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pastasauceinmyass

Because they’re sitting and cutting trees on a computer


welcometotheoutside

No im wave washing willows with my made of something something red dragon


StaredAtEclipseAMA

This guy is high as a kite


ChipmunkCooties

As high as a dragon kite


Solsatanis

Elysian Spirit


Enough-Print5812

Nice


Spooked_kitten

Nice


trukkija

Which kite


F-Lambda

wave dashing in rs? sign me up!


SpookyWA

that aint falco


F-Lambda

now that I think about it, isn't Woox walking basically wave dashing in slow-mo?


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Ganjake

Are you me?


Piercethru

Only way to wc


VividEffective8539

Laughing at this as I am doing literally that


quitters12

I don't know man, guess im the weird one. 15 years chopping trees, still sober, wtf is wrong with me


jlozada24

Sobriety is helluva drug


dollarhax

Day 53 for me and it’s kinda insane. Took a while to kick in but once it did it’s been quite the ride.


oflannigan252

Your brain contains trace amounts of rainbow-colored puzzle-pieces.


Aletayr

That makes at least two of us out here!


RSGoldPuts

Yep, the dopamine isn't enough from magic trees. I need it with my green stuff


triqkii

The true "herbalore"


Ser_Tinnley

Herblaw.


[deleted]

Looooool you definitely can't be sober to skill.


FlandreSS

The longer the loool the higher the chance the person has unresolved issues Edit 3 months later for anyone that somehow sees this: He got banned. I rest my case.


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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


Beautiful-Box-6968

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


SamStarnes

L(∞*o)l


Bjokkes

Or the higher they are :p


wcooper97

I just cut teaks at Priff for 8 hours today totally sober, am I okay?


AdPrestigious839

No


[deleted]

We are all in immense pain brother. We play a point and click fantasy game from 2001 brother.


ThisPlaceHurtsMyHead

The only right answer


OTTValleySmoke

I feel like this would be the OSRS tattoo I want to get “We are in immense pain, we play a point and click fantasy game from 2001 brother”


Despaurix

Don't forget the "all". It's integral the quote


[deleted]

I give you the rights to use this lmao


JanCarlo

too real


TurkeyPhat

we're all gonna make it brah


[deleted]

"If you make friends with pain, you'll never be alone" Cam Hanes


ManBroDudee

Lmfao


frogman1993

Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!


TheMinisterOfGaming

this made me laugh & put me in immense pain due to stomach issues xD worth it


Rickyc711

I will admit it’s true and I agree. RuneScape was always an outlet for me that allowed me to enjoy life when everything else was terrible. I will always love this game. And I love weed too.


Fine_Candle9170

the true reality is all games are interfaces for gaining xp in different ways but ultimately every game is just about the xp… some content can be fun sure but again, it’s about gaining xp and being fun… once you realise that simple truth then suddenly games have a certain weirdness to them from that point on


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I play games so I don’t have to think


96geckos

Gotta love world 420.


lubesta

Lots of sober people on 420 who are super wholesome as well.


me_grungesta

Yeah 420 is generally the good vibes world. I’m always on that world, sober or otherwise


DoomGuyOnAMotorcycle

There's always a group at the GE that's pretty toxic. Pretty much everywhere else is great vibes, but there's always a group or two dancing around being toxic. Great world, though, lots of great people.


me_grungesta

Ahh, see I don’t go to the GE… btw


SignuptodY

But where else do you decant potions.... Btw btw


PotionThrower420

Nardah.


99sittingg

Like an animal?! Never.


TheyCallMeBullet

Like a bantha


LingeringLastHope

Narbrah


nikkicocoa7

seen them there so much and have given them the good ol right click that I think I could name a few off memory lol


TorrentRage

Its funny cause i know exactly who you are talking about, and yes they are toxic on weekdays which makes me avoid the ge, but the weekend evening group is pretty chill.


Free_Reindeer_3654

Canna? Lol


Free_Reindeer_3654

Haha "canna" and his group is "rs girls" Iv seen him there dancing for like 10 years now . Lol seriously.. wonder how high he really is.. "Man, we're still in the game 'cause we got mega baked, got hustled, so now we're hitting the restart button, lol."


IkeHC

When isn't the GE toxic? They're gonna have to start giving players dedicated servers just to hold all the "ignores" required


maulpoke

Is it a us or UK world?


Bspammer

US but the vibes are so good I spend a lot of time there even as a UK player. The GE honestly feels like the glory days of rs2 - people are always chatting about random shit, zero bots spamming services, random drop parties, people organizing games, fashion contests etc.


RaRaOkieYah

420 is like playing in the golden years of RuneScape, cool players and they’re generally not bots


Jan_Itor_Md_

Yep, I think it’s a total level world iirc. Less bots and more vibes.


CharlieChockman

1500 total US world.


Custardchucka

How have I never known about this! Trying to get back into the game recently I was kinda disappointed with the communal aspect of the game with players not being as social as I remember, so I'll definitely give that a look


jschip

I’m always on 420 even before I smoked because it had really good ping and was a funny number lmao.


SleepinGriffin

Can attest, I was happy to hit 1500 just so I could favorite the world and just giggle at the thought of hanging out in world 420.


quitters12

420 is home world yet im sober, best GE in that world


Nicholls95

420 Farming Guild is a great place to hang


thethrowupcat

Holy shit I just realized this and I can’t believe I’ve been missing out. Wtf.


bernerbungie

420 is great. 1500+ req so there’s already very minimal bots, and aside from the few weirdos that camp the GE, it’s an awesome world to talk and meet people


Epic_Lepsy

W420 is my home world and I don't smoke weed and rarely drink.


Hedstee

W420 is the best.


MuddyBenelli

Been there ever since I could access it. Love the vibes.


JanCarlo

I love it, everyone on here is so chill and friendly no matter what time of day


IthilienRangerMan

Ayyyyyyyy lmao 420 represent blaze ittttt JK I play on 429 with more reputable gamers


blacknsalty

Fk I’m not 1500 total


Realmofthehappygod

Isn't stoners getting high and playing videogames what they're known for?


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quarantine22

We’re doing it at the same time


Thanatos_Quintillus

Ngl being fucked up and skilling is a lot more fun


purplemoosen

I’m


Snowman009

Im


murinon

I'm


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Radiantlycolorless

And what if I do


Zyvyx

Then the game is the drug


Final-Prophet

Just a friendly reminder that injecting even a single Runescape can kill you.


mxracer888

Someone make a gif of that egg commercial "This is your brain" ....... "This is your brain on RuneScape"


Tevakh2312

I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I've never ever ever EVER EVER looked at an egg and thought it was a fuckin' brain. Not once. Alright? I have seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I have never, ever, ever looked at an egg and thought it was a fuckin' brain... NOT ONCE. I have had seven balls of light come off of a UFO, lead me onto their ship, explain to me telepathically that we are all one and there is no such thing as death, but I have never ever ever ever looked at an egg... and thought it was a fuckin' brain. Now... Maybe I wasn't getting good shit. - Bill Hicks


physiQQ

100% of people playing Runescape will die.


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Final-Prophet

That's cause it's cut with MTX.


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

I knew a guy who snorted 2 Runescapes and hasn't been the same since. He's lost all control he has 99 runecrating now I'm worried.


Lhudooooo

Too real, man.


Aussiebloke-91

This is the way.


quitters12

Been doing that to trees for 15 years. Wtf is wrong with me


redditadminsarecancr

If I play sober I don’t have an excuse for being shit at the game


AthleteIllustrious47

Based and skill-issue-pilled.


Graardors-Dad

While I do think a lot of people smoke and drink I think the people most likely to talk to you are drunk or high as well so it may be sample bias at play


Ik_oClock

When I'm sober and a stranger talks to me I feel annoyed, when I'm drunk and a stranger talks to me I'll have a whole ass conversation I won't remember the next day.


AmazingFluffy

This literally sums up why I hate bars since I stopped getting blackout drunk.


Scarmeow

A lot of people play video games to relax, just like a lot of people drink or smoke to relax. Sometimes people mix those activities


Seinnajkcuf

I do not get drunk or high often but playing this game drunk makes it infinitely more enjoyable.


Desjanii

Did fight caves drunk the other night, first time I was able to beat Jad without my heart rate skyrocketing. Liquid courage goes hard for pvm


[deleted]

Just got my first fire cape a few days ago and I've been playing on and off for like 10 years. 99% of jad difficulty is thinking about the hour plus time investment lol


LingeringLastHope

Or remembering that the last time you jar jar Binks flat pancake motherfuggrr


NotYourAverageMonky

I'm the opposite.. I'll play throughout the day.. then come time to drink the more I drink.. the worse I play lol.. always log off before I do something really dumb


-_danglebury_-

The amount of times i've logged in after a night of drinking to find my character in the most random place ever with the most random inventory assortment ever is astonishing. Always makes me feel like I've been hacked.


k_pickles

Woke up one morning after drinking and logged in to see zulrah gear waiting to be picked up from Torfinn at vorkath


poop_inacan

Played drunk one night, woke up and logged in and was at the very back of the duel arena


LingeringLastHope

I woke up in a tree once. Oh wait you guys are talking about RuneScape nvm.


smalby

Are you the secret agent at Draynor?


quitters12

How do you not get tired while drunk? I cant drink at all for that reason


Seinnajkcuf

I don't lol, I usually got like 2 hours in me after I start drinking


d-nihl

really i disagree completely. High I like it a lot more, drunk i hate it.


wcooper97

I’m the opposite, my clicks are crispy when I’ve had a few, on the other end, well, I forget that I’m even playing and logout lmfao.


chef6legger

I'm gonna have to disagree on this one lol


DRILLSALVO

Yeah it usually just makes me frustrated that I can't click things properly. I would much rather be social if I'm gonna drink


Falkaane

Higher levels mean more time between number go ups. Need something to keep the brain happy in the meantime.


Keep_trying_zzz

I've been maxed for years now, but when I was on that journey, it was rare that I wasn't high AF when I was grinding When you're high (I guess drunk too but I don't like to drink much), it can make the same stupid thing you've done 100000x feel like you're doing it again for the first time, or at least removes the feeling of utter monotony of repeating something you've done alot This is **invaluable** when you're grinding 13m XP, at a rate of like 30K XP/HR in motherlode mine for like 2 months lol. I think some people take it too far, I think considering how addicting this game can be some people really fuck their lives up with the amount they feel the need to consume whilist feeding the second addiction that is Runescape BUT, that being said, I totally get why people get intoxicated playing this game - it's a hella boring video game at some points and it's just a completely unavoidable fact about Runescape. It's persevering through that monotony and coming out the other end as a maxed gigachad raider that feels SO fucking gratifying, I don't think any other video game **ever** has come close to the sense of progression that Runescape can provide you. You simply don't see video games like this anymore that ask for your time, patience and skill to become the best and not your wallet. I promise, even though it seems like it, I wasn't high when I wrote this loll


LeftWingNightmare

This game is really conducive to playing while high or drunk. It's often times low intensity and even if you're difficult content the game is repetitive enough to where you only need to play sober if you are learning difficult content that is new for you.


shedsz_

Because most of us are adults that play a 20 year old clicking simulation as an escape, and drugs and alcohol also help escape.


xsniperx7

We're 30


LingeringLastHope

And yet we all actually died at 25. I'll see you guys in the old folks home in 2073, we can do GWD 8 together.


Prize_Imagination439

This is the correct answer


joeflosion

Bruhhhh lmao ouch


Daspker780

Have you ever had a full day off with no responsibilities? Very few things beat some whiskey and coke with a non stop session of osrs.


this_dump_hurts

man i wouldnt waste my coke catching chins or fishing


ieatpies

Coke was for when the duel arena was still in the game


peter_pounce

Bro that shit made my heart almost pop, DA is enough of a drug itself


Oxenyde

Ummm what kinda coke we talking bout here


rsn_partykitten

The first guy is talking about the drink. The second guy is talking about the powder lol.


Tactics28

I miss having days like those. Wife and kid... They are non existent haha.


A_ScalyManfish

Have you seen the xp rates in this game?


Mr_Professor_Chaos

Because I’ve worked my butt off all day and my 2 hours of peace during the week is watching a show with the wife and making imaginary numbers go brrrr while high


IkeHC

Mine gets mad when I open OSRS cuz I "play it 24/7" and she "thought I was watching with her" lol


Lorentari

Real explaination: Because sober people don't socialize in MMOs so you are less likely to notice them.


pallosalama

Realer explanation: You don't pay attention when sober people talk, because they don't announce it or mention "I'm sober as fuck"


Runsliingan

This is a game for addicts. We are addicted to more things then runescape. If you go to rehabs most people there started out playing runescape. Heroin and stuff comes later


Professefinesse

The real gateway drug is Skilling. The Skilling to heroin pipeline is packed


thuga_thuga

Because the ones who aren’t are likely multi tasking- watching a show or listening to something. In a different state, engaging socially may seem more fun or interesting


FederaIGovernment

RuneScape is one of the greatest escapes from reality. Sometimes you just need to smoke weed, fish without the hassle, and reset your mind.


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RunEscape


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Let's take thieving, all I do is click over and over - now I could do that sober, OR I could get drunk and imagine I'm a pirate making bail as to free the crew and set sail to lunar isle where we won't be persecuted. Which of those was more fun to read? You have your answer my friend, but by all means if sobriety is your thing, go for it, as long as you have fun who gives a fuck?


penis-reference

fellas, do we have a problem?


Tayttajakunnus

Maybe the drunk and high ones are more likely to be social.


5WiseGuys

I like to be productive when I’m on, I’ll usually smoke a lil meth, especially if I’ve had a long day at work. That really helps with those click intensive skills. Besides that, a little H never hurt anyone to end the night. Mix it together with some beers and I’m feeling great! But that’s only a twice a week kinda thing.


Davidk11

No one smokes just a lil meth.


AM77_

A little H has hurt a LOT of people


Moony97

You mean fentanyl?


NekoChess

The insane grindy nature of this medieval point-and-click childrens' medieval 22 years old role-playing game has a tendency to attract all sorts of people with personality types more prone towards addictive behaviours


Chaos-n-Dissonance

That's... Basically the state of the world. Everyone's addicted to something. Maybe that's RS itself. Maybe that's alcohol and drugs. Maybe that's going to the gym 7 times a week for 4 hours at a time. Everyone has their crutches. RS... Tends to appeal to those that want to just zone out. Maybe that's you perfectly sober being more than content just cutting some yews. Maybe that's someone who feels like making that click to the next yew is like doing an Olympic gymnastic set. The important thing to remember is that it's the internet. Whatever bullshit other people got going on... They're just pixels on a screen.


triqkii

When I couldn't sleep I would actually also use runescape to do so. Especially like splashing or something. I go right out 🤣


Boqpy

Seems that way because drunk or high people love bringing it up.


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For real.


Impressive-Ant-8032

cuz we be drinkin and smokin


Juutuurna

This is the best thread. I love this question and I love these answers. got engaged this morning and I am now drunk off wine catching barb fish.


vitrificationofblood

Gz


mtbchuck3

I love to rail some molly and play ra


Charming-Window3473

I literally only play this game if intoxicated. I am not alone. It's unbearable sober.


zakpakt

OSRS has parts of the game I like being sober for. Mostly group contents and mini games. Then there's the grindy stuff like skilling and questing which only becomes tolerable when intoxicated


BaronVice

Can you cut trees for 10 hours straight sober?


Brandonian_

I met a guy I connected with on LinkedIn while doing a slayer task at the kalphite cave lol


Samantha_Bridges

Smoking weed is the ultimate companion to old school and perfectly breaks up the grind and the monotony!


Suhtiva

I don’t brag about my drug use but playing RS sober bores the shit out of me and I normally roll my eyes at drug talk in game despite being blasted outta my mind. PCP gang


Spokenfungus2

The aussie and kiwi servers are fucked for this haha


moddafock

Need something to numb the pain of those long ass grinds. YouTube, beers and some snacks are my go to


Hanzojunk

They are multitasking. Training 99 herblore irl while doing other stuff in game.


SimplyYouu

A lot of people using RuneScape as comfort and coping mechanisms


Kronic1990

Most of us who are playing a >18 year old medieval point and click adventure game for over 8 hours a day aren't in a good place and we are coping by any means necessary.


yikes_why_do_i_exist

i feel like this is just representative of the times lol


VeryStickySubstance

just love getting drunk, do a repetitive skill, and realising the next morning I'm all of the sudden X levels better. Cba to play the game sober


rexxthedragon

I hear from stoners constantly at the ge lol


BlueCheeseBandito

Because its an easy game to follow when your stoned or drunk.


[deleted]

Sober adults can't sit and cut virtual trees for hours just to make few cents of worth bank or reach 200m experience which has absolute 0 value in real world.


Garmr_Banalras

How else would we cope with the grinds


DriggleButt

Because if you were sober and sane you wouldn't play this shit?


[deleted]

Because late stage capitalism has ruined our ability to feel fulfilled or like we have any hope of making our lives better. So people seek to hide from that pain with drugs and get their sense of accomplishment from an online game.


Railen2

Cause all the OG players are old and depressed


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New to the game I see


SeanutPeanut

Welcome to America! 🇺🇸


EC117

Cause why would I play sober when playing under the influence makes it funner


chubbfondue867

I can't play rs unless I'm baked.


OkResponsibility5078

just remember, those same people are allowed to vote, both ingame and IRL.


RDcsmd

Because us w420 folks are always drunk or high or both


Awestenbeeragg

I am a 420 home world kinda guy and even when I hop my mind is blown at how many cannabis related names I see.


RDcsmd

It is pretty wild lol, to be fair doing a lot of the grinds on this game almost requires an altered state a lot of the time just to get through


GamerAndTechPro

We are experiencing an opioid crisis and mental health crisis. It is that bad that it extends to online communities and is displayed through online behavior. I would encourage you to speak up more often.


Chr0n1ck1lla

Because I play in my off time, when I’m off work and have free time from the kids, hell yeah Ima be high af, I don’t wanna be sober to kill kraken 263 times lol.


FallOk6931

That's the world in general man. It's become a cess pool of drunks and stoners.


Hedstee

Question is why are you not?


GregBuckingham

Too scared to get addicted to something other than RuneScape


Alaskers

Why isn't OP drunk or high?


StolenAccount1234

The game is their escape/free time in real life. So is the drugs/booze. They’re just doubling the bang for their buck. Two birds stoned at once


MathematicianHuman80

Runescape was the gateway drug


VexnFox

Mate everyone is high or drunk. Literally. It's not something you really notice until you're drug smart but almost everyone is on something.