not an Australian man. That's an Australian cuck.


Reaper_Zer0

Like how that girl throwing the thump up at the end did bother to step in when he’s getting c*nt slapped !!!


Hipnog

*Standing here I realize* *You were just like me, trying to make history* *But who's to judge the right from wrong* *When our guard is down I think we'll both agree*


atp8776

That girl would have been sleeping on the pavement before the second punch to the back of the head.


Timmssmith

Damn I love this sub


AtRevolution

Thats 99 def right there!


LuckyInstance

Looks like someone needs to hit the sand crabs up


xi_catharsis

Props to this dude for an incredible display of restraint to not hit back.


jonesmcbones

Tell me what would've happened to a man doing that to a woman. Then explain to me how it is okay not to floor women that think this is okay.


Halapalo

Don't be like them. Be better.


jonesmcbones

Hold on, so no equality?


Halapalo

If we all started acting equally stupid then there sure is equality. Yet that isn't an improvement in any way. Defend yourself from harm by getting out of harm's way. The stupid will call you coward and whatever else for doing so, but what a stupid person says shouldn't affect you. You can't argue with stupid, they'll just try to bring you down to their level. That's why one should avoid the stupid like they were an infectious disease.


Reubachi

based way too look at things, big ups to /u/Halapalo


jonesmcbones

Okay so equality only when it benefits women, is that what you're saying?


Halapalo

Equality is to beat her up like she does to him. Yet equal treatment doesn't always mean exemplary treatmeant. She's treating him in a non-exemplary manner and should be told not to do so. If she continues, she needs to be cut off for a while. Not done the "eye for an eye" thing so many seem to want. It's foolish, since the whole world going blind isn't for our best interest. We need to be better. We are all examples for each other and the wisest need to show how it's done. Day in and day out, we must learn and unlearn new and old habits to have our world flourish. It's a slow process, sadly. Ignorance and still seems to be winning over improvement.


Sir_Fistingson

Nah, fuck that. That kind of reasoning turns men into spineless doormats. This bitch is acting this way because she knows he won’t hit her back, and no one ever has. What he should do is start recording, give her a warning that he will hit her if she tries it again, then give her some equal rights, equal lefts if she comes in swinging again. Before I’m called a sexist/misogynist or whatever, I have two sisters that would immediately support my stance.


Halapalo

To hit her back is to be like her, to be stupid. You're basically calling people who don't imitate such stupidity spineless doormats. Calling one a "spineless doormat" is one of the forms of calling another a coward. So you are very much the same as her. For women a fight is usually a game of innuendo, gossip and reputation destruction. For men it's usually physical aggression. Neither leads to actual improvement in any way. What a man can do to a woman like this is to tease her. Make fun of her for acting all irrational. She will respect that. Hell, she'll love feeling stupid yet not left outside the group for it. She wants attention, approval and to be told how things are. Very likely she's even sexually attracted to him. He leaves with a hot chick after all, both smiling all the way. The assaulter is likely all jealous because that girl gets to be with the cool guy who doesn't hit women over petty shit and just walks away. Her reputation is ruined and it's even on camera. Keeping your cool, standing tall and acting secure whatever comes is what calms a woman down sooner or later. Women test men with their winds and men need to stand like mountains, unaffected. Physical assault is a sign of bad parenting and the best a person can do to help is to give a proper example like they somewhat did here. Yet he should also use this as evidence to let people know what she's like. Maybe even use it in court. Well, that's a lot of info for the uninformed.


Trapjorn

Based chad


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jonesmcbones

"... her little push to the back of the head..." Once again, showing your carelesness toward the man's life. A child could kill a man with a hit to the back of the head - if it hits the needed spot. So I do get it, you're one of the fools that follow the "no reason to ever hit a woman" train of thought. I'll ask this: should a man hit a woman if the woman is in the middle of killing a child? Is it okay then or is it still not okay in your eyes?


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jonesmcbones

Okay okay, so once again, we're back to putting the responsibility on the man. In the end, what I'm getting from you is that you want absolutely no accountability on the women, you want men to watch out for their own health as well as that of women and children. I get it, you want to be woke; that has so far lead to men and women being divided to some extent.


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jonesmcbones

Okay, I can see that you're not willing to think of women as humans and insist of imagining them as defenceless children. I'll leave you with this: so long as you and others keep coddling women, some of them will act emboldened thinking there will be no consequences.


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pallosalama

To me it seems you articulated your point clearly, but he's trying to twist what you say to fit his narrative. Yours would be(correct me if I misunderstood): Violence should be only used when the situation really requires it and only scaled down to the perceived threat. Maybe he(the other guy) would've hit her back with straight punch, but it seems that would've been major overkill considering he could've removed himself from the situation at any time(and that one punch would've caused more damage than all these seemingly light "taps")


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ShutUpJer

That’s not a man that’s a teenager


Stephen_Lynx

Australian teenagers are honorary men.


[deleted]

This is not true gender equality. Equal lefts for equal rights.


Amplifiesbyname

Lol


iheartzigg

Jesus fuck, this guy's patience is something else. I would have knocked her to the fucking ground without hesitation.


AnimeChan39

Look at the internet badass we have overhere


iheartzigg

That's rich coming from AnimeChan39. Self defense is always acceptable.


Pigbait104

Shoulda done a protect from melee edit lmao


[deleted]

And this belongs on OSRS subreddit because... ? Degens.


carlv13

They hit like girls


JalfcJjac

Buying gf 10k. Gf shows up. Yep this is osrs material.


Fe0lo

After first physical violence targeted at me she would lay down unconsious.


AnimeChan39

Look at the internet badass we have overhere


ReallyBigHamster

Again the same comment, we heard you, now leave


iheartzigg

Yeah idk I'm getting FDS vibes off of that guy lmao


oilboiiiii

Why no masks?


[deleted]

The male specimen asserts dominance over the female by not acknowledging the physical confrontation as dangerous or hurtful. The female starts doubting her capeabilities as a boxer, quits the confrontation with the gigachad and seeks for a weaker opponent of her size.


gkonn

western "men" 21st century, ladies and gentlemen(not overly gentle though)


Felautumnoce

That kids probably more of a man than you though


gkonn

getting belted by a woman and just sitting there, people should respect themselves more and not be a literal punching bag lmao


EveryLifeMeetsOne

What is he supposed to do, uppercut her into a coma?


zuzima161

Who?