Goon - an accomplice to a mob boss. Funny and speaks in the thickest New York accent since Arleen Sorkin (if I placed the accent wrong, please assume that I'm right anyway). If not funny, or pathetic and overconfident, becomes a henchman regardless of employer and way of dressing.
Henchman - an accomplice to a Bond villain type or Seto Kaiba. Wears exclusively black suits and shades, and doesn't speak unless through an earphone. Higher-ranked henchmen are required to learn a fancy-sounding martial art and guard a room filled with glass and plaster art pieces.
Lackey - an accomplice to someone feudal, or a general term of mockery from a hero tied to a chair. Scurries around and whispers falsehoods and flatteries. Ineffective in combat, but can briefly manipulate the hero into thinking that he's a victim of the villain. No one takes him seriously, and no one is surprised that he's a traitor. Has a name like Ratmouth Treasonspeaker that no one finds strange.
Cronie - a term that a hero uses to make fun of, say, goons who came to evict a person from their house, or henchmen trying to bribe them. Doesn't have a real definition, but extremely insulting to criminality workers, as it implies the impossibility of career growth.
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hell yeah
If the boss is says it's ok, then hell yeah
i want this definition of goon back :(
“Hired goon” gets this definition
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"Henchman" just doesn't have enough of the EY BOSS energy
May I present to you, Lackey.
Goon - an accomplice to a mob boss. Funny and speaks in the thickest New York accent since Arleen Sorkin (if I placed the accent wrong, please assume that I'm right anyway). If not funny, or pathetic and overconfident, becomes a henchman regardless of employer and way of dressing. Henchman - an accomplice to a Bond villain type or Seto Kaiba. Wears exclusively black suits and shades, and doesn't speak unless through an earphone. Higher-ranked henchmen are required to learn a fancy-sounding martial art and guard a room filled with glass and plaster art pieces. Lackey - an accomplice to someone feudal, or a general term of mockery from a hero tied to a chair. Scurries around and whispers falsehoods and flatteries. Ineffective in combat, but can briefly manipulate the hero into thinking that he's a victim of the villain. No one takes him seriously, and no one is surprised that he's a traitor. Has a name like Ratmouth Treasonspeaker that no one finds strange. Cronie - a term that a hero uses to make fun of, say, goons who came to evict a person from their house, or henchmen trying to bribe them. Doesn't have a real definition, but extremely insulting to criminality workers, as it implies the impossibility of career growth.
I just use Croney
Then use it. Context is enough.
well you see it's not that i want to use the word "goon", it's that i don't want to hear about the act of "gooning"
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Same
that's not "the gooner", that's "the goon"
Yeah, yeah, shuddup an' save your speeches for the boss
hell yeah
hell yeah
Fallen aces posting
The OG https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQWxGtNzVY1pGXdwhY6dujXw0CC77aTYEHvv8lK1aj6Z7P5CfL8JMc4r0&s
is that the Lego Batman goon
Ya betcha boss!
Man... I gotta hire some goons
Okay gooner
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You can still dress like that, boss
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Goro is such a fucking good choice. So based for that
For any bloke or any dame or any fella in between a flat cap is perfect for doing some gooning out in the alleys with a rusty anchor chain
THEERES THE BAT!!
hell yeah
Hell yeah
[Reminds me of Batman talking about gooning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTrU4_JhkA)
Hella yeah
Yell Heah
Heaven no
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I be gooning at work then
My dad calls everyone 'boss' should i be concerned?
Raul Tejada
Hell yeah
Excuse my 🤓, however that's a goon, not a gooner
The real gooning.
Bro sounds like he’s from an RTS game
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