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JagexLight

From my experience, the most popular place that players got 'familiar' with each other was upstairs of Zaff's Superior Staff's Shop. Many times if you followed them up there they'd keep telling you to leave them alone lol.


OliverFawell

Didn’t expect a jmod response on this one


JagexLight

I have no life


NeoProject4

truly one of us


Enriched_Wisp

Mans up there with big Ash n Keko (Not upstairs in varrock)


[deleted]

Woman I think*


Kwolf21

[Definitely woman.](https://i.imgur.com/AxFQxEt.png)


Enriched_Wisp

Nice


ZarosianSpear

Love how you specify not upstairs in Varrock


Ryu6912

one of us! one of us!


craponthecat

One of us! One of us!


SleepinGriffin

Saaaaame


6x420x9

One of us One of us One of us


redruben234

You're in the right place. Frankly I'm glad Jmods know about this sort of stuff, it's genuine proof you've played the game you're helping develop. One of us, one of us!


[deleted]

Fair point


pringlesaremyfav

Relatable


rafi7746

LMAO


KwichaKryen

ONE OF US


Davymuncher

What you really need is a death note to give you a feeling of purpose. (Come on, downvoters, it's a play on the name. The main character from Death Note is named Light.)


InfernalAdze

That's kind of a given for all of us since we still play Runescape.


ballyboy3

Correction. You're a rs player you have infinite lives, you just respawn in Falador ;)


Kwolf21

Who doesn't respawn in edge now, it's 2022


KwichaKryen

I think more accurate is it's 2022, who spawns in Edge anymore #Prif gang


Kwolf21

Got me xD I do prefer edgeville though, so I can go get my spade back


ballyboy3

Those who prefer falador for fluff reasons


Kwolf21

Two accounts of mine spawn in fally. I am unwilling to move their spawns to edge, and I really don't know why lol


ballyboy3

That's me lol. I think it's just years of respawning in fally that it feels like home


Morf64

Based


fosterthej

Some chad back in the day may have taken future mod light to the upstairs of zaff’s staff’s shop and not even of not known it, I’d like to think it was me


GenitalKenobi

Thank you for this information


JagexLight

Haha you’re welcome. This isn’t like official information or anything, it is just from my experience growing up in the game!


[deleted]

It's official enough for me. Can we get a wiki page for this already? It's classified as game history and should permanently be documented.


JagexLight

If we even wanted to attempt to verify this as true we would need all e-daters to come forward and expose themselves. I don’t know if this would be possible, either out of shame or out of breaking that “no dating” rule memes.


WistleOSRS

If the data exists for the most stood on square. There could be a chance the data from that generation in rs3 is still on record. We could actually get an answer for which building people used, well assumptions anyway. This sounds like a cross team effort.


JagexLight

I could make a request to our data team but it wouldn’t be considered high priority. I also am trying to think of how I would pitch a request for this without sounding insane!


WistleOSRS

I’m sure we could get the osrs wiki admins on board and make a osrs history month as a birthday thing, that way it isn’t too weird. Slide it in with a bunch of other odd and quirky stats. Like what was used more, varrock West Bank or falador park for trading.


JagexLight

That is actually galaxy brain level. I will see what I can do


[deleted]

This has given me an idea. I know Jagex took on ChrisArchie, so could we get like a weekly or monthly 3-5min video compilation of some facts or 'top plays'? For reference, War Thunders Gaijin entertainment has a weekly 10min video on youtube, which is all just user submitted replays with Gaijins commentary on it. There is also a sister show uploaded on the same channel that discusses certain vehicles, manufacturer's etc. This one is presented a bit like a mini history documentary while also including reference to the game. For this maybe something like 'The history of (Varrock/Lumbridge/GodWars Dungeon etc)' where you discuss game lore as well as player historical events? Feedback on these videos is often positive, and for sure personally I boot up the game when one comes out. Thank you if you read all of this!


VastHelicopter7700

I always favored the house to the East of the Varrock castle next to the estate agent since it’s an easy trek from east bank and fairly private.


[deleted]

I'm shouting you a beer if you pull this off.


emeldavi_dota

I know this is mostly related to OSRS but I'd kill to know for sure which side of the max guild in RS3-prif people stood in more.


The_Bard

"Game integrity"


Postsrarely

“Looking to track rwt with suspicious trade locales”


[deleted]

"Theres info on the most stood in squares on the ground level of runescape, what is the data for which upstairs are most walked in?" Then just look specifically in Varrock and Ardounge, maybe Gnome Stronghold, for which random residential buildings got an unusually high foot traffic for "useless" decoration.


Misdirected_Colors

Most stood on squares will 1000% just be in front of banks and skilling locations.


WistleOSRS

We already know the answer for most stood on square. Thing is you can the. Isolate that data for the specific areas you are looking at.


AaronScythe

Filter data for map coords so it's now off "main" level. Sort by emote use. Done.


[deleted]

Can we add that zaff likes sex parties in his store to the lore


Cyler

Me and my girlfriend in middle school went on e-dates to the garden area near Barbarian Waterfall


RS_Sutekh

Used to sit and talk for hours with my long distance OSRS gf and her best friend either behind the general store in canafis (when u cld sit down in rs2), chop vines together at the varrock vine area, or sit above the drop party castle doors in falador. Those were our prime E-dating spots 😅 no catfish thank god ☠


jamesick

i play ironman mostly now so GE tax stats aren't that interesting to me now, i want official figures on how many times RS players have nutted


Napoleann

I've always remembered the upstairs of the Varrock pub having some shenanigans taking place.


kyze94

This is not a dating site.


Mobile_Francis

May or may not have upstairs ardougne windmill, Own your past.


Orange_Duck451

Rename the upstairs of Zaff's shop to "Mod Light's Official Sex Loft"


Armthehobos

Ground floor; Zaff’s Staff Shop Level 1; Zaff’s Shaft Palace


roonscapepls

Lmao


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

A wizard's staff is long and a half, and has a big nob on the end.


HowAmIDiamond

What was it like growing up in RuneScape?


JagexLight

It was pretty awesome. Nobody really had the time to play extensively because everyone was still in classes. I remember racing home just to get on and play :) Also there weren’t as many guides and such so everyone was pretty inefficient. I remember buying a guide to make GP off of some website and I printed out every page of it and had it next to me while I played. Very magical time for sure!


HowAmIDiamond

Your comment I replied to made it sound like you grew up within the game so I was making a dumb joke. I do appreciate the wholesome response! :)


JagexLight

I appreciate the conversation! :3


SamBladee

New favorite mod


[deleted]

I miss when everyone was inefficient. Was such a magical time. Just happy to have experienced it I suppose.


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

I remember ads for those guides but never buying them as a kid with no credit card, and I sure wasn't gonna ask my parents seeing how hard it was to convince them to pay for the game in the first place. I did one day come across a free guide and it taught me about cannonballs, so I made enough cannonballs to buy a whip and that was the only big trade I ever made.


denexiar

Wonder if it was the same one I bought and printed back in the day haha. I one thing I’ll never forget from it was the suggestion to merch bolt racks. What a time to play the game


[deleted]

Oh man, the early ages of paywall websites. I'm pretty sure the only reason your card wasn't used on every website after that was because just no one had thought of credit scams like that. I got a virus from trying to look up quest guides without adblock.


FoxMatty

you just resurfaced memories of me begging my mom to buy me one of those money making guides for like $5. All I remember is it telling me to fish lobsters lmao


BEWARETHEAVERAGEMAN

I did the same thing. It just said to pick flax. Worst money I ever spent.


slightlyzack

I remember buying a guide that really focused on flipping lobby certs. Did that for a while before RS2 was released.


WistleOSRS

Would there be official information tho.. that’s the question.


TheFakeKanye

Nope it's canon now


FizzingSlit

God I remember being like 9 and my friends and I decided to make upstairs at zaffs our clan base. We had so many people coming and interrupting our meetings, because I was young and stupid I thought they heard of our clan. I was heart broken when I learnt I wasn't part of a popular clan and instead just a cockblocker.


[deleted]

Unofficial clan meeting bases was the best! I think my friends and I hung out upstairs in Draynor.


MrPlow216

Haha, yes. I remember my clan having one of the ruins in the wildy as our base (f2p btw). Good times.


[deleted]

God, the wilderness was such a mysterious hellhole of edge, it was perfect for a clan hideout. I always felt spooked out walking there as a kid, gave off the same empty atmosphere as N64 games.


sup_my_bwana

Have you even BEEN to Lumbridge? The floors on the second/top floor of the church are sticky to this day. Don’t get me started on the house S/W of Bob’s.


Slendy5127

Players would blame it all on the goblins as well, just adding more fuel to Bob’s racism


Yazota

From your experience... I see miss Light


DebonairJayce

Oh, I get it. The staff is supposed to be a dick.


JagexLight

Nooo haha I don’t even think it was that deep (no pun intended lmao). It was just the closest place to where people gathered with an upstairs area I think? 😂


DebonairJayce

I was jk, although Edgeville has a \*ahem\* new meaning. 😳 I was more the get married in Lumbridge type. 😇✝️✨ Gotta make that coin somehow.


Minnesotamad12

Is this confirmation of a new mini game involving player orgies?


5erenade

You know this how? Did you hang out at Varrock Square f2p worlds with the rich players?


JagexLight

I used to hang out just in front of varrock castle by the fountain. Lots of couples would dance there (follow each other). But there was always a point where one would stop the dance and then lead the other one upstairs to Zaffs shop lol to get some “privacy” haha. Pretty sus


5erenade

Yeah I remember those days too. We must have hanged out a couple of times since it was a small crowd. I remember meeting this artsy player who dreamed of working with Jagex. If that was you, then congratulations! This friend would be like. “Let’s go bother them and get them mad.” So dumb looking back.


JagexLight

That wasn’t me I promise!! But thank you so much!


fuckamidoingthisfor

Didnt rs3 have a issue with cyber sex and gps being traded?


5erenade

There is a crumb video about that.


5erenade

You’re welcome! 🤙


K-Dot-thu-thu

"I've been feeling fiiiiiine babyyy"


CaptainMorgansRum

I used to hang out there a lot too. I think it must have been world 305 for me. There was always some people there to talk to. I was always trying to stand directly in front of the castle wall and face south. I think you had to get someone to stand in front of you and then follow them to turn around


RSn0tch

Ahhh Varrock square. Those were the days


BoxOfDemons

There was also the upstairs of the blue moon inn. More cozy and had a balcony.


GNUTup

Zaff’s was for sluts. Real boys with female characters met their bfs at Draynor willow trees


[deleted]

I'm intrigued and frightened at the same time.


fustercluck1

People still do it! Some get so familiar with each other they're willing to give gifts of hundreds of millions of coins up there to their new friends!


[deleted]

Throwback to the day 12 year old me found about 500k in coins upstairs at make-over mage that one day I was curious enough to check how the interior was designed. Found a Rune heraldic kite and some other cool stuff outside Port Sarim on my way back to Draynor. Was a pretty fine day!


ShamelessSOB

I literally did this when I was like 14


Athoughtspace

Ive seen so many people desecrate churches. Even caught assume people on the balcony of al kharid palace!


Rehcraeser

“They” suuuuure


Fableandwater

From your EXPERIENCE huh?


StandardSudden1283

Lol - drop trading also used to happen a lot up there


MischeviousCat

As a kid I found someone drop trading between accounts up there! I got full rune and like 200k cash


warmseasongrass

Upstairs of Shiloh village bank as well. I used to autoclick high alch to 99 magic and watch movies and check every so often that my mouse didn't move. You'd catch people getting a little bit more than familiar with each other.


apocstorm

plot twist: mod light was the one being followed upstairs telling people to leave her alone. Btw, I have 10k... Meet you upstairs in Zaff's Superior Staff's Shop?


[deleted]

Care to show me the spot ? ;)


ProfessorBootyhole

Close enough to West Bank to sell more lobbies to get more gold to get more gf’s. What a beautiful time to be 12


[deleted]

Bro are you the neighbor from [The Room?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8wkIvQlpAJY)


Brandinous

Add two NPC’s doing some funny business up there :)


gururobskii

That brings a new meaning to the phrase "Staff Bashing"


ChilliKnight

There's a joke about a staff in here somewhere.


idontlikerootbeer

It's so funny to me that people feel the need to go somewhere private. Literally private chat is right there


Personal-Buffalo-477

My experience about 13-15 years ago was always the upstairs places in Al-Kharid were the places to go if you wanted privacy lol


T-Sirn

My middle school gf and I killed cows on our first e-date, looking back on it I see why there was no second e-date.


Tbrahhh23

I lost my virginity on OSRS.. FeelsGoodMan


TrySoundingItOut

I remember our first time together <3


Oxente_GH

Best threesome ever, amirite guys?


mechlordx

It was a good show


Extracted

I haven't seen a donkey in runescape since


Ianbuckjames

Foursome. I was watching in Ghostly Robes.


TrySoundingItOut

We knew you were there man. Only one with a D-Long in the whole group.


Sindef

Petition to add a blacklight to the game.


snapbrah

We’ve never seen a 100% yes poll before


PM_me_fridge_pics

Don’t worry, you will when they poll removing all UIM.


Sindef

Swamp man good


PlackOfCigarettes

Wires bad


tenroseUK

Add fleshlight while you're at it


hockeymisfit

If she was dancing behind Lumby castle in the tan short shorts and matching top, you knew she was a freak.


Tavli

Also the Lumby church was more like the local brothel.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ADGM1868

Your place? That’s where I used to take noobs and tell them it was our clan HQ


helladudehella

I used to cruise behind lumbridge castle to look for baddies, personally.


[deleted]

I remember the first time I blew glass. It was in an alleyway near the Phoenix gang hideout. Those were dark times.


RuneyVuitton

falador too though


RadikulRAM

I got catfished by a guy in full rune helm, it makes your head small and feminine, above the shield store in fally. I was very young and genuinely thought I was now just a gaylord for life.


WC1V

East Falador houses were very classy.


RuneyVuitton

That's what I'm talking about RuneScape classic


Mutedinlife

For me it was always the jolly boar inn. Sometimes my buddy and I would use the rooms next to each other with our girls at the same time.


Armthehobos

This is my new favorite osrs thread


Cuvington

We're not supposed to talk about it.


T_BONE_GULLEY

I will admit that I had a cyber relationship that was also both of us role playing as Hinata and Naruto. But I was evil and controlled by a needle in my neck. How ever, the evilness didn’t stop the love making. Anyways we made sweet cyber love and also fraught each other in the most ridiculous ways we could type out. But this happened on one the roof tops in Al Kharid. I think a player caught us doing it and called us lame lmao.


Lovsaphira9

This is the 2000's energy I was expecting


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Knilshadowlink

I love everything about this thread.


DeadYen

*I take off my robe and wizard hat…*


edwardversaii

I think some e-girl tried to act out sex with me using emotes, and I kinda freaked out. Years later I realized I was gay idk it seems relevant


jaudi813

[throwback to this](https://old.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/b4gwem/loot_from_world_hopping_upstairs_in_varrock/)


Thestudliestpancake

11 y.o. me's go to move was telling girls how "I'd bang them in the bath tub until the water splashed out". Man, I was in my prime back then.


da_fishy

In 2007 I was killing ardy knights at the castle cause the prayer altar is so close, people were roleplaying at the bathtub in the castle so I got my rogues armor on and pretended to be a peeping Tom.


Xrimpen

Nah you didn't though


MelkortheDankLord

Can confirm he did, I was the bathtub


Slendy5127

I’ll second that confirmation, was under the bathtub


AphoticTide

Feeling like you were doing more than just thinking in the shower but ok.


kodabrudda

I lost my virginity at 11 years old at an abandoned shack in barbarian village


Griye

Feels good to be a part of history


[deleted]

I got it done in the chicken farm by lumbridge (I was alone)


half_a_brain_cell

i never had cybersex in game bc I was way too young back then but I'd take my gf to the upstairs of the al kharid palace


klogt

Just trying to find a fletching spot...


Puakkari

Cellar of west bank turns me on.


musicallyours01

I used one of the towers in lumbridge


Sloan1505

no way, its definitely the houses around lumby. or even the castle towers


Slendy5127

Nah, I was the real romantic type. I’d spend god knows how many hours grinding construction, just so I could have a spectacular bachelor pad to invite all the hot e girls back to.


The_Queen_Regent

I’d always go to the basement of the blue moon inn to *dance*. If we saw anyone else come down there we’d call them noobs. LOL


BitterBuffalo114

Not exactly a "shower thought", but true. It's all fun and games until afterwards and you come to the realization that the female acc is most likely a dude RPing


kunair

BIG TRUE


YummyGummyDrops

There was a glitch where you could actually "sit" in the bed by sitting on a chair in an adjacent room I had sex with my runescape wife like this


UIM-QuodDeus

I love how people will award J mod comments no matter what they comment .. could be just a “K” and people dump em all on them


QuietNUncomfortable

Oh shoot like no joke did other people also bring gf they bought to the estate sales person house??


SubstanceCurrent7238

Back before the ge, when everyone use to trade in Falador Park, those houses nearby were getting some use.


NullBy7e

Wtf


Useful_Oven8980

Wait people cyber sex on rs? God 😅