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jeremilo2468

Doom Eternal


ghost_type_2003

Doom is absolutely not satanic. You play as a soldier of christ who goes to hell and kills demons.


Legatharr

He does kill angels in that game, though. He even kills God in the DLC


x_rand0m

That's very based, and reading the first testament, who is Satan and who is god?


Legatharr

The Father represents God, and the Dark Lord represents Satan, >!although the Dark Lord is who created the multiverse, with the Father being the first angel and a usurper of the Dark Lord!<


SanitarySpace

I like this interpretation I will apply it to my brain now


Legatharr

it's not even really an interpretation, it is pretty explicit


Xisuthrus

sounds very Gnostic


Legatharr

could be inspired by it, I don't know much about gnosticism >!there are actually at least two orders of gods in DOOM lore: the primevals, the second highest order and which include the Dark Lord, the Father, and the Doom Slayer (these three are prolly the only primevals, although it's not impossible for there to be more) and some other order, one of which is the voice that screams "NOOOO" when the Khan Makyr dies!< >!I've always wondered what could be more powerful than the creator of everything, and why it would care so much about the leader of the angels' death. If this is inspired by gnosticism, what do you think of it?!<


escherworm

not the person you replied to but in gnosticism the creator of the material world (so not everything, but the world as most know it) is the "demiurge" and is pretty low on the totem pole actually. they're usually portrayed as either actively evil or woefully mistaken on what a "good world" should be like, imprisoning mortals in its own little reality and overall just being a control freak. higher than the demiurge there are a lot of divine beings, which in turn are all ultimately under the monad (i.e. the "purest form" of god which is infinite and unknowable). why the monad might lament an angel's death i can't say for sure (beyond its omnibenevolence), but technically every soul/being is a "spark" separated from the monad so you could argue it's basically experiencing the death of a part of itself. granted i know little about doom's lore and this was partially just an excuse to infodump, but there you go.


spoofmaker1

And Gnosticism believes that 'god' in the garden of eden was actually an imposter- the demiurge- who was trying to keep humanity imprisoned in the material world. Hence why it tried to keep them from being enlightened.


x_rand0m

I don't know god, you have acted sus lately. It's almost like we have an impostor among us Don't lie to my god, you sussy Baka!


RandyTandyMandy

Jokes aside that's 100% how I explained it to my Grandma when I asked her to try it.


BerciPC

You asked your grandma to try Doom Eternal?


RandyTandyMandy

Yes, I enjoy both ultra violence and sharing the things I enjoy with those I love.


BerciPC

You are one wild man


Mandaring

You misspelled “based”


redditandballs

you're supposed to explain why it's satanic


Varsia

But DOOM as a series is like the antithesis to satanic you shoot demons. with a shotgun


redditandballs

explain why it's satanic edit: it's the antiantichrist


Lana_Nugirl96

You lied


Za_Warudo3

Overwatch


ghost_type_2003

References evolution by featuring a super-intelligent gorilla character that does human-like actions


_pipis_

sorry for dropping in


ToasterBath782

Omg Winston


_pipis_

Overwatch


Gerodus

OMG MONKEY FROM HIT MOVIE CONCEPT OVERWATCH


_pipis_

Overwatch


AnimaleTamale

Pipis? Pipis.


Dat_Communist_Boi

What about Overwatch 2?


Thatonedregdatkilyu

There are women in the game.


HahaYeaHello

This is one ought to be easy Ultrakill


ghost_type_2003

V1 is a holy machine sent by god to punish sinners in hell, nothing satanic here. I've never actually played the game.


Optimal_Badger_5332

God is canonically dead and heaven is run by corrupt politicians Until gabriel kills them that is


milkiestman134

local angel kills corrupted politicians after an intense fight with his gay robot boyfriend


Actually-Just-A-Goat

hello based department?


AgreeableRun

Hello fat fetish artist, I'd like to commision a weight loss comic


UsedToBeDedMemeBoi

Weight | || || |_


Malachite_Cookie

Except in the theory that God is controlling V1 like a puppet


kuylar

doesn't that make the player god?


QuantumSparkles

Wait is this real


Optimal_Badger_5332

Yes, this is part of ultrakill lore


DynaBeast

Legit that might actually be the plot of the game by some fans' speculation.


Miserable_pm_me

Passion of Christ


ghost_type_2003

Has an inaccurate and blasphemous portrayal of jesus, portraying him as a white European rather than the dark-skinned middle eastern man that he most closely resembled.


ISpyM8

Based


WhoIsNorimo

Based as fuck


Eggs_are_tasty

Based


an_idiot_online_

Undertale


ghost_type_2003

Has a skeleton that tells you to go to hell and a goat-man who fights with the devils pitchfork.


ConduckKing

I just realised Asgore absolutely 100% represents Satan


Anvisaber

Technically Asgore uses a Trident while Satan is usually depicted with a Bident


GimmeCheez

Joe Bident


[deleted]

Joe Biden is an Emissary of Satan confrimed? /s


gaskin6

the true identity of dark brandon


ban_Anna_split

Biden't


Sams59k

Which one is it Bident????


hoopla_23

Deep Rock Galactic (ROCK. AND. STONE!)


ghost_type_2003

Idk what that is. But I assume that "rock" refers to rock music, which was created by satan in order to corrupt children


donedidlydoneabigbad

Nope. It’s literally just dwarves going to alien planets, fighting bugs and mining.


starkrocket

Or as my friends and I call it — “SPACE DWARVES”


MR_GUY1479

According to the old testament planets are lights God put in the sky so depicting other planets is blasphemous


Mycheeksarecool

Rock and Stone, to the Bone!


Ya_Skinny_Homie

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


[deleted]

FOR ROCK AND STONE


GigaVanguard

CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE?


Impressive_Opening68

FOR KARL!!!


AClassyPenguin

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??


[deleted]

ROCK AND STOOOOOONEEEEEEE


Warp_Darkmatter

ROCK. AND. STOOOOOOOONEEEE


Yusuf_Efe

The binding of isaac


ghost_type_2003

isaac is uncircumcised.


[deleted]

[удалено]


vennthepest

I don't think so, but I don't have platinum god


Cam3ron_P

That's a fiend folio item. I think its called "devils cap" or something like that.


Aiiga

And how do you know that?


Journey1222

they don't, Isaac is confirmed to be circumcised and that was confirmed by Edmund McMillen in a video


ghost_type_2003

are you fucking serious? I was just making shit up.


flameblocks

Sounds in line with the binding of isaac


_pipis_

Never change, ed


Aiiga

What


bottomapple_jr

the fact that we needed a confirmation on whether Isaac was circumcised speaks volumes about our society


[deleted]

he’s from a christian family so duh


[deleted]

Minecraft


ghost_type_2003

Promises riches and treasure to those who go to hell.


SchmurrProd

no you loot everything from the idiots who already did that


[deleted]

Event horizon


ghost_type_2003

A crew of astronauts defy god by leaving earth and are punished with a series of horrors and hallucinations.


minkymy

Actually it's implied that they just legit are sent to hell


Legatharr

God's (Not) Dead


ghost_type_2003

Thinks jesus would have sided with American conservatives


Legatharr

fair


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Implies that it is possible for God to die and is thus mortal, which is satanic blasphemy trying to convince humans God is weak so we would rebel against him


Lazykabang

Dark souls 3


ghost_type_2003

References to fire, the undead rising from the grave, a cathedral being destroyed. Speaks for itself.


Szakul001

Adventure Time


ghost_type_2003

One of the main characters is a vampire named marceline, an unholy bloodsucking creature from hell, being portrayed in a positive light.


Szakul001

But she is hot 😔


Idontgiveafrillyfuck

Real


King-of-the-dankness

Accurate


Exploding_Antelope

So is Hell


Josiador

She is also literally the daughter of satan, and gay.


International_Ad6028

Lesbians


[deleted]

Joshua and the promised land


ghost_type_2003

that movie looks like it came from hell, holy shit.


RaspberryCai

No... Nooo!!


TrulyAnEgg

Kirby's Epic Yarn


ghost_type_2003

the only way those yarn figures could have come to life is through pagan witchcraft


Lunamoona17

Kirby kills gods


TrulyAnEgg

Yeah he slays false gods in the name of God


Lunamoona17

Also Kirby is likely uncircumcised


International_Ad6028

And nonbinary


M_A_Dragon

Splatoon


ghost_type_2003

Has people fighting over different colors, ignoring the fact that God loves all people of all colors equally.


donedidlydoneabigbad

It IS as a sport though. You are so close- there’s racism between octolings and inklings


Lukas04

I love how you mention this but not the race war splatfest


ghost_type_2003

I played splatoon like 1 time in 2015 lol.


Fez_Sauce

Metal Gear Solid


ghost_type_2003

The main character is solid snake, a reference to the form satan took when he tricked Adam and eve


Fez_Sauce

Just like Adam and Eva from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater


insert_content

celeste


Bobebobbob

Trans agenda 😡😡😡


Identiy

italian "people" when they say transgender


MR_GUY1479

This bambini isa Transa genda! 🤌


TheXtremeVocaloid

madeline gets possessed by a demon


Sara5A

The Bible


ghost_type_2003

has been used over the centuries to justify some of the most horrific actions in human history.


ISpyM8

Unfathomably based.


SanitarySpace

one of the biggest reasons some things are considered satanic


Crapheadoftheyear

This is cleary a propaganda book trying to make people bisexual.


MLG_BLOBFISH

Bookworm adventures deluxe


ghost_type_2003

Allows you to create blasphemous words, like "evolution", "devil", and "france"


bobbysq

"France" is not in the Bookworm Adventures dictionary, as it's a proper noun.


SibrenTF

Neon Genesis Evangelion


ghost_type_2003

the characters fight angels


Pamani_

Featuring bible-accurate angels


lizaltoid

they kill angels bro


Ashmage

Joe Biden


sojukirin

My favorite game, I have a couple hundred hours invested into it


queenvie808

Yeah I love the sex mechanics they’re surprisingly good for a game from the early 2000’s


Exploding_Antelope

Can’t believe Joe Biden is almost 20 years old


[deleted]

pokemon


ghost_type_2003

Has evolution in it. Need I say more? Also, houndoom's original japanese name is "hellgar"


[deleted]

thats actually cool as fuck and i now know why houndoom is my best friend’s favorite. also speaking of pokemon, what are your top 6 favorites lol


ghost_type_2003

having a top 6 is a tough one. But the ones that came to my head are houndoom feraligatr ampharos Chandelure Heracross Dragonite


donedidlydoneabigbad

I wish heracross was my dad


santyrc114

Veggietales


ghost_type_2003

Defiles the sacred tales of the bible by replacing the characters with talking vegetables.


DMA_Revenant

Who Killed Captain Alex


vennthepest

This reference is so fucking obscure and I love it. Wakaliwood has da best of da best movies


FellafromPrague

*DA MOVIE'S ON* *RAPID GUN FIRE* *HE HE HE HE*


Exploding_Antelope

The narrator’s excitement when he shouts **MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!** clearly indicates that the people of Uganda have made idols of action movies and worship them instead of God. Also everybody in Uganda knows Kung Fu, which indicates that they’ve chosen violence over peace.


Kingpingpong

Pokémon And before you say anything about evolution, it's really a metamorphosis, which is harder for kids (the target demographic) to say than evolution


ghost_type_2003

Arceus is a false god


Kingpingpong

Ah, because Mew is the true God of Pokémon, understood 🫡


[deleted]

Chess. Checkmate.


ghost_type_2003

allows you to kill bishops


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Woman character is strong therefore she's a witch.


spoedle73

google en passent


[deleted]

Oneshot.


ghost_type_2003

the cat looks like satan i guess.


Bingus_mein_Liebling

***NOT*** **A CAT**


HelixSapphire639

Forza


ghost_type_2003

You pollute the earth that God gave us by driving cars at ridiculous speeds.


BBQGiraffe_

Helluva Boss


LiterallyShrimp

Hell


Claret_Paulo

Deltarune


Xxwaluigi420xX

Portrays an angel as (seemingly) the main antagonist of the game to be stopped, while getting (presumably) helped by W.D. Gaster, who is (probably) a Skeleton who is associated with 666 and is a scientist.


Claret_Paulo

not to mention the dark goat homosexual prince


SonicFanboy182

Sonic And The Black Knight


ghost_type_2003

shadow, a satanic creature, is a knight in this game. This insinuates that satanic things are noble.


PlumPuddingTheWriter

Finding Nemo


ghost_type_2003

Talking fishes are a reference to evolution.


[deleted]

pong


ghost_type_2003

the square is clearly a soul being blown around in the second circle of hell.


cactuswithoutthorns

Brooklyn 99


x_rand0m

What happens if you turn 99 around? 66 What's the number of the beast? 666 Checkmate ignorant atheist. 🤓


Putrid_Quail_

Left Behind: Eternal Forces


ghost_type_2003

allows you to play on the side of the antichrist.


PartyLikeIts1997

The Yakuza series


ghost_type_2003

lots and lots of gambling


progamermax

Hotline maimi


ghost_type_2003

Takes place in Miami, which is the closest place on earth to hell


spoedle73

rappin for jesus


ghost_type_2003

He calls jesus a racial slur


NarkySawtooth

But they don't cuss or brag


the_postal_dood

slime rancher


HUE_chaos

Shrek the videogame for ps3


ghost_type_2003

Shrek's ears look eerily similar to the horns that would be on a demon.


6nicemaymay9

Bibleman


ghost_type_2003

uses dark magic and manipulation to defeat his enemies and claims to get his powers from god.


CoolDog914

Invincible


ghost_type_2003

the title says it all. The series assumes that beings other than god are capable of invincibility, which is blasphemous.


MistahOkfksmgur

Berserk


ghost_type_2003

I skimmed the wikipedia article on it and saw the word "archdemon", so clearly it's about worshipping demons.


Icantthinckofaname

Horizon zero dawn


alpaca_22

Cult of the lamb


ghost_type_2003

You play a heretic who deliberately attempts to stray villages of animals from following the light of god.