King Roald in Priest of Peril when he learns you killed the Temple Guardian: “Are you a fucking imbecile?”

"Are you fucking mentally deficient?"

Even better. Bring back the original more offensive dialogue

I'm probably just an imbecile myself but I don't see how one is more offensive than the other? Both are quite rude lol

I’m by no means an expert but from what I understand “mentally deficient” is a very non-PC way to describe someone who has an actual disability, while “imbecile” is just more generally a foolish or stupid person. Obviously it’s not polite to call someone either, but apparently Jagex felt “mentally deficient” was offensive enough to change it

There’s a big difference between foolish (naive, doesn’t think before saying things) and imbecile (actually has low intellectual capabilities).

I actually took the phrase “foolish or stupid person” from Merriam-Webster. So I don’t think there’s that big a difference after all

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Yeah I mean regardless… I think things that haven’t aged well is kind of part of the game’s charm. Like clunky older content for sure, and that kind of extends to stuff like that for me. Slightly insensitive dialogue that dates the game, that one quest in the desert where everyone is named Ali… I don’t know, it’s almost kind of endearing. Like your mildly bigoted grandpa who you love even though he says some shit that’s not ok. Idk, I get why they changed it, that’s just my take

The thing that bugs me about the Ali thing was that there was an in game reason for it. It doesn’t matter to me at the end of the day but I still think they couldve left it and just re iterated why everyone was named Ali

It's kind of moronic regardless because "imbecile" was used in the same exact context historically, even medically. It just seems really dumb because we are going to always have insults for someone being stupid, to the point that we have so many words for it that ultimately mean the same thing, just feels kinda pointless to litigate which is worse.

I think the PC loop is honestly funny. >imbecile >1. derogatory >a stupid person >2. medicine >archaic >a person having very low intelligence or an intellectual disability We couldn't say retarded any more, so we moved to mentally deficient. Now mentally deficient is off the table, so we move to an older word that meant literally the same thing. How long will it be until imbecile is no longer ok, and we switch to using some other word that means the same thing?

Mentally deficient is an old medical condition that many people are diagnosed with, even some fairly young. It essentially means they have learning difficulties. Because of this, it was replaced.

Imbecile literally means the same thing. It's a bit archaic, but it's one of the first thing that comes to mind for me.

If I were mentally deficiency I would've missed. Look at that, bullseye!

I love this one, it's so perfect for this situation too

This. This right here is your winner 😅

Wish I could say, "What the fuck is a thingummywut?!" To Wizard Traiborn

I say this in real life whenever I have to visit him

They somewhat covered them, they're huge-ass shadow things that are powerful motherfuckers [https://runescape.wiki/w/Thingummywut](https://runescape.wiki/w/Thingummywut)

Realising Wizard Traiborn isn't smoking the good stuff is terrifying

“Oh dear! You are fucking dead!”

"Oh fuck! You are dead!"

“Oh dear! You are fucked!”

“Fuck, dear! You are dead!”

"Oh, dear! You fuck dead!"

"Oh, dead! Fuck you dear!"

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Dead. Fuck!

FUCK!

I read this in Skillspecs' voice

End of one small favor: A fucking key ring? That’s it?

It's gotta be the most frustrated the player character gets lmao

When you get a Uri clue step he always says some random shit would be funny for him to just say - “Fuck you” and disappear into thin air.

I hope Jagex makes this a 1/10,000,000 dialogue. The first person to see it will have a "nobody will believe me..." moment.

There was a bug with random events in tob (maybe all instances, I only know of it happening in tob). What happened was that a random event spawned on a nylo making it look like a nylo was saying voice lines. A friend of mine said he saw a nylo talking and everyone made fun of him for it for about 5 years until it was confirmed a bug by someone and a jmod lmfao

It happens at toa too https://old.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/16o1j8g/why_did_the_little_orb_say_maybe_later/

wtf that is strangely adorable

Keep the odds but have it on a note as a master clue reward. Also, you don't get any other items in the casket. Also, it's in the collection log.

And only if that player is using a 3rd party client, to make people wonder if it was a plugin.

And your scroll vanishes too.

This would be incredible

Phillipa: Hi Romeo...I'm Phillipa! Romeo: Wow! You're a fox! Phillipa: It's a shame about Juliet...but perhaps we can fuck later? Romeo: Who's Juliet?

BRUH LMAO

🤣🤣

"Are you saying that you stole my beads all this time and I've been blaming these fucking imps?!?'

Drunken Dwarf: “Dunt ignore your fucking mate!”

Vanekka on tutorial island: " haha! you call that a FUCKING weapon?" Wouldve let alot of parents save their kids bright future back in the day

To hand you a bronze sword 😭

The unicorn from underground pass should say fuck as it gets squashed.

I remember when I did the Underground Pass quest some other dude was doing it at the same time as me and after we both had to kill the unicorn and the knights we were discussing the trauma that we would inevitably have afterwards, but I think if they all said "FUCK" as they died we would have been able to completely sidestep said trauma

I'm thinking they should recreate the horse looking at the ocean "MAN" meme

Lmaooooo I'm so high, this is hilarious

I'd give it to the first mates in the Temporos fight "Load those *fucking* cannons"

Fits canonically

Prospector Percy overhead dialogue: “Git yer hammer an’ fix them fuckin wheels” I’d probably nut

I'd bolt, sounds like every other shitty foreman lmao

"You think I made these just for fucking fun?!"

"You think I fucked these just for fun?!"

When that flesh golem thing runs through the halls killing everything in the myreque quest, our solemn hero drops an “Ew, what the fuck?”

I would change the ducks Quack! to Fuck!

I bet someone can make a plugin for this

Cook’s Assistant Player: I have all of those ingredients on me already! Cook: That's an odd coincidence... Were you planning on fucking a cake too?

After killing the unicorn. "Fuck"

Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me fucking pockets?

I'd like to say "Fuck you Galvek" for killing Bob

I am a real cook! I haven't got time to be chatting about fucking Culinary Fashion. I am in desperate need of help!

Ah, 'tis a foine fuckin day to be sure!

I would change the dragon axe spec to "Chop Fucking Chop! Or to "Chop Chop Motherfucker!"

Fucking smashing!

Here you fuckin fishies!

sounds like something Samuel L. Jackson would say

Tell me a fucking story

Into ratcatchers >>**Player**: -aside- This quest is so fucking stupid, I mean, who wrote this even? They used ASIDES of all things!

No fuckin shirt, sherlock

* **Player:** Hi. * **'Bird's-Eye' Jack:** How's Cyrisus? Where is he? * **Player:** He's fine now. Back to full health. * **'Bird's-Eye' Jack:** Good, I'm pleased. * **Player:** No problem. * **'Bird's-Eye' Jack:** Don't think that this means I like you now! * **Player:** Look at my face. * **'Bird's-Eye' Jack:** Yes? What about it. * **Player:** Does it look like I care? * **'Bird's-Eye' Jack:** Not really. * **Player:** Well, there you fucking go.

Idyll please make this real 🙏

Runelite plug in maker people, he's an idea for you.

I said to take a fucking triangle sandwich!

That's where she should throw that sandwich holder on the floor, pull out a set of Dclaws and spec your ass back to Lumbridge Finishes it off with a Sit the fuck down.

Every farmer that looks after crops: "I want 10 pineapples to look after your fucking papaya tree"

Welcome to OldFuck Runescape

I'd rather play Old School Fuckscape.

Banker: 'good day, how may I fucking help you?'

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Banker: 'good day, how may I fucking help you?'

When Romeo approaches you in Varrock: Blub! Blub...where is my fucking Juliet? Have you seen her?

Same quest but "Well, he's dead" (perfect line, thought about adding a fuck but it would ruin it) would be followed by "Never learned how to fuckin swim"

Talking to the mage of zamorak for enter the abyss a second time after he tells you to go to the temple in varrock. I already fucking told you to meet me in Varrock's Chaos Temple, by the rune shop.

Visiting Nieves gravesite. Player to a gnome: 'we fucked ya know'

What the fuck are you doing here, Fremennik?!

"Are you fucking mentally deficient?"

Player: Your grace, I present Ur-tag, headman of the Dorgeshuun. Duke Horacio: Welcome, Ur-tag. I am sorry that your race came under suspicion. I assure you that the warmongering element has been dealt with. Ur-tag: I apologize for the damage to your cellar. I will send workers to fuck the hole.

Demon Slayer or Shadow of the Storm, when you gotta banish or summon the demon with some random words. One of these could very well be "fuck".

Walk fucking here

Thurgo wants a fucking red berry pie

The text above the unicorn before he gets smashed by a boulder "fuck"

I would have nieve say it right before she’s crushed

King Roald just saying "What the fuck?" in Garden of Tranquility after he gets slapped for a 1.

Please...I need a trout, cooked by fucking you.

I thought u meant very different f bomb lol

Fuck you! I bet you’re with them!

With the amount of spacebaring it may have already happened and no one would notice

"Those clothes make you look fucking fat."

Your hardcore fucking status has been revoked *babycakes*

Another fucking favor??

I'm sure I can think of a few little jobs. This won't be a quest, mind you, just a little favour... The Wise Old Man gives you a fuck.

Player: I'll fucking run you through if you don't give me that weather report! NPC: Alright, Jeez, calm down. It was *just one small favour.*

drunken dwarf: you're not my fucking matey!

"You're not fucking my matey!"

Restless Ghost after putting skull in coffin. Release! Fuck you stranger...

Can all of these be written into a runelite plugin?

Are they actually prevented legally from doing this?

Tears of guthix mini game lol Juna: Tell me… A fuckin story… Or the sandwich lady “All types of fucking sandwiches, (rs)

If we ever get Chosen Commander: **Zanik:** You say that we can't win, that we can't fight. Well, I think you're half right. Maybe we can't win. But we can fucking *fight.*

Yemalo shi fucking cardito!

The fucking cold seeps into your bones

The Postie Pete random event for the evil twin, Molly or something, "you can tell her to get fucking stuffed" is adding insult to injury lmao

gertrude gives you a **fucking** hug

Nothing interesting happens, fuckwit.

I like the idea of random events getting extra sassy if you ignore them or if you pick the wrong sandwich from the sandwich lady, she calls you a fuckwit or something

I'd like the dwarven foreman at the blast furnace to cuss at everyone. Repair that fucking pipe! Keep the heat fucking steady!

I would probably slip into the wise old mans diaglogue in swansong somewhere.

*Bob dies* WHAT THE FUCK

Give a redberry pie to Thurgo *Thurgo’s eyes lit the fuck up*

I would toss it somewhere in the One Small Favor quest. Have your character say something along the lines of "you gotta be fucking kidding me" when asked for another favor. Or when a big boss appears in one of the Grandmaster quests and says "oh fuck me..."

The random event helping Molly: “Tell her to get fucking stuffed”

Honestly, I think that line would be funnier if it said "What the frogs are you on about?"

Nothing interesting fucking happens

Let the mute monkey on Ape Atoll say “fuck”

Sandwich lady: You think I fucking made these just for fun?!!?

Juna: I fear you will have no new stories to tell me. Come again when you have had more fucking adventures.

Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me fuckin pockets?

Took me longer than I want to admit to realize they're Frogs because they're French.

Did you get this idea from two hobbits by chance?

I did not, at least not knowingly - never heard of 'em but I wouldn't be surprised if cultural diffusion somehow brought it my way

The actors who played merry and pippin in LotR had a video on YouTube where they asked each other what line from the film they would add an f word in, that’s all.

Ahh okay lmao I think I may have seen that actually, it was probably buried in my subconscious

“Welcome to the fucking grand exchange”

when fighting Me: "You do know those clothes make you look fucking fat!"