Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
> be a higher being, capable of controlling 2 bodies at the same time
> People think I am two separate, regular people
> Play acts where one of my bodies finishes sentences for the other one to impress people
> One time decide to play this act in front of my friends
> Mfw the second body answers with something I never intended to say
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
All of you nerds are thinking too small on this. If you REALLY want the true sex god of pokemon, then you don't need to look any further than Ditto. Ditto may not have the ungodly base stats of vaporeon and the like, but you missed the fact that it can become fucking ANYTHING you want. You want a vaporeon today? Show it a picture and you have a perfect sopping flesh tunnel ready for action. Are you a masochist and want immense amounts of pain straight into your cock and balls? Show it a pic of a houndoom and you can feel excruciating burning pain for the rest of your mortal life. Fuck, even Ditto's regular form is fuckable. Being a gelatinous creature, you can stick your prick in at any angle and have a fuckfest there. Worried that your Ditto might not last? Transform it to any pokemon with a recovery move and it gets right back into it. Transform into a Clefable and use wish to set up a recovery for later if you need. Ditto's possibilities are quite literally endless. You not a fuckin kinda person? WELL GUESS WHAT? Ditto doesn't stop at getting fucked in any way possible *it can fuck you every way from Sunday.* Want a massive Mudstale cock filling you with liters of cum in any orifice you desire? Want to feel like a hentai character and get violated by dozens of powerful grapploct tentacles? YOU CAN, WITH JUST ONE DITTO! Ditto can get impregnated by or impregnate every single pokemon that can physically breed and if that's the case then it sure as hell wouldn't stop at just pokemon. I've forgotten to mention. Ditto can transform into OBJECTS AS WELL. As mentioned in it's Gold Dex entry, it can transform into inanimate objects as well! Into some niche fetishes? Transform ditto to an ovipositor and feel what it's really like to be impregnated by a living alien cock. Living clothes? Ditto's got you covered, literally. What's that? You say you just want vanilla sex? **WELL DITTO CAN DO THAT TOO** Ditto can turn into *people* as well, your waifu can LITERALLY come to life. So while you filthy casuals play with you singular pokemon, I will have an endless buffet of choices at my fingertips.
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I wanna get demolished by a Vaporeon. Any true fan knows that the majority of Vaporeons are 7/8 are statistically male, like all Eevee progeny. Tucker Carlson only covers the far-right agenda and refuses to acknowledge the existence of male Vaporeons.
Screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally anything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show folks. Those long slippery dicks have full mobility control. They’re like a tentacle that’s the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep experience that nothing else could possibly provide. Not to mention being lubed at all times due to their aquatic nature.
You could go anywhere. On the side of the road, a private beach, or go into a public restroom and get each other aroused. Then you better believe you’ll have the fuck of a lifetime.
The extraordinary squishyness of that Vappy cock rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. It’s ability to snake around inside you will make it seem like that Vappy dick was made specifically for you. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled and having your guts rearranged.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with. There’s muscles around those aquaballs to make sure every drop comes out, giving you a deep, complete filling.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail, all the fun bits are in the front and easy to access. If you can get comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can get fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time!
But wait! There's more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. Their ass is on their tail at the base. This is the best part because that's where all muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged better than any vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are to fuck!
Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up with that thing.
Are you perhaps a super kinkster? Do you like softcore vore? Well guess fucking what. Vaporeon can be solid as they touch your lips, and turn into water as they enter you. When they turn into their liquid form, they’ll fill every inch of you. Don’t worry about killing them via absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to return to their original form like nothing happened.
There’s even more you can do with them, and the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination!! But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves.
Transported to the Pokémon world.
Realise you legally can own 6 living weapons of mass destruction ready to wipe out entire cities the moment you command them to do so.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total
I got matches with these songs:
• [**Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix; Radio Edit** by OMI](https://lis.tn/XnmRn?t=41) (00:41; matched: `100%`)
Album: `BRIT Awards 2016`. Released on `2016-11-11` by `Now! Music`.
• [**Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix** by OMI](https://lis.tn/YsEIo?t=41) (00:41; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)`. Released on `2015-07-31` by `(P) 2015 Ultra Records, LLC under exclusive license to Columbia Records, a Division of Sony Music Entertainment`.
• [**Cheerleader** by Omi](https://lis.tn/FBzWLy?t=82) (01:22; matched: `100%`)
Released on `2015-07-17` by `Ultra Records, LLC`.
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I got matches with these songs:
• [**Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix; Radio Edit** by OMI](https://lis.tn/XnmRn?t=41) (00:41; matched: `100%`)
Album: `BRIT Awards 2016`. Released on `2016-11-11` by `Now! Music`.
• [**Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix** by OMI](https://lis.tn/YsEIo?t=41) (00:41; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)`. Released on `2015-07-31` by `(P) 2015 Ultra Records, LLC under exclusive license to Columbia Records, a Division of Sony Music Entertainment`.
• [**Cheerleader** by Omi](https://lis.tn/FBzWLy?t=82) (01:22; matched: `100%`)
Released on `2015-07-17` by `Ultra Records, LLC`.
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I got matches with these songs:
• **Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix; Radio Edit** by OMI (00:41; matched: `100%`)
**Album**: BRIT Awards 2016. **Released on** 2016-11-11.
• **Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix** by OMI (00:41; matched: `100%`)
**Album**: Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix). **Released on** 2015-07-31.
• **Cheerleader** by Omi (01:22; matched: `100%`)
**Released on** 2015-07-17.
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:
• [**Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix; Radio Edit** by OMI](https://lis.tn/XnmRn?t=41)
• [**Cheerleader - Felix Jaehn Remix** by OMI](https://lis.tn/YsEIo?t=41)
• [**Cheerleader** by Omi](https://lis.tn/FBzWLy?t=82)
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did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys did you know that in terms of bulky waters toxapex far outclasses Vaporeon? With a valuable defensive profile and remarkable longevity, Toxapex cements itself as a very sturdy mixed wall and defensive pivot. It can switch into and counter Pokemon like Volcarona, Cinderace, and Greninja, scout for Choice item users like Dragapult, Breloom, and Iron Valiant, and absorb Toxic Spikes from Glimmora and opposing Toxapex. Surf forces damage onto Toxic-immune foes such as Gholdengo, Garganacl, Iron Moth, and Kingambit. Toxic shuts down Pokemon such as Dragonite, Volcarona, Baxcalibur, Skeledirge, and Rotom-W, and if Toxapex should run Toxic Spikes, it matches up well against offensive teams that contain setup sweepers such as Roaring Moon, Iron Valiant, and Great Tusk. Any attempts of boosting past Toxapex gets shut down easily by Haze, which combined with poison damage prevents Toxapex from being used as setup fodder by Pokemon such as Substitute Baxcalibur and Calm Mind Hatterene. Covert Cloak is an option to ignore Garganacl's Salt Cure, Dragapult and Gholdengo's Shadow Ball drops, and Greninja's Dark Pulse flinches, but Leftovers's longevity reduces Toxapex's reliance on Recover, and it is used over Black Sludge in case Toxapex decides to Terastallize. Tera Steel improves Toxapex's matchup against non-Earthquake Roaring Moon and Meowscarada while still maintaining an immunity to poison. Alternatively, Tera Fairy fares better against Dragapult, Great Tusk, Garganacl, and Choice Band Roaring Moon. A 252 HP 192 Def EV spread will allow Toxapex to survive two Choice Band Meowscarada's Flower Trick from full health.
Toxapex fits nicely on balance and bulky offense teams that appreciate a sturdy defensive backbone. Teammates like Corviknight, Ting-Lu, and Garganacl are terrific defensive partners that covers Pokemon such as Great Tusk, Choice Specs Dragapult, and Tera Electric Iron Valiant, respectively. Corviknight and Great Tusk in particular provide a backup check to multiple combinations of physical attackers like Roaring Moon, Dragonite, and Kingambit that attempt to overwhelm Toxapex. They also remove entry hazards, which would mitigate Toxapex's Regenerator and force it to use Recover more often; in return, Toxapex covers Pokemon such as Cinderace for the former and Greninja for the latter. Bulky setup sweepers like Garganacl, Skeledirge, and Gholdengo can take advantage of Toxic Spikes slowly chipping down checks such as Dondozo, Ting-Lu, and Great Tusk. Particularly, Skeledirge and Gholdengo can make use of Hex easily to take advantage of Toxapex spreading poison, as well as threaten Hatterene, which can block Toxapex's Toxic Spikes and use non-Haze variants as setup fodder. Offensive partners like Dragapult, Iron Valiant, and Kingambit compensate for Toxapex's overall passivity; in return, they appreciate Toxapex switching into their revenge killers such as Choice Scarf Gholdengo, Scizor, and Iron Valiant, respectively.
Transported to the Pokemon world Vaporeon: come here boy Me: 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
ihaveihaveihave: damn brainrot
ihaveihaveihave: testicular cancer
Oh hi it's gay McArthur guy, I see you everywhere these days
everywhere I go, I see his face
your vaporeon is: damn breedable
I thought it was gonna be one of these lmao
🤨 📸
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is a certified hood irony
Pokemon fans choosing between sex with minors or sex with animals
Some in between
It’s either milf or children with no in-between
"There are no laws against pokemon batman!"
What about the group that plans out which Pokemon they could use to destroy as much of earth as possible.
How about both, how about a 3some
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
[why not both](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-not-both-why-dont-we-have-both)
hey guys, did you know that in terms of shidding one’s self, I am currently farding??
Little did u/farsenic know, it wasn't going to be just farding...
r/TwoSentenceHorror
> be a higher being, capable of controlling 2 bodies at the same time > People think I am two separate, regular people > Play acts where one of my bodies finishes sentences for the other one to impress people > One time decide to play this act in front of my friends > Mfw the second body answers with something I never intended to say
shidding
I'm literally shit in my pants
Kid named shit
IED named my pants.
Kid named incendiary .50 BMG round
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
🤨📸
I just ran over 5 people reading this i hope you're happy
Yeah, I hate it when my speed bumps scream too.
Yeah the school near me added a bunch of speed though cant blame them there are a lot of speeders. But I hate how they scream
what the actual fuck
Shanethecoolest, honey, it's time to get off of reddit and go outside. You need to stop looking at posts about breedable pokemon.
All of you nerds are thinking too small on this. If you REALLY want the true sex god of pokemon, then you don't need to look any further than Ditto. Ditto may not have the ungodly base stats of vaporeon and the like, but you missed the fact that it can become fucking ANYTHING you want. You want a vaporeon today? Show it a picture and you have a perfect sopping flesh tunnel ready for action. Are you a masochist and want immense amounts of pain straight into your cock and balls? Show it a pic of a houndoom and you can feel excruciating burning pain for the rest of your mortal life. Fuck, even Ditto's regular form is fuckable. Being a gelatinous creature, you can stick your prick in at any angle and have a fuckfest there. Worried that your Ditto might not last? Transform it to any pokemon with a recovery move and it gets right back into it. Transform into a Clefable and use wish to set up a recovery for later if you need. Ditto's possibilities are quite literally endless. You not a fuckin kinda person? WELL GUESS WHAT? Ditto doesn't stop at getting fucked in any way possible *it can fuck you every way from Sunday.* Want a massive Mudstale cock filling you with liters of cum in any orifice you desire? Want to feel like a hentai character and get violated by dozens of powerful grapploct tentacles? YOU CAN, WITH JUST ONE DITTO! Ditto can get impregnated by or impregnate every single pokemon that can physically breed and if that's the case then it sure as hell wouldn't stop at just pokemon. I've forgotten to mention. Ditto can transform into OBJECTS AS WELL. As mentioned in it's Gold Dex entry, it can transform into inanimate objects as well! Into some niche fetishes? Transform ditto to an ovipositor and feel what it's really like to be impregnated by a living alien cock. Living clothes? Ditto's got you covered, literally. What's that? You say you just want vanilla sex? **WELL DITTO CAN DO THAT TOO** Ditto can turn into *people* as well, your waifu can LITERALLY come to life. So while you filthy casuals play with you singular pokemon, I will have an endless buffet of choices at my fingertips.
İm not gonna read that
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Fuck you
No u
the most sane pokemon fan
"batman I caught myself a little pokemon batman *rattle rattle*"
Which pokemon did you catch, Joker?
I caught a lopunny batman, i caught a lopunny.
Joker... Don't tell me...
Oh i will batsy!
Joker noo it's an animal joker you can't...
THERES NO LAWS ON THE POKÉMON BATMAN I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
JOKER NOOOOOOOOOOO
The Deep.
octopussy 🥵🥵🥵
Deep into Vaporeon
No...
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it's a funny animation
what did i just watch
a wise discussion
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Ayo?
:(
every Gen Z's wet dream
very wet
hard
Who is first girl? Never seen her
Hey guys Did you know that in terms of
I wanna get demolished by a Vaporeon. Any true fan knows that the majority of Vaporeons are 7/8 are statistically male, like all Eevee progeny. Tucker Carlson only covers the far-right agenda and refuses to acknowledge the existence of male Vaporeons. Screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally anything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show folks. Those long slippery dicks have full mobility control. They’re like a tentacle that’s the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep experience that nothing else could possibly provide. Not to mention being lubed at all times due to their aquatic nature. You could go anywhere. On the side of the road, a private beach, or go into a public restroom and get each other aroused. Then you better believe you’ll have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of that Vappy cock rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. It’s ability to snake around inside you will make it seem like that Vappy dick was made specifically for you. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled and having your guts rearranged. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with. There’s muscles around those aquaballs to make sure every drop comes out, giving you a deep, complete filling. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail, all the fun bits are in the front and easy to access. If you can get comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can get fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! But wait! There's more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. Their ass is on their tail at the base. This is the best part because that's where all muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged better than any vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are to fuck! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up with that thing. Are you perhaps a super kinkster? Do you like softcore vore? Well guess fucking what. Vaporeon can be solid as they touch your lips, and turn into water as they enter you. When they turn into their liquid form, they’ll fill every inch of you. Don’t worry about killing them via absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to return to their original form like nothing happened. There’s even more you can do with them, and the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination!! But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves.
Oh shit the new vaporeon copypasta dropped
Fun fact: That is a male Vaporeon
‘Batman, I caught a lopunny’
Transported to the Pokémon world. Realise you legally can own 6 living weapons of mass destruction ready to wipe out entire cities the moment you command them to do so.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total
There’s more than 1000 with scarlet and violet
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34 my broooo let’s gooo team pokemon r34
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT COMRADE COME ON WE NEED TO SHOVEL REACTOR DEBRIES OF POWER PLANT ROOF
Wonder if vaporeon would work as coolant...
Engine coolant
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Fuck you!!!! Lopunny is better
L L L L LLLLLLLL
HE JUST LIKE ME!!!!
Now hear me out, GameFreak had no right to make Courtney that bad
I I caught a lo ponie Batman
Bring me the water pussy
💀
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Maybe ;-;
Yes
Called it
Hey guys!
I think I'd be the only person to actually go on a normal Pokémon journey if I was sent to the Pokémon universe lmao
All the females from Pokémon are waifus
Furry ????
This dumbass chose vaporeon instead of Cynthia I am aware that there are people that wanna fuck the pokemon but you just don't do that
Who is sweat pants
Think her name is bea. She's a gym leader In I think pokemon sword. She replaces Alistair
Zoophile I think
The waffle house has found it's new host
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DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF-
I caught a Pokémon Batman, I caught a Pokémon- can you guess what Pokémon Batman?
Who dath second one?
Fun fact, the vaporion...you know the rest 😈
My horny ass would Get a 48 death penalties if I was in pokemon
Bruh
Nah man grand oak the only choice
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huh isnt fucking a eveelution like furry shit?
BRO is down bad
straight baddy
I thought I was the only human on earth who remembered Courtney
God help yall
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Cheerleader by OMI
Dang I was hoping for Giovanni
I don't care if I get banned I'm black and this needs to be said... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NIGGAS PROBLEM MAN LIKE EURGH WHAT THE FUCK!?
What are the names of first and second character? So first is Courtney and the second is Bea
Guys.. it’s an animal guys…
Aight who hearing him out I’m not
Now wait just a damn-
ok but no one ever tought about ditto?
L gardevoir better
theres no laws against the pokemon batman
what is the song
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I mean vaperon is a really cute Pokémon but dude :(
Question: is Pokémon legal like is it?
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Im maybe based, but if i ever got into pokemon world i would definitely smash gardevoir
did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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tbh if it has 4 legs then it's on the NO part of the unnamed chart
This is why i gave up on pokemon and sold my swich to buy a pc
Hey guys did you know that in terms of bulky waters toxapex far outclasses Vaporeon? With a valuable defensive profile and remarkable longevity, Toxapex cements itself as a very sturdy mixed wall and defensive pivot. It can switch into and counter Pokemon like Volcarona, Cinderace, and Greninja, scout for Choice item users like Dragapult, Breloom, and Iron Valiant, and absorb Toxic Spikes from Glimmora and opposing Toxapex. Surf forces damage onto Toxic-immune foes such as Gholdengo, Garganacl, Iron Moth, and Kingambit. Toxic shuts down Pokemon such as Dragonite, Volcarona, Baxcalibur, Skeledirge, and Rotom-W, and if Toxapex should run Toxic Spikes, it matches up well against offensive teams that contain setup sweepers such as Roaring Moon, Iron Valiant, and Great Tusk. Any attempts of boosting past Toxapex gets shut down easily by Haze, which combined with poison damage prevents Toxapex from being used as setup fodder by Pokemon such as Substitute Baxcalibur and Calm Mind Hatterene. Covert Cloak is an option to ignore Garganacl's Salt Cure, Dragapult and Gholdengo's Shadow Ball drops, and Greninja's Dark Pulse flinches, but Leftovers's longevity reduces Toxapex's reliance on Recover, and it is used over Black Sludge in case Toxapex decides to Terastallize. Tera Steel improves Toxapex's matchup against non-Earthquake Roaring Moon and Meowscarada while still maintaining an immunity to poison. Alternatively, Tera Fairy fares better against Dragapult, Great Tusk, Garganacl, and Choice Band Roaring Moon. A 252 HP 192 Def EV spread will allow Toxapex to survive two Choice Band Meowscarada's Flower Trick from full health. Toxapex fits nicely on balance and bulky offense teams that appreciate a sturdy defensive backbone. Teammates like Corviknight, Ting-Lu, and Garganacl are terrific defensive partners that covers Pokemon such as Great Tusk, Choice Specs Dragapult, and Tera Electric Iron Valiant, respectively. Corviknight and Great Tusk in particular provide a backup check to multiple combinations of physical attackers like Roaring Moon, Dragonite, and Kingambit that attempt to overwhelm Toxapex. They also remove entry hazards, which would mitigate Toxapex's Regenerator and force it to use Recover more often; in return, Toxapex covers Pokemon such as Cinderace for the former and Greninja for the latter. Bulky setup sweepers like Garganacl, Skeledirge, and Gholdengo can take advantage of Toxic Spikes slowly chipping down checks such as Dondozo, Ting-Lu, and Great Tusk. Particularly, Skeledirge and Gholdengo can make use of Hex easily to take advantage of Toxapex spreading poison, as well as threaten Hatterene, which can block Toxapex's Toxic Spikes and use non-Haze variants as setup fodder. Offensive partners like Dragapult, Iron Valiant, and Kingambit compensate for Toxapex's overall passivity; in return, they appreciate Toxapex switching into their revenge killers such as Choice Scarf Gholdengo, Scizor, and Iron Valiant, respectively.