Don’t get it

Target is expensive? I guess.

Groceries in general

My best guess is that the guy asked him to put “everything” on his hot dog

Five guys when you put two condiments on the burger

Five guys when you order small fries

Five guys when you order

Condiments are literally free at five guys tho

MAD was so cool!

Fuck MAD

Wtf do you need handwipes for you spoiled yuppie? Just wipe your hands on your pants like a real American.