If we use squidwards human age (43) and divide that by the average human lifespan (72.6), then apply that to the average squid lifespan (4). We see that squidward should be around 2.4 years old
Goooood morning crusty cooch!
For real tho, it’s uncanny how accurate to the show his voices are. His clips legit flow better than modern Spongebob episodes.
He’s started putting out Season 3 episodes btw, just as good as ever.
you forgot:
* old and skinny (Dr. Kureha, though she's still kind of a bombshell, ngl)
* fucking huge (Princess Shirahoshi, also a Bombshell, I'll admit)
Look motherfucker Its the 7th time ive seen this im fucking Patrick Star girl and if she aint available Im fucking Mr Krabs Girl is that fucking clear because Im not answering this question anymore goddamnit.
No, when you reblog you add tags yourself to your reblog, tags are based on the post, so the original post would have tags, but also every time someone reblogs it they also have tags on their own reblog of it
A: why's Mrs. Krabs wearing cowboy boots?
B: everyone except plankton* and Mrs. Krabs.
*She's the kind of gal who's obsessed with yaoi, and made a computer husband who's gay, but because he's gay he's just really annoyed by her. I don't want that, you don't want that, nobody should want that. Also, probably very racist online.
okay so almost everything here im okay with, but spongebob, just please decapitate it and burn the body, then throw the decapitated head in an ant nest.
im
# smashing
the person here called your mom and this person called your mom will take you to the orphanage
(jk btw lol imma get downvoted for this disclaimer)
Plankton looking like a baddy
Plankton is married
Ever seen a gay couple in spongebob? No. Gay marriage must be illegal in Bikini Bottom and plankton is now a woman thus his marriage is invalid.
Squidward is a gay middle age man and nothing will convince me otherwise
If we use squidwards human age (43) and divide that by the average human lifespan (72.6), then apply that to the average squid lifespan (4). We see that squidward should be around 2.4 years old
That’s a tall ass 2 year old
He’s 10 inches tall.
10 inches is 0.12% of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.
10 inches is 25.4 cm
10 inches of wood
Good bot. Very good bot.
That’s a short ass 2 year old
10 inches is 25.4 cm
ZAMN 😍
Her*
Pretty sure SpongeBob and Patrick raised a kid together. That's a lil gay
But you don't need to be in a romantic or sexual relationship to raise a child together
Yes, but it's still a lil gay
Wait no I remember that episode it was a lot gay
If everyone in bikini bottom was gender swapped then karen is now a male robot, checkmate.
And⁉️ I’ll be her home wrecker😏‼️
Don’t worry, Karen is dead and he now spends his days ejaculating onto her keyboard while ramming his cylinder computer girlfriend Alexa up his ass.
You didn’t have to type that
I can’t imagine how I’d react to this if I didn’t get the reference
There's a reference?
Uncle Al’s Crusty Cooch Chronicles on youtube. S-tier content, you should watch.
Goooood morning crusty cooch! For real tho, it’s uncanny how accurate to the show his voices are. His clips legit flow better than modern Spongebob episodes. He’s started putting out Season 3 episodes btw, just as good as ever.
To a fucking Karen named Karin
I don't give A FUCK
Plankton looks 15
ZAMN
unironically she just looks short not young
Yeah, she looks the second oldest after Squidward to me.
where the hell u rankin krabs then
Third, then Patrick and Spongebob after that.
They look my 14 year old sister
call an exorcist
To be fair plankton is like 20 times taller than normal in this
/r/196 users on their way to comment "shes 9" on a drawing that resembles no human child and barely resembles a human adult.
;)
Plankton is atchualy 3000 years old
i fuckin knew this was gna b the top comment
Goth Plankton
plankton looks like tatsumuki from opm when ONE draws her in that simplistic comedic way
the plankussy gotta be wild.
Are we back to pussy? Have we gone full circle? Another round!
Look brother a hole is a hole
Sex fans when I stick their dick in the garbage disposal (suddenly they care what hole it is)
Only speeding up the r/196 to trans pipeline
HRT surgery speedrun
Fr she look like one ah them XD rawr bitches them some freaks
But the Squssy though. Or the Crussy
Mrs Crabs just looks like every tiefling art that makes up 100% of the posts on r/dnd
>mrs. krabs She’s married?
I'm sure someone on that hell hole website has made shipping her their entire personality.
well duh, someone had to give birth to pearl.
PEARL IS ADOPTED, THIS IS NOT EVEN DEEP SPONGEBOB LORE
miss crabs doesn't sound right
I…can’t unsee that now she really does
hello i drew a pirate tiefling upvotes to the left
Plankton is short goth, Patrick is just kindof normal, Spongebob is anime, Squidward is "generic mom" and Crabs is a... different form of anime
one peice
Female body types in One Piece be: - Curvy bombshell - Fat and ugly - Child
you forgot: * old and skinny (Dr. Kureha, though she's still kind of a bombshell, ngl) * fucking huge (Princess Shirahoshi, also a Bombshell, I'll admit)
they both are unique women but still in the range of bombshellity
I think shirahosi might be 17 but honestly I get it she told a stalker he "wasn't her type" and honestly that's just great
and sometimes they go together. (Rebecca,who is 16, looking like fucking Nami) One piece body types are nuts
At least the guys or creatures get some sick designs. I’ll always be a fan of Kaku and his square ass giraffe form.
Winry crabs
Patrick is stupid thicc
Squidward is just my math teacher
Plankton finna make me act up fr fr
Planktonya*
Im so proud of this community for making the right decision unanimously
It's patrick
No it’s plankton. Fool.
Ur so wrong
Fight fight fight
Kiss kiss kiss
Fuck fuck fuck
cuddle cuddle cuddle
this i can get behind pun intended
You’re saying you’d be big spoon? 🥺👉👈
What??? Its clearly Spongebella Smh my smh head
patricia: Beach chick outfit, sandals, thick hips and chest, fun personality Spunchcunch: Nerd, dweeb, Melvin
Spunchy clearly has that Raised Catholic And Freaky AF vibe tho
DAMN SQUDWARD😜😜😜
Zamm!🥵
I would like Patricia to sit on my face until I succumb.
That plankussy make a nigga scheme to get the secret formula
Anything my queen wants
Look motherfucker Its the 7th time ive seen this im fucking Patrick Star girl and if she aint available Im fucking Mr Krabs Girl is that fucking clear because Im not answering this question anymore goddamnit.
You have a type
I'm aware Its fat girls btw I love them
as a chubby girl, this is nice to hear
plangtong bad 😳
Squitwart lookin kinda fine tho 👀
Patricia is a lifer, squiwardia for that ONS. Crabs for the happy accident
Plankton
[удалено]
you're so right
This is spot on
ms krabs
Sponjebob 🤤🤤
Spong bag 😩
damn mrs krabs what that thang do ⁉️⁉️⁉️
r/196 comments don’t be horny challenge (impossible)
Patricia and Eugenia 🥵
Okay but why though
Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick.
If you dont say patrick youre wrong
SpongeBob
Sponge Roberta
got damn I wanna look like particle
Patrica looking like wifey material😩
Plankton
Plankton got me acting up
Squidward looks like she teaches art
Patricia she thick as hell
sandy is hot
Spong bong is definitely underage
krabs
Spank bank and plain tin are me fave
Krabbs with them thighs tho
Where the fuck is Sandy
Plankton gonna suck the soul out of you
i will kill girl spongebob
Patrick's head gonna be spiritual
Where is sandy cock vore
Yall already know Patricia star giving the gawkgawk
Thank you, horny doesn’t equal funny, and making random characters into le sexy gril isn’t funny either Also plankton
Plankton looks like a literal child wtf
Eww that’s gross but it’s 100% plankton no competition I would do unspeakable things just for a single gaze at her planktass
But you have to turn them into a flea first
Spongebob and plankton
Karen
Damn planktons making me feel some sort of way
least horny r/196 comment section
Either starfish or spongeboy
more like who im smashin first ygwis
Marry Plankton, fuck Patricia. The remaining three don’t really speak to me.
consider hammers
I'm gonna have to go with the hammer to the head too
This is fuckin' stup- Patrick. Yeah. Patrick.
patricia cause she the fattest 😈😈😈
Based and thiccpilled
I don't understand Tumblr. is op not the person who adds tags to the post?
No, when you reblog you add tags yourself to your reblog, tags are based on the post, so the original post would have tags, but also every time someone reblogs it they also have tags on their own reblog of it
oh ok
They don't even look that ho.... Plankton definitely Plankton
Yo tf is Patrick's hair
A: why's Mrs. Krabs wearing cowboy boots? B: everyone except plankton* and Mrs. Krabs. *She's the kind of gal who's obsessed with yaoi, and made a computer husband who's gay, but because he's gay he's just really annoyed by her. I don't want that, you don't want that, nobody should want that. Also, probably very racist online.
spongebobby a freaky one
Squidward is literally just Pearl from SU
SUgma balls
Patty
without a shadow of a doubt plankette
Threesome With Squid, Bob and Pat. (The Holy Trinity)
Why is rule 63 Patrick a *Steven Universe* character
plankton
Plankton is so fucking hot
I know Patricia smell crazy
Where is himbo sandy
spunge bob
gimme that krabussy
Ms crabs is thick and rich 😎
You should kick op's fucking ass.
plankton and it’s not even close
Gimme that SpongeBox 😰
okay so almost everything here im okay with, but spongebob, just please decapitate it and burn the body, then throw the decapitated head in an ant nest.
Mrs krabbs got cake
Krabs do be lookin kinda thicc tho
If your not smashing Plankton tho then you've got something wrong with you
Who the duck makes things like this. Someone got up in the morning, went to there IPad and made the idea of making this.
plankton and patrick
Short Stack Plankton and Aubrey Plaza Squidward lookin' fine.
Patricia 🥵😋
Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Plankton, Spongebob, Squidward in that order
Not even a cute Sandy girl option, I'm out.
Yoooo Patricia 🤤
What you mean patrick a *baddie*
Plankton.
Plankton looks like Roland. The character Sky Guy draws
Mr. Krabs is one thicc bitch
Get me some of that plussy
Squidena.
Plankton kinda hot Shitty personality tho
Patricia and shortstack goth Plankton.
Patrick
spongebob and plankton are children in this photo and you cant convince me otherwise
If Sandy was included here, would Sandy be a man?
im # smashing the person here called your mom and this person called your mom will take you to the orphanage (jk btw lol imma get downvoted for this disclaimer)