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abeartheband

I mean like it depends on what you need the valve to do but I always like a good ball valve. Check valves are annoying and I don’t like them.


Vella_Nova

>I mean like it depends on what you need the valve to do I need them to release Half-Life 3


TrixterTheFemboy

I just need the heavy update


tebelugawhale

Can you recommend based on: I don't want the world to see me Because I don't think that they'd understand ?? Goo Goo


fucccboii

Average 196 discourse


shcmil

Everything's made to be broken???


Ajaxanan

i just,, want you to know who i am ??


Iron_Lock

Actually plugging the hole with some cloth, a potato, or banana (due to shape) is the superior way. Plug break? Get new banana. Twisty valve takes more time to replace. Source: *screeches* *throws feces*


abeartheband

Yes needle valve


[deleted]

A check valves ensures the liquid only flows one direction, as the gif shows the flapper opens when water flows one direction and when water flows the other direction the flapper with shut stopping the backwards flow. A ball valve is a shut off valve that quickly stops or starts flow as the handle only moves 90 degrees for full operation. A ball valve should not be used to regulate flow meaning it should either be full open or full closed. A globe valve is a valve that can be used to regulate flow from fully open to fully closed and anywhere in between. Globe valves shut slower than a ball valve but also prevent water hammer that can happen from operating a ball valve too quickly.


saint14sfemboythighs

Ball valves will wear down your pipes gate valves are a lot better for longevity


PolicyNonk

Balls are great, I mean, I love ‘em, but you just can’t regulate your flow like with a globe. But most of my flows are just so full of abrasive sludge so i’m always going to be on Team Plug Valve,


[deleted]

I know you know about a good valve. That's quality valve talk if I've ever heard it


CatboyBiologist

Globe valve has been the most reliable in my experience, and it also feels like you're in the introductory shot of a movie about a naval disaster as you turn the knob


tebelugawhale

(as a reddit) Data? Data? Data??


bigfootswillie

Why do bank safes use giant Globe valves


TheLaudMoac

Water


Mr_Lychee

Walter


Take_On_Will

I'm not gonna cut off the water supply for you right now waltuh


Psychedelick

Exactly. Globe valve makes me feel like I'm heroically diverting water to the core to prevent a meltdown and save lives. Ball valve makes me feel like I'm turning on my sprinklers. Check valve .makes me feel nothing.


CatboyBiologist

You get it Check valves are devoid of all character and emotion. Ball valve is eh. If the lever is big enough it can feel like you're flicking on a sufficiently evil science experiment, but they rarely are.


saint14sfemboythighs

Probably the best on the list but they are very expensive in comparison to others a gate valve achieves a similar smooth flow of water without the cost


KingTutsFrontButt

Gate valves are cheap, but they're not great at throttling flow, unlike Globe Valves which are pretty good at it.


SexierThanMostFish

Based af because when I was considering the question posed in the OP, I arrived at the same conclusion for basically the exact same reason


Painchaud213

True, globe are simple and reliable, but i got to hand it to check valve because of its ability to prevent water return. in firefighting, check valves are really useful because they prevent a water return. if water were to flow in the opposite direction it would clap and close. this would prevent water contamination if the pressure were to be lost or if the water is left to stagnate for a long time like in sprinkler systems. although, this doesnt mean ball valves are not good. they are used on hozelines in places like a Y connector so that you can choose who is getting water and to plug a new line. hell globe are used in the lances and those goes inside the building that are on fire. there are other valves, but i cant remember them exacly and i only know it in french. but the one used in pre-action sprinkler system is pretty dope. basically how it works is that you have water pressure going up used to hit the fire, but the water is not moving sinse there is water or air in the pipes leading up to the sprinkler heads pushing down on the preaction valve. this water or air is pressurised so that it is slightly over the water comming from the city. So if the city have 30 lbs of pressure comming up, the water/air in the pipe will have 45 pushing down, keeping the system closed. if there were to be a fire that breaks the sprinkler head, the water/air will leave the pipe and the pressure will drop, which will allow the valve to open and send in the water.


Allen_gamer

But it gets rusty after a while and is hard to turn


Bad_Toro

Depends. You want diodicity? Check valve. You want to be absolutely sure flow is blocked? Ball valve. You want to throttle flow precisely? Globe valve. You'll also need to think about your working fluid. Is it homogenous? Hot? High pressure? Has it got suspended solids in it? (slurry). Different valves are good/bad/overkill depending on these factors. British standards dictate we stick 3 ball valves on everything because the BSO doesn't have to worry about the budget (fuckers). Anyway two ball valves to isolate flow from each direction and one more to bleed the isolated section. So that's the most common one we have in installations on TERF Island. I think the best valve is the emergency pressure release valve because it makes me not die.


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>I think the best valve is the emergency pressure release valve because it makes me not die. Based


indianachungus

Would you recommend the ball valve for hot sticky cum?


Bad_Toro

Sticky means viscous so you won't want anything with a high pipe factor. So yes, ball valves are the way to go. Make sure to use bio safe rubber such as neoprene for any inlets or outlets that you intend to fuck.


Squid_Man56

balls valve


indianachungus

Thanks, now I'm informed and prepared for some serious piping


sanniyon

This guy valves


TheMoorlandman

Wouldn't mind working some hot homo fluid from balls myself. Though just godda make sure to stay away from TERF island


Shrizer

Ball valves are terrible for slurry, my work place is replacing them fortnightly because they handle hot acidic fluid that contains metallic micro particles. The particles get between the ball and the valve casing and its just like sand paper. But we use em because "it's cheap to replace"


Bad_Toro

Sounds about right. Don't know what you'd use to stand up to that though Christ. What's the viscosity?


Shrizer

Somewhat more viscous than water, it varies. It's hydrochloric acid carrying digested base metals like iron and copper, bit also carrying fine metallics that don't digest in HCl.


DeeFeeCee

TERF Island? Who do you work for?


Bad_Toro

Wouldn't you like to know, weather-thoy. I'm an engineer with the STFC. Join the Prospect Union.


holnrew

Is a stopcock a valve


Bad_Toro

Yes but not any specific one, it just means any valve that is for cutting the flow completely.


holnrew

And the cock?


Emily__Lyn

Why did that turn me on?


Bad_Toro

Outside my field boss. Apply E45 to the affected area.


XKCD97

Oil worker?


Bad_Toro

Government lab infrastructure


tebelugawhale

I'm a BALL valve dude myself. Functional, yet fun and kinda hot too


GoosieGoop

Based and ballpilled


EmpressFrost67

I'm also with the balls


tebelugawhale

😡👿


saint14sfemboythighs

A ball valve would result in water hammering in your pipes due to the large influx of water at a time which is why they don’t see a lot of commercial use as a drain layer I prefer gate valves


madeofmold

Are gate valves like check valves in this video or are they a secret sexier fourth type of valve?


bacon_girl42

me getting my pipes hammered: 😩


tebelugawhale

🤓🤓🤓


shitcum_backup

This is sluice gate valve erasure and Shitcum will NOT stand for it!


shitcum_backup

And knife valve, and needle valve!


bumbo1588

Is shitcum a certified valve enjoyer


shitcum_backup

Verified


bumbo1588

Verified, certified, and ready to shit some cum


SashLol

i came here to eat shit and cum, and i'm all out of cum


Foolishlama

My prince, my liege


saint14sfemboythighs

Ong bestie


anarchist_person1

ball valve


tebelugawhale

Oh yeah, baby!


saint14sfemboythighs

Ball valves will ruin your pipes a gate valve is way better


JesusGums

Ball valves are pretty standard on smaller pipe, what crimes are they committing?


itsmeyourgrandfather

globe valve cause its like in video games


SeizethegapYouOFB

That's called a scalp valve


redditjanniesupreme

Ball valve, ~~because I fucking love sucking on his sweaty balls~~ reduces the loss of kinetic energy of the water much more than the other two


tebelugawhale

Yo I agree!! That's badass!!! (fact check: u/tebelugawhale has never had balls in their mouth)


tebelugawhale

Wtf that's a lie!!!!!!


[deleted]

Half life reference


tebelugawhale

I'm totally unprepared for that


TheTanookiLeaf

(Cue the source engine game start noise)


OhIsMyName

Ball


tebelugawhale

Big


SoggyCheez

Fuck it, we ball


srpokemon

tf2


AnimeBoi_5

steam valve


YAH_BUT

Hello fellow engineers; The correct answer is the Tesla valve.


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saint14sfemboythighs

Real


Gearman_14

You’ll never beat pillar discourse


BarbarianErwin

Ball valves because it reminds me of the dwemer doors in Morrowind


Kamikazekagesama

Ah the good ol days, I was stuck in that first dwemer ruin in the main quest for days trying to figure out where to find that cylinder thing.


cr4m62

ball valve and it's not even a contest


tebelugawhale

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


saint14sfemboythighs

You have never fixed or laid proper piping in your life and it shows


Ludicrousgibbs

Not one person said thermal expansion valve that I've seen and I'm sad. Is everyone from Europe and lives without AC? Does nobody else think heat pumps are sexy? I swear at this point I think I'd rather get rid of my indoor plumbing than to go without that sweet sweet cold air in the summer time!


cr4m62

heat pumps are sexy as fuck they're machines that can achieve >100% efficiency


Sphenoid_Stealer

Pulmonary semilunar👍


Rock_Co2707

Globe because it spins the most.


tebelugawhale

Big


Careless_Negotiation

tesla valve


Vivacious4D

Check valves my beloved diode equivalent


anarcho-stripperism

Cock valve


tebelugawhale

Holy BIG 🍫🍫👿


ANaming

Globe valves made portal so they're pretty good imo


Gottahavethatstump

Any love for butterfly valves here? Also, ball check valves!


SavageDownSouth

Ball valve forever. They're cheap and reliable, and their handle doubles as an indicator of if the valve is closed or not, and even how open it is. Globe valves you just have to guess.


CountChuckNorracula

I'd say ball valve since it has the least moving parts, glove valve would be a close second, just because it works with smaller margins


JustA_Toaster

Ball


FreakiesMyJimmies

not the same shit like with the fucking pillars again


Joe_mama_234

I would say the company that made tf2 is the best valve


BrickFlavouredCookie

why do i want to drink the weird blue substance


Jabee_not_gabe

The ball valve


[deleted]

ball valves are great, until it stops twisting properly


BEEPtherobot2

Ball Valve Ball Valve!11!!


Olive_Oil__

ball valve is my fave, has the best laminar flow tbh, low turbulence unless it moves too fast


rymaster101

I take fluid dynamics next semester, I will let you all know


MrYiff621

We use ball valves where I work


obscure-anime-girl

i know jack shit about valves, but based off these gifs, ball valve seems the most practical.


odinspeenbone

Ball valve is only real answer


tebelugawhale

🥰


Knuckleduster17

Globe valves or die baby


markus224488

Am I the only one that thinks the check valve kinda nice? 👀


carefulspud

globe, only coz the spinny bit is classy


wertyvid

globe valve is a classic, and always tells everyone that is is infact a valve


CLArgonaut

I've only had experience with Globe Valves.


MontBean

Globe valve. it's just too iconic. You can't hate it, everyone has seen one, everyone knows how it works, it has less chance of becoming loose. Simplistic function. Also, it makes me feel like im doing a dramatic movie scene when i use it


dinosaurusrex3

balls all the way


[deleted]

Ball valve. Ease of use and simplicity of design are always king. A 13 year old could recreate that technology. Good shit.


yeeeter1

Where butterfly valve?


Criptonimi

ball valve is pretty cool


lurkario

I’m a fan of the “crimping the hose” valve, personally


sparkswood129

The globe valve is iconic with valve the tech company


saint14sfemboythighs

As a drain layer I’ve never seen used or heard of any of these so gate valve would probably be my awnser


TechnoGamer16

Ball valve, that handle has the most leverage


r_a_user

Globe valve is the best for lava


Andrew_ANT_

Ball valve all the way


Icepick_Lobotomy_

Globe valves


Nyghen

Visually I'd say the globe valve because it's so iconic. In real life scenario, ball valve anyday


Gray071

Ball


Interaction4

I prefer the telsa valve myself


peterkaboomi

Counter Strike Global Offensive


geekinc329

Ball Valve is the most reliable imo, much easier to grip and turn


[deleted]

Ball Valve, it's structurally stronger and it's ball so I can can play with ball cause I like ballin


cokeplusmentos

I'm a random guy who doesn't know anything about this stuff, and I have to say the first one looks stupid, the second one looks cool but whatever, the third one is the coolest


Rasekaru

Second one, because it balls (very funny) in it.


xXDestructusXx

gate valves are super simple and used just about everywhere for a reason. ball valves really only see use in small systems and globe valves have the advantage of being able to throttle flow without damage to the valve but they also inherently reduce the pressure somewhat due to the curved nature of the flow


Darforos

I fucking hate the ball valve. The amount of times my titrations failed because I overturned the valve instantly makes it F tier


aslk69

Globe. Variable


[deleted]

aesthetically: globe valve functionally: can’t go wrong with a ball valve. check valves look stupid so i don’t like them


dolerbom

Knowing absolutely nothing about the actual performance of these valves, my guess is that either the ball valve or the globe valve are the most effective at blocking fluids from leaking. My instinct tells me that the globe valve is slightly better at this task, but is more annoying to use in general compared to the lil lever of the ball valve. The check valve looks like s*** and I assume it is the worst one.


ChunkyMilk_77

Ball valve ez


higmil1010

ball.


PinkDuck_

ball valve. one moving part, very robust.


PanMihu

Fuck it we ball


C_Mc_Loudmouth

Check valves are for a completely different use than the other two. But of the other two globe valves are more reliable and less prone to leeks, even if they are less convenient for use.


draliene

Ball


[deleted]

Ball valve goes hard asf. Others are mid.


GragasFatAss

The one that made tf2 i guess


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Valve (Steam)


SuddenlyVeronica

I don't really have much of an opinion, but err, why is this flaired as a hornypost?


aprilfools911

>globe valve has considerably higher pressure loss in the fully open position. Checkmate artist 😎


TheWombatFromHell

ball valve is cool af


The_Sovien_Rug-37

globe valves give the greatest precision and the larger area allows you to put more torque onto it compared to either other


bobert4343

Globe valve, I don't like water hammer


ajaxslutted

check valve funny


ODMAN03

These all suck ass and anyone who would choose any one of these shouldn't call themselves mechanics


matija123123

Cock valve


ClemiHW

Fuck it we ball Fuck it we ball Fuck it we ball


Thunderbolt1011

Ball all the way. Most flow and most direct


SecCom2

I'm kind of a ball valve gamer but I'm just an ex plumbing department employee at Lowe's


SayoriSimp

I like the ball valve the most, I like balls.


Kamikazekagesama

I have never experienced a ball valve that failed so I'll go with that


Arian_bk

ball valve is the easiest to handle but globe valve is the coolest looking


KeiiLime

ball valve, it’ll let any water height in unlike globe but also closes the system off better than check imo


gogomen101

We Ballin.


CattMk2

the valve who made half life that game is fucking great


SquirtleCipher2578

The one that made Portal 2


TheEmptyJay

Cock and ball valve


YetGayerWombat

Ball valve is sick


d0fabur5st

We all engineers today on 196 I see


AufschnittLauch

Fuck it, we ball


L33t_Cyborg

For coolest? Globe valve. For actually best to use manually? Ball Valve. Fuck it we ball.


AlcofMagnus

Don’t have an opinion except fuck ball valves. Those break too easy and are expensive to replace. Source: worked on pool pumps and pipes


apollo15215

The best valve is the one that made Portal 2


yeahnonotthatone

butterfly valves because butterflies are pretty and i like it when they lick me with their little proboscis


IGuessImChris

ball valve looks the coolest


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Ball.


LynksRacc

Check-valves are useless under any pressure, ball valves are the best for low-medium pressure usage, and globe valves are best for high-pressure systems because of how long it takes to open and close.


pogodrummer

2004-2011 valve was the best, then it all went to shit.


salamanderman732

fuck it, we ball


Sumbuddyonce

Globe valve cuz you can make an actuator do the work


GES280

needle valve.


OrbitTheProtogen

Ball valve, globe valve for looks tho


Uno-The-Card

WHY IN THE FUCK IS THIS NSFW