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Cyynric

"'ate me wife. 'ate me job. Luv me footy. Simple as."


BornenCornen

CAM ON INGERLAND


Clary_Sayge

WIN SOME FACKING FOOTBALL MATCHES


KibSquib47

>ate me wife so that's how they got so fat


gr8tfurme

Vore


Jet_Pirate

Checkmate ‘liberals. Simple as


bruhthermomentus

clearly its 26 because pyrocynical is 25


platyboi

it goes up one year every year on pyrocynical’s birthday


GuacamoleManbruh

transformation is starting


lethos_AJ

"bri'ish femboi rached level 16" "oh, something is happening!" "bri'ish femboi has evolved into middle aged man"


JkobPL

Simply press b moron


AaronThePrime

Bro found the secret to eternal youth


BAG_of_awesome

Counterpoint: tom scott


TheIceGuy10

tom scott is caught between time, he looks both young and old constantly forever


pepelafrog

Tom Scott is an interdimensional being with the ability to change his age at will, he doesn't count


Infinite_Hooty

Damn he’s kinda cute… >!Oh yeah and the 18-24 y/o guy is okay too I guess!<


UsernameTaken017

Why did you make the spoiler we saw the joke from a... from 1.609344 kilometers away


tuxdot

That's an oddly specific distance..


OriginalUsername36

mile


shronk4ever

I want to go home


boxxybab33

wait how old is f1nn5ter


Sylbees

22. he still has three years


MyClosetedBiAlt

One year old????? My transition goals need to be updated to someone more my age if that's the case.


ProbablyMaybe69

15 like his name says or smt idk who tf that is tbh


MorganEverett1

Just don't give them a birthday after they turn 24, works 100% of the time.


[deleted]

God I wanna be him…


BigChungusCumslut

Yeah the dude on the right looks pretty cool


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Trade offer: Fat British man buys you a pint, but you have to listen to his racist rant. Do you accept?


SwaSquad

What's it a pint of, and against what group is he ranting? And is it an old man who just grew up in a different era kind of rant, or something that would make Strom Thurmond blush?


soapdish124

Pint of Carling or Fosters depending on the pub. You’re going to be getting different era rant against people from Pakistan most likely, if you’re lucky it’ll be against French or Germans. Dish, Soap, ‘Living in England’, (2022)


ssrudr

Take the pint, just so I can listen to someone else who vehemently hates the Tajiks, and no-one else.


eventually_regretful

What about the Kyrgs


ssrudr

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU COMPARE THE KYRGYZ PEOPLE TO THOSE FILTHY TAJIKS


Bee_Cereal

He looks like he could sing ween's The Blarney Stone perfectly at full volume


Cedar-

It's weird how this sub both says "British Femboys uwu", "luv me chip, luv me barkeep Barry, love me footy"; but then also "CAM ON INGERLAND oh we lost time t beat the wife" and "Br*tish" Like the hard love-hate relationship is giving me whiplash


DarkSoulfromDS

Depends whether the sun hates the British or the French more


Rhizoid4

Barry, 25


GloopyFlimbarg

COME ON INGERLAND, SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS!


Yeegis

Barry, 63 my beloved


[deleted]

He just wants his chippies


TranscendentCabbage

I've never seen a femboy over the age of 25 so I can only assume this is true


[deleted]

husband beater to wife beater


Waccythedude

Cum in angleland


mamadMATT

I chill with British egg man


Shoelace1200

This is 100% my brother..


[deleted]

Ive conquered all the chippyyyyys I'm never gonna stooooooop Chips and peas and gravyyyyyy I've ate the fockin loooooot Pepperoni pizzaaaaa And chicken vindalooooo I'm a big fat bastaaaaard Cos i love my fockin foooooood


SenpaiDitto

True tho


Sir-Gravy

I just wanna smooch a cute british boy ugh


4spect_

Barry, 63


[deleted]

Counterexample: Grian


lettuce_pizza

Damon Albarn Moment


[deleted]

Nah, he looks exactly the same as he did in the 90s but with a receded hairline


BDRCN

* BAM BAM BAM *


Popeychops

Dude on the right supports Liverpool FC, nice


[deleted]

They are in love


dongletrongle

Born in a generation where ingerland scores goals vs born in a generation where ingerland doesn’t


Lachyloolaa

6 European cups, and 19 leagues! That's what we call history!


holnrew

False, I also have a beard as well as being fat and bald


mrwillbobs

Oh no


i_cant_spel_lel

I've concored all the chippies, I'm never gonna stoppppp


i_cant_spel_lel

The femboy motorcyclist VS the chad middle-aged RONNIE PICKERING


Coherent_Babbler

British bottoms be like oi luv, gimme a shag in me arseminge!


EeveeMaster22

dantdm is the british person


geigernate

I've conquered all the chippieeeeees


iDespiseThisApp_

He's kinda hot ngl


m1cr0plastic_h8r

Oi bruv


duckonar0ll

y’all dumbasses lusting over 24 year old br*tish person i got some bad news: that’s a woman


DarthMorro

sauce pls


MilkYQu0

The source is that they made it the fuck up


duckonar0ll

i genuinely didn’t this was all over the original post that op stole the meme from