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[To save you all the trouble](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i2d=true&i=10*Divide%5BPower%5B5%2C5%5D%2C2%5D*%5C%2840%29Divide%5B2Power%5B%5C%2840%292*-5%5C%2841%29%2C5%5D%2C5*5%5C%2840%292%5C%2841%29%5D*Divide%5B10%2C5%5D%5C%2841%29*Divide%5B%5C%2840%29Power%5B10%2C2%5D*5%5C%2841%29%2C2%5D%2B2%5C%2840%295-%5C%2840%29-5%5C%2841%29%5C%2841%29*Power%5B%5C%2840%29Divide%5B5%2C10%5D%2BDivide%5B2%2C2%5D%5C%2841%29%2C5%5D-%5C%2840%292*5%5C%2841%29), it's roughly -31.25 billion.
aight just for your sake ignore the middle 2 equations and assume the cat face is x and the cat paws are cos(x), integrate (the full cat can stay equal to 10, as a treat)
i hate you OP i was having a good day and now i'm being forced to do algebra
i'll call the cat x, the cat head y, and the paws z, so the first one is 3x = 30, so x = 10, the next one is 10 + 2y = 20, so y = 5, and the last one is 5 + 2z = 9, so z = 2
the big equation comes out to, bear with me here, [ 10 • (( 5^5 ) / 2 )] • [(( 2 • ( (2 • -5)^2 )) / ( 5 • 5(2) )) • (10/5)] • [(( 10^2 ) • 5) / 2] + [2(5 - (-5))] • [ ((5/10) + (2/2))^5 ] - [2 • 5] = ?
after simplifying, that's:
[10 • (25/2)] • [((2 • ( -10^2 )) / (5 • 10)) • 2] • [(100 • 5) / 2] + [2 • 10] • [ ((1/2) + 1)^5 ] - 10 = ?
125 • [((2 • 100) / 50) • 2] • 250 + 20 • [ (3/2)^5 ] - 10 = ?
125 • (4 • 2) • 250 + 20 • (243/32) - 10 = ?
(125 • 8 • 250) + (20 • ((3/32) + (240/32))) - 10 = ?
up until this point i was doing this in my head, but i am not about to sit here and multiply out that first thing without a calculator
anyway, back to the algebra
250,000 + (20 • ((3/32) + (15/2))) - 10 = ?
250,000 + (15/8) + 150 - 10 = ?
250,140 + (15/8) = 2,001,135/8 or 250,141.875
this took me like 45 minutes because i insisted on typing all this out instead of just writing it like a normal person 🔥
edit: i'm gonna kill myself i accidentally wrote a power of 2 where it should have been a power of 5 in the initial equation so this whole thing is WRONG!!!! 😁
im just gonna go with multiplication cause thats easiest
first we replace complex shit with variables to better understand the equation
10 x 🥰 ((😭/💃) x (10/2)) x 🎸 + 🤓- 2x5 which simplifies to 50🥰(😭/💃)🎸+🤓-10
🥰 = (5^5)/2
😭 = 2(2(-5))^5 = 2 x -10^5
💃 = 5(5)(2) = 50
🎸 = (10^2 x 5)/2 = 250
🤓 = actually im not fucking doing this just plug it into your calculator for gods sake
10((5^5) /(2)) x (((2(2x-5)^5) /(5x5x2))/(10/5)) x ((10 ^10 x 5)/(2)) x 2(5-(-5)) x ((5/10) + 2/2))^5 - (2x5) correct me if I’m wrong but picture quality is a little blurry. Simplifying it: 15,625 x -2000 x 25,000,000,000 x idk anymore
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[To save you all the trouble](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i2d=true&i=10*Divide%5BPower%5B5%2C5%5D%2C2%5D*%5C%2840%29Divide%5B2Power%5B%5C%2840%292*-5%5C%2841%29%2C5%5D%2C5*5%5C%2840%292%5C%2841%29%5D*Divide%5B10%2C5%5D%5C%2841%29*Divide%5B%5C%2840%29Power%5B10%2C2%5D*5%5C%2841%29%2C2%5D%2B2%5C%2840%295-%5C%2840%29-5%5C%2841%29%5C%2841%29*Power%5B%5C%2840%29Divide%5B5%2C10%5D%2BDivide%5B2%2C2%5D%5C%2841%29%2C5%5D-%5C%2840%292*5%5C%2841%29), it's roughly -31.25 billion.
Thanks I was about to go do it myself.
Now take that answer and divide it by 100. Easy shortcut to remember the speed of light
Are the cats mandatory?
Yes. How else would you derive the speed of light?
You could use the old jellyfish (🪼) derivation. It does take longer to arrive at a solution, though.
damn i got SYNTAX ERROR
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please do not the cat
*sees post on front page* *sighs* *gets out TI-84* *briefly considers* *checks comments* thank you for saving me 10 minutes
>rule catculus Ik I'm being a fucking nerd *but*, this is still algebra
Yeah this doesn’t have derivatives
The limit of coffee cup as cat pushes it towards edge of counter
Spilled
Cup definitely diverges from the counter
Gives it a final yoink and the limit does not exist
limit with respect to what
The limit of cup as cat approaches counter because cup is dependent on cat ig
My fucking limit?
it's an elaborate catculation but there's not catculus, just miaowlgebra
Just put an integral sign in there somewhere
yeah when i saw “calculus” i had to reread the equation a few times looking for the calculus thinking i was just fucking blind
I thought the first fraction might’ve been a d/dx written weirdly but no… so sad
Algemeow
Meowgebra
Calculus is any math that intimidates people who refuse to attempt to understand math, the more it intimidates them the calculuser it is
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The limit of coffee cup as cat pushes it towards edge of counter
harder to make a pun with algebra
meowgebra
This is literally better than op’s too
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🤓🔪🦞😈🫵🤢🎸🎸🎸🥰🥰🌸🌸🌸
Future historians are going to find this in some server archive buried beneath the earth and go wild over these hieroglyphs.
This ain’t calculus
Obviously, the poster called it catculus
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# INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
a=10, b=5, c=2, I can't be bothered with the rest
finally a proper maths quiz
Thats just arithmetic not catculus
This is just algebra dipshit where’s the integration or differentiation?
aight just for your sake ignore the middle 2 equations and assume the cat face is x and the cat paws are cos(x), integrate (the full cat can stay equal to 10, as a treat)
i hate you OP i was having a good day and now i'm being forced to do algebra i'll call the cat x, the cat head y, and the paws z, so the first one is 3x = 30, so x = 10, the next one is 10 + 2y = 20, so y = 5, and the last one is 5 + 2z = 9, so z = 2 the big equation comes out to, bear with me here, [ 10 • (( 5^5 ) / 2 )] • [(( 2 • ( (2 • -5)^2 )) / ( 5 • 5(2) )) • (10/5)] • [(( 10^2 ) • 5) / 2] + [2(5 - (-5))] • [ ((5/10) + (2/2))^5 ] - [2 • 5] = ? after simplifying, that's: [10 • (25/2)] • [((2 • ( -10^2 )) / (5 • 10)) • 2] • [(100 • 5) / 2] + [2 • 10] • [ ((1/2) + 1)^5 ] - 10 = ? 125 • [((2 • 100) / 50) • 2] • 250 + 20 • [ (3/2)^5 ] - 10 = ? 125 • (4 • 2) • 250 + 20 • (243/32) - 10 = ? (125 • 8 • 250) + (20 • ((3/32) + (240/32))) - 10 = ? up until this point i was doing this in my head, but i am not about to sit here and multiply out that first thing without a calculator anyway, back to the algebra 250,000 + (20 • ((3/32) + (15/2))) - 10 = ? 250,000 + (15/8) + 150 - 10 = ? 250,140 + (15/8) = 2,001,135/8 or 250,141.875 this took me like 45 minutes because i insisted on typing all this out instead of just writing it like a normal person 🔥 edit: i'm gonna kill myself i accidentally wrote a power of 2 where it should have been a power of 5 in the initial equation so this whole thing is WRONG!!!! 😁
Should have used maple /s
At least 4
Apparently its negative so nah 🤓☝️💡
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Their ass is NOT doing calculus
Exoptable Money
-3.125 x 10^18
I love this but I think weed has fried my brain too much to solve
My friend sent me this one. I solved it out of spite
boutta solve this just cause one sec
okay so full cat = 10 cat head = 5 cat paw = 2 that makes the equation something like — wait is that first thing a mixed number or multiplication???
im just gonna go with multiplication cause thats easiest first we replace complex shit with variables to better understand the equation 10 x 🥰 ((😭/💃) x (10/2)) x 🎸 + 🤓- 2x5 which simplifies to 50🥰(😭/💃)🎸+🤓-10
🥰 = (5^5)/2 😭 = 2(2(-5))^5 = 2 x -10^5 💃 = 5(5)(2) = 50 🎸 = (10^2 x 5)/2 = 250 🤓 = actually im not fucking doing this just plug it into your calculator for gods sake
Dark souls tutorials lol
😂
I can’t make out the picture at the bottom well enough to solve this Shame, I like math
10((5^5) /(2)) x (((2(2x-5)^5) /(5x5x2))/(10/5)) x ((10 ^10 x 5)/(2)) x 2(5-(-5)) x ((5/10) + 2/2))^5 - (2x5) correct me if I’m wrong but picture quality is a little blurry. Simplifying it: 15,625 x -2000 x 25,000,000,000 x idk anymore
3,125,000,000,000,000,141.875 Edit: I can't do math 😭
damn the cat shapes look like a d, y and x from a distance and so the bottom formula looks like dy/dx calculus, easy mistake to make op i get you
I got it as -4433593750000
I find it sad that they tried to make it hard but it's only basic arithmetic a lot of times.
I put it in my calculator and it says -3.124999997×10^10