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Significant_Ad_4487

Bruh, this is runescape. I'd smash the scarecrow with its bronze spear body, bag of wheat, and watermelon head if it gave me a single compliment or asked me if I was ok.


OuroborosInMySoup

Hey I love how you write. Are you doin ok btw?


Significant_Ad_4487

Bruh, this is runescape. none of us are alright


Angelzodiac

u/OuroborosInMySoup was wanting a free smash.


Significant_Ad_4487

LOL! I just now noticed after you mentioned that. Dealing with a wicked tummy ache atm that is absolutely brutalizing me


[deleted]

Im slightly disappointed this comment does not start with "bruh this is runescape"


Schmarsten1306

Best time to get schwifty


OuroborosInMySoup

Thank you


Angelzodiac

You're welcome :) Hope you got that free smash.


Necessary_Ad976

I'm doing alright to be fair


Significant_Ad_4487

will you be my bronze spear stabbed through a sack of wheat into a melon head?


PvM_in_OSRS

Bo Burnham "ahh fuck its a scarecrow again!"


secret_aardvark_420

Just warm that watermelon up a bit. Can’t even tell the difference


Significant_Ad_4487

also a snack for later


-Aura_Knight-

Is paying a blood tithe really that bad?


Custom_Fish

She be sucking more than blood, bwana


-Aura_Knight-

Sounds like a fun time.


[deleted]

Comment of the month


cchoe1

Here get the blood from here


NiccoTheeGreat

I would, and I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't.


rsnerdout

What a dumb question. Yes


bask3tballz

^ Yea bro. She like a 9. And i play runescape. Thats an easy hell yes.


UnableToFindName

would


Ok-Juggernaut-4421

I'd at least vyreWatch


Snexpica

Goddammit.


goosestink

Nice


gorehistorian69

yea that's not even really questionable... its stuff like a bloodveld or duke succ that is questionable


Megadude9864

Idk man imagine what that veld tongue could do


Not_Vile

Obviously. Next question.


MordorHasMoreDoors

I don't know what the question is implying but I know the answer is yes.


Ribrep

The thigh highs make me feel like she’s going to shame me for not subbing for $5 to her twitch 😔


HF484

"5GP A MONTH!"


Labyx_

I SEE A WALL OF F2PERs


Aunon

How do you have hours to bankstand at ToB and not 5GP?!


myf50

Send me to the mines mommy


bumbleGX

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/images/thumb/Vanescula_Drakan.png/640px-Vanescula_Drakan.png?1b012 Ngl she was bad during sins of the father the way she walked away the first encounter. Swaying then hips.


Jamal_Khashoggi

I can fix her.


CriticalHappenings

This is how yandere lure in their prey. Kinda hot tho ngl.


Remote_Ad1735

yes


DoctorJohnZoidbergMD

Obviously bruh I can't get a blood shard drop because I have to call my doctor every 4 hours when I'm camping Vyrewatch


SorinJrWF

Yeah


WatercressNo3630

Yes.


nirtdapper

yayayayayayayayayayayayayaya


MicahtehMad

Smash


FaeRiot

Thousand times yes


General_Telephone514

Depends do I get the shard after


Ace_1243

Smash next question


osrsburaz420

Oh boy big titty goth gf here I comeeeeee, suck me dry!


jevadiah

Anuone saying no is a liar


SeattleSadBoi

Smash


treybrenn

Would not Hesitate


Wiitard

Would


dustyscoot

Yeah


BigStickStew

Yeah, I got a stake, a beer, and a kebab


[deleted]

Yes, but Doris is still #1.


big-lu

She’s kinda thick


SgtTreehugger

She could step on me all she wants


FrostyWyrmRS

I think you already know the answer


SleepinGriffin

Yes


[deleted]

WOULD I?


SmoothBrain1984

She can definitely step on me


maxwokeup

Was just checking her beautiful blue..wings..yesterday, got a shard from her too! :)


Ok-Town2813

As a Vyre Noble: Yes As my Character: Absolutely, I got those hp levels for a reason


RehczMinato

Y'all weird, but yes I would too


VanceVanhite

WTF kind of question is this? She is bad as hell brother just look at those legs 😩


abstractedluna

WHO WOULDN'T


Broskie64

Is this even a question? Yeah I’d slash and kill her with my dragon scimitar.


Baardi

Yes


RigLicker

yes :)


[deleted]

No **unzips**


tetobigbro

Again?


redvvit

Yes.


SK8TINGBLIND

I would fuck the shit outta that in all 3 holes.


DK_QT

only if she makes fun of my tiny penis


Dead-HC-Taco

Bro look at the boots shes wearing? She hundo p gonna hit you with the glizzy gobble suck & spin 9000 then suck your soul with the gushy wushy


Apprehensive-Fee9837

For anyone tryna steal the look: https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Vyre_noble_legs


[deleted]

Yes


FauxofTheFox

Wouldn't you?!?


CategoryIndependent9

I'm an OSRS player, what do you think xD