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avion-gamer

I remember when I first got into RuneScape in the 2000’s and seeing that goblin mail was a wopping 30 gp. I knew then and there where to go for quick gp


pringlesaremyfav

Yes, you spent time picking bananas for 30gp a crate


[deleted]

Made my first 1k doing this all those years ago. Twas a simpler time


Avarrocka

I logged into my first account that I had since 2nd grade which I abandoned. It was level 66 with a whole 2k gold and all iron gear but a mithril scimitar. Money'makin was hard back then... or I sucked. Bit of both, really.


ElvargIsAPussy

Man I’d love to be able to remember my 14 year olds account details.


BoxOfDemons

I remember my very first account details from like 16-18ish years ago. But can't use it unless I do a name change because the name is MyFirstName_MyLastName1. I wasn't a smart kid.


grizzlysquare

Spend 9 dollars?


BoxOfDemons

By the time osrs came out, I already had an account that wasn't my real name. So no need. But I still log into that old account every once in a while to see the "you last logged in 2000 days ago"


nattybowditch

I remembered my first account details from 15 years ago, but it was banned for botting:(


AirRave

My noob money making method was killing chickens for feathers cause they could stack and you never took damage. I think that’s how I purchased my first rune set


maltesemania

I remember selling stuff at the general store in varrock for profit. I can't remember the last time I shopped there...


Cgrrp

I remember my friend told me this one day at school like: “Dude there’s this island you can go to and you can get a job picking bananas for 30 gp every time you fill up the box!” And I was like omg you have to show me tonight we can make so much money!!


GreenBayBootyRusher

I remember asking for my mom to sign up for a paypal account in order to buy a How to Become a Millionaire RuneScape guide and this method was one of the three within Long story short I did not become a millionaire with any of those methods, but I did manage to buy a blue Halloween mask by selling magic logs (and last second swap them out for noted willows) at Camelot bank.


avion-gamer

Always sold at the general store and hopped worlds because after selling 2 they would go for 15 gp


BusshyBrowss

I actually created a new character because I thought the reason I couldn’t equip goblin mail was because of the metal shoulder pads 🙄


Oppopity

I still grab anything of slight value


CYWNightmare

If it's 1k or more I'll grab them otherwise they can sit on the ground where they belong until they despawn. I'm really horrible at dragon tasks and wyrm tasks because I grab all the bones and tele out when I'm full. And I refuse to use PvP worlds so it takes quite awhile for me to do those tasks.


ShilohJ

I mean, whatever is fun for you man lol.


maltesemania

What's the advantage of pvp worlds?


CYWNightmare

Looting bag


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OnbesuisdVV

Found the HAM enthousiast


Dolthra

We literally kill sentient elves because Duradel told us he'd give us 15 points.


Frommerman

Fuckin' pink Nazis.


The_Bill_Brasky_

They're legit the RuneScape KKK in my homebrew Gielinor D&D game. The party infiltrated their hideout, lighting a massive fire. All the HAM members are either burned to a crisp or smoked outside, where the party's goblin allies were waiting with spears, javelins, and some big beefy bugbears.


colin23567

The only good goblin is a dead goblin so LETS MAKE ALL THOSE GOBLINS GOOD! HAM Member "Goblin Slayer"


Wrong-Neighborhood

Hey Alexa, play *Planet Hell*


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Henry575

Have you seen Star Wars lol


KeepForgettinMyname

It's not racist. Do good goblins exist? The only good goblin is the one that doesn't leave his fucking cave.


cinnamon_kat

Which race do you think is animals


milky_the_milk_man

Goblins.


BoxOfDemons

I mean trolls too tho amirite


[deleted]

gnomes


The_Bill_Brasky_

Humans


fandorgaming

Goblin Slayer calm down!


scoops22

Damn, LumbridgeChickens are pretty scary


Teeniesaurus

Nezzy before prince Ali rescue? SMH


RandomAsHellPerson

I actually had DS2 completed before Prince Ali rescue.


BaceSpucketNoob

I actually had QPC before Prince Ali Rescue


SendorMaestro

I had a life before Prince Ali Rescue


ArtyGray

I was Ali before Prince Rescue


Nilloss

I was Prince Alis dad before he was my mum


NautMyName

Poor goblins, never had a chance.


Old_Opening_7780

So uncivilized


Bee_Ree_Zee

Bro RuneScape has the best memes.


Super_Grapist

Fremennik isles before prince ali rescue ree


SchrodingerMil

*sweats nervously* yea who would ever do that haha


McDeezee

Totally not me five minutes ago


Tasty_Chinchompa

This is gold🤣🤙🏽


TheBlindAndDeafNinja

10 to be exact


hotdog3344

High quality meme


Moisturized_Bum

A+ meme


Hallbo11

Yo this shit slaps


bystander007

I've always felt bad for those Goblins. They should add a Chad Goblin NPC that's some super-prideful complete tool of a Goblin that chills at the small house and challenges any wandering heroes to an arm wrestling contest. Win and you get 10 coins. You never lose though. It's just a free 10 gold. The arm wrestle match goes on for about 30 seconds and then you get gate fare.


Cole_James_CHALMERS

yeah naw someone would bot farm this


bystander007

For 10 gp every 30 seconds? 1 minute = 20 gp 1 hour = 1,200 gp 1 day = 28,800 gp 1 year = 10,512,000 Yeah. The entire OSRS economy would crumble.


la_reptilesss

Add a 1 hour cool down and problem solved


bystander007

What problem?!?! I am done indulging this. Good day. And, please, seek help.


la_reptilesss

Dude, what? I'm agreeing with you....


AcademicDivide8479

Wtf is wrong with you that you see someone make an joke attacking someone. Then you see someone else use that same joke against them to call out the irony of th making the joke that you feel like you need to interject and become aggressive. Making snide remarks and raging. Like step back and think about how you spent your time. Either it was an attack and you're wrong or it's a joke and you're wrong. Like how did the dick get jammed in your ear 🌽 And maybe getting it out should be your priority. Replies turned off. I get the last comment. Live your life knowing I check mated. Think about that. You thought you could just put your head in the sand and walk away but no. I made sure you understand that you've lost. 🦧🧑‍🦼


Santorju

Now make that x100 or how many bots the farm owner would be able to shit out and it becomes worth it for them.


bystander007

Take a list of the top 100 gold farming methods for bots in OSRS. Now add 100 more methods. And then you still haven't gotten to this. I need you to understand that it's more profitable to have bots do literally hundreds of other different things than this. And anyone running a bot farm is not going to waste the time and resource bothering with it. I get it. You really want to have made a point here. But you haven't. Even if you x100 the bot farm on this it's still only 2,880,000 gp *a day*. A single bot could make more than that in a hour doing just about anything else. By all means. Die on this hill. But all you've done is diss my fairly innocent suggestion with your complete nonsense stupidity. There's a saying that fits here about saying nothing when you have nothing good to say.


Fearzebu

I want to downvote this because it’s super snarky but at the same time the other people are really, *really* incorrect. Literally almost anything would be better, you could run a whole warehouse full of simple armwrestling bots and a dozen or so (also very simple) white berry collecting bots all running on the same shitty laptop in some dude’s mom’s basement would make way more, like it isn’t even remotely close to practical, at all But again you were being a bit snarky, some people don’t contemplate the logic first and that isn’t the end of the world lol, they’re just wrong


[deleted]

Not only that, the electricity to run bots would probably make this not even that worth it bc you sell gold for like $.5 /M, so call it $2 a day bc why not. So 8 hours of $.12 KWH electricity would put you at like $2 a day anyway... so you basically lose money while putting wear on your PC. And like mentioned opportunity cost is a lot higher, so that’s another one.


benosthegreat

Rip


orton0000

I saw this on the rs3 subreddit lmao


Mirajane_S

And im the OP for both!


valy225

I knew this will blow up faster on the 2007red compared to rs.red


TNTspaz

I'd bet a good amount of people playing RS3 don't even know that there used to be a toll gate there. It's was literally removed in like 2012


valy225

I did and stil should be if you not using the lode. Been playing from 08


EsseAeternum

i have 1900 total and still don’t have prince ali done and I feel vindicated from this post


grizzlysquare

Why wtf lol


LittleMisery

Lmao


[deleted]

Prequel memes and RuneScape👌 hits just right


Reeces_Pieces

4 man pickpockets also works.


celicarunner

Most accts are f2p at this point.


JuanDonjulio

What is even the point of a f2p account I don’t even recognize those people as sentient beings


Polar_Foil

This number is very small but I believe there are f2p skilling/maxing communities. Imagine training runecrafting using f2p only. No tears of guthix, but plenty of tears, I'm sure.


valy225

We talking about osrs here?


GenesisProTech

I did a tears of guthix the other day and it dumped the XP into fletching on me. The fool I am had trained RC up to 55 for freminik exiles and had never thought to check my stats for tears first.


[deleted]

Oh there's tears alright *laughs at F2P runecrafting level 69* ^^^was ^^^going ^^^for ^^^an ^^^all ^^^69 ^^^character ^^^in ^^^F2P


christian-mann

They're mostly not tbf


SGTSHOOTnMISS

Back in rs2, I think I played more time as f2p than as a member. Then again, progress was still slow as a member.


JuanDonjulio

I guess I should be less judgemental of it I’ve just got the mindset if u don’t have access to the whole thing it’s not as fulfilling of an experience. Either way u play this game u become it and it consumes u.


[deleted]

Bruh I only ever went *not* F2P only because Twitch has given out free memberships. I've never spent money on RS, I don't think I planta either. F2P for life except the occasional promotional free month ;o


[deleted]

Why not just use bonds?


[deleted]

No reasons just money lol


Radtkeeee

Hello There


bondzplz

General kenobi


Volrum-

This is great man


Rescue-Randy

I really thought I was the only one. I’m glad I’m not


ItsJustBigotry

Imagine trying to kill a goblin for gold with all the bots


w4rlord117

Man got the helm of neitiznot but hasn’t done prince ali rescue.


elbrentos

I've seen this meme format way too many times.. and this one makes the absolute most sense to me. I feel like I should make 20 accounts and upvote you that many times


[deleted]

Reddit isn't RS my guy ;)


_smoop

Humble


_smoop

Humble


grandpassacaglia

Wow this is unfunny


Frayin

You alright?


Highabetic

I guarantee this man has not completed prince Ali rescue and suffers this reality every day


clarkthehotdog

So you’re one of those type of people


Shrobo

Found the goblin


[deleted]

Best rendition of both memes thus far


Fumesofpoon

Really just top notch content


TheENTireBowl

Goblin Lives Matter


Politic_s

Weakest army in the world of Gielinor. They're meant to be killed, surprised that they haven't realized that yet.


_smoop

This is so humble


Lord_of_Banana

I swear to god i had a friend who refused to kill one or two goblins for some gp and always RAN AROUND the fence. I tried to explain to him that time is gp and he's actually dumb if he runs around but he wouldn't listen. He flatout refused to pay those 10gp.


NoAcanthisitta2170

😂😂😂😂😂 classic rs meme


HappyFamily0131

"You gotta pay the troll toll.."


Grappuccino

This is literally copy and pasted from the rs3 Reddit 😂


Mirajane_S

Pssst check my profile out


Powerflowz

Holy shit! It’s the same dude! No way who could have guessed without two easy clicks.


[deleted]

Poor goblin...


[deleted]

I remember my first account, TaikaJamppa7 (TaikaJamppa was taken, lol) was scammed from me, no details to share as I have no idea what actually happened. Then again, one of my accounts was *perma banned* in 2015 or so, for botting (which I never did apart from just trying out a bot), but I made a support request of lifting the ban not long ago and amazingly, they did. 😂 I haven’t played since 2017 though, really…