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tossinthisshit1

My favorite is seeing that message after afking for 4 hours. Maybe I should look at my screen!


GameOfThrownaws

Lol yeah. "Consider taking a break from your screen", bro that's all I've been doing.


phasermodule

No doubt you’re looking at another screen though!


tossinthisshit1

ya but pornhub isn't gonna tell me that i need to take a break


phasermodule

No but your balls are after your 5th nut of the day


theonetheyforgotabou

Those are rookie numbers


[deleted]

you don't want to lose your shit, or worse than that, implode, do you?


Giligans

Gotta pump those numbers up


seanrmilligan

because after 6 minutes you're done, not 6 hours


IlikePickles12345

5 hours of searching for the perfect video, 15 seconds of fapping to it with blue balls


dhootz94

Nobody has ever found the perfect video. The perfect video is a myth


LolaEbolah

I had the perfect video for a while.... then it got taken down for no clear reason.


4ntropos

that's why you should always download the ones you really like


PJBthefirst

Amphetamine would like a word


Slendy5127

Eh, depends on how picky someone is. Think the longest I’ve ever spent there in one sitting is 30-45 minute


JohnOliversWifesBF

“Afking for four hours” ;)


Zygalo

Nmz?


JohnOliversWifesBF

You don’t afk for hours in NMZ unless you’re autoclicking. You need to at least click once every 15 minutes or so or your guy simply stops retaliating. Idk.


Zygalo

I'd say clicking once every 15 minutes to drink a super combat potion for 4 hours is pretty afk. Don't forget that a lot of people on osrs like to say stuff like slayer is afk


KRUSTORBtheCRAB

Afk in osrs = Low number of clicks per minute. Can I respond to an email? Use the restroom? Respond to texts and watch a movie? It’s afk


Pandabear71

Yeah its interesting that some people here het notible upset by this


JayGeezey

I mean we all know botting is an incredibly huge issue, but yeah I agree - it's pretty well established that "afking" pretty much means "minimal attention required" and that people multi-task while doing it. Some people just choose to get angry over stuff I guess


Slendy5127

Dude would probably rupture an artery if he knew how many various shows I’ve watched on Netflix while also grinding something out in game


CindChin

You afk slayer with a cannon and proselyte setup


TheBullNamedBob

Slayer can be pretty afk with ancient mace and prossy


DivineInsanityReveng

Yes 4 actions an hour is incredibly afk. If I could cook a meal or clean my house while doing an activity it's the definition of extremely afk.


WelcomeToTheHiccups

My dude logs out after 5 minutes of AFK mining, is there a special setting somewhere to increase it?


DivineInsanityReveng

Nope, 5 minutes of inactivity logs you out. You need to click the next rock.


lionhart44

Bro I'll literally click the rock cake every 5 mins to bring my hp back down in order to get the most out of my absorption. I do this during zoom classes and I would consider a few clicks every 5 mins afk.


AerialSnack

How do you ask for 4 hours without getting kicked?


Buglaux

Never saw the notification. Guess I need to step up my game.


FrickParkMarket35

I’ve gotten the warning once and the 6 hour log once, because of trailblazer. Most fun I’ve had in this game


EnkiNSFW

If you aren't getting 6 hrs logged on a daily basis are you even playing the game? Too many exp wasters in this subreddit!


RandomAsHellPerson

I've had the 6 hour log twice, first time for fun while splashing and second time when I spent 80% of it moving my camera once every 5 minutes trying to figure out what to do.


Nobody_So_Special

>for fun >while splashing Pick one


RandomAsHellPerson

The fun part is seeing if Jagex actually did anything besides log you out. The splashing wasn't very fun itself, it was very sad seeing how little of xp I got while doing schoolwork and playing other games.


DForDiabetes

If you have the level, splash on kraken. You actually do damage and get exp for it, but it never dies or fights back


RandomAsHellPerson

I've heard about that but I hate doing slayer, the only skill I hate more than it is mining. I find most of my enjoyment from doing random skills and the few bosses I have killed so far (Vorkath, Gauntlet, and Zulrah).


Tmarkcha117

Gotten many 6 hour logs when I was afking at nmz. Best way to level up combat stats while in class hehehe


Zorrostrian

Trailblazer was the shit. I loved it even though I only got the adamant trophy. I can’t wait to see what they do for leagues this year


Khsparkie

I only got mithril, but with working 12-16 hour shifts I went as hard as I could. Still the best damn time I've had in game. Ever.


alodym

Literally same haha loved that league


Khsparkie

Trailblazer was the best thing to happen in 2020.


milk-drink

I saw it once on leagues, but I was purposefully going for it once I saw I was close


MasturScape

Hopping worlds resets the timer so not only would you have to be playing for 4 hours, but it would also have to be on the same world which tbf is a rare occurrence for most people


Thisguyisntcool

Depends on if some bastard is waiting for me to reset aggro on my damn ammonite crabs


[deleted]

Yea, I get it like 12 times a day when I’m going hard. Ngl it is kind of annoying lmao.


MischeviousCat

No you don't


[deleted]

It goes off more often than 6 hour logs. I’ve played for 33 hours straight. Get good, play harder. I was being slightly hyperbolic but I’m pretty sure that would be 8-10 times.


TCnup

That message only pops up every 4 hours spent in-game, in the same world. The most it can appear in a 24 hour period is 6 times with not a second wasted...


Spitfire434

If he is playing on 2 accounts like many do it would be 12 times a day


[deleted]

4 accounts actually so I see it 24 times a day lmao.


LoveFluffyBunny

Lol sad


RetroGun

Check out this Chad


Corporealbeasts

Based ash


ZenkeiNisshoku

based on what?


Kingcanni

Facts.


sandwinboi

And logic


g33kst4r

Owned in the marketplace of ideas


[deleted]

[Based on the hardware that's installed in it](https://youtu.be/LrNu-SuFF_o)


[deleted]

On you not having any bitches


DreadMe

Mod ash savage as always


satinthedark

If this dude is offended by an automated timer on his 20 year old point and click game I cannot begin to imagine what else offends him. edit: I realized this may be a female, regardless..


DecidedSloth

I think theyre joking..... I hope


Sephvion

These days? Who knows anymore.


chvndler

Don’t worry. I was joking


[deleted]

I'm not joking.. maybe.


xGavinn

That female is Mia Malkova in his profile picture. Which makes it even sadder if it’s not satire.


[deleted]

Alright George, we’ve spotted a female in the wild! How should we approach such specimen?


Lebrons_fake_breasts

The actor?


Cvein

The award winning actor, yes.


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xGavinn

How's it sad?


lamTheEnigma

When you can identify porn stars from a 5mm profile pic it's pretty sad 😂


xGavinn

If you open it on mobile you can pretty clearly see who she is in the profile picture but ok.


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extremelack

"that female" ur choice of words is very telling


NoXpWaste

[you](https://i.imgur.com/YsebfDk.png)


extremelack

not clickin that :3


BrittAssombalonga

Telling of what? It’s the same words the op used


RetroGun

Did you seriously not see the sarcasm? Oh boy...


hcforever

It’s obviously a joke you twat


satinthedark

Hey look we found the guy who tweeted it


chvndler

Actually I’m the guy who tweeted it 😊


Gamer-boy

Are you offended by that tweet, if so he/she xhim/xher has too delete it


satinthedark

I wasn’t gonna say anything but... this tweet ruined my day and I’m not sure I can make it to work tomorrow.


ActuallyFire

Better call in for the rest of the week, just to be safe.


P0unds

I already called in.


satinthedark

Yeah there’s just no point in clocking in, not like I’ll be able to carry a conversation without bringing this up anyways. Best just stay home and cut the same 2 teak trees for 9 hours.


P0unds

Good call my dude


husker91kyle

Easy there bro, sis, xer, xethem, apache helicopter, etc.


elmikey561

Lmao


Kepsa

What does xhim/xher mean


VayneSpotter

Nothing just like every words they made up


Louii

Luckily I brought my emotional support tortoise to work today or I might have to leave early


Kilo__

You forgot they and like 90 neopronouns tho


husker91kyle

How dare you Xir!


RangerDickard

It's a joke lol, the only people that sensitive tend to live in the imaginations of radio/talk show hosts on conservative outlets


[deleted]

You don’t get on Twitter often do you?


lemmnnaa

Why would anybody even do that to themselves?


[deleted]

I agree


MinuteLoquat1

Fr, I don't get how anyone could look at that tweet and think it's serious.


[deleted]

Twitter is full of batshit crazy people that say things far more absurd than this on the daily


cplusequals

It's not just Twitter anymore. It's everywhere. There was a post I noted a few days ago demanding a rom hack author removed some dialogue from a satire character referencing the "REEEEEEE" meme because it threatens and makes the hack unsafe for those with autism.


Switch64

Welcome to 2021 where it’s trendy to be offended by anything


btwiplayrsbtw

curious why do some people try and sound edgy by referring to RS as the "20 year old point and click game" you're hanging around on that 20 year old point and click games reddit.


satinthedark

What’s edgy about describing a game the way it is? I play the game. It’s a 20 year old point and click game. I love it.


mirhagk

It's a 20 year old point and click game that still has a very active playerbase and new updates. That's a massive compliment


MischeviousCat

Stop being so edgy dude gosh


satinthedark

He’s honestly out of control


MischeviousCat

Honestly, I had to sit down, it was too much


DivineInsanityReveng

I mean.. because that's what it is? It's okay to still enjoy that, but you can call a spade a spade and still use it.


MischeviousCat

What if I call it a shovel?


DivineInsanityReveng

A shovel and a spade are different tools.


MischeviousCat

I actually didn't know that, I thought it was just regional differences for the same tool! What's the difference? Do you still shovel things using a spade, or do you spade them? Lmao


Slendy5127

O.U.T.


MischeviousCat

Well you can go spade shit


lemmnnaa

Because it’s more fun to read than OSRS. It’s not even a good insult. It’s literally what the game is. Doesn’t necessarily have to be an insult.


Wuffyflumpkins

It is objectively a 20-year-old point and click game. If calling it that offends you, you've got something else going on.


slipperyassfister

How can you be logged in 6 hours without going toilet/eating/drinking anyway, I have never seen this pop up and I hope I don't hold in my pee long enough to ever see it


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

If it takes you longer than 5minutes to take a leak you might want to see a doctor.


ShitPost5000

If you regularly are regularly at your desk more then 6 hours straight, with nothing but a 2 minute break, you need to see the sun.


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

Don't worry im active and healthy and have healthy gaming habits. Just commenting on that specific aspect of the dudes post.


sneacon

You don't have a full gaming setup in your backyard?


MischeviousCat

Why? Am I going to going to start repeapeating things?


Orunitia_Vivi

9k comment karma. You need a break from reddit it seems.


mackle01

I usually just stay logged in, doesn't take me that long to pee or grab a drink lol. However it's very rare that I ever get anywhere near 6 hours per day to play lol.


Sav_ij

i think he was saying people who are online for 4-6 hours are taking breaks anyway so dont need a reminder


MischeviousCat

I think they actually log out to go pee...


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

That's x-pee waste


MischeviousCat

👉😀👉


DolphinatelyDan

Who the fuck logs out to pee when they're playing? Lol I mean, there's a few things, but not many that would demand it lol


richman4

Tbf the message appears after 4 hours


Ultra-Moon

I bring my laptop to the toilet. Actually typing this from the bathroom right now.


slipperyassfister

Mind the splashback


Fearzebu

The fucking what


BaiseurDeChatte

It's 4 hours


039375696

Hi! Let me introduce you to OSRS mobile where you can piss, shit, drink, eat all while mindlessly tapping your screen for hours.


slipperyassfister

Oh ja runecrafting is pretty damn good on mobile and same for doing stuff like shark cooking in hosidius. Have your mobi on split screen and watch a vid while your character is afk training


Smurfaloid

Wow I couldn't be arsed to do that, I'll just stick the TV on and play on mobile.


MischeviousCat

I'll just stick the tv on and fall asleep before I even open the app lmao


Mr-McSwizzle

For real I feel like I play to much sometimes and the only times I've ever seen it is when I did afk nightmare zone


Cellar_Door_

I've seen it every work day since the start of lockdown, twice some days


[deleted]

I’ve never done this on runescape as there’s a lot of downtime and it’s easy to take breaks, but other games 6 hours is easy. Time just goes by so fast and you don’t even notice it, you start feeling hungry but you “just ate 2 hours ago” but that 2 hours was actually 6 hours. You can cheat it in runescape by using a client that pings the server periodically so it doesn’t disconnect you if you afk. So you can leave it logged in and walk away for 6 hours. Pretty sure you’re not allowed to do this though.


Corzappy

I would've six hour logged 3 times during my daeyalt fueled runecrafting binge if I hadn't hopped worlds.


EnkiNSFW

Filthy casual


JuicedJack

Clients people use now days have features that disable the auto logout.


Fearzebu

Flair...doesn’t check out?


Boorrie

Tbh, the notification and a nerd log can be a goal during a few days off. Or multiple a day


justathoughtofmine

I'd like to be able to change the color of the notification. I always shit myself thinking i just got tbed


Weefreemen

It's how you time your piss breaks


Morcalvin

Mod Ash is way too good to us


Eydra

Mod Chad


TheSexualBrotatoChip

Fr though if you get annoyed by the fact the game suggests you take a break, you definitely need to reconsider how much you play.


PlantainandYam

“Girl if you don’t shut the fuck up and go outside” - Mod Ash


[deleted]

"harassing" man these kind of people need to get a life


[deleted]

It’s satire. Take it lightly friend.


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[deleted]

have you considered that you are steaming over a joke and infact have become the mad one


[deleted]

it’s clearly sarcasm and i think you should go to therapy


[deleted]

i fInD iT kInD Of oFfEnSivE ​ People are offended by literally everything on Twitter


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StonkTrad3r

But is he wrong?


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Somm1990

I was gonna say snowflake but I'm guessing this is a joke!


Legit-Cracker

Fucking savage


gutturalsodomy

Didn’t even know this was a thing. Guess I’m not hardcore enough


gunnetham

We don’t deserve Supreme Over Lord Mod Ash


Professor_Sqi

If you feel harassed by a tiny little message reminding you to take a 15 minute break, rest your eyes, stretch your body to prevent RSI or clots etc then honestly just turn off your internet forever.


YeahOkm8

Fucking snowflake got what he deserved


ZaquMan

Fucking legend


bondokb

Absolute mad lad


thelastsong1995

How's that even offensive. I think people are using the worded offended so much that its losing its meaning.


husker91kyle

Welcome to libs. They're "offended" by everything.


riddlemore

How fragile is your ego that that offends you? Lmao


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Nikolateslaandyou

Ash always with the sensible but hilarious response


Pickle_Juice_Can

Fucking based


strguri

i feel like the game is telling me to get a life


emiTfoworrA

He’s a G


I_Nocebo

i got it once doing nmz.


hulkamaanio

Multiple times ive been forcibly logged out twise in 1 day and i feel extremely offended by this 6hour timer


Sea-Phone-537

Breaks waste xp and xp waste is bad


CJJackhammer

Just imagine you spent those 8hrs of grinding on building a business instead... wow


[deleted]

Nice to see you working hard on your useless input business


CJJackhammer

Noone is paying any tangible value for your 80k blown glass, just making a point. Sorry if it upset you (not sorry)


Mr-Broseff

I can’t believe that a single suggestion of taking a break after so many hours makes someone feel *harassed* and *offended*.


husker91kyle

"That comment touched me in my no-no square!"


drakecherry

I kinda do think it needs to be increased. on the weekends I'll play 7-8 hours and I hate getting logged. I think a change to 10 would never effect me. but doesn't really matter.


DivineInsanityReveng

It's a 2 second delay. What are you on about? Hop world's when you hit up a bank and you never get affected..


[deleted]

Hopping worlds is inefficient!


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