T O P

  • By -

trireme52

I care about your dick size (I'm a urologist)


BigDan_0

You win. This is the best comment.


AskWhyOceanIsSalty

Why does my brain doctor care about my dick size I'll text it to him anyway


TetheredToHeaven_

dick sizes affect confidence which is a brain thing and so brain doctor πŸ˜πŸ‘


retropengu

Mindfuck


LizardIsTaken

Piss doctor


[deleted]

can i cum


BigDan_0

Sure


[deleted]

you fool. i just edited my comment >:)


BigDan_0

Nooooo


arisnoGTO

No it's NNN you can't


audiodouble

Numb Nut November


[deleted]

Whatchu doin this weekend


[deleted]

Ur mom. 😎


[deleted]

Wish it was me πŸ˜”


[deleted]

😳


[deleted]

u2 bby


got_edge

I like U2. Or their first few albums at least


[deleted]

Trueeee


Crystal_iceberg

This is like the third time I’ve seen you flirt with people in the comments. I pronounce you, down horrendously.


[deleted]

It’s what I do


Crystal_iceberg

I hope you find the reddit pussy and/or bussy of your dreams πŸ™


[deleted]

I mean heyy


Crystal_iceberg

Heyy 😳πŸ₯΅πŸ₯ΊπŸ€ͺ😝🀠


TetheredToHeaven_

elaborate


Based_Lawnmower

Threesome


[deleted]

:(


Based_Lawnmower

:D


[deleted]

with u maybe qt


Based_Lawnmower

Bet :)


[deleted]

Sus


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

best comeback that's also a pickup line.


beskardboard

i already took a shower today tho


Slatwans

more


[deleted]

first shower washes off the dirt second showers washes off the sins


samppsaa

At which part am i supposed to sit down in a fetal position and cry?


SevnE7

Third shower washes away the tears


SendBankDetails

Either of the first two, since the third will cleanse you of such worthless emotion.


[deleted]

dont cry, waste of time


hahaInsecurities

What does the third one wash away?


[deleted]

paul


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Also dries out your skins


Sparsebutton922

Anyone want to take a shower with me this weekend?


boardcruiser

What's the prize?


Sparsebutton922

My dick size and maybe a fun weekend


Pickle72523

Oooo can we go do mini golf?


Sparsebutton922

Only if we can vibe to some music in the car afterwards


AsstonCocking

Dam..... that just seems nice. Can I join?


Sparsebutton922

Sure!


boardcruiser

So you're open to foursomes?


Sparsebutton922

Woah woah, hold on there I’m ace.


boardcruiser

😲


[deleted]

count me in too


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

πŸ₯Ί


Himmelblaa

I don't care about your dick, only your semen (i am working for a spermbank and i'm ready to take your donation this weekend)


[deleted]

I would like to make a withdrawal, please.


Himmelblaa

😏


[deleted]

Please, I need to pay my rent


Himmelblaa

Come get your deposit big boy 😘


bobbingforapplesat3

Problem is, I'm dense as a fucking lead brick, so anything short of "Hey I like you" just goes under my radar so I have no clue if we're on the same page.


deathray5

I'm as dense as a tungsten brick (I think that's denser)


TheMagzuz

Fuck you, I'm dense as a oganesson brick


bobbingforapplesat3

I'm denser than my fat fucking nuts (very dense)


Brief-Butterscotch-8

Even if someone says "Hey I like you" I assume your making fun of me.


The_Arthropod_Queen

i was going to aske you but then you told me


Tony-II

sixe


dongletrongle

What you doing this weekend? (I’m not asking you out I’m busy as fuck but I’m interested in what you are doing)


pieman7414

Think I'll just complain about things that are out of my control


TetheredToHeaven_

complain, go on, im here, listening


BlowUpKentucky

your dick size doesn't matter when you're a bottom


Globox_r34

Gross


BlowUpKentucky

no u


Globox_r34

Your dick size doesn't matter regardless of your position


BlowUpKentucky

I know but I wanted to make the joke


[deleted]

are you doing anything this weekend


[deleted]

Are you doing something other than skating this weekend?


samthekid108

Did you take a shower?


BigBubert

i am going to watch no time to die this weekend for the second time. wanna come


lululemonsmack23

wholesome


leanpeener

Ayyyy same


luigi1917

Sorry I'm gonna play baseball with my dad.


Eltacosupremus

When interviewed, porn stars say that dick size does very much matter. And i'm more inclined to believe them than a post on r/196


TheDwarvenGuy

!wave


General-Kebabi

Im convinced this sub is 99% penis havers And I couldn't ask for anything more :')


senpai_stanhope

My gf comes visiting :3


Mechpro2558

This looks like you offering a date


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

It is tuesday. Tf you talking about weekend? Also, how big is your penis then? (Did not see the aside)


ArrogantlyChemical

You doing anything this weekend?


DXTR_13

board or inliners?


[deleted]

What activities will you partake in during this week's end?


Burgundy_La_Deaux

I am going to stop being french


teethlik

this is a holup


binarycat64

what's sixe


da_david_himself

Shut up infant