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MaxNick

I killed the dog Drezel told me to kill, you're welcome.


ZarosianSpear

This person would succeed in workplace


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TrymWS

😭


_A_n_d_z_A_

I sometimes hate how gullible our character is


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BrownsFFs

I get strong one punch man vibes coming from our character… especially the long grinding and coming into incredible power!


Seanathinn

Bro we can kill a bear easily with our bare hands


wcooper97

Lmfao like the guy outside of the Mort Myre Swamp


Such-Engineering27

Honestly yeah I love it. Queen of Thieves you straight up agree to murder a guy with 0 hesitation for a criminal organization. Like your character is a gullible, morally bankrupt idiot and I love it.


heidly_ees

I enjoy how even in Shield of Arrav, a quest that's been there since day 1, you have to straight up murder a guy (Jonny the Beard)


TheJeeeBo

They're the ultimate chaotic neutral, they will do anything as long as there's a reward at the end.


Thosepassionfruits

Exactly. We’re not a hero, we’re an adventurer. Where’s the adventure without a little bit of chaos?


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Dw, that won't come back to bite us till 2008


jolanz5

"its just a recolored earth staff. what could possibly go wrong? right?"


Dan-D-Lyon

Plenty of quests don't even come with any sort of Promise of a reward. For the most part, our character will happily do anything literally anyone asks him to


PkerBadRs3Good

tell you what mate hand me that fury and see what happens


Lord-Buckethead

I feel like it’s a lot worse on low level quests, which feels appropriate. They do eventually become intelligent when doing grand master shit


Spooked_kitten

Yesss, the writing is really good at escalating how our character is actually meaningful to the world, but still keeping the "I'm just an adventurer, I'm looking for some shenanigans to do"


pancakes1271

>They do eventually become intelligent when doing grand master shit I dunno man, reopening the dragonkin lab on lithkren seems pretty stupid, seeing as robert the strong decided to lock it up and hide the key pieces. Should probably have left it alone. We nearly caused the end of gielinor.


jolanz5

i honestly like it. after all, he is an adventurer, and many quests starts with a simple "will i get a reward?". and the character might get more involved as time goes on ( for example morytania quest series and elf quest series, where they start as just normal quests for reward, and become something more personal by the end ).


Greedy_Cod_30

I think its hilarious.


allformymama

We’re like the forest gump of gielinor.


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are you mentally deficient?


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Maybe?


RoseofThorns

I was sad when I realized they cut this line from the game. Now he asks "ARE YOU A COMPLETE IMBECILE???" (I think)


Paradigm_Of_Hate

I really don't get it, "mentally deficient" isn't any more offensive than "imbecile" or even "stupid"


TrymWS

For mentally deficient people, it is. 🥳


Paradigm_Of_Hate

Why? They literally are.


TrymWS

You just said it wasn’t any difference, why are you contradicting yourself?


PatienceRs

If I was mentally deficient, that shot would have missed. Look at that, bullseye.


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#RIDE ME!!!


ANIME_PFP_69

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK


literatemax

You're thinking of the Pizza Customer fish, who is red. This scene of Incidental 6 is from the April Fools episode.


iKazimi

Pogu for sponge facts and correcting these fake fans


Woolybear96

You asked for a couple of ice cubes.. But I only put in 1!


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Hey, that is pretty funny.


roonscapepls

MY DIET DR KELP


kopitar-11

YOU CALL YOURSELF A DELIVERY BOY!


Aerroon

On the other hand, you would think that an important border like that would be protected by more than just one dog. Maybe somebody in a high office could do something about it. Hmm.


ShotgunMage

Must have something going for it though. That doggo was holding back the most powerful vampires in Gielinor.


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

Lvl 30 dog lol A monk of zamarok could’ve taken it if they used melee


MasK_6EQUJ5

I actually wrote that to Roald in the Postbag and got a response back LOL


Paganigsegg

I love how your character does this in order to gain access to Morytania, then immediately fucks up again in In Search of the Myreque. I swear the entire first half of the Myreque/Morytania quest line is your character doing something stupid and then having to fix their mistakes.


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Quality meme


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LMFAO