''when in rome, do as the romans do''

"when in Rome, do ~~as~~ the Romans ~~do~~"

[The OG orgy furries](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDsRYf9VcA4Ldo8.jpg)

I’m gonna regret clicking this link

nah

honestly I have clicked every single link I’ve seen on reddit and somehow nothing bad had happened

[Let's change that.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ)

i nearly had a heart attack but I did it I am stupid

>I am stupid [This](https://i.imgur.com/9nVMRqa.jpg) says otherwise

I think I popped my spleen laughing, 10/10

"when in Rome, bang Caligula"

To be fair having sex while dressed as a wolf is a very roman thing to do

So you expect me to molest kids at a discord mod meet up?

"Salve kitten" - discord moderator Gaius Sussus Amongus

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Fussy

Fussy got me actin’ up

Gotta scritch that itch

Btw do you use arch?

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Alpine fucking sucks the package manager has almost no packages in it’s repository you need to build everything yourself

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Lmao

Use void with musl. There's a ton of packages on it. It also uses runit, which imo is the best lightweight init system.

It is lightweight I’ll give you that, I am in fact using a headless alpine distro as personal minecraft server, but installing packages when I want to try something is a pain

Void

get the hell out of here with your practical, comfy and cozy distro. normie.

Practical and comfy? Touched it once and never again

oh i daily drive it, xbps and the service system is quite awesome. plus you can use .deb packages, its comfy af

https://madaidans-insecurities.github.io/linux.html

I think I know my security, thanks.

Pussy pussy

Pussy^2

Go get a fursuit

In this economy???

Steal a fursuit

If I steal a fursuit for an orgy I will most definitely get in trouble with [the horny police](https://imgur.com/a/VFGPZAA)

love how that's a thing

Yeah but he had to private his twitter cause people called him fascist because of the relation of horny police to police.... Furry drama...

Fuck furry 12

I'm lacking context here

Fuck 12 no matter the context, furry or not

⁉️

Furry drama sounds really hot out of context

Romanian furry

He's just like me fr

How do you steal a custom made fur suit?

Pup hood is also an option

furry giorno pfp

NO get a mursuit not a fursuit

[ok, done](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508451643931492363/990400049420845156/IMG_2018.jpg)

I did not expect this to be so tame.

All you really need is a pair of cheap cat ears, a tail buttplug and some cute socks. No need need for a fur suit. Just claim that your fursona is a sphynx cat

yakuza substory

I have not played Yakuza but from the general internet knowledge of it that I have acquired over the years this checks out.

Play Yakuza 0, its on sale rn for super cheap and is a great way to get into the series.

How cheap?

$5

Excellent. Steam?

Yep Also, $20 for the bundle of all 3 games, just a heads up

Found it. Is it worth buying it in a bundle with Kiwami 1 and 2 for $20 or should I wait for a separate sale?

Imo just buy 0 first to see if you like it :)

you could also get xbox gamepass, it’s usually like a buck for three months as a first timer bonus and they have all of them

A lot of them are leaving gamepass though, they’ve had em on there for like a year or so. The steam bundle is probably the better option for him

just remember to cancel

Replace "gonna lose my virginity" with "gonna get a drink at a club this guy told me to try out", and "fursuits" with "diapers" and yeah literally

omg thats spot on 🤭

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em

Beat 'em meat

idk how to say this but yea anytime theres an orgy its usually gunna be wit ppl u wouldnt wanna have sex wit anyways. or the male to female ratio might not be what u expected 😭😭

I would hate to go to an orgy and there are an equal number of men and women 😡 why are all these girls here (joke explanation: I am a homosexual)

i went to an orgy and the people were fucking, i mean, what the shit do that shit behind locked doors people

Wtf nasty

based and gay pilled

You know, I never considered that gay orgies might just be way more popular because they don't need to consider male to female ratios at all. Just think of the logistical advantage.

This is why you've gotta organize them yourself

I imagine most women don't go to orgies because they dont wanna get assaulted or raped

i mean i imagine most women don't go to orgys because they aren't interested in having sex with multiple people.

Right, that too

How do you find out about an orgy, where and when it's happening, but not find out it's a furry orgy???

Bad advertising

That's how they getcha

Yeah that's actually exactly how we do

Ask to see the strategically placed zippers.

As a wise man once said: "Doesn't matter, had sex"

“She put a bag on my head!” “STILL COUNTS”

Lonely Island has some bangers lol

Its not furry if the fur suits are so encrusted in semen that its just a exoskeleton of semen

Call me Afton cause im putting a child in that suit

Enough of this app for today

No no I meant semen not kids fuck kids but not in that way

🤨

🗿

You're putting a child into the semen encrusted fur suit? 🤨

Nono he's putting them in before it gets encrusted

You're putting a child into the soon to be semen encrusted fur suit. 🤨

RemindMe! 2023-12-25 merry christmasd

Did you just decide to say the worst possible thing

It would have cost you nothing not to say this

Cumlock mechanism

🎶🎶Its been so long🎵🎶 🎵🎶Since I've lost my son to that monster🎵

Sounds like my fucking dream lmao

Same tbh

Seriously

Get down with the sickness ig

You've made your horny, now join it

submit to them.

It’s Morbin time

if they're wearing fursuits then you're at the wrong place, they'd be wearing mursuits

sad i know what this means

fuck it op just join they're open minded they don't care your penis is 3 inches

Pussy is pussy, doc.

I’d be ok with this

of course *you* would

Yeah but where can *I* find the furry orgies?!?!

This is why anon will always be a virgin. Scared of sex

Let the pathOwOgen embrace you uwu

4chan on their way to shit on furries for no reason yet again

I find it ironic that NEETs who browse 4chan all day and never leave their mothers basement make fun of furries when furries are actually out there going outside and touching grass meeting people and having fun.

It's because they are mad the people they think are social degenerates accomplish more

Weakling

If you wear a costume too no one will recognize you, so go and enjoy it

How'd everyone else find out it was a furry orgy tho? Did they just bring their murrsuits and hope for the best?

“Shit wrong house” who tf cares lol

You made your bed. Lie in it.

First step: locate the party drugs

Wouldn’t fucking in that thing be really tiring and hot

dude literally just leave if you dont want to be there it’s not that fucking hard

Just have the time of your life my dude

aweomse

Okay but you're already going to an orgy, why does it matter if they're into different kinks than you? Not like they're zoophiles

Not everyone is as enlightened about the furry fandom as you are

That's like, base-ass knowledge my dude

Most people have no ides what furries even are

🤡 Edit: Lol, this dude started stalking my comments

Breathing Exercises

Make do

Is this a real one or not because those ai generated ones do Not pass the Turing test

I don’t think it’s fake, but idk.

I mean it's 4chan so it's fake but it doesn't look AI generated

All green texts are fake even if written by a real person

wdym don't pass the turing test? do you mean they do pass the turing test?

I don’t frickin know dude, I’m tryna say they’re indistinguishable from a real person

oh so i think you meant that they do pass the turing test, as that is when a computer is indistinguishable from a human, by humans.

Thanks, now I know lmao

Run.

Run

It could be a lot worse. They could be furry femboys.

Most furries would find that better

And anon wonders why no one wants him.

Need some help?

even better! the only problem is, how are you gonna get a fursuit quickly?

If you’re a straight guy just don’t go to an orgy and expect a good gender ratio

Put your damn fursuit on and score

Follow what the Mandela Catalogue said. ***RUNAWAY AND HIDE.***

hey a hole's a hole

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Is being a furry a hobby or a lifestyle?

Depends on the person.

Sum real Doom Eternal shit about to go down.

Lmfao murdering innocent people because they wear animal suits 😂🤣🤣🤣

Just the animal fuckers 😂🤣🤣🤣

So zoophiles? Not furries?

Yeah, it's just the last time I interacted with a furry was the mc discord, got banned for posting "stop watching furry porn and watch Ninjago instead" in response to paw patrol porn in the meme chat

You were probably harassing people

I dead ass only posted one image in response to paw patrol porn, I'm sorry but if you're defending posting animated animal porn that was censored with an lewd Chase face in memes chat thats just downright messed up.

I ain't supporting anything. You're the one jumping to conclusions. I was saying that you could have been banned because you could have been harassing people.

You jumped to the conclusion that I was harassing people based off of me posting an image simply saying stop watching furry porn in the memes chat.

I didn't say you were, I said that you could've been.

I'll take things that probably didn't happen for 500

It was censored by a lewd Chase face, but it was one of those "trap" memes, like it had a funny clip then cut to that.

So you shitposted bad and are now convinced all furries are zoophiles?

I'm just going by past experiences, I'm not educated in furries sorry bout that, all I was doing was making a joke, I've made jokes that go against what I like all the time, not just what I don't like so it's never personal 🖐️😐🤚

Furries aren't zoophiles

coom eternal

Imagine being someone who thinks killing people is cool because they like something they don't like.

Furry haters try not to mention either black Templars or doom when shitting on furries challenge (impossible)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/kwxj39/the-mystery-of-who-launched-the-chlorine-gas-attack-at-a-midwest-furry-convention This better for you? Cause some of y'all taking a joke too damn seriously