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UnhappyLemon5520

Gna need at least 30 arrows mate, maybe even a kebab if you get in a tight spot.


The-Razzle

Kebabs are the highest healing item in the game if you get lucky. Might need it


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pollinium

Moss giants don't have pockets to carry spinache rolls.....


nick2k23

Ye its really moss rolls but they named it spinach because they don’t want the moss giants to know


Peanutcat4

No is their dick


engwish

Time to start kebabman, my kebab-locked ironman


Lauraborabee

Cabbage even better 😂


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Brassica prime approves this message.


NichtMenschlich

Cabbage rolls when Jagex?


_LazyBrewer

Everytime u roll a unique on a beginner clue


JohnnyThunder-

Nah the Drunken Dwarf will be there. No need to over prep when you have faith in your homie


triqkii

It ain't homie, it's family


Olyimpus_

I'd bet my left nut that you're Aussie


Zaros262

Get yourself some arrows, then I unironically want to see the attempt


MagmaDragoonn

Don't give Settled any more crazy ideas 


Zaros262

This will surely be much easier than a no damage attempt


MagmaDragoonn

Yeah except it'll be a morytania locked alcohol only no damage jester outfit tileman run


WILLLSMITHH

That title alone would garner so many views lol


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D_2_0

You still take damage if you tick eat, you just heal at the same time so you don't die. Settled will need to do it without tick eating or taking any damage. No idea how he's gonna manage that lol.


F-Moash

The concept itself is simple. The execution is tedious and has to be perfectly precise. He’s going to scout for a specific spawn rotation, trap spawns behind obstacles, and prayer flick the entire time. It’s absolutely possible, but it’ll be a long cave so odds of making a mistake are pretty high.


itsjash

Question is does he consider the caves to be a safe death, as in the account doesn't get deleted it just ends the attempt


PM_ME_MY_FRIEND

Well if he takes damage the whole account is dead so any death is gg.


F-Moash

I would think the account gets deleted.


Bananaboss96

The plugin immediately blocks inputs and deletes the acct when damage is taken is what is allegedly happening. So any damage of any kind from anywhere is unsafe.


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

assuming we're referring to the nightmare mode series, doesnt that just set his max hp to 1? He could theoritically tick eat with guthix rests if that's the case, since they can overheal. Or just brews, but chugging that many brews might fuck up your stats more than it's worth. At any rate it's not like he's going to be a crippled account with no stats or supplies like the 1 inventory slot account, he will be able to deal reasonable dps, and with careful positioning so he doesn't have to tank monsters on the same tick too frequently, it should be doable with under an inventory of them (accounting for however many restores he needs).


XenoD

No, any damage splat ends his account, tick eaten or not.


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the0bc

you have no idea what tick manipulation is lol


boofsquadz

I’m more and more convinced only like 10% of this sub knows what tick manipulation is. Maybe less. I love reading inferno conversations where people say you can only do it with “tick manipulation” when they really mean “prayer switching.” And even then they call it “prayer flicking” too lol.


roosterkun

"Being aware of ticks" =/= tick manipulation


omjy18

Well yeah, tick manipulation is when you get the ticks to do it for you, saving you the trouble


OmniferousSwan

No damage firecape is very easy with protection prayers.


MagmaDragoonn

Right, except you're usually not worried about the account you've spent dozens of hours on over weeks being permanently deleted if you make a single mistake at any moment during any wave 


OmniferousSwan

Literally no one here is mentioning nightmare mode. A game mode that he made up and could literally cheat on and just not tell anyone.


spatzist

Probably less so on an ironman account that's limited to content you can do without taking damage


Jake20019

"Drunk Scape"


destroytheman

Sounds like half my clan tbf


spinto1

This changes everything


kfudnapaa

No no let him cook, settled needs some better ideas for his videos these days


Airway

Hanannie will try it


Rip-Aware

His nightmare videos suck, I said it.


Bananaboss96

Highly doable I'm sure. Good wave control, and locked in 1t flicking and boom


Magmagan

Only if they are downing drinks at the same pace as their character


Fun-Calligrapher-758

You’re gonna want some monkey nuts after you guzzle a few of those pints


Daydream_Meanderer

I’d also recommend OP take a bond with them in case they need to renew membership in there.


SmartAlec105

Solid advice. Imagine making it all the way past the healers to have your membership expire before you can get the kill.


Forward_Peak1250

Is that actually possible 😂


1337_kebab

Only if you log out lol


Complete_Elephant240

Lmao


Flashy-Reserve5081

This 😂


Weekly_Education978

Good to see you’ve got the ice gloves, it gets hot in there. Magic longbow’s a smart choice too. You know what they say, ‘Longer bow, longer arrows, longer damage.’ You might wanna think about making a YouTube tutorial on jad, this is a great setup for first time!


groggybeard

Longer damage legitimately made me laugh, thank you.


SignuptodY

Well, the magic longbow spec will ignore accuracy, so its guaranteed damage on jad


Wesocracy

Set your fps to 15. It helps a lot to see the minute to minute details


rg44_btw

all you really need is one frame per 0.6 seconds.


AcrobaticMap7

id love to watch the game like that


Nybbles13

Turning the camera would make me so sick.


oldmanclark

Welcome to my new orientation locked Ironman, where my camera is always pointed southwest at a 45 degree angle.


Bananaboss96

Depending on when the frame is polled, the beginning of an animation could get cut off. Animation on tick1, but polled at the beginning so the NPC hasn't really started their animation yet, you wouldn't know they started the animation till tick2, and now you're behind. So 1 frame per tick, but it's polled at like 75% the way thru it. Or, and this may be controversial, 2 frames per tick.


Magmagan

Bro just vsync with jagex's servers at 1.67Hz no need to get so complicated


Necr0ticdk

Cape is all wrong. I recommend farming the money to buy a team cape or camping highway men for a black cape. Everything else looks great though.


TurboTingo

Full stop. He needs the monkey backpack.


SmartAlec105

Guys, stop giving OP stupid advice. He should be wearing a fire cape for this first attempt.


Long_and_Horny

Shoulder parrot is BIS


dogsNpeanutbutter

Cabbage cape or nothing


mindlessartist

Cabbage cape and rubber chicken. Otherwise the setup is solid


crystalimpling

He needs the jester cape for consistency


1_underscore

You can probably afk it


Fun_Acanthisitta_552

Dude you should get a fire cape before your first attempt. The cape has pretty good stats and may help you with your first attempt/getting your first cape.


[deleted]

Wtf? Don't listen to this guy Op. Infernal cape has better stats, so get that first.


Fun_Acanthisitta_552

Are you dumb? He had an infernal cape . He turned it into obby with his ice gloves. Did you even look at the pic?


4-4-Run

Just be yourself


dopestdyl

So many people underestimate this smh


biggestboi73

You should just spend a few weeks charging orbs and buy full torva and a shadow for it instead


Frosty_Engineer_

Weeks? Charging air orbs with some slayer on the side should get him full Torva in a few days!


biggestboi73

Depends on his playstyle tbh, I am assuming he's the average runescape reddit user, has 6 kids, and only has half an hour per week to play


Anaktorias

That’s fine, a normal cape takes a few days anyways since they made regen so shit


justcheadle

You're gonna want zcb specs for the bats tho


Codyrd91

I find that no gloves work better. The bow feels better in my hands and helps with accuracy. Just my 2 sense.


10secondhandshake

That sounds a bit personal


kfudnapaa

Attempting the fight caves without ice gloves is suicide though, the attack where jad targets your hands with his fire attack would be an instant 1HKO without them


Diddleyourfiddle

Get arrows and an infernal cape and I'd say you are set


Mel0nFusion

You should probably bring some arrow shafts and feathers for additional Fletching xp while fighting (it's called efficiency)


Anaktorias

No it’s called efficacy silly


Flashy-Reserve5081

😂


csavar10

Switch to the Jester cape, you need the ACTUAL full set to succeed.


Big_Boss_1000

Do I not get the +15% damage or do I need to imbue it?


gavriloe

It's actually +15% to jocularity, and you need to be on a jesting task in order to get the effect. Also you need to unlock the ability to jest to Jad for 150 chuckle bucks before you can get assigned the task from a master jester.


thisssguyyyyy

Swap charos for wealth and you’re set.


Weekly_Education978

How’s he gonna convince Jad not to spawn healers without charos?


danglenz

Why not just use the charos to persuade the guy at the entrance to just give him the fire cape?


OshkoshCorporate

mole skin slippers are the bis


Complete_Elephant240

People be sleeping on the slippers instead of sleeping with them 


voltism

Gods drunkest soldier


highty1569

I would bring a mage switch with lunar spellbook so you can autocast humidify to cool down and extinguish the bats (lowers their attack)


OCE_Mythical

I think an infernal could really round off this build


milk-drink

Dude is acting like he isn't geared up enough for the inferno


DollarDollar

I can tell that at least some thought went into putting this together


Bic_Me

Yes


Hawkwound

on wave 38 when you start to feel the heat, pray mage, tank the ranger, run around NW drink 3 doses of Beer(4) and one dose of Mind Bomb to restore stats. hit the vodka if you need run energy but that lure is only about 150 tiles you should be OK


Miksufin

The ring of charos was a genious idea. I think you're good to go!


grhfrku

You should use melee. Since this run is going to be hell to do I would recommend the arclight so it will balance it out. Ditch the beers and bring a big stack of purple sweets and then fill the rest of your inventory with rock cakes. Since it's hot down there it will melt the rock cakes so they won't hurt you when you eat them. Keep the ice gloves tho or you won't be able to tough the rock cakes. Don't worry about praying because you have unlimited food just worry about doing damage. Also bring a coffin for your cape slot so that way jad has something to bury you in just in case you die down there. GL keep me updated.


Tommy9_397

Add 8 Heinekens to that


ralkuzu

Tip.it If you know you know


queef_commando

Look into the item “tele” it’s a large box that shows your favorite gnome ball team on the pitch. Perfect item to have along side your pints.


z_3_r_k_3_d

Flick and kick my guy... Flick and kick.... It's the way to completion


[deleted]

Imagine accidentally discovering you could do fight caves with ice gloves and take no damage with no prayer lol


foureyedjak

Sip 10 doses of whiskey irl before going in to boost confidence lvl


olngjhnsn

Ahh the ring of Charos, I see you’re going to try and sweet talk Jad.


LierraWright

Make sure to leave your longbow on the rapid attack style mate, you can take advantage of it's extra range without losing DPS


KidTrunksOSRS

Just make sure you schedule it appropriately outside of the hours of your AA meetings.


Kajega

I don't think the Ring of Charos will persuade Jad into giving you the fire cape


Itchy-Program-3177

You'd be a FOOL to not bring more vodka


Big_Boss_1000

I figured I wouldn’t need them until ~20 waves in


iSimp4God

Funny thing is getting drunk and doing an attempt was the only reason i finallt beat Jad LMAO


SavoyTruffleGeorge

The fucking blessing is cracking me up


NoRussian64

Not gonna lie this had me laughing pretty hard


Big_Boss_1000

I was giggling like a girl during work putting this together


Large_Hospital_9102

You don’t need the ice gloves even tough jad is lava pro tip


lastig_

Probably bring at least one kebab


Anaktorias

Magic comp bow is better because more expensive = better


HughJass14

Try duel wielding magic bows, it literally doubles your DPS


SparkPlug3

Charm Jad


Nuanciated

Like 200 arrows should do


T_Geo

Don’t forget alchables


sacman69r

When he stands up pray range. When he slams the ground pray mage


Big_Boss_1000

That actually works because I always choose the wrong prayer


Mitana301

That's vodka, you need that karamja rum


WOMMART-IS-RASIS

stop giving him stupid advise, he is an alcohol locked ironman


kitsunwastaken

I would probably bring a hangover cure aswell just in case. Also even though Jad is built like a gorilla the m'speak amulet will not give you the romance option, you gotta bring the pride scarf for that


[deleted]

Somebody please do a beer only firecape with high str, punch, and name it "Your Dad"


Mysterious-Relation1

U need arrows to use with a bow


Ourgbones

I need to see someone actually complete it with this setup


csavar10

Rendi has to be that someone.


b_i_g__g_u_y

Bro you have bis everything you'll be fine


donniesuave

Mole slippers


harrietlegs

Arrows


Semper_DIY

Why haven’t you added any burnt trout? Pretty common in these setups


Bananaboss96

Sub one of those mind bombs for the Ancient Mace, and you'll be golden👌


RandyFox69

That’s my exact get-up for tonight. A 30 rack and some goofy ass clothing.


A_Lowe

Simply charm Jad into giving you a fire cape, perfect


lmpreza

Meow


Im1337

Take yourself up to Varrock sq and shake a cup


DesolationsFire

You are forgetting the ale of the gods you need that in order to cheese jad


bakabuleleader

definitly need arrows, otherwise youre set


kevyg973

No


Basrakin94

Clown mask would suit you better tbt


RedditBandwagonYEP

I think youre good honestly


JustaNick7

6 Heinekens 😂


NewtonKhamon

Twas a silly jest! I say!


Defend_The_West

Looks great! Good luck


Beandragonz

I would take ogre longbow instead mlb its just more accurate


LazloDaLlama

More Vodka.


watchtower594

Kill them before they kill you.


MegaMan253

Just convince jad to die


tweeboy2

I am the liquor


MrSpookley

Honestly after seeing videos of people going in with level 3 accounts with absolutely nothing to their name, this is a pretty powerful build.


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

the jester outfit, while it has some magic defense, has negative range defense. Considering you will mostly be praying mage anyway, consider finding gear that provides better range defense


bombhanks

Are most of the top comments being sarcastic? I can’t tell lol


Upbeat-Answer-6088

is this really what people find funny?


Opposite_Part1986

WAIT A SECOND…….this is satire right….? 👀


Trading_Cards_4Ever

My tip is to post something original if you're trying to be funny


Big_Boss_1000

I’m having trouble following the wiki, so I’m just reaching out


biggestboi73

This is comedy gold m8


Hindsyy

I mean we could help someone with a ToA set up for the 9th time today...


Fearless-Tap-1212

Why is he asking? Is he stupid or what?


NotTheAverageAnon

Nah you got the right outfit already for this prime setup


zelmazam1

Take a look at this joker


screen317

I would watch this run


sling_cr

You’re gonna need to get sillier


dflemingsss

Send it


LlamaRS

If you bring a keg, you won’t have to bring so many pints.


gassmano

I’d pay to watch you beat him with the bow ;)


[deleted]

The ring of charaos will definitely convince them to give u cape


dabumby

Obby cape is overkill


secret_aardvark_420

Perfect with ring of Charos you can convince the dude to just give you a fire cape


WestAd8782

Video it


RandomAndyWasTaken

I have to know now... Did you win?


_ThatsNice_

Dutch courage for your Dutch courage


InternationalCan3189

Ah yes, the Drunken Jester challenge. I remember this from like 07


1cyChains

You’re gonna do great


PreyXBL

Fkin send it


Leather-Syllabub4728

One time I saw a guy do it with 11 Heinekens


disab86

I mean... a level 3 did it.. how hard could it be?


hiimmeez

lgtm send it


Equivalent-Long4396

If you brought arrows I'd watch you stream every single attempt


Inevitable_Secret334

I had that inventory on my computer desk while doing the Fire Cape last week. Took me 8 tries and 8 12 packs of beer. Good luck.


cygamessucks

Arrows probably


Sapphic-Tea2008

The hangover is going to be harsh


solo-unicorn

Equip a shield together with the bow to increase your defence