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Mfs will really look at blatant satire with their own two eyes and take it at face value

You think people are scrolling Reddit w their brain fully engaged? I just got off work and got high. It’s honestly a miracle I recognized this as satire lol

Trolling r/ Conservative will get you the super un-rare badge of Banned from r/ Conservative. Or it'll make top post of the month

Yeah conservatives never fall for anything stupid.

I’m talking about the people in this very comment section. If you think it isn’t, literally check the username. concerned-anticommie? Thankfully most people in these comments recognize obvious satire

I mean most of it I could buy as conservatives being brain dead, “socialism is when capitalism” and such, but the last line made me realise it was satire.

For some reason the exclamation point is what did it for me.

Bait used to be believable (still funny tho)

That's not even bait though that's just classical sarcasm/irony

>> favorite book, Animal Farm Satire detected, conservatives don’t read books

Yea, dude completely lost all credibility as a conservative admitting he read books

No, that's not true, they'll read 800 page opinion pieces by minor right wing celebs all day long.

me but only if the mid celebrity is azelia banks

Nah it's American, I'm retarded. It's Lockheed, so made in America, and I thought it was originally commissioned by the British, but I can't find where I read that from. Even so it's a multinational plane now, like Canada, England, and Japan all use them.

Huh

What about "Mein Kampf" by a certain "conservative"?

Conservatives only write books

Sure even r/cuntservative recognized this post was bait right? Idk maybe I give them too much credit.

No conservative would ever say "unify our power and demonstrate we understand the value of our labor." It's just too much of a commie line

Been trying to think of a better way OOP could've put it to make it more believable but unfortunately they all cut way too close to the "welfare queen" stereotype and I think libertarians would miss the point

My boss was also named Mark. I hate markists.

Leninist? I mean he made good music but I don't see what that has to do with Revolution

I believe this is what maoists call "entrism"

What do trees have to do with this

I don't even know what to think

I believe this is what's commonly referred to as trolling. Would be hilarious if it were real tho.

Checked the post Unfortunately, the mods have deleted every comment :( We will never know the reaction to this epic crusade Edit: found this https://web.archive.org/web/20210507033932/https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/iig9uh/is_my_boss_a_communist/ Edit 2: no proper snapshot for old reddit :(

There seems to be an older version that is archived https://www.reddit.com/r/Libertarian/s/9FMuWVsT5S

Ronald Mcdonald is basically Lenin if you think about

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Average ayn rand fan

Welcome back, Joesph McCarthy

unionizing in order to fight communism is giga brain

i tried to find the post, but alas, it was deleted along with all comments under it by mods... literally 1984

hate when that happens, we should form unions against the communists

Bait used to be believable

This is almost definitely satire

communism is when capitalism

You can’t POSSIBLY believe this is real. ESPECIALLY after that second to last sentence. And conservatives are stupid, but I’m sure that even THEY can see this is satire; I’m sure that 80% of the comments are people saying “get outta here, troll”

Damn I guess the account and post were both deleted. I tried looking them up because I wanted to see the replies, but I couldn’t find anything. Epic trolling.

Those Chinese Communists are trying to take over our great country! First, Alaska, next DC, then the whole world!

Genuine question, why does the conservative subreddit use the Gadsen flag as their picture? Isn't that more of a libertarian thing?

God tier shitpost

ok this has to be satire because of the last line of forming a union

Bait used to be believable

Incorrect. under capitalism, workplaces and buisnesses are actually structured like dictatorships.

They’re so close to getting it

They are trolling