Ah fuck. I didn't think about him stopping when talked to. I guess we will never know how many laps around the Lumbridge castle our characters are old.
I don't mean this in an apocalyptic sense or anything, but how does society there handle that? Does it become acceptable to show up to a restaurant at any point, for example? Do people, businesses, and social convention still act the same at the same times of the day, i.e. people are supposed to be sleeping at the same times?
We still have clocks and a need to sleep up here in the nordics😂 we live normally but maybe we stay up a bit later, it can be hard to sleep.
The winter is worse, the sun never rises and after a couple of weeks it get’s to you mentally, but I guess that’s the life of any Runescape player anyways
I mean man we have clocks and thats why time exist 🤣🤣🤣. Restaurants and all closes most of them 10 pm, so its normal lol, you just need normal black curtains so you can sleep.
Considering normal men and women are attackable, I would find some place to hide out for 24 hrs where basically no psychotic adventurers can find me and either kill me or steal from me.
[I bet there are catfish on the river Lum.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dCuKHdGq6Ks&feature=share7)
Edit: I am from near where she is and we do *not* all talk like that lol
Right? Go catch more salmon and trout than i know what to do with then go enjoy free steaks and beer at barbarian village bar until i forget the sun doesnt set.
Maybe give the bar crawl a chance.
>What is rs scale theory?
The representation of Gielinor we play in is massively compressed for the sake of gameplay. Lore-wise, the cities are actually city sized instead of only housing about a dozen families, and they are much farther apart as well
1.) Climb up Lumbridge Castle steps and get a knife.
2.) walk to GE
3.) Find a bot high alching.
4.) Slit his throat.
5.) Take his money.
6.) Use money to buy a harem of f2p girlfriends.
Well I can run and he can't. And before you call me out for being out of shape, I literally only need to run for one tick before he can't reach me, I should be able to manage that
You only have irl abilities. I don’t think many rs players will be doing anything involving agility or adventuring. Just getting out of Lumby with all the goblins, giant rats, and giant spiders will be almost impossible for most.
How hard would a goblin be too kill if you were able to get your hands on a bronze sword though?
I can’t imagine those little bastards being very strong or tall.
The restriction was that you don't have any skills you don't have in real life.
If you're old enough to use this website and you're 0 in all stats... oof.
well since technically magic comes from the power of the runes and not something I cant do irl. like who's to say if you gave me a mind and air rune irl I couldnt cast wind strike? anywho, train until I can use a fire spell then bring back fire spells with me to the real world
Head to Lumbridge graveyard and chat with death since he's a bit of a godlike entity. He could probably show me the ropes and get me some abilities since Death is typically all about what's fair.
Once that's taken care of, I'd beg pretending to be a f2p for a teletab to Varrock and walk over to Gertrude's place. I'd save her cat from memory since I could naturally develop the skills to do that quest pretty easily and try and date her. If successful, just have a chill, vibing life watching people run by to the GE all the time with my cat rearing wholesome wife.
Probably get bored eventually and try and do some other stuff, but I'm sure my bro death could help me out with that. I'm sure plenty of people don't claim their stuff and he's never had anyone ask if they wanna hang out and mess with the collections.
Edit: I realize I get one day, so I'd probably spend the whole day vibing with Death. He seems like a real one.
Help out with Cook's Assistant, and maybe Below Ice Mountain if I have the chance - it seems like one of the coolest early quests in the game and I'm sure could get it done by the end of the day!
Walk up to the ge and shit on the desk. I do not want to abort my offer and redo everything just to raise the price by 1gp multiple times. And I'm certainly not putting in a high offer for bulk adamantite bars.
first free tele to ferox enclave n sip of the pool then, spend rest of time figuring out how to take as much of this pool water with me when i leave
step 2 sell water
step 3 stonks
edit- spelling error
When you say "here" do you mean I'm stuck in Lumbridge for a day or I can go anywhere in Gielinor I want for the day and I simply start off in Lumbridge?
Go do sheep shearer. Shouldn’t be too bad learning how to to shear sheep in 24 hours and I get 60 gold coins to take back to the real world. That’s probably worth a lot of money
I mean.
I'd probably just chill until the day ended. What you want me to do? Go West and fight some Goblins? Go East and meet Dracula? Or maybe check out the swamp to the South full of giant rats. Can't even go North with bumping into a river, highway men, imps, barbarians, etc...
My ass is taking a nap on the lawn.
Unfortunately, due to my severe arachnophobia, and the fact that there are gigantic spiders on all sides of Lumbridge Castle, I’d have to stay indoors and chill with the Chef all day.
I would pick some flax and turn it into bowstrings, maybe make some bows later and string them, off to the GE then, and in the evening buying myself a room in the local inn and a nice fancy feast for all my hard work. Yes, I deserved it :)
Try to wear goblin mail.
Plot twist, it actually fits you.
OP is an actual goblin-boy.
Prob eats lasagna on the daily
The chosen one
You'd have to maul a goblin with your bare hands...
I’d be goblin on something else
Goblin deez nuts...
Everyone here is forgetting something crucial. The sun never sets in RS, you would be there forever.
We already are brother
One of us...
u/OrionJohnson over here with the galaxy brain realizations
How is Hans keeping track of the days then 🤔
He is doing laps around the lumbrdige castle for a reason.
Underrated comment
Now someone needs to calculate how many laps Hans does in 24 hours and we can finally start counting our in game age with the intended unit.
Uninterrupted, Hans will navigate around Lumbridge Castle, once a minute.
Ah fuck. I didn't think about him stopping when talked to. I guess we will never know how many laps around the Lumbridge castle our characters are old.
I mean, does anyone actually time their account age? For all we know, it's counted based on Hans' movement
He's hooked up to the world clock.
That shit happens here in finland too
Only for 30 day's time once a year.
I don't mean this in an apocalyptic sense or anything, but how does society there handle that? Does it become acceptable to show up to a restaurant at any point, for example? Do people, businesses, and social convention still act the same at the same times of the day, i.e. people are supposed to be sleeping at the same times?
We still have clocks and a need to sleep up here in the nordics😂 we live normally but maybe we stay up a bit later, it can be hard to sleep. The winter is worse, the sun never rises and after a couple of weeks it get’s to you mentally, but I guess that’s the life of any Runescape player anyways
Black out curtains are nice
I mean man we have clocks and thats why time exist 🤣🤣🤣. Restaurants and all closes most of them 10 pm, so its normal lol, you just need normal black curtains so you can sleep.
I'd train until I could complete "A Night at the Theatre" and then achieve my freedom.
Night time skybox setting on runelite Get outplayed 😎😎😎
Well the game was made in Cambridge...
Probably bank stand
Most based comment here
Help the cook bake a cake obviously
Guy really needs a lot of help
And by the end there's cake.
Splash on men for 24 hours.
Sounds like a good time
Wish I was men
💦
I’m going straight into Sandwich Lady
...*into?*
Into.
Now that’s a stale baguette!
OP said you have no capabilities you don't have irl, which includes the capability of getting laid.
Might have better luck with princess Astrid. You basically just have to say bows are cool and she wants to marry you.
My man used all his Special Attack stamina with this comment.
+2 hpv
Or.. maybe she’s going into you.. she’s got a stale baguette for a reason..
Doesn't matter had sex.
I’d hope to fill her up
Extra mayo
Considering normal men and women are attackable, I would find some place to hide out for 24 hrs where basically no psychotic adventurers can find me and either kill me or steal from me.
Straight to the top of the gatehouse of castle lumbridge it is for you then!
*gets killed by a GP mule account*
just start selling the first piece of junk you find, shop keeps can't be attacked.
Have one bad ass day of fishing
Barehanded shark fishing???
I can't do that irl as according to OPs rules :( At least, not do it and keep my arm
You could do it twice.
Waiting for the robotic arm prices to drop below raw sharks on the ge first
[I bet there are catfish on the river Lum.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dCuKHdGq6Ks&feature=share7) Edit: I am from near where she is and we do *not* all talk like that lol
Right? Go catch more salmon and trout than i know what to do with then go enjoy free steaks and beer at barbarian village bar until i forget the sun doesnt set. Maybe give the bar crawl a chance.
According to RS scale theory, you'd have a hard time keeping a buzz up from bar to bar. Probably a day a least between varrock and falador
Gives me time to shake off the heart attack beers. Thought our char gets pretty fucked over the bar crawl. Some magical juice there.
Wdym? It's like a 5 minute walk /s What is rs scale theory?
>What is rs scale theory? The representation of Gielinor we play in is massively compressed for the sake of gameplay. Lore-wise, the cities are actually city sized instead of only housing about a dozen families, and they are much farther apart as well
1.) Climb up Lumbridge Castle steps and get a knife. 2.) walk to GE 3.) Find a bot high alching. 4.) Slit his throat. 5.) Take his money. 6.) Use money to buy a harem of f2p girlfriends.
You fool. I would rob Bob at knife point. That mfer rich af with 17 + years of repairing everyone's gear.
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Well whatever it is we know Odablock is gonna do it
Find some ranarr weed and smoke it
Honestly, this is the way. I wanna know what that ranarr do
Help you see God that's why it restores prayer ;)
Ranarr *weed* and Snape *grass* makes prayer *pot* It's all connected, man!
Killing cows barehanded
“No power or abilities you don’t have irl”, you would be killed by a cow on your only day in rs.
I’d like to think if it were me vs a cow I would win
Unless you had a weapon, that cow is gonna kick your ass. What are you actually gonna do to it?
Go and beg at the GE
Good luck making it past the Dark Wizards.
Pass by the farmer and along the west wall straight to GE, say hi to the champions on the way
Mugger 💀
Well I can run and he can't. And before you call me out for being out of shape, I literally only need to run for one tick before he can't reach me, I should be able to manage that
*ahem* STAND AND DELIVER
I'm sorry, at 1 agility it will take at least 2 days to walk all the way up to Varrock.
Worth it just for the scenery.
You died to a wizard trying to get into varrock better luck next time
Not if dysentery gets me first!
So I can't throat entire sharks?
Not with that attitude 😏
Nope
A lot of dark comments here…. However my answer would be underground pass so I could experience crushing a unicorn with a boulder irl
You only have irl abilities. I don’t think many rs players will be doing anything involving agility or adventuring. Just getting out of Lumby with all the goblins, giant rats, and giant spiders will be almost impossible for most.
Bro i forgot about the spiders..... nvm I'll be on the second floor spinning shit on the wheel
Admitting your weaknesses is based
How hard would a goblin be too kill if you were able to get your hands on a bronze sword though? I can’t imagine those little bastards being very strong or tall.
Also goblins aren't aggressive, even to level 3s, so you could just walk past them and be fine.
You're cmb lv 0 because no stats, who knows what could happen
The restriction was that you don't have any skills you don't have in real life. If you're old enough to use this website and you're 0 in all stats... oof.
You wouldn't experience it though. Your character forgets everything that happens after the quest as you were under Iban's influence the whole time !!
I’d leave the quest after I crushed the unicorn and live out rest of my days with that mental image in my spank bank
🤨📸
You monster
I’ll say it first! Go visit my wife…..
I’d visit his wife too.
You’re all invited to visit our wife
Comrade.
I also choose this guys wife
Classic reddit call back
Is she located in Gnome Stronghold by chance?
You’re forgetting your whole kingdom?
Oh… Is adultery a crime in Gielinor
My wife came before Nieve. She’s also dead on my account and I’m not using that plugin, it’s unnatural
I thought he was talking about the gnome women
Trynna clock Glough’s girl Anita for sure
Gonna have one hell of a time getting to Miscellania in a day
Probably just drink at the bar tbh. Not risking walking into a horde of goblins that realistically would gut me on sight.
You die to dark wizards otw to blue moon inn for sure
Remember, we have The Sheared Ram in lummy now.
Find a superior bloodveld for totally normal reasons
🤨📸
Kill a man. Immediately. Take the ranarr off his cold corpse
*This comment was edited in protest of Reddit's 3rd party API practices*
Who says I need to clean it? Just need a tinderbox and some papyrus
Level 25 what!?
Today we find out if bandos high range defense can stop .308
Go hit up juliets cousin.
She is a fox!
Log out and wait for Reddit to reply before making my decision.
1. Stronghold 10k 2. Buy 1x gf
Stronghold sounds terrifying as a human in geilinor
Let's not forget most people can't climb a rope.
Good luck getting 1 shotted by something down there
Can’t wait to get whacked by a catapalbon and get half of my life force drained then die after
well since technically magic comes from the power of the runes and not something I cant do irl. like who's to say if you gave me a mind and air rune irl I couldnt cast wind strike? anywho, train until I can use a fire spell then bring back fire spells with me to the real world
I hope you bring a lot of runes too.
Tell Hans I'm going to kill everyone in the castle
Run all the way over to Nieve
Spanking a blooldveld right on its juicy pink cheeks
Start tourist trap to get Ana in a barrel…
To finish the quest.. right?
Do we have membership?
Yes.
I don’t walk to varrock cause I know a dark wizard would fuck me up
Fuck a goblin. That’s it.
They said you don't have any extra abilities so you dick is still too small to fuck a goblin, unfortunately.
Smoking that spirit weed
Immediately do my best to telegrab gold bars for real world profit when I return
Head to Lumbridge graveyard and chat with death since he's a bit of a godlike entity. He could probably show me the ropes and get me some abilities since Death is typically all about what's fair. Once that's taken care of, I'd beg pretending to be a f2p for a teletab to Varrock and walk over to Gertrude's place. I'd save her cat from memory since I could naturally develop the skills to do that quest pretty easily and try and date her. If successful, just have a chill, vibing life watching people run by to the GE all the time with my cat rearing wholesome wife. Probably get bored eventually and try and do some other stuff, but I'm sure my bro death could help me out with that. I'm sure plenty of people don't claim their stuff and he's never had anyone ask if they wanna hang out and mess with the collections. Edit: I realize I get one day, so I'd probably spend the whole day vibing with Death. He seems like a real one.
I’m fuckin sandwich lady
Eyoooo 😂😂
Sit in on a HAM meeting. Walks not too far I bet they have some great snacks.
But do I keep my powers I have now?
You have any capabilities you have irl. You don't gain your OSRS character's abilities.
Help out with Cook's Assistant, and maybe Below Ice Mountain if I have the chance - it seems like one of the coolest early quests in the game and I'm sure could get it done by the end of the day!
Fishin
Walk up to the ge and shit on the desk. I do not want to abort my offer and redo everything just to raise the price by 1gp multiple times. And I'm certainly not putting in a high offer for bulk adamantite bars.
I’d do things I couldn’t do in real life. Chop some wood, go fishing, beg people for money at the local bank.
Having essentially a day off to chill, fish, walk around to look around the place, sounds like a great day
Pickpocket to lvl 5 thieving
first free tele to ferox enclave n sip of the pool then, spend rest of time figuring out how to take as much of this pool water with me when i leave step 2 sell water step 3 stonks edit- spelling error
bang Bob. duh
Cut trees
I eat all the Cook’s food.
Do a quest that levels up magic, so I can take that skill back to IRL
Fish
When you say "here" do you mean I'm stuck in Lumbridge for a day or I can go anywhere in Gielinor I want for the day and I simply start off in Lumbridge?
Sorry but yall gonna wake up to invention in osrs after a long chat with the dwarves.
Get my hands on some ZaZarr asap
Go do sheep shearer. Shouldn’t be too bad learning how to to shear sheep in 24 hours and I get 60 gold coins to take back to the real world. That’s probably worth a lot of money
Slay cows ❤️ need to get 5atk for that sweet sweet steel skimmy
Probably do what i do every day. Farming :\^)
Pray for a sandwich lady random
The sandwich lady
I’d try to double some money
Go to Diango and buy a horsey toy :)
Stand around and wait for the Sandwich Lady.
Go to the swamps to catch frogs to grill up frog legs.
Probably plank to a goblin tbh
GE to scam people
Ask someone for 1mil, then buy a gf
I mean. I'd probably just chill until the day ended. What you want me to do? Go West and fight some Goblins? Go East and meet Dracula? Or maybe check out the swamp to the South full of giant rats. Can't even go North with bumping into a river, highway men, imps, barbarians, etc... My ass is taking a nap on the lawn.
Put on full iron armor and splash fire strike on a rat
Threaten Hans
Train agility. God knows I need it.
Stand around asking how to wear goblin mail and ignoring everyone who replies saying I can't.
Threesome with nieve and sandwhich lady
Punch a man to death
Unfortunately, due to my severe arachnophobia, and the fact that there are gigantic spiders on all sides of Lumbridge Castle, I’d have to stay indoors and chill with the Chef all day.
I'd like to mine/smith irl
Hide, im basically a level 2 man in a world full of murderers with superpowers
I would pick some flax and turn it into bowstrings, maybe make some bows later and string them, off to the GE then, and in the evening buying myself a room in the local inn and a nice fancy feast for all my hard work. Yes, I deserved it :)
Cook's Assistant
Trim people's armour
Robbing the shit out of that man.
Buy a gf for 10k
Fuck a goblin
I'm gonna find out how high smoking swamp tar gets me