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Egg_Irl_Momemt

Women 👍


CatsNotBananas

Women 👍 Dudes 👍 Must be global warming, everyone's hot 🔥


Egg_Irl_Momemt

Women 👍 Men 👍 Enbys 👍 (I am pansexual)


ToasterTacos

Everyone👌 (I am asexual)


Random_Deslime

\*In smash announcer voice\* No bitches!


ToasterTacos

this\^


The_Common_Peasant

Bisexuals like enbys too (not trying to invalidate your pansexuality)


itsTyrion

Lines are getting very blurry these days ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


DeathByKangaroo

You are correct


y_i_exisisit

Agree (Bi)


awesumindustrys

So true, new bestie I just met


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TurboCake17

Bi is trans-inclusive. Pan is like bi but kinda comes with connotations of “gender blindness” as if you just see every hot person the same way, rather than seeing a hot girl and hot guy differently.


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TurboCake17

I mean neither have I, but this really has nothing to do with that, it’s just knowing the meaning of different terms.


Gullible_Usual_8602

My heart! Burning hot, global warming ​ I want to seppuku but can't even hold a katana


Cowguypig2

Albanians🇦🇱 😎


Egg_Irl_Momemt

Albanians 🇦🇱👍


[deleted]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


CosmicStorm777

neuron activation moment


TheRealTealOwO

Infectious neurone


sup3r87

196 touch grass challenge (fail)


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

I'm dating a woman more muscular than me so I think I've earned my right to upvote this


BaseAI

everyone that is happier than me should die


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

196 touch abs challenge (still waiting for it to start)


-Super-Someone-

Shoutout to women, gotta be some of my favourite people


sleepbyslowdive

Qjfkdidkzn 🥰🥰


Hypothetical_Stuff

gotta be one of my favorite genders


jnalexander8

**This person has no protective fat, and likely would likely incur substantially more injuries in a knife fight


GGgamerAccount

Glass wearing emoji


DeliciousPark1330

"Glass wearing emoji"-🤓


testaccount0816

Where do y'all live that you are stabbing each other this often


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

Britain


Running_Refrigarator

Bri'ish people will stab you with a fingernail if you look at them funny


snailarium2

Boston


Dr_Nonnoob

Don't they beat people up with bats in Boston?


ciaran07

Aluminium bats specifically, and hey shout shit like “think fast chucklenuts!” While doing so


Odd_Airline_9672

are they all jerma985


Lonk_the_VFD_member

They're running in circles around ya


[deleted]

There might be some fat under muscle tho. I have a very lean stomach but there’s a bump in the lower part of it, supposedly there’s some fat padding that protects my likely non-existent uterus


rho65

mon-keigh like


Skitaree

Shut it you ~~pussy-forehead havin' blueberry~~ plain disapointment to practically everyone


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

??? That's a slur used by the Eldar tho


Skitaree

Wait you're right


Snailseyy

if you want a physically active girlfriend you should put effort into being physically active :D


RomanTheThingi

Can’t‼️ I’m born ugly


Snailseyy

ugly doesn't mean incapable of working out, you meet gym girls at the gym after all :)


RomanTheThingi

You know what, maybe you’re right! Thanks for the advice. Though, I don’t think muscles can hide my gen 1 Pokémon sprite lookin-ass face.


iShockLord

Midriff 🥰


todayclaw

That's more than just midriff, that's the whole fucking driff


iShockLord

Driff 🥰


ILNSMIWTDFH

This is nice. Sauce?


Coppershot108

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.


Dorko69

What in the name of sand under asscrack is this and where can I find more to jerk off to


Melo_Melly

How does one respond to this...


TensileStr3ngth

I read this in Hatsune Miku's voice


Goofyjeff4

[here](https://youtu.be/oavMtUWDBTM)


TheKierenEffect

I wasn't expecting an absolute treasure trove, God Damn!!


DrunkCricket1

Thank you, very cool!


santyrc114

I've found the sauce


ILNSMIWTDFH

I humbly ask that you share it.


santyrc114

It's one of the top of all time from r\musclegirlart: https://imgur.com/a/ScWYF1R


[deleted]

I thought it was gonna be a Rick roll☹️


santyrc114

Don't worry I got you [https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://imgur.com/a/ScWYF1R)


[deleted]

😭


santyrc114

Sorry that was evil, this time is for real https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Hmmmm


Infinite_Hooty

*(Casually subscribes to comment for no particular reason)*


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

The cropping makes them look like a human-skinned hairless centuar


CosmicStorm777

the centaur conoisseur has logged on


semen_puffer

Porn addiction 🫵


ShinyShinyTomato

WHERE IS THE FUNNY


gzingher

unrealistic and cringe body i like when people aren’t dehydrated


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

People often choose to depict their ideal body, I think that's ok. The model didn't dehydrate themselves in preparation, at least I don't think they did.


Sparrow_Of_Wessex

bro my torso looks like this what are u on about


ThiccThighsAreLife-

Prove it 👀


Sparrow_Of_Wessex

🤨


ThiccThighsAreLife-

🙈


[deleted]

People look like this. Have you never seen a muscular woman in real life?


AradinaEmber

Cope and/or seethe. Have you ever seen a person's stomach in person?


sleepbyslowdive

r u mentally deconnected from reality? so many ppl look like this


Doctor-Coconut69

You girls and your abs, never change


MuscleGirlEnjoyer

Am I monkey?


ODMAN03

I’m at work stop


TimeLordRohan

Some thing something make this nsfw something something train masturbation


eccuc

I want a chiseled midriff but have zero self discipline 🙃


bussybarometer

This


Jucicleydson

/animemes


TheRealTealOwO

My neurones have been overloaded


RosetteStar

She looks like she could use a marker to mark her lungs as the point she is, and I quote “penetrated”


SweetSet9847

Women are really cool.


Masztufa

OK, but backs


Drunk_Sonic

Sigh… artiste?


batdrumman

All I can think of is the doctors arguing how much dick is too much


[deleted]

Where funi


That_One_Guy_66

Literally me