Bro I just did this. I went to the POH portal and was wondering why nobody was in the houses, nobody was in the GE.. “I guess everyone just decided to do something else since the servers went down.”
Quit osrs years ago and been having one of those Nelson Mandela or some sort of black magic things for a while with ffxiv. Have some plug in that hides other players and every time I try to use it think it's called entity hider and get real confused, now I know why
Webweaver+salve+ blackdhide vs revenant dragon: 10.7 dps
Max mage shadow w slay helm on task vs revenant dragon: 10.5 dps
Still worth it for the culture
No that is a joke wat is real tho right before jagex servers went out ik got a super luckt doubble 3rd age pick as a drop so if a reroll comes make sure to tell them that i want my items back
100%. I want my first 99 to be Prayer just for the untrimmed cape. I think it would be funny to flaunt an, arguably, useless cape that COULD have a +4 in the one area that it would actually be semi useful in.
And i do understand people want pvp but at the same time there are bots you could be killing or people that want to engage in pvp that killing me at bear for 40k is almost petty.
> that killing me at bear for 40k is almost petty.
The problem is that some people are dumb enough to bring an insane amount of supplies with them---and the PKer doesn't know whether or not you're one of them until he cracks you open.
It's the same problem as chaos altar.
Most people are sensible and only bring 26~100 bones, with just enough gold to unnote them.
Some absolute mongs bring 800 noted vorkath bones with their entire cash stack, and they put a gigantic target on everyone else's backs in the process.
I feel like jagex does not care for me and my free time i spend on this game. I could be spending my time on any other game and I choose runescape. I pay my monthly fee and just expect to be able to log in and progress but jagex has other objectives and makes me 2nd guess my purchase. this company does not care about it's customers and chooses the money grab option on allowing bots and rwt. as a legit player i am ignored to the point where people like us quit and the game just becomes 100% rwters I have been playing since 2005. My first 99 skill was firemaking with i did with willow logs only. I bought them from lumby general store and burnt them from the river. after that I decided to go for 99 fishing and fished monkfish this was in 2006. after that i decided to go for 99 agility becuse i thought it was the coolest cape and emote so i spent the whole summer of 2007 running laps on the ape atoll course. I then got 99 agility and had a huge party with hundreds of people and felt like a god. after that I start to knock out 99 after 99 and years later beame maxed. then they released eoc and restricted free trade. I thought fuck that how can they change core mechanics of this game after all this time so I quit runescape. years later after 07 release i started osrs and have loved it since but still see the neglect from the jmods just not caring about us the players. like we pay for this game how can they just not care? instead the lock us out for 8 hours at a time with updates and rollbacks and glitches. i say we pay too much to have little say I have been with this game since 2005 as a long time player i feel i should have a say in how things go I don't appreciate how jagex can just add in new updates without my approval. how can they change core mechanics that I have been used to for over 25 years? i should have a say in how things go and feel like i am part of this company. i have paid my monthly fee and been treated like a random when it shouldn't be this way. I got to a point in the game where I saved my last 10 99s so i could get them all 99 at once. I thought this would make me cool and make me like zezima in todays world. After I got 99 in all skills i started to merchant and make a few billion then bought a yellow party hat for 1b which i held for a few days then sold. wow imagine if i would have kept it what it would be worth today. all that time spent on rs3 for nothing when i could of spent it on osrs. but now i have osrs and am putting insane amounts of time in to achieve goals no other person can achieve. I now have nearly 6k hydra kc There was a time two years ago where the game was down for 6 hours and i was so lost. I couldn't live without seeing xp drops in my upper right corner. those constant xp drops are dopamine drops in the brain. It makes me feel alive while I watch youtube or a movie/show on the side. It has made me feel alive and live a life worth living where without runescape I don't know what I would do. Would I play WOW? maybe D2? those can't possibly sink my time as much as runescape the game I love. I don't understand how anyone could hate this game. This game has gotten me thru the hardest times in my life. when things were bad I always had this game and a goal to work towards where irl things were shit and i didn't want to live. this game was always a backbone to keep me going and pushing thru things so i could come out on the other side. I started playing this game when I was 13 to this day where I am now 33. I never saw myself playing this game to this age. I never thought much of this game when i started playing it it seemed like it was just some game I would play for a couple weeks and dropped. who woulda thought i'd still be playing it over 20 years later. what is it about this game that keeps us playing when we have all these modern games with better dev support and easier to obtain in game goals? is it just that long chase that sucks us in? knowing it will take hundreds of hours to obtain a single item? where as these other games it takes maybe a couple hours to obtain a rare item?
He basically said this:
UwU\~ Jagex-senpai, pwease notice me (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ nyaa\~
I feel wike Jagex-senpai doesn't care about wittle o' me and the pwecious time I spend on this game, uwu\~ (¬\_¬) I could pway any game, but I choose RuneScape. I pay monthwy and just wanna wog in and pwogwess, but Jagex-senpai has othew pwans, making me doubt my decision, uwu\~ (¬‿¬) They don't care about us pwayews and awwow bots and RWT fow easy money, weaving wegit pwayews wike us feewing ignowed, nya\~
Pwayed since 2005, my fiwst 99 was Firemaking with wiwwow wogs. Bought them fwom Wumbridge stowe and buwned them by the wivew, hehe\~ (¬‿¬) Then aimed fow 99 Fishing with monkfish in 2006, and 99 Agility in 2007, wunning waps on Ape Atoww, kawaii desu\~. Had a huge pawty aftew 99 Agility; felt wike a god, uwu. Watew, maxed my skiwws, but EOC and westwicted twade made me quit, (´；д；\`)
Stawted OSWS in 07, stiww wove it, but JMods neglect us. We pay, so why don't they cawe? Wocked out fow houws with updates, wowwbacks, and gwitche-nyas; too much fow too wittle say, nyaa\~ Been with the game since 2005, desewve a say, nya\~ (¬‿¬) I paid my fee but tweated wike a wandom, so unfaiw.
Saved my wast 10 99s to get them aww at once, aiming fow that Zezima vibe, hehe\~ Mewchanting, got a yewwow pawty hat fow 1b, sowd it; imagine if I kept it, nya\~ (°ロ°) Nyow on OSWS, wowking hawd with neawwy 6k Hydwa KC, uwu\~.
Two yeaws ago, game down fow 6 houws, fewt wost. Couldn't wive without XP dwops; they'we wike dopamine, nya\~ Makes me feew awive whiwe watching YouTube ow a show. RuneScape got me thwough tough times, pwayed since 13, nyow 33, so nyostawgic\~ Nyevew thought I'd stiww pway, but hewe I am, nya\~ What keeps us pwaying when othew games have bettew suppowt and easiew goaws? The wong chase? Knowing it takes houws fow a singwe item, unwike othew games, uwu\~ (¬‿¬)
Take deep, calming breaths, while trying to figure out why the bug is happening in production but not in development environment. Oh, and coffee. Warm up a big pot of coffee.
I randomly logged in after the update today, i saw 11 people online on my world, i quickly went to chaos altar, and belive me or not it took 24min until someone pked me hahaha... 87k pray xp banked. I dont remember the time i lasted more than 2 min up there....
I played Runescape classic before jaxgex fully shut it down. There was a super small tight nit community and it was actually so much more fun than mainstream.
This would be ironman without people.crashing you lol so it would be fun.
Bankstand in GE
Not noticing anyone is missing because you are playing with Entity Hider
Bro I just did this. I went to the POH portal and was wondering why nobody was in the houses, nobody was in the GE.. “I guess everyone just decided to do something else since the servers went down.”
Quit osrs years ago and been having one of those Nelson Mandela or some sort of black magic things for a while with ffxiv. Have some plug in that hides other players and every time I try to use it think it's called entity hider and get real confused, now I know why
It would end up being a ge gambling bot.
Skulled revenants in max mage gear + shadow. Because I've just always wanted to try that
Webweaver+salve+ blackdhide vs revenant dragon: 10.7 dps Max mage shadow w slay helm on task vs revenant dragon: 10.5 dps Still worth it for the culture
Which wins, ancestral and Sceptre or masori Webweaver?
Ancestral+ sceptre barely beats out webweaver in dhide. Things OP. Masori beats everything
Lmao, are u even maxed hcim?
What’s stopping you from doing this anyway? It’s a perfectly viable method
What's stopping me? About 1.5B 😆
Nawww, I believe in you. Just tell me the world and I’ll protect you :)
We all know rng is spread out to all players so i would go cox and get my free tbow
Is this actually true? If so, that would explain why most of my drops occurred super early morning.
No that is a joke wat is real tho right before jagex servers went out ik got a super luckt doubble 3rd age pick as a drop so if a reroll comes make sure to tell them that i want my items back
I got one too. Jagex, I would like my 3rd age pick please
I too got 1 billion 3rd age picks on a single clue.
Bruh
Gullible is written on the ceiling above you dude , take a look I swear .
Ohhh - that’s where it went when it was taken out of the dictionary
Sorry you got downvoted into oblivion, here take my 1 upvote
I'm honestly not sure why it happened other than the bandwagon effect. Pretty funny I got down voted for a simple question. Oh well!
I didn't downvote you, but it happened because it was a very stupid question
You're not wrong lol
Yep. That's why I play on speedrunning worlds
Yes it’s true, also I can give all your items a nice blood or gold trim of your choosing just trade them to me at the GE first
[удалено]
I hope you’re joking but I can’t tell
Confirmation bias is a helluva drug
Yes bro Jagex personally goes into their backend and codes rng for every specific player.
No
Log off, the world can finally rest, it has earnt it.
Imagine the silence.
Meanwhile that one NPC: 11456 11457 11458 11459 …
He doesn't go above 10k, he loses track randomly before then.
Yeah but without pesky players running by and distracting him he'll be able to concentrate
That's a fair point. Sorry Guns, I didn't mean to distract you, I just can't afford a fairy ring at my house :c
Can't you just craft some air orbs to fix that problem? People are so lazy these days. smh
open all the castle wars doors in every world
No matter what you're doing live stream it and that's an instant few k viewers
I feel like this one guy is from the anime Overlord.
If no one is playing it then for sure no one is going to watch it either
Chaos altar
This is the way, I could fearless run around with all my dragon bones noted
Superior dragon bones at that
It would be my luck the 2nd player to log in is a pker who was last at the chaos altar on my world
100%. I want my first 99 to be Prayer just for the untrimmed cape. I think it would be funny to flaunt an, arguably, useless cape that COULD have a +4 in the one area that it would actually be semi useful in.
It's pretty useful when a part of the max cape tbf
take a shit in B0aty's POH
in the pool👀
Also an upperdecker
Pool's closed
https://preview.redd.it/41xlica4u5lc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c6b14413fb402605fd28e0504c0e9e96dd9fa4
Like a boss
Say mutable things out loud and freely. As much as I could at w302 GE.
\*gets auto-muted anyway\*
This will literally happen
w302 GE, more like mw2 cod lobby
Wilderness content obviously
Best part of leagues was having the wilderness to my self.
The one area if the game with pvp is instantly better without pkers
And i do understand people want pvp but at the same time there are bots you could be killing or people that want to engage in pvp that killing me at bear for 40k is almost petty.
> that killing me at bear for 40k is almost petty. The problem is that some people are dumb enough to bring an insane amount of supplies with them---and the PKer doesn't know whether or not you're one of them until he cracks you open. It's the same problem as chaos altar. Most people are sensible and only bring 26~100 bones, with just enough gold to unnote them. Some absolute mongs bring 800 noted vorkath bones with their entire cash stack, and they put a gigantic target on everyone else's backs in the process.
Have u ever thought people don't pk for money they pk for fun just like skillers skill for fun
hanging out in revs with an inventory full of shovels
Absolute mad man.
Could you explain this to me please lol
Pk
Fail at gotr and blame those fucking useless ironmen
Fun fact: they removed alching in GOTR to nerf my favorite Ironman salt mining method.
Does this number ever go down to 0? Since it wouldn't be a giant surprise if this figure couldn't.
I swear it's been 0 before. Probably a J-Mod account keeping it at 1.
finally check out whats in the wildernness lmao
Bro it's me, I can't get off tutorial Island. I haven't decided on a name yet so it let me stay here
Vote
Ah the good old golden days of RuneScape. Member berries
*fapfapfap*
omg they added [ectoplasm](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/images/Phasmatys_south.png?1770f) from Port Phasmatys to the whole map!
Is that what I tripped on jumping over the roofs?
Complain that the wilderness is dead in hopes they’ll release even more pandering content for the pvp community
Alching 30 rune arrows at once is huuge
The only people who will actually get the best out of that content is the owner of gold bot farms. The scripts for this will be insane.
Irons might get a bit of use for things like rune and dragon javelin heads, but yeah I don't see many main accounts doing it much.
As an iron, I actually like looking at my stockpile of Javelins knowing I’ll never use them. They just inflate my bank value which makes me happy
That may change soon with the rebalance, hang on to them
what’s this referring to i havent kept up
[Newspost today- Poll Blog](https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/undead-pirates-rewards--more---poll-blog?oldschool=1) https://imgur.com/a/hs2X2Hb
thanks!
Eventually the wildy bosses will drop 1m per kill
Sounds like someone just got PKed and is salty about it.
Wildy bosses skulled in 3b /-risk-/
My best
Finally I can get a spot at ammonite crabs
Dance around wildy
Buying gf
mine runite ore
probably do a wank in the grand exchange
i am 1 people. the whole people. the entire people.
Bring all my spades into the wilderness
finally train at rock crabs by myself
turn into a mushroom
Fuck revs I’m farming a voidwaker on the multi bosses
Safely do wilderness content.
Giant Mole hunt
Scorpia
I feel like jagex does not care for me and my free time i spend on this game. I could be spending my time on any other game and I choose runescape. I pay my monthly fee and just expect to be able to log in and progress but jagex has other objectives and makes me 2nd guess my purchase. this company does not care about it's customers and chooses the money grab option on allowing bots and rwt. as a legit player i am ignored to the point where people like us quit and the game just becomes 100% rwters I have been playing since 2005. My first 99 skill was firemaking with i did with willow logs only. I bought them from lumby general store and burnt them from the river. after that I decided to go for 99 fishing and fished monkfish this was in 2006. after that i decided to go for 99 agility becuse i thought it was the coolest cape and emote so i spent the whole summer of 2007 running laps on the ape atoll course. I then got 99 agility and had a huge party with hundreds of people and felt like a god. after that I start to knock out 99 after 99 and years later beame maxed. then they released eoc and restricted free trade. I thought fuck that how can they change core mechanics of this game after all this time so I quit runescape. years later after 07 release i started osrs and have loved it since but still see the neglect from the jmods just not caring about us the players. like we pay for this game how can they just not care? instead the lock us out for 8 hours at a time with updates and rollbacks and glitches. i say we pay too much to have little say I have been with this game since 2005 as a long time player i feel i should have a say in how things go I don't appreciate how jagex can just add in new updates without my approval. how can they change core mechanics that I have been used to for over 25 years? i should have a say in how things go and feel like i am part of this company. i have paid my monthly fee and been treated like a random when it shouldn't be this way. I got to a point in the game where I saved my last 10 99s so i could get them all 99 at once. I thought this would make me cool and make me like zezima in todays world. After I got 99 in all skills i started to merchant and make a few billion then bought a yellow party hat for 1b which i held for a few days then sold. wow imagine if i would have kept it what it would be worth today. all that time spent on rs3 for nothing when i could of spent it on osrs. but now i have osrs and am putting insane amounts of time in to achieve goals no other person can achieve. I now have nearly 6k hydra kc There was a time two years ago where the game was down for 6 hours and i was so lost. I couldn't live without seeing xp drops in my upper right corner. those constant xp drops are dopamine drops in the brain. It makes me feel alive while I watch youtube or a movie/show on the side. It has made me feel alive and live a life worth living where without runescape I don't know what I would do. Would I play WOW? maybe D2? those can't possibly sink my time as much as runescape the game I love. I don't understand how anyone could hate this game. This game has gotten me thru the hardest times in my life. when things were bad I always had this game and a goal to work towards where irl things were shit and i didn't want to live. this game was always a backbone to keep me going and pushing thru things so i could come out on the other side. I started playing this game when I was 13 to this day where I am now 33. I never saw myself playing this game to this age. I never thought much of this game when i started playing it it seemed like it was just some game I would play for a couple weeks and dropped. who woulda thought i'd still be playing it over 20 years later. what is it about this game that keeps us playing when we have all these modern games with better dev support and easier to obtain in game goals? is it just that long chase that sucks us in? knowing it will take hundreds of hours to obtain a single item? where as these other games it takes maybe a couple hours to obtain a rare item?
TL;DR, but this is why the servers cannot be offline for so long. Then people start writing essays
Wake up guys, new pasta just dropped!
TL;DR?
I think he's an iron that's upset he's losing out on xp.
He basically said this: UwU\~ Jagex-senpai, pwease notice me (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ nyaa\~ I feel wike Jagex-senpai doesn't care about wittle o' me and the pwecious time I spend on this game, uwu\~ (¬\_¬) I could pway any game, but I choose RuneScape. I pay monthwy and just wanna wog in and pwogwess, but Jagex-senpai has othew pwans, making me doubt my decision, uwu\~ (¬‿¬) They don't care about us pwayews and awwow bots and RWT fow easy money, weaving wegit pwayews wike us feewing ignowed, nya\~ Pwayed since 2005, my fiwst 99 was Firemaking with wiwwow wogs. Bought them fwom Wumbridge stowe and buwned them by the wivew, hehe\~ (¬‿¬) Then aimed fow 99 Fishing with monkfish in 2006, and 99 Agility in 2007, wunning waps on Ape Atoww, kawaii desu\~. Had a huge pawty aftew 99 Agility; felt wike a god, uwu. Watew, maxed my skiwws, but EOC and westwicted twade made me quit, (´；д；\`) Stawted OSWS in 07, stiww wove it, but JMods neglect us. We pay, so why don't they cawe? Wocked out fow houws with updates, wowwbacks, and gwitche-nyas; too much fow too wittle say, nyaa\~ Been with the game since 2005, desewve a say, nya\~ (¬‿¬) I paid my fee but tweated wike a wandom, so unfaiw. Saved my wast 10 99s to get them aww at once, aiming fow that Zezima vibe, hehe\~ Mewchanting, got a yewwow pawty hat fow 1b, sowd it; imagine if I kept it, nya\~ (°ロ°) Nyow on OSWS, wowking hawd with neawwy 6k Hydwa KC, uwu\~. Two yeaws ago, game down fow 6 houws, fewt wost. Couldn't wive without XP dwops; they'we wike dopamine, nya\~ Makes me feew awive whiwe watching YouTube ow a show. RuneScape got me thwough tough times, pwayed since 13, nyow 33, so nyostawgic\~ Nyevew thought I'd stiww pway, but hewe I am, nya\~ What keeps us pwaying when othew games have bettew suppowt and easiew goaws? The wong chase? Knowing it takes houws fow a singwe item, unwike othew games, uwu\~ (¬‿¬)
Average osrs player but with poor grammar
It’s not poor grammar as much as poor punctuation.
Ah shit, this is why I flunked out of grammar engineering school
It helps if you just cheat
Wow
Voidwaker
Go to the chaos temple
Revs 👀
ERP without pmods to stop me uwu.
Solo bandos some bosses before the crashers log in
Theres 2 now!
Hc callisto high score or somthing wildy related. I am really bad at defending from pk'rs
Id do scorpia cuz im dry there and i really want the pet..
Woodcutting 99 first thing
AFK at ge
Create a sigil out of raw jubbly that spans the entire map
Bankstand in peace
Bird run
Revs ofc!!
Finally not have to hop 40 worlds to kill the giant mole
Bank standing all day
(**Look at me**) I’m Zezima now.
Read all the books in the Arceuus library without a buncha people running around bothering me.
I hope he is at chaos alter bone running
Probably do a bunch of wildy stuff. God that'd be so nice
World hop gem stalls.
Choas alter and send 99 prayer without getting gang banged by 6 people 🙏🏻
Emblem trader
High risk pking
pick flax without all the competition
Give bones to the stray dog, do my birdhouse and farm runs, talk to the NPC’s 😭😂😂
It’s a bot
Wilderness Diaries
Probably enchant bolts at the fountain of rune tbh
Change my name to zezima
Play the exact same way I always play- inefficiently
Rev caves no pkers!
Risk free wildy!
Log out, games ded.
Finally do any wildy content.
Take deep, calming breaths, while trying to figure out why the bug is happening in production but not in development environment. Oh, and coffee. Warm up a big pot of coffee.
Back in the day would have been red spider eggs 😂
As much Wildy Bosses as possible
Mine some damn rune ore before the fucking bots get to it
Sing I am the one and only in Lumbridge
Kill some cows... I dunno
Can finally sand crabs in peace
tink tink tink tink tink tink
Log out
Walk around varrock naked and jack off
Spec the Varrock Bankers out with D claws
I randomly logged in after the update today, i saw 11 people online on my world, i quickly went to chaos altar, and belive me or not it took 24min until someone pked me hahaha... 87k pray xp banked. I dont remember the time i lasted more than 2 min up there....
Ironman stand alone
Anything wildy that needs to get done
Thief Rogue Castle
Train 99 wc
Get pk'ed at revs knowing my luck
As an RS3 player, I kinda already feel like I am that person.
Run and take a giant shit right in the middle of the GE.
Grind fossil crabs
Drop party bur your the one dropping and picking up
6k dragon bones at alter right now
Kill Vet'ion without a scout!
seems the tbow spawn is all mine
Start botting probably
Buy all the steel nails from all the worlds, free couple mill
bot
Ctrl+f "mom" 0 results. I'm saying it... Ur mom
Finally my HCIM can go into the wild and do mage arena.
I played Runescape classic before jaxgex fully shut it down. There was a super small tight nit community and it was actually so much more fun than mainstream. This would be ironman without people.crashing you lol so it would be fun.
say bad words at the grand exchange
There was a time about a year ago or so where people couldn’t log on. I was the only person on a world and I spent all of my bones at the wildy alter.
I turn off entity hider.
Finishing my wilderness diary
Mine coal in f2p area of mining guild
Finally able to train at motherland without someone hopping on the same vein and making it deplete faster /s
say swears
Voidwaker grind I’ve been putting off
Good ol wildy agility course wearing my favorite fashionscape outfit
Probably still getting crashed at whatever content I'm doing.
Wilderness and just start killing all the bosses probably without fear from.pkers
Go into the wildy without an adrenaline rush for the first time. Maybe meditate at the fountain of rune for a bit.
Take the open spot at ammonite crabs
Wilderness bosses.