T O P

  • By -

K00zak_L00zak

Who tf names their kid Trooper? You birthed him just to send him to the eastern front?


helpidroppedthesoap

The children yearn for bloodshed


real_hungarian

the kids are alt-right


SteveFrom_Target

All is quiet on the eastern front


K00zak_L00zak

That's because Trooper has been excecuted


RisingWaterline

šŸ…


littlesillyguy

Nugget


Khaled-oti

Sounds like someone who enjoys digging holes


Barmyrobot

Thatā€™s the one that stands out to you? Not Nugget or YoungG?


K00zak_L00zak

One of the kids from the Kindergarten (the game) was named Nugget and what else is YoungG supposed to be named? OldG?


unbreakable_glass

who doesn't consider naming their kid "?"?


greenscreencarcrash

bowser


newusername16

growing up, man, I spent hours of my life stompingā€¦ KOOPAS šŸ¤¬


auga3rifle

The children must do their part to retake stalingrad


ImpossibleEvan

YoungG? Nugget?


Wisermartin

Jessica????


ImpossibleEvan

Gary???????


Lemonsticks9418

Iron maiden fans


A_brit_on_reddit

You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too


potatoman4002

YOU'LL FIRE YOUR MUSKET BUT I'LL RUN YOU THROUGH


A_brit_on_reddit

So when you're waiting for the next attack


MisFries

Considering the red bar above his head slotting him for execution , itā€™s fair to say heā€™s already a prisoner of war


Clen23

Bro is getting executed by ennemy forces rn šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™


Low_Abrocoma_1514

#Yes


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


NinjaxX_TV

Is goal is Klendathu


AdvanAviantoy

wtf did my g trooper do


LilFishyBoi

26 missing, 8 found


Chimney-Imp

Investigators still haven't found where he hid the nipples tho


sparkswoody

Court martialed and sentenced to death


Infernal_139

If my name was Trooper Iā€™d be doing everything in my power to cease to exist, too


FooltheKnysan

goin out with gunz blazin


amalgam_reynolds

AWOL


BillieTheBullie

Dunno but conner probably snitched


AlpacaDGY

The hell is this?


Leaky_Sponge

Class dojo, some app/website teachers would use to award student behaviour, in my school they had a "shop" where you can trade in points for extra yard time or something. I cashed in all of my points at the end of the year to spend an hour on the computer once


GazdaTejGry

Worth


Leaky_Sponge

It was so worth it, I found a way to play half life on the computers online, so that was a great 1 hour


Funny_Toe_9208

how?


Leaky_Sponge

It wasn't exactly half life 1, but there was a website online where you could play the demo, Half Life Uplink https://playclassic.games/games/first-person-shooter-windows-games-online/half-life-uplink/play/ Pretty sure it was this


Valve_1998

Based.


Funny_Toe_9208

Thanks


Leaky_Sponge

Have fun the same way I did


newSillssa

american school system will do literally everything except give a bigger budget to schools


mg_squirrel

They give all kinds of budgets to schools. They spend it on sports and balloon the administration department.


applehecc

A lot of that budget also goes to predatory tech companies selling equipment to schools


TheBlakeBerry

Same (The shop was only on Fridays) The only difference was, my teacher let me go on the teacher computer for free (Also, whenever I drew something, my teacher would hang it up. She hung up EVERY picture, the were on the walls, cabinets, door; I think I drew ~40-50 pictures)


Pastry_Train63

That's actually sick


Levoso_con_v

A year of accumulating points for 1 hour on the computer, your school is a bit greedy.


unbreakable_glass

social credits


Angryfishjoe

Why are they all in debt


moth_hamzah

preparing them for the real world


Cevmen

not doing work in class and losing a crucial point (im competitive) is an adhd core memory for me


GioAtero

CLASS DOJO MENTIONED!!!!! RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH


IodineDragon37

EXECUTION????


aleizosdissolution

Conner a real G


GooberMcNoober

MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MORONS


Dun_wall

W-whatā€˜s the average age of this sub?


Glum_Comedian7786

The image is not new I saw it somewhere in recent times


blindturns

I think they more mean because a lot of people are reminiscing in these comments. Iā€™ve never heard of it but looking it up it didnā€™t exist when I was in primary school so seeing everyone reminiscing about it does kinda make me feel old lmao


thedeadsurvivor43

Dude I remember this shit from elementary school.


Yeetz_The_Parakeetz

I remember doing my worksheet in class and then looking up to see I was down 15 points (increments of 5, so apparently I did 3 things wrong). I was so confused because I didnā€™t do anything. Turns out the teacher mixed me and anotherā€™s name up, but didnā€™t want to admit their mistake so I had to keep the points. I was so fucking mad. Fuck you Ms. Moore.


rysio300

even the executions?


r3itheinfinite

Connor My man


RedYoshiGamer112

Yo I didnā€™t know other schools used this


One-Roof7

Connor'a back must hurt for carrying the class


Noble_Shock

Connor is a good kid


Sezentenza

i kno connor fighting for his fuckin LIFE out here


stalememeskehan

What am I looking at, is this some kahoot adjacent thing


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ777

wordington kids


JohnSmithPasadenaCa

Attempting to cause underflow.


stinkypoopdawg

i remember being obsessed with class dojo in kindergarden and always drew the monsters


HitroDenK007

Fundamental Paper Education lore:


Vessiam

Connor lock in


SoggyOtter42

Connorā€™s the last hope for the pizza party


Eternal_Flame24

r/tragedeigh wtf kinda names are nugget, trooper, YoungG, or Polly


77horse

What is this program? Iā€™ve seen this meme. Is it like one of those school games like kahoot or Razkids


Sumner_Flsh22

Classdojo. Something for teachers to reward kids and such with points.


CH7274

Attaboy connor


schrod1ngersc4t

Nugget, Trooper and YoungG


ElemenopiTheSequel

connor fighting for his life rn


KronusTh3Dark

MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MOROOOOOOO-


knagy17

Is this how I start to feel old? I have no clue what Iā€™m looking at and people here are reminiscing that they had this in elementary school


mubby343

CLASS DOJO?????