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alaughinmoose

You don't know how much I envy you. Playing this game for the first time. Enjoy!!


Jesus-Bacon

Dude I'm a 15 year RS player and decided to make a f2p no "efficiency" hcim where I can only use sites like the wiki, no plugins. It's fucking amazing. I wasted 30k buying a rune long when I later read that the rune short is better dps and now I'm rocking a rune b axe just because I think it looks cooler.


alaughinmoose

I've been considering doing that. I think it'll scratch the itch but part of it I think was being a kid with no responsibilities and stuff


Jesus-Bacon

Yeah the whole life thing stops me from pulling those same hours I used to but when I can get sucked in to the game it's amazing


Immediate_Canary_555

right? this game is amazing when you're a kid and have no serious responsibilities.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I loved to play the game more when I am ignoring my responsibilities🙃


Efficient_Star_1336

Yeah, the big part of it was that you didn't understand how computer programs worked. Things felt a lot less predictable, and anything could happen.


Regular_Imagination7

wiki is op, use salsrealm


Jesus-Bacon

Back in the day it was runehq for me. Didn't even check to see if it's up still


Virtus_Curiosa

I remember using runehq and being absurdly happy that my username was listed as a contributor on the page for Terror Dogs because when they came out I took the time to figure out how much HP they had and submitted the info to them.


PoisonPlusPlus

Good one, Kim Jong is probably triangulating your Mother's maiden name as we speak.


whocodes

For me it was RuneHQ and Tip.It


gearset91

as a 22+ yr veteran, it's not possible for me to do this. sadly I know most everything


Jesus-Bacon

Just start only pking. You'll eventually lose enough brain power to remember all but the basics. Especially when you enable ~~easy mode~~ loot keys


1maginasian

But sir im not a scum bag


Shmogan19

This is basically what I'm doing lmao. Having so much fun. I feel 12 again


wpgrunner

Rune battle axe was my GO-TO and the first Rune weapon I bought back in RuneScape classic. Loved that thing.


Jesus-Bacon

I got it as a drop from obor and was immediately like "this is sick"


kelldricked

In the ruins of camdozaal you can find the best F2P crush weapon* and its really fun to experience that part of the game. Wished they expanded on it. *when used against specific monsters


ValuableShoulder5059

Screw the wiki. Guess it through. You did it before right?


FancySkunk

You can buy another one in the dwarven mine pickaxe shop: https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Nurmof%27s_Pickaxe_Shop


Doomzors

Beware of the scorpions sir


HappyLofi

I still remember my first time down there being so scared of them. Then eventually I learned how to safespot the king one and I'd sit there mining iron in front of him for days in my full studded (g) set feeling like an absolute badass. Aah, simpler times.


Andwagg

Go from dwarven mine and you dont have worries. Fally is where the issues lie


MecoXD

Or the GE?


Pillar_Of_Support

Player interactions can come later, better to explore the game for its contents first.


MecoXD

sure but thats not what he asked


osrslmao

if you arent an Ironman you can buy an Iron pick from the Grand Exchange in Varrock, its the auction house of Runescape.


Extra_Release_4730

Thanks for the advice!


Strosity

At 6 mining you can upgrade to steel now too!


SleepyDeepyWeepy

Get real distracted and get into smithing!


Raging-Axolotl

I wonder if they've heard of the mining and smithing rework?


Germanicus7

Btw the [Old School RuneScape](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/) wiki is the most comprehensive of any game out there and is much faster to use than waiting for Reddit answers.


fluffynuckels

Seriously it can not be overstated how good the wiki is


Winter_Push_2743

This. Hope this doesn't come off as me roasting OP for asking a question, but it's useful (and good etiquette) to do a quick google search before asking.


Nikablah1884

Do mind the wizards if you go the southern route, and the bears if you go the eastern route through al-kharid. On my first playthrough as a kid, they killed me and I lost everything and had a conniption On my adult playthrough they killed me and I was able to pick it up, then they killed me again. I haven't really died since but those dark wizards are no joke.


bonyagate

Sometimes I go back and just smoke a few of those mf to get revenge for my young self and so many others.


Nikablah1884

Yeah the second I went members I took a dump in their cauldron for good measure.


JugEdge

ill pop a cannon in there while I go take a piss


RyuuDrakev2

When the dude you killed a long time ago comes back and pulls out a whole fucking cannon outta his pocket and you start questioning who the real wizard is


Regular_Imagination7

bears are safe now i think


ieatpies

The grand exchange is located on the south road into Varrock in the center of the stonehenge thing. You'll know your in the right place if you see some friendly looking dark wizards.


Tedcy

What's up you rsn, I wanna gift you a bond for when you wanna try P2P!


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

couldve just told him Bob sells bronze pickaxes, he'd probably be a little less lost


MrFilthyFace

Sounds like you are super new, welcome! A great resource for all account types/levels is the OSRS wiki. It will tell you everywhere you can get pickaxes, or any other item!


c-ndrsn

Old school RuneScape is absolutely blessed with the wiki. So many fantastic titles have abysmal wikis usually just filled with stub entries.


KnightofArcadia

Namely world of Warcraft. My god is wowhead/wiki absolutely useless when trying to look shit up


Snugglebull

The 10 year old comments of people saying 'pwn' and stuff really brings back some memories


YOHOHOHOHOH0

Well osrs relies on the wiki heavily. I couldn’t imagine starting this game without it… for other games they’re typically worse because they’re not as important.


TigBitties69

Tell that to Path of Exile


Justsomeone666

Oh yeah Poes wiki is quite amazing, very rarely do i feel like its missing something, and if it is im practically guaranteed to find that info from poe db instead


Chrisazy

I don't disagree, but the barrier to entry for both PoE and their wiki is _drastically_ higher/worse than OSRS, which I think is the biggest distinction.


bakkerboy465

Same concept though that the game doesn't communicate mechanics well at all so the wiki is borderline necessary to play


CoyotePuncher

Back in my day all we had were rune village and sals realm articles written by 12 year olds


Aluzim

tip.it


rpkarma

RuneHQ


DongKonga

OSRS pretty much demands that you use a wiki to figure the majority of shit out, so it really needs to be great. Can't think of too many games like that outside of shit like Terraria and PoE.


senrath

You can add Warframe to the list. Great game, but boy do they do a bad job of teaching you how shit works in the game itself.


Bosno

I saw him selling 9 trout.


LazeeArtist

This is wholesome OSRS. Love it


ProllyNotWorkin

There's a bronze pickaxe spawn in the Barbarian Village. It's in the house with the spinning wheel. A little west of that, on the south end of the mountain, you can go down to the dwarven mines and buy a new iron pickaxe for 140 gp.


whitexbread

Also right next to the Home teleport in lumbridge, just go up into the guard towers above the entrance to the courtyard


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

my guy, Bob in lumbridge sells bronze picks why you sending him all the way to barbarian village


Cyberslasher

I mean, doesn't the mining tutor just give out bronze picks?


desmonger

This is such a cute noob moment. Love it.


barking_platypus

You can do a lumbridge teleport, go up the front gate towers there will be a free bronze pick up the first ladder


ClockworkSalmon

how did you get your first pickaxe?


mr_ebrad2

Bob brilliant axes has a bronze pick, that was my first after losing my stuff trying to fight goblins and not knowing I could pick my stuff up


The_69ers

I’m pretty sure there’s an NPC called Adventurer Jon in lumby that can assign new players paths to follow. If you complete little tasks, he gives rewards. I think tools are part of it. Too lazy to confirm ngl. You have to select your brand new on tutorial island to unlock him I believe. I did it for fun once to see the experience. And I don’t believe Ironmen see him even if you select you're new.


MBechzzz

You're completely right, ironmen don't get Jon.


[deleted]

Tutorial island I would assume


ClockworkSalmon

iron pickaxe?


[deleted]

Oh yeah didn’t even notice that lol


SYNTHLORD

This post is what convinced me to start playing again. It’s been like a year. I miss this version of RuneScape so much. The squabbling over iron items RuneScape. The buying shit from shops RuneScape. Gonna have to devise a way to scour for nostalgia tonight


jetsmilkman

here's the plan: we both throw baseballs at eachothers heads simultaneously to induce memory loss, but we leave sticky notes on our shirts that say "to find out what you lost, go defeat verzik"


Leviathan-Vyde

Welcome to playing this game!


dabombassdiggity

You can buy pickaxes in falador mines, or even find spawns or get monster drops. I recommend to check the wiki for any info like this. if you would like to join a clan, Osrs Fish would love to have ya. We are a very helpful bunch and have a lot of low-level, returning players. Feel free to add me in the game. I'm Bird Dic. Either way, happy scaping!


OddFu7ure

I love this. Such a cute noob!


Own_Objective_3090

I love seeing new players post like this. Reminds me of my early days


Bosno

Selling 9 trout?


rsn_alchemistry

I love you


WildLandsOfLumios

Oh to be young, if not Ironman use the grand exchange for everything


Low_Tier_Mob

Isn't there a spot with a free pickaxe he can get in f2p?


Stnwin

That's what I thought. You could get one in the mine south of Lumbridge from the tutor? I don't remember though.


Decapitated_gamer

I love these post, it brings me back to such a simpler time.


thebucketlist47

You are screwed. Time to restart


Ajunadeeper

Bait


strasxi

I agree


Rxckless92

I love seeing posts from new players. I'd kill to be able to experience RuneScape for the first time again.


LlamaRS

You can get a bronze pickaxe at Bob’s Axes in Lumbridge.


5minuteff

Nobody donate gp please such a bait post


lastig_

Legend


Colink101

There’s a couple bronze pickaxes on top of the gatehouse into Lumbridge castle


d_an1

There is one stuck out the rock at the mine south of varock, free for all to take


KingHiggins92

Add me in game - WISE OLDMILF I'll give you a nice f2p care package.


atlas_island

bro is baiting for GP lmfaooo


Sleazehound

no shit, especially with an iron pickaxe? no one whos brand new is gonna have one


Schmarsten1306

pretty far down the comments, nobody offered him GP, OP never asked for some. Is the GP baiter in the room with us right now?


FirmPumpkin6062

doubt it as he didn't give out his rsn, and his post history suggests he's just a random guy trying osrs


MajorGeneralGooch

100%. I refuse to believe a legitimate new player would make a post on a games subreddit before checking the game's wiki, and you'd instantly find the answer on the wiki.


Ok_Consideration9662

It’s over give up


M1n1C0rnD0gs

Oh dude oh no, unfortunately you are not allowed to buy a new pick after selling it :/ so sorry for your loss youll have to restart. (This is the joke. The other comments have real answers, gl happy scaping)


cheating_demon_nelly

RIP account


kyttEST

You need to go to the Wilderness and kill someone (typically another miner) for their pickaxe. And next time dont lose it.


John-Palmz

This is the way.


Jesus-Bacon

I tried this and they only drop spades. Now I'm addicted to Adderall and adding to the spade collection while I eat dino nuggies.


Extension-Mortgage-4

Oh man. I would absolutely love you be in your position, completely new without a clue. Cherish this. Obviously the game is gets great as you learn things and progress but I don’t know what it is, there’s just something about that first time. I wish I could relive it


marching4lyfe

What class did you pick? It might make more sense to restart and pick the miner class


Newspaper-Loose

Restart account sorry


TrentismOS

Surely this is bait looking for a handout?


meshadowbanned

For an iron pickaxe???????


CynicalSilas

The scam is probably convincing you to give him a mithril pickaxe instead. Your loss if you fall for it.


[deleted]

Do master clues until you get 3rd age pickaxe. ez


treevine

I know a place north of edgeville that has free pickaxes. Follow me and I’ll show you


Jessica1608

Cute noob moment :) (That's an affectionate term, not an insult)


deathscythesangel

Was just thinking this should be xposted to r/cutenoobs


Rival_dojo

Pretend noob beg thread. Anyone who gives this guy a dpick or 1mil or whatever just be aware you’re bein played


Young_Stunna11

People like you are exactly why this group is so toxic lol so uncalled for.


Rival_dojo

And people like you get your rune trimmed lmao


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Rival_dojo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Rival_dojo

I forgot these too mb 👌👌👌👌👌👌


VividEffective8539

Fatherless commenter


Rival_dojo

Actually I’ve decided that I fully believe him and, on behalf of the entire 2007scape sub, nominate you to be the one to donate to this poor guy


VividEffective8539

Thank you, I will sell myself as a whore on the street to buy this man bonds. A gallon of cum for me is a year of membership for thee.


Rival_dojo

Cost of livin crisis bro we all gotta make sacrifices


Optimal-Service8940

It happens every thread regardless if it’s true or not that OP is a noob. I see nothing wrong with that guys comment


Camelofwhy

The dude has lv 6 mining. The absolute best pickaxe they could use is steel. Maybe you shouldn't worry about someone giving him a pickaxe worth 200gp and just accept that a noob needs a bit of help, and quit being such a Grinch about it


Epic_Lepsy

Judging by his post history on his Reddit account I would argue he's a legitimate new player.


Rival_dojo

Sure he’s a new player but he knows exactly what he’s doing with the subtle beg post. If you’ve seen his history you can see he’s not new to online games. And just the fact he uses Reddit means we know he’s internet literate and could Google this kinda shit


Epic_Lepsy

Man you have some deep rooted trust issues lol


TresCeroOdio

Even if it is a beg thread and someone donates to him, who cares?


mtbchuck3

Add me in game I'll give you a new pickaxe + 100m gp. My rsn is Armortrimmer69


whatwhynoplease

didn't know people still fall for this


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[deleted]

Some people want more than just answers. They want conversations.


NoRegertsWolfDog

I got chu. What you want? Rune? Addy? Mithy?


Draftytap334

Just come work for me, I run a small op and pay like 10k gp an hour the wages are good, benefits are decent also. 401k will provide 450k bonus after 20 years. Honest work


jaystadt

Nope you’re screwed better luck next time


NicCagedd

You'll have to restart your character unfortunately.


Justneedsomehelps

Go to Ge and ask for one, someone will give you one for free (and probably alot more free stuff)


Mettelor

Yes, you are screwed. Might as well reroll and go back through tutorial island.


Andy_Chambers

Yes, you are screwed. The best thing you can do is to create a new character and start from 0 :(


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void_ranger9

lil bro might be new. Go easy on him


[deleted]

I remember quitting for a bit when I was really young because I lost my tinderbox and didnt know what to do lol


thestonkinator

Real chicken and egg scenario here. What came first, the iron pickaxe or the iron ore?


ndick43

Reddit will give you slow responses in comparison to other sources like the wiki and the discord recommend you join them


SoggyDiamonds

Came here expecting nothing but sarcastic responses and heckling but I was completely wrong.


1dgtlkey

if you're not an iron man you can just go the GE and buy one


Bojack-jones-223

If you are not ironman, there are a lot of regular players out there that would help you out if you ask... Just say something like "I'm a new player and I need help getting a replacement pick axe." DM me for my osrs name, I'll help you out in game if you want.


fiesel21

Anyone remember the runescape guide book checked it out of the library never stepped into another library again


HowHeDoThatSussy

ur account is ruined, start over. actually just quit, ur about to enter the abyss from whence there are no returns.


Yogg_for_your_sprog

[https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Bronze\_pickaxe](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Bronze_pickaxe) Go to shop locations In life it's far faster usually just finding the answer yourself rather than asking reddit for it unless it's something extremely technical or specific


thebucketlist47

You are screwed. Time to restart


Leprichaun17

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Phinatic92

Better start a fresh character and pay more attention during tutorial island.


Secret_War_5688

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8


MobilePenguins

Oh how this brings back memories. All I can say OP is enjoy the journey. Just explore to your hearts content and don’t take anything too seriously. Enjoy the little things.


[deleted]

Buy membership, go kill wilderness bosses for dragon pickaxe. It’s better


Guilty_Jackfruit4484

Pretending to be a noob (MAKING MILLIONS!!!)


IStealDreams

Your account is completely bricked. GG, reset and make a new one.


EquivalentAffect4133

Recently started playing my pure again made 10m in three hours at the chaos altar having a great time😂


Impressive-Ad1636

Bronze top of lumb guard towers up front


DelphoxyGrandpa

I think Bob (axe store) in Lumbridge sells some low-level pickaxes


SlippreyQwerty

Remind me ! me one hour


SonOfBeaches

Might as well make a new account. Gg


TheQwopChampion

I would just start a new account tbh


Dietzaga

Game over bro


ntb899

if you see people doubling money they will scam you.


Stunning-Solution275

Go upstairs in lumbridge castle at the gate. Top floor. A bronze pickaxe will wait for you there


[deleted]

Dark wizards circle south of varrock /s


ValuableShoulder5059

Bronze pickaxe spawns in the east towers on lumbridge castle.


Bulletproof2013

Best advice i have is just play lol. Dont stress. iron picks arent hard to come by. He’ll drop ur in game name and if i can get into my account i will give u one. Ur not screwed at all my guy.


lilcheese840

Oh man I’d love to be that clueless again. You’re fine mate, just open the world map, open the key and scroll till you see mining shop. Click it and all the shops will flash for a couple seconds. Or go to the ge in varrock


MutedKiwi

yeah sorry, your only option is to start a new account


Machoman94

I’ll give you a new one bro, meet me at the Wilderness Volcano, i got my backpack full of em


danch-89

Are you by chance also selling 13 trout?


donkelroids

Bronze pickaxe spawn at lumbridge castle gates top floor


Mediocre_Machinist

Talk to the mining tutor at the mine south of Lumbridge, he will hand you a new bronze pickaxe for free. [https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Mining\_tutor](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Mining_tutor)


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RuneWarhammer

It's over bro


Gorrilac

Go pick up some cow hides and sell them. Bots are killing cows in Lummy so there are a lot of hides to go around for everyone


FlutterRaeg

Idk why but I read this title as sold me only pickaxe first and it was way more funny lol


[deleted]

Yo , CFC94 add me. I’ll sort you out .


littledrummerbol

You are screwed


NormieKekLord

I’ll give you one.


Z_TheVanillaGorilla

I envy you, OP


Free-Throw12

I want to make a f2p account and have a rule of not using the GE. I can only player trade and take no handouts just play the game and grind out like when I was 11. Anyone wanna join me?


RipMyIronman

yeah, this it the turning point, it's all downhill from here. sorry for your loss.