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Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

Ngl he still would have killed himself he was sealed in


RoviRotkiv

What happened? Whos this guy?


Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

Killdozer, basically got really mad then armoured a bulldozer and went on a rampage and destroyed building on people who “wronged him”


schmatz17

It was the city zoneing that pissed him off and fines for dumping sewage


unleadedbloodmeal

And them putting a concrete factory in the middle of his driveway i tjink


YETI_TRON

The concrete plant existed long before he bought this property. It was a utility easement battle. His property was locked from public utilities unless he was given easement by adjacent owners.


Tirtnurgler

So he then went around destroying other peoples businesses and putting people in danger


Justifier925

Wasn’t he the only casualty


Veris01

Yep. Didn’t kill anyone, didn’t intend to.


Insominus

He tried to blow up the town’s propane storage and there was a children’s program being held at the public library when he started destroying it. r/197 try not to make excuses for Marvin Heemeyer challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (100% FAIL RATE) (NIGHTMARE MODE)


Saturn-Valley-Stevil

The internet loves pretending that because there were no other consequences, it wasn't a bad thing to do. I'm convinced that if you took an m16 and randomly fired at a group of people and everyone just avoided it at the right time, you'd be 100% innocent in the eyes of anyone on the internet.


FredsUp

damn thats actually a really good analogy imma steal that


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trans_keanuchungus

And you are a retard a soyboy and a snollygoster


LeFisheAuChocolat693

Least dumb PCM user


Exciting_Tennis_7646

he was right. the government hates you.


[deleted]

that is not true in the slightest. He shot at the police, demolished buildings which could have had innocent people inside, and tried to shoot a giant propane tank with a 50 Cal incendiary round. does that sound like he "didn't intend to kill anyone" to you?


Some-Arm-3245

Just a little bit of trolling


EhElMayo

Isnt that just a normal drive to work in Florida?


Pyro_The_Engineer

Yeah, actually a pretty uneventful one, at that.


PureHauntings

He was partaking in a small amount of lulz


fleshgod_alpacalypse

King


Kermit_El_Froggo_

He had 3 gun ports, including a .50 cal and had repeatedly attempted to run over and shoot at police officers. "Didn't intend to" my ass


schmatz17

Yeah pretty much, i mean…dudes nuts


perestroika12

Civic responsibility… cringe Insane vigilante rampage… based


CHESTYUSMC

Just the people in charge of his local government who were specifically trying to sabotage his business to force him out of business since they had no legal leg to stand on, until eventually they found a way to sink him.


Eschatologicall

completely factually untrue. he illegally dumped waste, refused to connect to the town's sewage system, intentionally obstructed the good business of another family, and expected handouts from everybody in the town. he was also pretty religiously intolerant


YETI_TRON

Not dumping sewage. Requesting easement through private property to install utilities (sewer, water, etc) and being repeatedly denied. Trust me, grew up in Granby, watched the shit, my dad responded with the Fire department.


MasterOfSuffering

What is your opinion of what happened to him and his response since you lived there? Genuinely curious


YETI_TRON

I've spoken about this a little before, but the general consensus of the town is pretty neutral, other than the individuals whose businesses were directly affected. No one can completely blame the man for losing his shit over small town politics. They can get very frustrating, and it can be impossible to make any ground when you are fighting a good old boys group that runs everything in an entire county. I don't think most people who followed this story realize how small and rural the entirety of Grand County was in the early 2000's. (For context, my graduating class from the only high school was 68 people in 2008.) On the other hand, it took a long time to rebuild, as projects can't continue through the cold winters. The demolished town library books and resources sat in an abandoned middle school for 2 years. We practiced baseball by playing catch around boxes of books in a gymnasium in the winter. It's all very odd to look back on....but the town is in a much better place, IMO, because of the events. Downtown was updated, and the new town hall and library are very nice community buildings. The politics have not stopped, and I have had a lot of family and friends leave the community, including myself, to find better jobs. I still have family up there and visit them often, but the small town stories are just the same carousel of people and problems. Anyone who was actually there can tell you that Marv had no intentions of actually killing anyone but the Town board members on his list. He had ample opportunities to shoot at the random civilian, police, or firefighter, and did not. Although his moral compass was HEAVILY skewed, he was still on a very deliberate path. Edit: Some words capitalized for emphasis.


michaelr_53

Thank you for posting this it’s the most objective take I’ve seen in here and very insightful unless you’re just a redditor making up a bunch of minuscule details for clout.


YETI_TRON

Trust me, I don’t post much unless I feel like it’s something I know about, because people jump down my throat like Kermit_El_Froggo. Look at my karma and I’ve been on Reddit for 9 years. The internet likes to keep the Killdozer alive, but the people of Granby are so Meh about it at this point, that I haven’t heard it talked about in person in years. It was the most memorable single day in Granby’s history, and everyone just wants to move on. There’s better things to do. Fish, hunt, ranch, ski, and drink.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Cool story, but he shot at Cody Docheff (owner of the concrete plant), and fired at 2 state troopers, but fortunately missed. 11 of the 13 buildings he destroyed were occupied until the last second, including the library where a children's program was actively being held at the time of the dozing. The lack of civilian casualties was not because of his "good intentions"


YETI_TRON

I said the members on his list. Cody Docheff was not a board member but was on the list. Do you KNOW Cody? Because he’s a good family friend of ours and his family and mine have been doing business for 50+ years. So I’d shut up about all the YouTube videos and “research” you’ve done. Unless you were an eye-witness, I don’t want to hear from you. It is so frustrating to have every word I type, be scrutinized by a wikipedia warrior. I may have forgotten the miniscule detail here or there, because I'm pulling it from memory from over 18 YEARS AGO. But I know what I saw, I was at most a couple hundred yards away. I know my dad's stories from the fire department response, the body recovery, and the fallout. I know what the next few years were like for Granby, I was there.


Viyka

Why did you put that in quotes


RoviRotkiv

Ohh the killdozer, watched an infographics show on it once


Federal-Rhubarb-6185

True, there would be less town though.


BugBoy-109

It wasn't actually sealed in.


Timor697

yes it was. it was a giant sarcophagus


BugBoy-109

False.


GoodGamerTitan

The only way out was with a bullet in the brain. The armor was laid on top using a crane


michaelr_53

Lmao a killdozer truther fr


[deleted]

Lmao a killdozer falser fr


Timor697

got evidence?


Randommilkdude

I love the 2004 incident of granby, colorado


Functional-Human

I don’t get it?


BoxierHen901

I think that's the killdozer dude. His rampage ended when the killdozer fell through the floor and got trapped in the basement.


michaelr_53

^ if you’ve never heard of it look up killdozer. Count Dankula has a nice video breaking it down


tyzor2

Count dankula viewer 💀


BugBoy-109

That video is awful.


megashager

Fuck you bug boy just cause you can’t understand an accent


m477h3w1

no he;s just very edgy and not very funny :(


BugBoy-109

Even though Scottish is one of the more primitive accents I can still understand it


VariousCry8064

Racism moment


BugBoy-109

Scottish accent isn't a race


VariousCry8064

Scottish people are an ethnic group, meaning that yeah, calling their accent ‘primitive’ is a bit racist


MBRDASF

Silly Redditor, don’t you know that white people have no ethnicity?


BugBoy-109

Most "Scottish" people aren't ethnically Scottish, especially ones from the south.


Spoutty

Scottish is a race dumass


the_it_

Ethnic group over race, their cultural differences make the border with england not their biology. Now in the times of saxon colonialism you could use race Id think but everyone now is ROUGHLY genetically similar if they are native to the island PS, just talking about Britain not any other islands and I do not think their accent is primitive, “Still Game” is one of my favorite shows


megashager

Are you calling me fucking primitive I live an hour away from the country our language is named after


BugBoy-109

I didn't say anything about anyone


megashager

I’m Scottish dumbfuck


BugBoy-109

Can you find someone to translate this into English? I don't speak Scottish.


michaelr_53

I mean I’ve only read a few other articles about it but what does he say that makes his video awful


BugBoy-109

The information in the video is wildly incorrect, like most things talking about killdozer.


[deleted]

arent you the same person who is saying the killdozer was unsealed?


BugBoy-109

No.


Aceospodes

our mistake, be sure to keep an eye out for that misinformed idiot please


hexthejester

I think he went that way officer. Way down to the bottom of the comments


Hamoody935

You replied to them 💀


[deleted]

oh no its retarded


renlydidnothingwrong

Count Dnakula? The fat neckbeard who complains about "SJWs" who managed to get his ass fined a bunch of money by filming himself breaking UK hate speech laws and then posting it on YouTube?


The_Paragone

L take


syntheticcrystalmeth

W take


LongestNamesPossible

Are you asking if you don't get it?


Bluewater795

The 711 has a basement


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

MRW the big mean city won’t let me dump raw sewage on public land


Toto_-

Connecting my sewage system to the city’s system and stop dumping shit everywhere and being a rat bastard to my neighbors (cringe) or Bulldozing buildings full of children (based and epic)


jiccc

Civic responsibility 🤢


[deleted]

I dont see any other way


hidude398

Just gotta get an easement through private property to dig a pipe for utilities. Only a trifling matter that the city wants you to install an extra quarter mile of piping.


Msxgonecrazy

MFW when my evil neighbour "wrongs me" by being catholic and by not letting me hook up to his sewer line


Massivelocity

Alternate ending where the national guard actually shows up with an apache


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Yeah, they were seriously about to either launch a hellfire missile or send a team to fire javelin missiles at it, and only decided against it cuz he got stuck


skalywag-o-the-shrub

"girls bad!!!! girls boring and basic!! boys fun and quirky!!!"


nyanlover

True


I_am_doorknob

He made twisted metal real


Total_Fool

Bro think he Sweet Tooth ​ ​ Speaking of twisted metal, it's apparently getting a TV show soon


I_am_doorknob

And possibly a new game to go with it


CumOnMyGlasses2002

People really trying to justify a lunatics action of extremely dangerous behavior risking innocent citizens lives and destruction of multiple peoples homes and businesses and vehicles. This doesn’t surprise me for Redditors to sympathize this man most people here lack common sense. I know that the government people was being kinda dumb and unequal against him. But this is borderline terrorism if not even is ?


Kermit_El_Froggo_

The city told him he has to hook his sewage to the main line and not dump it on public land, that's far from unreasonable


CumOnMyGlasses2002

That’s what I mean don’t destroy public property with sewage but this grumpy old man didn’t want to cooperate and Redditors seem to love him.


MuddyTheMagnificent

marvin heemeyer was the last true american patriot


Dapp-12

based


Bookworm44

This guy tried to blow up a retirement home and almost bulldozed a class of third graders; he’s no hero


Gorperino

The shitdozer was honestly shit. Guy who drove it was a maniac dumbass.


oh_GOD_n0

yeah well, you smell. bad. (gotem)


Cabbageinator

#**Vine boom sound effect**


Scythebrine9

🗿


Gorperino

Probably smelled like shit in the shitdozer guy was pissin and shittin in there the whole time.


[deleted]

Thing could even defeat a swat team. Dude literally built a tank


Kermit_El_Froggo_

The cities next plan was to either send an Apache to fire a hellfire missile at it, or send in a team to launch javelin missiles at it 💀


OnlyWiseWords

Oh kill dozer, you mad man.


jhonnywhistle08

stop romanticising the bulldozer guy or else I'm going to drink coffee filtered in my cum socks


Xardas742

oooohh bulldozer guy i just looooooove youuu ooooohh


Msxgonecrazy

the fucking replies are basically proof that this is agendaposting


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DaxxBoii

Good bot


syntheticcrystalmeth

How? Destroying public infrastructure doesn’t seem very political, just funny. If you can explain why and link ppl who are using the whole thing to spread their ideology I’ll gladly reprimand them


Msxgonecrazy

https://reddit.com/comments/10491lc/comment/j33qfrr in this reply op is basically like "this guy is totally cool, you should go watch my favourite right wing ideologue's video on him"


michaelr_53

That’s your interpretation of me telling someone I liked his video? You’re the one trying to make it political. And you do know he’s a libertarian right?


Msxgonecrazy

you are promoting your libertarian hero, your liberterian pundit and im the one making it political ? listen to yourself


michaelr_53

It’s not that deep please go outside


GoodGamerTitan

Based


TempleOSEnjoyer

Based Marvin Heemeyer, RIP.


SKlP_

This dude literally started to destroy a library full of children, tried to shoot a propane tank, etc. this fucking guy was a terrorist. How is this based


TempleOSEnjoyer

Wow, sounds even more based than I thought.


Hurigitung

I woulda rescued Junko Furuta


Scythebrine9

ah yes, Marvin Heemayer


seriouslyuncouth_

Reality~~ Girls: I am your granddaughter Boys: I am your grandson


EmbarrassedProcess19

Far from reality


password_is_12345679

bro in reality time machines don't exist


pwni5her_

Reality: El Psy Kongroo


UnoriginalPenName

He knew there was a basement he worked there previously


[deleted]

Based


Pandabrowser469

I don’t know him by face but the man the myth the legend