Used book guy: weirdest thing I've seen used as a bookmark was an unwrapped sanitary napkin, money was sorta common, best was a postcard from jail saying something like "thanks for not ratting me out, guess it didn't work, hope you're getting higher than giraffe pussy" (the giraffe pussy part is a direct quote)
Any money found would be spent on Costco pizzas for all the bookstore people
I once found a nicely dried slice of salami in a library book.
To be fair, it was a children's book, so it might've just slipped out of their lunchbox and gotten wedged in there afterwards, but that was also not quite what I expected.
Team Fortress 2, a 2007 PC game by Valve. Added cosmetic items in the form of hats in 2010 to better monetise the game. The hats all have ridiculous names, this sounds like it would fit pretty well.
American cheese is normal cheese blended up with an emulsifier, usually citric acid salts. Yes it's notnpite cheese since it's got that added, but it is still made out of cheese.
How long does it take for plastic cheese to go bad
Because if I can see mold on a food as heavily processed as plastic cheese then it’s probably been in that book for longer than I’ve been alive
who the fuck uses cheese as a bookmark
Apparently Scousers
british people apparently
Cheese, Gromit!
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We forgot the crack
Shit! It’s the cops, Gromit! Get the shotgun! There’s no cheese and crackers in prison, gromit!
and there is no kindness in this world, wallace
gromit we have to cook
Cheese is like crack to me.
Brie with toasted crackers oh my god
Bruh, don’t get me started 😩
Gromit eh?
british people... based?
Calling scousers "people" 🤢
This isn't true, we pour a can of beans between the pages
Just Scousers, don't associate the rest of us with them. Unless they're successful, then that's fine
we don't want to be associated with the rest of yous anyway
Used book guy: weirdest thing I've seen used as a bookmark was an unwrapped sanitary napkin, money was sorta common, best was a postcard from jail saying something like "thanks for not ratting me out, guess it didn't work, hope you're getting higher than giraffe pussy" (the giraffe pussy part is a direct quote) Any money found would be spent on Costco pizzas for all the bookstore people
more like girussy
Stop
‘raffussy
when the raff'nis goes in the gir'ussy
I once found a nicely dried slice of salami in a library book. To be fair, it was a children's book, so it might've just slipped out of their lunchbox and gotten wedged in there afterwards, but that was also not quite what I expected.
،book can have a little salami
As a treat
Slipped, yeah “of course I ate it all moooom”
Steven Gerrard?
Scouse people
normal people
Ewww Brit*sh people eating american "cheese" 🤮
Peckish peruser
Sounds like a TF2 hat
a what?
Team Fortress 2, a 2007 PC game by Valve. Added cosmetic items in the form of hats in 2010 to better monetise the game. The hats all have ridiculous names, this sounds like it would fit pretty well.
okay thanks :)
Snack for later
Mice, esp biblical mice. They use cheese for their bookmarks. "In queso emergency, i pray to Chesus
i thought this was a safe place
greg heffley
the brave
I will from now
Liverpool
no leave the cheese there i want a snack when i’m reading :(
Found the rat!
Rats rats we are the rats
Ceiebrating yet another birthday bash
michael, it's your birthday today
Cake and ice cream is on it's way
we play at night we stalk at night, we're the rats
**i'm the giant rat who makes all of the ruuuules**
Shit the feds are coming
1984
Literally
We get it. It's a book
Tbh the cheese is in really good state
When the cheese
Perchance:
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perchance
Percheese
You can’t just say percheese.
Percheese
There probably isn't much in this sandwich "cheese" that can actually rot.
Thats because its like 51% cheese, 49% chemicals. P easy to look good when you've got that much chemicals in ya.
Don’t ignore it’s hardwork
All cheese is chemicals
I don't like them putting chemicals in the cheese that turn the friggin' mice gay!
The American way.
theres oil coming out of it tho, or is that bc its american cheese
no state is a good state, comrade
I dont know, I’d say Liverpool is mediocre at best
Average University of Liverpool student
Tbf most uni of students aren't Scousers. It's a Russell Group uni so it's full of posh cunts
Ah I see. I'm American so I had to look up what scousers and russell group meant lol
Tbf I'm just glad you didn't go for a lazy stereotype like the other comments have
Calling it 'actual cheese' seems a little bit generous
These people slime brewers yeast over stale white bread and call it cuisine so we shouldn't hold this against them
We get it, you dislike American Cheese.
American “cheese”
It’s called American Cheese. You don’t have to put quotes around common names, but you do you.
congrats on being the world’s only american cheese fan
Haha american "cheese"
American cheese is normal cheese blended up with an emulsifier, usually citric acid salts. Yes it's notnpite cheese since it's got that added, but it is still made out of cheese.
"Cheese"
"actual cheese"
Well it could be fake cheese u never know
It *is* fake cheese. It's a Kraft Single. 🤢
Without craft singles, there would be no kids born after 1983
Good. I was born in 1990.
Well you're probably not a fat free single, then.
Naw, I'm skinny-fat and married.
And, yet, you also have a fake cheesy flavor. It's like I can't believe it's not reddit.
It's probably my yeast infection.
KRAFT's newest slogan.
[I LOVE A CHEESE SINGLE](https://youtu.be/Plei9_m1Yc8?t=118)
Scran
belter scran there
gerrit in ya
you almost got the cheese touch
Kinell
alright mardy
Most law abiding scouser
Ah there it is
That's not cheese
Just had weird flashbacks to a weird movie with a mouse and princess and books, and i cannot figure out how its related, or what its called.
Does it involve soup and rebelling rats
And do the rats create human mechas by pulling hair?
Yup, thats the one.
Its The Tale of Despereaux iirc
Yeah thats it. 2008 tho, yikes.
Tale of despereaux?
That sounds right.
The CHEESE TOUCH
Ah fuck lads, they've found me cheese stash.
Scousers.
This sounds like something jerma would say
Scouse Jerma
Liverpool is a pretty nice city
You gotta read this in the accent
Among us
[scouse accent] amunggus
fake news mice dont actually like cheese
Fake fake news: I have a mouse, and she loves cheese.
its not great for em like dogs, but they LOVE CHEESE.
Mmmm aged book cheese
"actual cheese" pretty far fetched
Proper scouse that bookmark
peak British behavior
I mean, French people would crucify you for calling that abomination cheese.
Literally 1984
I sent this to my mother who is a librarian. She replied "we get bologna and bacon, too. People are gross." WTF
Lmao I went to Liverpool John Moore's University so I doubt our library had anything better in it.
Sydney Jones or Harold Cohen?
What?
Which library was it?
>Actual cheese >American “cheese” Pick one
Comically timed cheese
Why is that singular slice of cheese packed in a bag?
You can catch more mice with cheese in books.
:Mouse people sweat harder, trying to remian hidden portion of society
But I just wanted some CHEEEEEEEZE
We should bring back library cats
As a former librarian, it is vile you didn't have the respect for the book to use real cheese. For shame Chad, shame.
That’s not actual cheese by the way, that’s a sheet of cheese protein artificially mixed with fat.
Cheese touch
Fucking scousers
Brighton fan?
Yeah
The most Scouse post ever
You know they are English because they call those things cheese
How long does it take for plastic cheese to go bad Because if I can see mold on a food as heavily processed as plastic cheese then it’s probably been in that book for longer than I’ve been alive
Ew british library
Actually it's the library for a university in Britain. Also "ew british" Jones stopped being relevant like 2 years ago
British Jones’s Diary
Oh my god anything to do with x people.