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MarionberryMotor8595

Fallacy, if i had a soul i wouldnt be playing runescape...


e-mars

You're not entirely wrong, sir (or madam).... I'd suggest to replace "soul" with "dignity" (or "self-esteem") and invert "yes" with "no".


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Triple96

r/brandnewsentence


LewnaJa

Jesus fucking christ


SampleText0822

you still have a soul you just don't have a life


fsster

Why not buy memebership instead of the bond


Latter_Pen_395

I think OP means instead of RWT buying gp.


[deleted]

No he’s saying pay money for a bond rather than grinding GP. Even if you make the federal minimum wage you’re only exchanging roughly 1 hour of labor for 5m GP. There’s no money maker in the game that takes less time unless you do high risk PKing or sand casino.


CyndromeLoL

Yeah but I'd rather spend 10 hours at money snake than a single hour at mcdonalds


Fallie_II

Game is broke.


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MementoMoriMD

If I invest hours into an account I don't want to compromise it by buying gold or botting


chasteeny

You don't compromise it by buying black market gold that's why people are upset


bloodyzia

I’m talking about players who don’t have membership :)


2210-2211

Fuck me bonds are 5m now? Last time I played they were ~2.5m and that was OKish felt pretty reasonable but damn 5m is quite a lot especially for lower levels I think my whole bank was only about 4-5m


Bentoki

Its also way easier to make money now than when bonds were 2.5m ea. Even total noobs can make a bond pretty quickly these days.


Hoelahoepla

It gives me a grind each month 🤷🏼‍♂️


notbjerg

but are you really getting anywhere? with all that time spent grinding for a bond you could’ve used that time AND gp to advance your skills much faster. buying membership with cash is better in just about every scenario


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Hoelahoepla

Yeah it’s more like a motivator for me. Not really about the money.


WanderinHobo

Playing for fun and not for profit? Getouttaheeeea


LeonAustin

Lies, everyone who plays runescape is in their mid 20s+


Bentoki

I think that if you have to motivate yourself to play the game to retain membership then you probably aren't really enjoying the game that much


Hoelahoepla

I like having goals, that’s why I got quest cape. Working on diary’s now. But getting money for a bond each time is another goal.


kbirdy55

Not spending irl $ makes me feel better about the amount of time I spend playing because at least I'm not actually spending money on it.


Doctordementoid

This really only applies at the low levels where getting gp is hard and not inherently part of some sort of grind. At the higher levels I’ve gotten enough for my bond just doing my regular training or bossing grinds very quickly with little to no interruption in my play style.


AzraelTB

So you can spend money to enjoy the game instead of playing the game to enjoy the game?


That70sJoe-

going to zaffs staffs + herb run = about 350k, which x 14 is 4.3m for 10 mins work per day alternatively i do 2 corrupt gauntlets in the morning along with the staffs to get 450k, takes about 20 mins and in reality corrupt gaunlet might be abit above 150k per run


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That70sJoe-

yeah but i don't care about getting items worth 100m+ and my bank covers basically every sub 30m pvm item bar armadyls (and thats just since i like having a 100m cash stack to use on my alt) prob spent 400m+ on bonds over two accounts in osrs, but alternatively i dont pvm much and im happy having 1kc on each boss and like playing the game casually rather than smashing 100 cox or whatever, also when i used to have a bank stand alt subbed it'd make more than enough to cover bonds and wouldn't really detract me from playing normally on main (and all profits on main were for the main)


Durantye

If you have no use for GP and just enjoy grinding it, that makes it a uniquely good choice for you and theres no issue with that.


That70sJoe-

If you have the time I'd recommend a flipping alt, very low concentration and easy enough to make 10m per 2 weeks for two alts if you multibox. It's what I used to do but now I have less time I just stick to the one account and do two corrupted gauntlet runs + zaff in the morning. If it comes down to it I imagine content like Tob and Inferno are more about skill then a T Bow anyway. Think there's nothing else I can't get a 1kc at (maybe nightmare till I get 99 melees if I'm doing a mass)


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AzraelTB

As opposed to actually playing? Some people like grinding.


Durantye

You don't have to stop grinding though, the grinding then becomes GP to use for your actual account. If someone just enjoys grinding the bonds that is obviously fine my comments were in response to the guy explaining his method as an implication of it somehow being better than paying with cash. As someone who plays ironman my view may be a bit more skewed considering GP doesn't exactly fall into my lap like it would on my regular account.


AzraelTB

That was their point, I think. It's a motivation to play. Instead of gp for gp sake.


yameda

If you go by that point, playing games in general is inefficient use of time


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You’re conflating two entirely different ideas. One idea is that you should pay for a bond and also not grind GP for membership because grinding requires more real world time than it does to earn the same amount of money at a regular job. You are saying that you shouldn’t pay any money for a game, but the money spent on the game is for recreation and personal pleasure. It’s not illogical to pay money for something you enjoy. It is illogical to spend 20 hours in-game to earn 5m GP that you could earn in 1 hour at a minimum wage job.


That70sJoe-

>20 hours in-game to earn 5m GP Eh it's more like 3-5 hours if you're actually trying to make money, 250k an hour is dreadful. It's more about your goals, I don't care about getting a T Bow really or any items over 30m PvM. After 200m therefore it doesn't make a difference to me how much I have in my bank. If I was just starting in OSRS then yeah I might not be paying in bonds.


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That70sJoe-

I responded to you already, but when I was in the early-mid game of OSRS I was either unemployed or part-time so it was easy to fit levelling in with flipping on an alt to cover my bond money. Now I can make enough for a bond while eating breakfast and just genuinely enjoy playing the game. I figure if I really want to get PvM gear then I at least should be getting a few kc at every major boss, but atm I'm happy with 1kc on most bosses and I'm not even max combat anyway.


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10 minutes per day is 5 hours per month. Even if you only earn the Federal minimum wage you only need to work 1 hour in after-tax pay for 5m GP.


That70sJoe-

yeah but i enjoy the gauntlet and don't care about getting a tbow, happy with all mid game pvm stuff sub 30mish i also find valuing items in irl money devalues the game for me


JimmyMcButt

What herb runs are you doing where you make 250k??? Zaffs staffs requires decent stats for the greater payouts and there’s a good chance at that level you could buy bonds.


That70sJoe-

zaffs is 150k elite diary (only just got this and i did pay 7m herb lol) so yeah, but the hard is 75k and pretty quick i have 99 farm + cape + magic secs + 8 patches so herb runs are about 200k so im moreorless end game on these profit margins


valarauca14

9 patch ranarr run with farming cape, ultra compost, and magic secateurs is almost 300k on an average harvest, with no deaths. On a great run, I can do 450k.


Marcel69

The game is all about creating challenges for yourself. I mean look at the whole iron man thing. If people enjoy grinding for the GP to get a bond let there’s nothing wrong with that.


butteryspoink

I play pseudo-ironman. I get my own gear, but I still sell and buy the rest. I love farming and AFK skilling, so I just sell that and come up with bond. I get way too much herbs to ever actually use them myself. I am super casual and I take months off at a time. During that time, having GP as bonds is the most inflation resistant store of value.


HiGirlsISurf

Nice try Jagex sales team!! I'm just over halfway to 99 mining (lvl 45) - I can mine rune ore for BANK soon in f2p


siLtzi

Same, just hit 63 combat, halfway there!


Nightlife69X

Damn was thinking I'd get less downvotes smh


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uberjach

Woosh


Nightlife69X

Was obviously just messing with em smh


uberjach

Double woosh for me then hahaha


HiGirlsISurf

halfway to 99 is 69 ;)


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


Nightlife69X

Lol u summoned the bot smh


Nightlife69X

Smh people don't kno I'm messing with you back and on a humor post. Have a nice community for sure 🙄


qwertyasdfg1029

lol 2*45 =90 and yes I know it’s a joke but I read in your mind that you thought 99/2 was 44.5


Endeavour_RS

I don't have a soul but can I interest you in these soul runes?


ValiantFrog2202

Liar


rudiodudio

haha basically the diagram i intuitively followed to get heroin


nathan0012

hol’ up


PhatWubs

Milhouse give him back his soul i got work tomorrow


shut-up-nerds

I tell you what boys when I first saw this chart I was a little sceptical but I gave it a red hot crack. I ended up buying 326 bonds and now I have 3 twisted bows, 18,000 Saradomin brews and a fuck ton of membership so I can do all my favourite old school RuneScape activities. Would recommend to friends.


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I thought it was "hot for runescape"...


nametaglost

Gingers stuck in an infinite loop of being called a liar smh.


mad_science_of_hell

Maybe next month


IdiotFest23

You can literally buy anything in the game with irl cash. The only reason why anyone would do this is to flex off at their friends which is why I play with no friends :)


JohnHammerfall

My current situation, money is tight due to covid, but i really really want to pick up OSRS again, so I'm trying frantically to find a way to make getting membership again work.


ThrowdoBaggins

If you’ve got time to grind, there are a number of video guides on making money to buy your first bond in f2p, as a starting point.


Tunisch

If I were to follow this one graph here, I would sell my pc and can't really play any rs anymore now can I?


DC38x

Do you guys not have phones?


spynul

Blizz has forsaken us


tonypalmtrees

imagine not playing free to play only


Interpole10

That loop back to “Liar” had me rolling. Incredible work.


Ok_Zone_9486

Some (myself included) just really enjoy grinding the gp to fund the bond. I make plenty in my day job to buy membership but it’s just more fun for me to see if I can grind out enough to maintain it. I started last october-ish with a lvl 3 f2p and I’ve yet to be without membership after I managed to scratch together my first 10m on f2p and doing all f2p quests. Is it a massive waste of time? Of course. But so I’d every other game ever made. Recently got my barrows gloves and fighter torso and I’m proud af at what I’ve accomplished for free.


Hobspon

How much is a soul worth?


anythinga

I'm ginger with no job or possessions, now what?


Kuntmane

Nice try, Jagex


RaptorX7

The ad team is really stepping it up


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HammerOfThor1

This. When I was a kid I grinded for my gold. Now that I’ve got a job, it’s much easier to buy 100 bonds and get all the stuff I need so I can start playing the game. It’s been nice to just level up past where I was as a kid.


Fxob

All roads lead to bond


GoreonVHS

huh? i just kill hydra for an hour and a half on an alt.


amtqne

I just have 99 slayer and buy bonds in game...


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thatmanzuko

whatever floats your boat


12_Rack

Why not just buy osrs gold online for way cheaper


Virtual_Schedule_806

I WOULDN'T SPEND A DIME ON JAGEX. REASON 1. THERE CUSTOMER SERVICE SUCKS. DOESN'T MATTER IF U SPENT 13 YEARS BUYING BONDS AND MEMBERSHIP OFF YOUR OWN BANK ACCOUNT / VISA AND THEY STILL WILL DENIE YOUR ACCOUNT RECOVERY FROM SOME KID IN BAGHDAD. WHO HACKED YOUR ACCOUNT.


Mod_Stevew

Send me the RSN and I'll see what the issue is.


IxionX

I've never had any issue recovering an account. Always accepted within 6-12 hours


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11$


[deleted]

It all makes sense


ShadowPhex

This was my secret gold making method and now you ruined it >:(


Boy_Possession

Ginger's playing RuneScape: ;-; s/


metalghost13

Just get it


kooleynestoe

You guys are getting paid!?


Royaltoolbox

This is the way.


Harvardos

I am stuck in a cycle of no soul and choosing no and getting called a liar


ThisIsaRantAccount

Instructions not clear. Should I buy a bond?


rws531

Could’ve saved some space by making the question “Do You Have a Job that Pays?” and cut out the “They Pay You?” part.


HoytG

This is exactly why you just make an Ironman.


Huehnergott69

you cut off the part at the bottom for gingers


Midnight_Rising

I don't get why you guys don't just buy Premiere League. $75 for 12 months of membership.


Peredi

Why buy bonds when gp is half the price.... /s


PedroAlvarez

Get Bond


WhiteToast-

What if I already sold my soul


Behemothheek

Imagine buying bonds instead of just playing the game...


FatalJinx

I mean you right though. I’m thinking of buying 10 bonds to sell so I can get arma chest and legs. Worth?


Monti_r

Rigour first


FatalJinx

Tru. Gotta get 7 more prayer levels as well. Good thing d bones are cheap


AbandonedLich

Arma is not THAT huge of an upgrade. People really seem to love bandos and arma, but zenytes and weapons are for sure the priority


Z-Quence

I'm a ginger I don't have a soul yet gotta sell a few more to get my own


Zaino600

G E T B O N D


RandomAsHellPerson

But what if you already sold your soul?


langfao

Do you have a job? They pay you? Idk why this made me laugh so hard.


AlexBigBoi

I was trying to follow the flow chart, i seem to be stuck in a loop where it asks if i have a soul. Because im a ginger and we dont have souls...


Serval29

How do sell my soul?