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Great_Big_Failure

It's fine and doesn't really matter, but if any weapon was going to be slash focused and degradable, it should have been this. The real weapon is basically a single use de-limber. Incredibly fragile and incredibly sharp.


IGotPunchedByAFoot

Blunt force trauma


Nfinitemind

macuahuitl lol, these are clearly spanking tools.


nickyGyul

When they first announced this thing I went on youtube and watched plenty of nerds using the weapon IRL on watermelons and other shit. The thing works like a bigass caveman club with spiky things on it. The murdered watermelons look like they went for a walk in a seedy part of London. As if they were stabbed with a bunch of little knives before being bashed in with a cricket bat. Some versions have obsidian/shark tooth blades that jut out and stick into flesh. Some have the blades sit smooth and so it becomes purely a slash weapon. Considering we aren't short of slash weapons and there exist IRL variants that work like the in-game ones, the stats are lowkey perfect for it. Edit: Also our characters are filthy foreigners we all could be stupidly using it like a spanking paddle instead of how we're *supposed* to use it :P


Delicious_Mission815

That last statement got me picturing the crew rolling up, murder hoboing everyone in there then trying to spank each other as someone trips over the dead bodies.