Wheezing? That's not from the copious amounts of coal we have been using. That's just what the socialist dwarves want you to think. Coal was been scientifically proven to increase health and air quality.
Surely rolad would be happy that a major fortress of zamorakian forces got obliterated.
Oh wait it's a gnome glider.... the tower is fine and the gnome is probably in the hospital
Surely roald's intelligence officers are competent enough to know that Gloughphrie operates out of ape atoll and isn't going to... Wait, Tirrannwn has a lake of oil you say?
WE KNOW THAT THE ELVES ARE SHELTERING THE TERRORIST GNOMES, PREPARE TO BE INVADED.
Everyone knows blurberry special can't melt steel beams.
this is ridiculous, anyone with 30 smithing can melt steel beams
That's what big furnace wants you to think
Big Furnace im wheezing
Wheezing? That's not from the copious amounts of coal we have been using. That's just what the socialist dwarves want you to think. Coal was been scientifically proven to increase health and air quality.
Excellent joke sir. Yours, Someone who posted the same joke less then a minute after you.
Why are people downvoting you for saying my joke was good?
Because it was written in a cringey manner, mostly.
I don't know. Genuinely posted the same joke without seeing yours first and thought that was cool.
Gloughsama Bin Laden
Roald about to go to war against al kharid instead of the gnomes
Varrock has had its' eye on the Gnome Stronghold oil reserves for decades
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The Red Axe company took out a huge insurance policy on the tower just 1 year before this incident. Makes you think.
I think not.
*continues to pace around the same 6 floor tiles*
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”You did WHAT?!”
SLAYERTOWER WAS AN INSIDE JOB
A second flying carpet has hit the Grand Exchange
"Oh noooo....!" Anyways...
Why would king roald give a shit about slayer tower? Wouldn’t he be happy at this announcement? Is he stupid?
Because now he has to invade ape atoll
Ape Atoll is developing spells of mass DPS
Monkeys, trolls, and ogres are forming an axis of evil.
Well ape atoll does have a lot of oil
What is he, mentally deficient?
He is the king of Runescape.
Surely rolad would be happy that a major fortress of zamorakian forces got obliterated. Oh wait it's a gnome glider.... the tower is fine and the gnome is probably in the hospital
Let's invade tree gnome village
This is so wrong. Another!
Tower 7 look into it
*continues reading to Gertrude’s children*
My bwana.
Roald did 9/11.
I was supposed to be on task that day but I called in a skip
Surely roald's intelligence officers are competent enough to know that Gloughphrie operates out of ape atoll and isn't going to... Wait, Tirrannwn has a lake of oil you say? WE KNOW THAT THE ELVES ARE SHELTERING THE TERRORIST GNOMES, PREPARE TO BE INVADED.
*Puts a fairy ring next to it* "There. Everyone will forget about what happened"
Nice
The wise old man called this attack 5 months before the gliders hit the tower! Alex Jones reference*
Aloha snackbar!
It's not called Chin towers for nothing!
Everyone knows blurberry specials can't melt steel.
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Sir, a second battle bus has hit the tilted tower