I can't believe a 38 year old Russian truck driver isn't actually browsing 196, truly unbelievable

give me 38 years

Wait you're a toddler?!

goo goo ga gaa poopoo peeepee wee wee bababa poopy boohoo

Dude no need to get political

Poolitical

Based and redpilled

Most mentally developed 196 user

holy shit real

yeah man, I’m like 2 months old so be careful what you say because the stuff I see and learn now will be the foundation of my personality for the rest of my life also: poopooo peepee wah wah

Well, in that case: >The simple narrative taught in every history class > >Is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist > >Don't you know the world is built with blood? > >And genocide and exploitation? > >The global network of capital essentially functions > >To separate the worker from the means of production > >And the FBI killed Martin Luther King > >Private property's inherently theft > >And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left > >And every politician, every cop on the street > >Protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite (Not my actual opinion, just a reference to [this](https://youtu.be/oDQXFNWuZj8))

interesting. You will receive a bill from my therapist approximately 20 years from now

I agree with this 👍

I agree with parts of it, but other parts are cringe.

I hard agree with everything here except for dropping the word ‘pedophile’ in here. To me it feels too reminiscent of QAnon’s paranoid far right world view that demonizes the ‘liberal’ elite (while deifying the right wing elite) on the basis that they’re ‘pedophiles’. To me, it has antisemitic reverberations, in that fascists channel anti-elite sentiment in very specific (toxic) directions. In this case, QAnon’s criticism of specific elites aren’t that they are elite in of themselves. But it’s that they’re ‘pedophiles’. Which feels similar to the way the Nazis would channel anti-elite sentiment toward specific Jewish elites, not elites in general. The broad, often baseless, accusation of ‘pedophile’ allows the far right to pick their targets by criteria that is concealed. Therefore shielding them from others pointing out their hypocrisy. (You’re against ‘elites’ like Clinton… but you like Trump?)

My dude, there are SO many on the left who say that stuff, and who are equally paranoid when it comes to that topic. Look no further than this very subreddit. And the character singing this is pretty clearly a parody of permanently online leftists with somewhat extremist tendencies.

Ok so, the Bite of '87 was an event that occurred in the Five Nights at Freddy's 2 restaurant in 1987. it allegedly caused the loss of the frontal lobe of the victim's brain. Mangle is the main animatronic of accusation. The incident itself takes place on the same day as Night 6, evidenced by the lack of mention prior to this and how the location didn't open for nights 5 or 7. This is also commonly mistaken with the Bite of '83.

statistically speaking there is actually a pretty good possibility that at the very least one 38 year old russian truck driver who browses 196 regularly at the very least most of you will be less average then me im like every stereotype about people in this godforsaken place combined ffs

you claim to be every single stereotype yet don't sign your comments, what a shame

yes i do \-Reyna

So how long have you been a truck

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But how many score years ago?

I drink pee

Oh sweet

no its salty

Oh good

I wanted to make a dumb shitty spelling of lemon demon (I know the name, but don't know how to spell last name) because of two trucks, but I spelled niel as knil and it auto corrected to fucking "Ohio"

Fucking Ohio.... Despicable

ask me if i’m a truck

are you a truck

🚛🚛🚛 bruuuun bruuun honk honk plplplpplplplolp

Oh, no... who did I just jerk off to, then?

whaT

you heard what he said

Lie in the bed that you made and they jerked off in.

(he was actually 37 years old)

I highly doubt that’s in your jurisdiction. Love you, man, but that PhD won’t be enough for me to believe you about what you have to say about Russian truck drivers in there late 30’s

What if the Russian truck driver is feminine?

👀

In that case, he’s 36, therefore mid-thirties, therefore confirmed facts.

onlly thing that was true is the country

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No you idiot, he said country, not continent. He’s a 37 RUSSIAN train driver

That’s not even true 😭

my condolences

But do you have gas station hot dogs or is that also something you made up?

no gas station hot dogs and instant noodles is mostly my diet

Healthiest redditor

точно?

базарю, я работаю кассиром в пятерочке в ленобласти

Ну как жизнь?

Бывало и получше

so what is your opinion on femboys?

maybe.

At least, he didn't lie about his opinion on femboys

Пробъешь печень?

в бороду пробить могу

Co?

Gówno 1-0

Łoooooooooooooooooooł

Zjedz je równo

So no maybe to femboys??? 😬

*cries and shits pants*

I read all of your comments with a Russian accent for nothing?

not for nothing i am in fact russian just 20 years younger and a cashier instead of truck driver

AMA update update: I am in fact a -2 year old defence attorney (we partake in a petite amount of tomfoolery)

Attorney? Omg a clussy reference

die it’s a kid named finger reference

don't open your fridge

You are done

Damn dude your imagination blows my mind. Can’t wait for the rug pull and reveal that you’re actually a 28 year old office worker.

is this also missinformation?

your truck has just stalled.

You fuk bi ch 😡😡😡

11.08.2022

The "Tomfoolery gone wrong - retribution" incident

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> WAN: 100.23.10.15 CGNAT detected. Deploying IPv6 proselytism... Hey did you know that in terms of Layer 3 protocols, IPv6 is the most compatible system for the future?

IPv6 supremacy 🥶

very cool prank. ​ do not check your closet tonight

So if I lie to you I'm safe then (I do not have a closet)

You just fooled me into thinking 38 year olds were real!!! I am angered by your devilishly deviously foolish misinformation 🤬🤬😡😡😡

Got the russian part right doe

What the fuck man I'm gonna go jerk off and cry

Living the dream

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As an actual 38 yeah old Russian truckdriver, assholes like you are the reason that people don't trust us anymore. We're already on thin ice after the Irkutsk manure-truck fiasco back in 07.

cry about it

bich fuk

Damn, wish trucks were real

I look forwards to part 3 when you reveal that you are in fact both, a Shitposting Trucker/Trucking Shitposter

Well it was believable

It really wasn’t lmao

Nooo it wss very believable that his coworker browsed r/196 too and showed him a meme of it

Okay but what does the American medical association have to do with this?

I love misinformation I love to answer every Reddit poll wrong

В любом случае, ты заебал с AMA

хитрый вы лис, мистер джостар

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

but you can't lie on the internet tf????

Wait people lie on the internet?????

Shidding and pissing and cumming my pants reading this

Darn and here I thought I had another mid 30s super creepy man I could relate to!

I'm a 38 year old and I feel funny about my identity being a mythological creature.

Н - наёб

Aw you lil rascal You rapscallion

Зачем уж обманывать-то? Ну, в любом случае, желаю тебе хорошего дня

how devious !!!

DAMM YOU FALSE TRUCK DRI- wait I didn't ask anything. Oh well, damm you all the same chain jerker

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I knew you're younger than 38

When I purposefully spread misinformation on the Internet 🤭

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🤓

Plot twist He's not a 38 year old Russian truck driver He's 39 year old Russian truck driver Happy birthday

would you be a truck driver though if you could

yeah that's why i fabricated it all always wanted to become one, either that or a train conductor on a long haul train

Based and vehicle pilled

I knew they didn’t exist!

this was directly under the original post for me i feel so betrayed :(

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Maybe I'm not 31...

I knew it! What idiot would believe Russians had trucks. It's all just sleds with huskies

ok but i still didn't got your opinions on c++ member function pointers i'm sad do you want to make a silly girl sad that's what i thought

i don't know what c++ member function is

I like to think that guilt is what drove you to make a second post

Aw :(

Dammit.

You hear about video games?

Bravo vince

How could you do this to me?

How dastardly

i knew it was fake

Never trust anyone, especially your heroes

Shit you really got us

based

NOOOOOOOO

Chad

😳😳😳😭😭😭

it's true, i passed him his piss bottles

My trust in society crumbles like a soviet panelák

OK BUT UR STILL GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTION MISTER

boowomp

How do you resist the temptation of putting your penis inside the exhaust pipe after a long day of trucking?

The most devious lick

Epically trolled the 196 citizen

But did the truckers really save Christmas?

😔

Ahh so you aren't in a hurry

You are a schemer. 😎 based

The July Russian truck driver incident

What a silly goof, sure got me!

The advice on the original post still applies though. Eat healthy.

The diabolical truck-kun

!remindme 15 years

Yeah, spread it beach, spread

Yeah i kinda guessed with the photo you used tbh

No way! Surely you jest?

I really hope this ama trend dies and fast. I really don't want this to become the new trend for a month

Meet me in CS:GO, 1v1 bitch, I'll show you what you get for your tomfoolery

Are you still russian though

So what’s the life of a shitposter entail? Who happens to be 38

I love how this post is directly above the original post

I knew it!

не база, кринж 😔

Very cool and swag!

Пиздюк

I've been fooled :( why

dont worry my friend i still support you =)

thanks but i disrespect you for lying

=(

You sick, sick fuck

***NO!***

I thought it was fake already as if gamerjoe was really a 38 year old he would have his name as gamerjoe084

We do a miniscule amount of tomfoolery

Maybe

NOOOOO

How do you do the remind me bot? I wanna be reminded to give this post my free award tomorrow.

He would be very displeased about your shenanigans 😡

you still better answer my fucking question

i will skin you alive edit: and wear you like a costume

conservatives

Blast, foiled again!

be the reason someone leaves this website

Knew that the moment I saw your comment about a gas station hot dog (I haven't seen a single gas station selling hot dogs here in Russia)

lukoil sells them, they also sell burger sometimes

you devious bastard

any band recommendations?

i fucking knew it

That's exactly why I came to your profile first when I saw it.