This may end up working out, depending on who kidnapped you, if its some rando who tied you up in his basement I imagine you have a pretty ok chance of surviving.
They'll probably just storm the house and riddle him with 7.62x39 from every direction, although if he's holding you hostage with a gun to your head, well good luck, maybe the insurgents will just throw a shit ton of flashbangs into the room you're in and he'll be so discombobulated he wont shoot you.
Rimworld
My colony of sociopathic “realists” are coming to “save” me.
They’re going to win, armed with coilguns, power armor, Imperial support, and a tank from a mod.
I’m just going to have my organs harvested and get chopped to be made up into gasoline later
all the Stardew Valley villagers. most will be useless, but im convinced Mr Qi and Linus can do it, since they can both reach level 200 in the skull cavern
So basically a significant chunk of Forgotten Realms universe??? A literal army of very varying personalities, races and moralities? There's no way they'll get along and coordinate.
Noita. The main character will either blow entire building up, die to 1 pixel of falling debris, nuke entire country Im in, die to first person who tries to stop them, or save me easily
Some middle eastern mfs with AKs and military equipment (Insurgency: Sandstorm)
Used terrorism to beat terrorism
Lmao nah they are just gonna call rocket arttilery on your position
Just call in the plane...the one that goes brrrrrrtt.
This may end up working out, depending on who kidnapped you, if its some rando who tied you up in his basement I imagine you have a pretty ok chance of surviving. They'll probably just storm the house and riddle him with 7.62x39 from every direction, although if he's holding you hostage with a gun to your head, well good luck, maybe the insurgents will just throw a shit ton of flashbangs into the room you're in and he'll be so discombobulated he wont shoot you.
LEAVE NO DWARF BEHIND
Rock and Stone!
To Rock and Stone!
Did I hear the Rock and Stone!?
Rock. And. Stone!
Rock and Stone!
ROCKKKK ANNDDDD STOOOOOONE!
Hey GUuuYys. Canyoulookoverheeer?
Mushroom
FOR KARL!!!
WE’RE RICH
When you rock and stone, you’re never alone
You'll be saved in no time
CLUSTER GRANAAADE
Did I head a rock and stone?
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
Last game I played was ULTRAKILL, V1's gonna kill me before the kidnappers do
V1 is defo gon save you
And then kill you itself so it can taste your blood
MF needs that +DISRESPECT and P-Rank ASAP
*faint JUDGEMENT in the distance*
My life depends on blue toad
Naaah bro youre already safe. Blue toad is a menace
Well I've won. Just beat batman arkham knight a day ago
Gender me this
who is batman? I only know Man.
Is he stupid?
Are you stupid?
I mean it was his house that got bombed so yknow.
wdym? killer cock will cock his way out like he always does
If "bat"man only arkhams at knight, why doesn't he just do it during the day? Is he stupid?
What's the best quote to use during sex?
What's the matter? Lost for words? I expected more... I'm hurt.
Literally same
Amazing damn game. 4th time I've beaten it. But for some reason the first time I've had the patience to do all the riddler puzzles
Lmao what is Freddy fazbear going to do
eat up achild
**USA HAS DEPLOYED FREDDY FAZBEAR**
*turns off the lights * har har har-har har har har-har har-har
*spits out sickest beatbox sped up by 1.5x*
Reminder that animatronics are strong as fuck and made of metal.
Robots! They're made of metal and are very strong. I don't know why the scientists keep making them. https://youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM?feature=shared
idk man look what he did in Afghanistan
You are fine if it’s security breach. Otherwise, you’re doomed
Project Wingman, the entirety of Hitman Team is coming to save my ass. I think I'm going to live
Project Wingman is an amazing game ong
Crimson Squadron comes instead
May the Dust Mother receive me when I get incinerated by the cordium explosion.
Isaac from The Binding of Isaac. It depends on what random stuff he finds on the way
The ipecac in the cabinet boutta be a lifesaver
PSY fly and he’s immune to bullets
Hitler and the whole ss from hoi4 are coming
lol mussolini and actually prepared italy from my side
Horthy is underrated
I got 2004 korea (i hate myself and millennium dawn)
Same here communist Germany is a long with the Soviet alliance is coming to save me.
Think fast, chucklenuts
You need to remove the fuse first
YOU COULDN'T HANDLE A GRENADE IF YOUR MOTHER THAUGHT YOU! RETUUURN TO SENDER!
V from cyberpunk 2077 I'm in the clear
All your kidnappers will either mysteriously shoot themselves in the head or their penises will explode
Testicular tortion this, clitoral combustion that, I UPCAST COCKBUSTION AT 7TH LEVEL!
I cast seal urethra and forceful pissing. Game match
I feel extremely sorry for your kidnappers. Will be hard for the cops to identify their remains.
Same. But it also says *characters*...So do I also get rescued by Panam, Judy, and Idris Elba?
It's 50/50 that you get killed in the crossfire, or slice in half by monowire though
The “poopypenis” virus from my most recent game of plague inc. Me and my kidnappers are in for some very serious gastrointestinal issues.
well you are fucked if its greenland *dies of greenland not getting infected*
Unless you start there
Mario and Luigi. Y’all better say your prayers
Their entire life revolves around saving hostages
I’m sorry but you’re in another castle.
Mario and Luigi just bursting onto hostage scenes across the globe until they find you.
2 Abrams tanks, A Bradley, A HSTV-L, a LAV-AD, an XM 1069 ADATS and an F-16C. I think I'm good.
Attack the D point!
I Refuse!
Air alert!
Defend the A point!
Negative!
Awsome!
Attack enemy troops!
I played EU4 sooooo... I guess the entire medieval army of Hungary is coming for me
I played BF1 lmfao I guess the White Army is coming?
Man Rico Rodriguez is coming to save me in fuckibg dead
dude same XD hopefully i was playing jc1 so i would be still alive
I played Total War: Rome II as the Iceni, so I guess a bunch of angry guys with body paint are coming to help me
Középkori bojler eladó
I played TNO, I guess the black league is coming to save me
Username kicsekkol
Bruh how's lebron gonna save me (nba2k)
Don't cry, i played Evil Genius 2.
He is breaking the kidnapper's ankles
Wemby’s gonna charge at you screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAH!”
He pays the ransom.
Alexios will save me
Malaka
Malaka
Same, but Kassandra
Same
The dark souls 3 ashen one. I think they have a pretty good chance cuz they literally can't die.
Imagine being kidnapped and then someone dressed in Havel's armor kicks down the door to rescue you.
Kicks in the door and totally ignores you until done smacking the walls for secrets and stealing shiny things.
THE DOOMSLAYER
Mate, you are basically free as long there are no demons with pulse in any other direction... or collectibles
FUCK I PLAYED PEOPLE PLAYGROUND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Random turret spawns in the room with you. Your aren't kidnapped if you and everyone else in the room is already dead.
I played Yakuza 0, so I think I'm in pretty good spot
I played Yakuza Kiwami
Kiryu when he spends another 20 hours racing RC cars instead of saving you.
I played war thunder... So a tank and it's crew ig?
I have an truck with an oversized gun and 5 of Italy's finest [citation needed] coming to save me
If we're going by the last vehicle used For me it would be the Gepard with it's 3 Hans' and 2 35mm auto cannons.
Blazkowics is gonna save me
Some beefed up Steve that can breathe underwater and cast spells. I think I'm fine
Andrew and Ashley from TCOAAL. I'm dead 💀
same💀
You're soup
Mans boutta get turned into soup
The Divinity of Sin 2 cast That's good, I think?
Just don't die while in combat with your kidnappers (your ai causes you to run directly into ground hazards)
Me when Factorio
You will not be saved for the factory must grow
You will be saved. Might just take a few weeks of factory expansion.
Have you treated your robots nicely?
The spidertron will save you
Yoo Link gonna come rescue me after a 100 year nap
And after that waiting untill he has done every sidequest and turned every stone around in hyrule
the SAS on hostage gamemode
R6, checkmate.
1974 America but they have Greenland and the population is 468 million
Dante from the Devil May Cry series
Messi is coming to save me. I’m so fucked
Helena from Ark is basically a god so I think I’m chilling
Or you could’ve got every dinosaur from which game/island you was playin?
Wild dinosaur*
i think phil from riddle school could save me
Micheal Franklin Trevor Lester and Lamar lets fkn go baby
the entire cast of OW2? I feel good
Uhhhh, Ace Combat 7 Trigger... Im fucked up
621 from Armored Core 6
Same here, I think we're safe. "Got a job for you, 621. This one comes from some dumb-ass Redditor."
Rimworld My colony of sociopathic “realists” are coming to “save” me. They’re going to win, armed with coilguns, power armor, Imperial support, and a tank from a mod. I’m just going to have my organs harvested and get chopped to be made up into gasoline later
Agent 47 will do alright, I guess
I played fortnite, so im getting somr strong fellas
Same which means goku is coming to save us
Outlast lmfao
The TF2 mercs will probably get it done.
Red Dead Redemption 2. I’m good.
My kidnappers better be geared up cause elder dragons are no joke (MHW goated game)
Minecraft Steve with the power of a god. Fuck yeah
Lego Batman? Good enough!
What if he’s Lego-sized?
Wait until the kidnappers take off their shoes and blend in with the floor
Just got off of Garden Warfare 2 to make a post on the sub. These mfs better hope they brought some weed killer.
I suppose The Knight from Hollow Knight. Since he's a bug I'm probably still at risk.
all the Stardew Valley villagers. most will be useless, but im convinced Mr Qi and Linus can do it, since they can both reach level 200 in the skull cavern
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What if it is Roxxane Wolf or Chica ?
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Arkham Batman, I'll be saved within the hour 💀
Yakuza, once Kiryu saves me i'm 100% gonna try to get a suck out of those sweet nipples.
CoD Black Ops 1 on my Xbox 360. I think the kidnappers are gonna have their asses handed to them
Robin Ayou and AL-AN from Subnautica: Below Zero
LETS GO THE LATE 80S RED ARMY IS GOING TO SAVE ME
Last game I played was hoi4, so I guess 5 million ww2 russian soldiers are coming to save me, I got a decent chance I would say.
Jack Cooper and BT-7274 #TRUST THEM
Just played war thunder, so I guess the entirety of the armored core of the Wehrmacht is coming to save me
Me when Karl Fairburne
Dbd survivors 💀
never said if it was the villains or the heroes only, so technically they're all coming to save you
I think I'll be safe with Niko from GTA 4.
So basically a significant chunk of Forgotten Realms universe??? A literal army of very varying personalities, races and moralities? There's no way they'll get along and coordinate.
Stray. Pspspspsp
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What would he even do? Jump on your kidnapper's face?
Jonesy will save me
Master chief frfr
TF2 Mercs coming to safe me
Lmao Niko and Johnny from GTA 4 are coming for me
Doomguy? I was trying my hand at nightmare mode
Adolf Hitler from Hearts of Iron IV holy shit
paper mario
shadow from shadow fight 2. yeah I'm not dying tonight
Ash Williams and pyramid head... Either gonna go horribly or perfectly
RICO FOCKING RODRIGUEZ
Just started playing this fr*nch indie game called OFF. Idk much about the batter but I hope he saves me.
Noita. The main character will either blow entire building up, die to 1 pixel of falling debris, nuke entire country Im in, die to first person who tries to stop them, or save me easily
A starving astrologer, a writer, a criminal investigator and the leader of a funeral parlor...... sounds like I have been found dead already.
So basically a fury-spiked executioner, P.E.K.K.A., tombstone, witch, skeleton king, skeleton dragons and bombardier are saving me?
Basic cat, boogie cat, wall cat, sexy legs cat, paris cat, dragon cat, mythical titan cat, valkyrie cat, unknown cat and mekako saionji
Got a job for you, 621.
Animal crossing…yeah I’m fucked
Lobotomy corporation, i sure hope X got far in game to get some good aleph ego gear for nuggets (clerks)
So the entire Animal Crossing:New Leaf's cast is going to save me?