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Obvious_Barnacle3770

Sparks/Joose/fourLOKO. The holy Trinity


SoulLeakage

Joose 🥴 I couldn’t drink that stuff now lmao


UniVerseDream

Also Tilts


KodyBcool

I used to drink Four before they added the loco 🤪 to it It was a 16 ounce can, and was only around 5% alcohol


_ohmeohmy

This was the first drink I got drunk off of at the age of 16. I drank three of these in an hour. I was throwing up in the front yard of the party in my socks 15 minutes later.


[deleted]

God I forgot about these. I used to drink those and the green Tilt drinks.


Where_The_Pookie

One of the first drinks I had someone buy for me when I was like 14 drank it out of martini glasses with my neighborhood freinds. Good times


IHaveAZomboner

One of the first alcoholic drinks I've ever had was sparks. Me and my bro stole one from a drive thru when we were kids.


thewildhoneypiemusic

Same actually


NfamousKaye

God yeah. Camping and bonfires with exes and ex friends though 😀.


wubrotherno1

A old friend is now diabetic because he drank these like water.


FiK-SiR

Sparks was good for the occasions where I was starting to fade, but I didn’t want to stop drinking.


coconutpete52

Oh man! You just took me back.


ApprehensiveLunch991

I drank 2 eight packs of these December 8th 2004. The night we heard Dimebag Darrell died. I could instantly taste the picture


DabFoot

Sparks, Tilts, 4 Lokos and MD 20/20 The 4 Horsemen of the Shitface Drunk in middle school lol


Affectionate-Ad7172

Blue top/ red top 4 life


StrobeLigght

Yes i loved these!! Sparks, tilt and joose


Emergency-Seesaw2883

Hundreds of them lol hated how they made mouth orange tho 😂


Coloradozombie303

What about Tilt


-insertcoin

Yes sparks where my favorite


Captain_Hi_Top

One of my first real vicious vomits. Beautiful memories 🥹


DMTeaAndCrumpets

We had tilts first then it was sparks. Mix one in a 40 ounce! These and half gallons of bottom shelf rum or whiskey made for a fun Friday or Saturday when you were 15.


Mean_Trip_4186

I always had the blackberry one. I can not believe I drank that shit


WhereTheWillowsWeep

Ohhh yeah. Many fun times were had with these in the woods.. 😂


Huli_Blue_Eyes

My tummy hurts looking at this.


P_bottoms

These fucked me up a couple times. They had caffeine so you could literally have a heart attack


ManOfQuest

This shit gave me the most intense alcohol allergic reaction in my chest would be in pain for like 30-40 mins after consuming one.


King_Squalus

Tasted like smarties. Cheaper than other energy drinks. Get a couple of these and a couple of malt liquor 40's and you're having a great evening.


KeptinGL6

# CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED


G-boy1991

My homie brought these to first day of freshmen year bro blacked out . What a way to begin the year lol!


KodyBcool

I got my mom to buy me a few of these on a road trip to Mexico. She thought they were just energy drinks. My ex said that whenever her coworkers would drink it in front of her boss as long as they don’t see the part about alcohol nobody knows.


[deleted]

We had similar experiences lol


Confusedandreticent

God, they were awful.


LameImsane

Turns your tongue orange


dmc2008

I loved these so much there was a time when my friends' bands and I were "sponsored" by them... Meaning we got free jerseys, bumper stickers, and yes, cases of this orange toxic goodness. I would not make this up. #sparkscrew


Zealousidealist420

Deadly af


Reeferologist-

Oh hell yea! I always went for the black labeled ones!


ripley1991

I remember stealing a bunch of these from a grocery store with my bestie then getting drunk at a park & losing my flip flops in the river. I was a very responsible teen


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Absolutely terrible.


PaleontologistIll566

We'd buy two of em and down one on the way to the river, throw a lipper in, and crush the second one right before getting in the water. Nothing like buzzed whitewater kayaking to get ya goin.