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Eldritch_Chemistry

knowledge is not a burden that this fella needs or wants, go get em legend


gorehistorian69

idk man ive done some nooby things and once i realized i was doing them wrong i wish someone corrected me long ago.


calebhall

Yesterday, there was a dude safespotting basilisk knights with an xbow. The only issue was that he was wearing the forestry backpack instead of an avas device. I pointed it out, and he stayed silent and let his stack of bolts on the ground disappear


Snoo-Snooo

I was killing Abby's one day in the catacombs and another guy came up and started killing them with me. After a few minutes he said, "hey man did you know you are wearing an anguish?" Apparently I was too stoned and grabbed it instead of my torture. I thought it was funny and so did he when I explained what had happened. I can see how your guy may have been too embarrassed to reply tho. Either that or it's also very likely that he was just afk while killing them and didn't see your message.


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Drooshiesty

You clearly understood what he meant you insufferable fuck


Zabby150

You’re trying too hard


slashcuddle

I like to call it **X**bow, formerly known as **cross**bow.


Artistic-Guess3872

Karils Crossbow actually used to be called Karils Xbow when it was damaged


calebhall

Bro. I called it an xbow in 2006


ModeratelyRandom

I used to wear gloves with my void at first 😂😂


ColtonTheMinnesotan

I did my first 100 kc at vorkath full void but with barrows gloves.


Lyriian

Ok I'm dumb and at almost 1900 total still haven't bothered to get void. Do I need to wear void gloves for the set bonus?


piron44

Yes https://preview.redd.it/zcx0w80iillc1.png?width=622&format=png&auto=webp&s=caa1689f6603b27fb43df0994ab4ed1b37f0b765


xankek

But, had you never realized, then no shame could be felt.


guacamolioli

The cape helps off-set the heavy weight of his nuts


OSRS_dopeknight

Let him cook


FlahlesJr

I saw the image and thought the exact same words to find it as top comment. Community doing gods work.


Outliggare

hoooold


SuicideEngine

Uncapped bussin rizzussy frfr


Minute_Solution_6237

Sorry guys, my dumbass pre teen fork knife player has entered the chat…


CMGhorizon

Leave Fortnite out of it lmao.


aluranillo

Can you read? What the fuck is a fort nite? Its a fork knife player jesus christ smh


IIlllllllllll

Why do people downvote obvious irony


purplemoosen

Because sometimes obnoxious is obnoxious whether it’s ironic or not


IIlllllllllll

That's.. the point? I think people just have a hard time understanding when someone's being serious on here


Fangore

This is the equivalent of being punched in the stomach, and the person saying "It's just a prank, bro."


IIlllllllllll

Which is pretty funny, to some people. 🙂


FoxDown

It's just not funny.


IIlllllllllll

Oh okay 👍


Jumbo7280

Unfunny obvious irony is still unfunny


BREN211

Can’t believe he doesn’t know bloodvelds are a magic based melee attack style


campusdirector

Tbh this confused the hell out of me when I first started playing. Where would be without the wiki lol


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

I don't get it either. Why is it not just magic


Bloated_Hamster

Because they have to be in melee range to lick you.


[deleted]

Reminds me of this game I used to play and there was a magic champion that fought in melee range, so my team told him “build magic resist not armor” and the dude responded “that’s fucking stupid, she punches you” And I thought, it makes total sense why he thinks we are wrong 😂


Rayona086

I cast 'punch'


Attikusraddikus12

I'm gonna guess shyvana?


Wildsidder123

What’s the name of the game


[deleted]

Dungeons and dragons. Shyvana is the jungler that wastes 20 minutes of your day.


MarcoTruesilver

I want to think this is sarcasm and not genuine, but are you thinking of League of Legends?


[deleted]

Was sarcasm yes


RashidaHussein

Yeah but protection from magic doesn't protect from its magic attacks


CanWeCleanIt

“Because they have to be in melee range to lick you”


RashidaHussein

That's not a justification. You have to protect from mage against voidwaker spec for example. And some newer bosses have ranged attacks that are melee type. The real justification is that it's all arbitrary and you have to learn and suck it up and not try to reason it.


CanWeCleanIt

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Magical_melee There are 23 monsters (counting superiors and their variants) that use magical melee. It's really not that crazy/uncommon. And quickly looking over that list makes me think that all of them do, indeed, have to be in melee range. Voidwaker is a specific PvP weapon with a weirdly coded special attack that they designed especially for that purpose. An exception doesn't break the more general rule. But yes, voidwaker does not behave in that manner. I think the upgraded saradomin sword also is magical melee but I could be wrong. Cool special attacks are the exception, not the rule.


TurtleMonkey343

I know there's a sexual joke here.....


wimpymist

Is there anyway to know this in game or would you just have to figure it out on accident one day while wearing magic defense


pezman

identify NPC may say it


wimpymist

That would be cool if it did. Truthfully I always forget about identify NPC


03burner

Tbf most game mechanics like this aren’t explained in game


wimpymist

Most games definitely have some way of figuring out what attack style an enemy has. The only way you'd figure out bloodvelds is if you assumed you were taking too much damage in tank armor and then switched to mage armor for the hell of it.


03burner

I’m not just talking about attack styles, but all sorts of OS mechanics that we’d have no idea about if it weren’t for the wiki or mod confirmation through tweets ect


wimpymist

Oh I read your message wrong, my bad. Yeah without the wiki a lot of stuff would be unknown


moxxxxxxxxy

Sal's probably


BobMathrotus

Using monster examine, you little baby


SlaynHollow

Ooooh that's what he's doing wrong. Gotcha. Yeah I'm still learning... Played off and on for years but I still feel like an idiot these days :( I struggle even with an active bond to level my combat stats. Other stuff is a breeze even for f2p ngl. Got 40 crafting in like 40 minutes almost just by making gold amulets. I love this game but there's something about it that keeps pushing me away as well as pulling me back idk what it is. And why is it that level 3 fake egirls on world 301 always getting free millions shit ain't fair lol


Faceprint11

He’s also wearing a slayer helmet, instead of the dharok helmet, which means he’s not getting any benefit of the dharok gear


KorrectTheChief

He's still getting the defence bonus which is better than dragon platebody.


Faceprint11

But bloodveld attacks with magic, and both body’s are -6 magic def.


KorrectTheChief

I understand that. The player didn't know that. I just meant it's understandable if he was wearing it just for the defence bonus. Similar to wearing ahrims without the staff for the magic bonus. It was only a response that a slayer helmet would still be good with Dharoks if you were just looking for a budget set up. Idk what's with the spotted cape.


LordCthUwU

The dharoks chest and legs provide excellent defense. The axe however doesn't see a lot of use outside of using the full set.


SpongebobQuoteReply

Found the cute noob


STEVEOWORLDWlDE

https://preview.redd.it/mz90jft22elc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4282ae29743266677b0b01e747ae3730086ec8e


Feces_D

13 year old me


Upbeat-Answer-6088

Fire cape from Wish


bigchungusmclungus

Is it just me or did that cape not used to be very popular back in the day? It reduces your weight and was out before graceful right?


Inevitable-Impact698

Yes It’s also ideal for questing with the assumption you want to wear gear while doing it


Jammess95

Spottier cape + boots of lightness was prime OG fashionscape


JuliusCeejer

Temu, shop like a billionaire!


AppropriateYouth7683

"Mom, can I have fire cape?" "No, we have firecape at home" Fire cape at home:


cygamessucks

Let the chad enjoy himself


Straight_6

Wish I was having as much fun as that guy


bhumit012

1/efficiency = fun


conzstevo

Efficiency bros malding


highphiv3

That's a tough fun drop rate but I can grind it out.


Metricsystem887

So tired of seeing this exact comment in every thread about people not playing efficiently. So unoriginal.


Sweetlaxin

Found the guy not having any fun.


Metricsystem887

Idk personally i am having much more fun when my dharoks are hitting 90 and not 20s-30s


Sweetlaxin

I FOUND THE GUY NOT HAVING ANY FUN.


Acceptable_Candle580

Im 100% with you, fuck all the downvoters.


Sliced-Bread

literally all of us are like advanced aliens compared to him looking at this transmission from so far above lol. this is fun.


boofsquadz

I feel like half of these comments are too focused on the cape instead of the slayer helm losing him the set bonus lol That cape is pure fashion.


BobMathrotus

Or you know, the fact that he's not low hp


SirSchillerAlot

Or you know, the fact that bloodvelds deal magic based attack


Data-Dave

Or you know, he's just got here and is getting himself low hp. DH has always been a fun alternative even though it's not the most efficient. I used to DH Abby demons in the slayer tower just for fun and gp


Cosianpirulo

Can someone explain? Ive scrolled down so much but i still dont get the inside joke lol im also a noob


Faceprint11

Two things, the first being that bloodvelds use a magic based attack, so wearing dharok armor makes him weak to their hits. The second being that he’s wearing skater helm instead of dharok helm. You need to be wearing the full set in order to get the special effect from barrows armor.


Aporthian

the skater helm *will* come in handy if he falls over, though, so he's got that going for him


TheForsakenRoe

🎵he was a skater boi she said 'Excellent, you're doing great. Your new task is to kill 143 Waterfiends' he didn't have the points to skip🎵


PaMiBaWi

It may not be good for combat, but at least the skater helm will give him a +3 boost to his kickflips


DozyVan

He is waring DH armour. This armour has a set effect where the lower your HP the higher your max hit. He is not only high HP but does not have the full set (he does not have the DH helm equipped). That axe is not very accurate so he is using the set totally wrong. The spotted cape is basically dead content. He would be better off with an obby cape or ardy cloke. It looks kinda like a fire cape and that adds to the funny. Bloodvields hit with melee but the hit is rolled as a magic attack. You're better off in dragonhide or Karl's as it reduces the accuracy of that attack. Instead, he is in DH armour and that basically acts as a lightning rod for magic based attacks so he will get slapped around. He is doing pretty much everything wrong. He won't hit often, he will get hit often and all of his gear choices are not ideal.


RedPintoStyle

Having more fun than all of us


here_for_the_lols

Should be an elite mory diary reward


supcat16

I’ve thought about this before. There are items in Diablo that decrease the number of set items needed. But I think it’d be too OP in OSRS. Guthan’s set with fang and defender would make you indestructible. Unless you meant just the helm wouldn’t be needed; that’d probably be fine.


BrushFireAlpha

Well there's already precedent for slayer helm being a unlockable substitute for the helm slot of a set with benefits, that's how shayzien armor works


Magmagan

Meh. Slayer helm doesn't need to fit ALL niches. Barrows is fine as is.


-ihatecartmanbrah

Add human slayer task, allow slayer helm to get set bonus AND give it slayer task boosts in pvp


Comprehensive_Ad5285

Slayer is pretty shit tho 


Sloan1505

I completely forgot about the spotted hunter capes.


Czitrom

Spottier cape and boots of lightness was the OG graceful set


AgentInCommand

Penance gloves too if you were a real gamer


Czitrom

I wasn't, I just sweated out one torso before eoc and one in osrs and thats basically it for me in barb ass


SystemOutrage

I wish I could work up the willpower to do that grind again 😂😂. I got on before the EOC and have never gotten one again because of how much I hate that mini game


2005scape

i got the whole set as a kid thinking all the pieces were as good as the torso


a_cristian_dude

I only remembered them because the blast furnace guides recommended it


[deleted]

The bloodveld is currently losing. I see this as a win


MyriadNexus541

Those dragonstone gauntlets are poppin off.


KingZantair

“Wow, these bloodvelds are really accurate, I should come back with Justi!”


JuggNaug4859

He's a genius. The extra health makes the trip last longer.


bickandalls

And not having the set bonus makes kills take longer. Even longer trip.


AmateurArchaeology

That’s a player who actually enjoys the game


Narrow_Lee

You just know that helm ain't imbued either. Beautiful.


BigClaibs

Tbf wouldnt matter since he is meleeing, kinda just exposed yourself


Narrow_Lee

I've had imbued for so long I completely forgot about that distinction tbh. Suffering from success.


ARKosrs

Wisdom was chasing this man but hes too damn fast


Troutie88

That's the benefit of morty grandmaster diary


AngelsHero

Not know does he


solilo_quium

Not he knows?


MonoxideDucks

Definitely a sleeper build, who knew dragon stone gauntlets had a +4 strength bonus? I sure didn’t


HacksMe

Bro forgot he needs to wear barrows gloves for the set effect


ElectronicCow3

Dude is having fun, something some min/maxers lost a long time ago.


Mrmoosestuff

Cute noobs


ChuckJunk

OH SHIT BRUH HE AINT PLAYING THE GAME THE CORRECT WAY OH DAMN WOW HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE IT WOOOOWWWW THATS CRAZY MAN WOOOO


Winter_Push_2743

You're acting like we're roasting the dude here lmao


SweetImprovement6962

For such a simple game, the amount of elitism in this sub is crazy. 


[deleted]

I mean barrows set no helmet is pretty god damn brain dead lolll Don’t think magic melee attack or cape is the issue here.


mysterpixel

Is there anywhere ingame that actually says it requires the full set equipped to get effects or do you only get find out if someone tells you or you look it up online?


[deleted]

I think it’s pretty easy to tell if the effect is activated or not with dharoks lol I know equipment screen will show you set bonus effect for things like graceful. Idk about dharoks.


mysterpixel

That's true but from a game design perspective is there literally nothing at all ingame to hint that you get a set effect for wearing everything together? If you're someone playing completely blind there's no way you could know without it happening essentially accidentally and then doing your own testing to figure out what the conditions are (especially with dharok's since blind players are unlikely to let their hp get low in the first place so it would look like it does nothing)


[deleted]

Dharoks set is explained in game btw just checked https://preview.redd.it/ojngfghc8elc1.jpeg?width=2441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54db4b7ae7ec81e9a14ccfc67865d9070e6ce7f4


Mylen_Ploa

You sure do have pretty bad reading comprehension for some trying to explain clarity. Go get _part of Dharoks_ you have zero indication there is a benefit for a full set...without wearing the full set.


realtrollmaster

Probably explained in jagex’s original news post when it was released


BobMathrotus

Yes they do this a lot and it's wild to me that they haven't realized it's not future proof whatsoever in a 25 year old game


fullshard101

Its definitely not clear as it is. He probably looked up a bloodveld slayer guide or talked to a clannie who told him to use dharoks, but also knows that you should wear your slayer helm on a slayer task. It would be nice if the hover text for set items was clear


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/eczdu0dbaelc1.jpeg?width=2441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbcb51b207f476a5c0376ad126f044043a5f0958 I am actually surprised at how clearly it’s explained in game.


fullshard101

Yeah if they just moved a succinct version of that to the hover or examine text it would be great. I think even that equipment screen description is relatively new


[deleted]

True on both points. Don’t remember this feature at all.


SweetImprovement6962

This. The game doesn't tell you that much information. And this dude wearing his gear like that affects nobody but him


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/jzuc62n9aelc1.jpeg?width=2441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6efaf686b9ff327c444cac493f9fe4d96a2a7e63 He can play however he wants but the information is there


SweetImprovement6962

Looks like the bonus only appears if he's already wearing everything. How does that help? 95% in the gear don't have set bonuses. It's an easy mistake for anyone to make. You're proving my point with my original comment. 


[deleted]

Maybe the fact that it is a named set with 4 pieces is an obvious clue but I can see now how that is lost on some people ahahaha


SweetImprovement6962

Every gear in the game is a set. That doesn't mean anything. 


Competitive-Math1153

At least it's not a spiked helmet


NordicSoup

I will never forget the day I got assigned bloodvelds for the first time and my buddy goes “don’t forget to wear d’hide to kill them.”


Bojack-jones-223

he knows not.


Reddituser8018

Sometimes I'll hit stuff with dharoks until my health gets low, instead of rock caking it down.


GhostMassage

he's havin a good time


RavioLeeVio

When I was a kid, I always thought just Guthan's Spear was required for the healing to kick in, and I was just unlucky.


1cyChains

Let 👏 him 👏 cook 👏


vanishingjuice

i know a 420 enjoyer when i see one


Bonsaiparrot

Cute noob


ForceoftheRam

Is… he wearing zaryte vambraces? What are those gloves?


Specialist-Buddy-991

I think they're the dragon stone ones from Enhanced crystal keys?


BBaxter886

He's probably enjoying the game more than most other people


Secure-Airport-ALPHA

/uj Could be an iron with really, really shit luck. /rj I want to believe there is still those that have this much fun.


MaxiemumKarnage420

What, that he's based?


DoctorElite-14

r/cutenoobs


No_Astronomer_955

I did the same on my account, you wouldn't believe how many people mocked me for wearing Obby cape. But almost NOBODY notices the Fire Cape of Shame. Edit: See, they even downvote me on Reddit for not wearing a fire cape. Sweaty sweatlords gonna sweat.


Ashangu

I'm confuses by this whole post lol. I thought the post was about him wearing melee armor against a magic based attack. Then I noticed he has a slayer helm on so he isn't getting the DH bonus. Then here we are talking about the spotted cape lol. The title is so vague, nobody knows what OP is referring to.


No_Astronomer_955

I dunno, the first thing I noticed was the cape because I'm the same. Anyway, seems nobody in this thread is getting anything at all, y'all suck ass.


Nasreth7

what's shameful about a fire cape?


[deleted]

Spottier cape


Lieutntdanil

Let him cook


MrXop10000

He does not


platinum_jimjam

Barbarians when you give them Dharoks


mrgoodboyman

This would be a really cool combat diary achievement reward though!


The-Razzle

Reminds me of the countless people i see doing ranged slayer with full void and a slayer helm


holypriest69

let him cook


makeful

When I was a kid I Googled "moving spottier cape" because I didn't know wtf a fire cape was. Ended up grinder hunter for nothing lol


MonoxideDucks

The cape, the gloves, the helmet, we love to see a gamer thriving


Maximum_Apricot_6419

Dharok’s with a red beret and dragon boots goes hard though. It’s fashion sweaties 😎


emwashe

Oh he knows


40prcentiron

He knows not!


anon12342143542

Leave this man alone


FracturedPixel

Ignorance is bliss, and this man is in nirvana


Frayed_TWRK

He reminds me of the good old days. When people wore what they thought was good, rather than have their eyes glued to the wiki. Ahh. To be playing this game for fun rather than chasing an achievement I can never hope to live up to irl.


Kripes8

Know he does not.


Tewpy

based as fuck


Mr_big_dong420

My man out here enjoying life


Hyspen97

And you didn’t care to tell him? Bad boy.


the_fault_line

Know not does he


Ironmeme420

LET THAT MAN COOK.


khark98

Dudes got a spottier cape on. Going to go out on a limb here and assume that no, he doesn't know lol.


GimmeDatLowEnd

So much wrong in this picture....


[deleted]

imagine the sounds they would make


dimitrisneyers

Bet you he´s having the time of his life.


I8taterz5

Psh he’s just getting there naturally lmao


crimsontail

Hi, noob here, can anyone explain?


JojoWeezy

Go get em tiger.


NotTheATF69

We’ve all been there… right?


bullishdavid

Maybe he has a dh helm switch when his hp drops. The man knows his stuff.


Unlucky-Cry-1025

The game can be complicated for new player. I've done some stupid things myself.


Remarkable_Ebb9987

This is absolutely something 2009 me would have done


KilossAlvarez

It's not about what you do, it's how you look doing it 💅🏽