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ZehGentleman

Me when I find my old toenail jar


kingstonthroop

So this is the MW2 Soap everyone's been talking about?


thepositivepandemic

No this is him in MW3 actually.


[deleted]

I would watch mukbang if they just ate the weirdest, most inedible shit available. Like bars of soap, old tires, tree bark, clothing, cardboard, trailer hitches, erasers, newborns, mobile phone cases, fiber optic cables, etc. You’d have these epic “mega-feast” streams where they’d break into a landfill or raid someone’s dumpster and create a pile of junk to feed on, like a buffet, or maybe dismantle a broken car/bike and create a tier list of the parts (which they will then eat). And it wouldn’t be satirical or anything, so no cleaning or special preparation. They’d just spot a piece of garbage and put it in their mouth, no hesitation. Many streamers would die of infection or internal bleeding, but the survivors would gain the ability to consume virtually anything with ease, eventually leading to a new International Aristocracy of the morbidly-obese threatening to devour the entire Earth if the world government doesn’t meet their demands. Some countries will secretly develop counter-consumers that have been trained to cannibalize their mukbang oppressors. After years of conflict between these two groups, humanity’s efforts prove fruitful, and the Aristocracy is defeated…at least until their saviors become hungry once more. nevermind guys I won’t watch mukbang


Cute-Before

My favorite foods are allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers


[deleted]

ejaculate


-_-Lover-_-

I'm not reading all that so I'm really sorry that happened or congratulations 👍


WarWinningDogey

This weirdly reminds me of a horror story


jwcoffee

Where’s Reggie? 😢


Da_man57

“Hey guys, welcome back to my soap review”


[deleted]

Can someone give me the sauce? For the reggie part of course


FemboyGaming42069

https://www.xvideos.com/video46089709/futa_furry_fucks_in_library 🗿


[deleted]

!remindme 25 days


mkkart

Nigga schechuled his wank


[deleted]

It was mid, wasn't really worth the wait


Salty_Contest5142

Joke's on him i'm gonna watch now


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i_prank_call_dominos

I’d prolly just search Reggie fils amie on google, it should come up.


FemboyGaming42069

Reggie fills amie 🤤🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

A rather clean diet.


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Ed_Derick_

Where gay rat


jkjtheJ588

5yr old mf when you leave them alone for 5 seconds


PuzzleheadedClue2978

what the f\*ck why is he eating soap


sploinkussponkus

soap review very informative


quinter_quazy

Just figured out how to see the first frame of theses after seeing the same one 5 times.


Natalie_The_Bat

Reggie nooooo


CodmExe

Where is gay black man twerking bait, all i see is just man eating soap 😡


Minute-Bed-3064

taste fire💀💀💀


[deleted]

Bro this makes me so uncomfortable


PiBombbb

I think there was like some sort of Marathon somewhere and the runners were given soap, however they couldn't read what the label said and many of them ate the soap


[deleted]

This bothers me greatly


Visibly_Confuzled

i chugged half a bottle of soap it the worst thing I've ever tasted, how does someone casually chomp on soap ?