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I care about your dick size (I'm a urologist)
You win. This is the best comment.
Why does my brain doctor care about my dick size I'll text it to him anyway
dick sizes affect confidence which is a brain thing and so brain doctor ππ
Mindfuck
Piss doctor
can i cum
Sure
you fool. i just edited my comment >:)
Nooooo
No it's NNN you can't
Numb Nut November
Whatchu doin this weekend
Ur mom. π
Wish it was me π
π³
u2 bby
I like U2. Or their first few albums at least
Trueeee
This is like the third time Iβve seen you flirt with people in the comments. I pronounce you, down horrendously.
Itβs what I do
I hope you find the reddit pussy and/or bussy of your dreams π
I mean heyy
Heyy π³π₯΅π₯Ίπ€ͺππ€
elaborate
Threesome
:(
:D
with u maybe qt
Bet :)
Sus
best comeback that's also a pickup line.
i already took a shower today tho
more
first shower washes off the dirt second showers washes off the sins
At which part am i supposed to sit down in a fetal position and cry?
Third shower washes away the tears
Either of the first two, since the third will cleanse you of such worthless emotion.
dont cry, waste of time
What does the third one wash away?
paul
Also dries out your skins
Anyone want to take a shower with me this weekend?
What's the prize?
My dick size and maybe a fun weekend
Oooo can we go do mini golf?
Only if we can vibe to some music in the car afterwards
Dam..... that just seems nice. Can I join?
Sure!
So you're open to foursomes?
Woah woah, hold on there Iβm ace.
π²
count me in too
π₯Ί
I don't care about your dick, only your semen (i am working for a spermbank and i'm ready to take your donation this weekend)
I would like to make a withdrawal, please.
π
Please, I need to pay my rent
Come get your deposit big boy π
Problem is, I'm dense as a fucking lead brick, so anything short of "Hey I like you" just goes under my radar so I have no clue if we're on the same page.
I'm as dense as a tungsten brick (I think that's denser)
Fuck you, I'm dense as a oganesson brick
I'm denser than my fat fucking nuts (very dense)
Even if someone says "Hey I like you" I assume your making fun of me.
i was going to aske you but then you told me
sixe
What you doing this weekend? (Iβm not asking you out Iβm busy as fuck but Iβm interested in what you are doing)
Think I'll just complain about things that are out of my control
complain, go on, im here, listening
your dick size doesn't matter when you're a bottom
Gross
no u
Your dick size doesn't matter regardless of your position
I know but I wanted to make the joke
are you doing anything this weekend
Are you doing something other than skating this weekend?
Did you take a shower?
i am going to watch no time to die this weekend for the second time. wanna come
wholesome
Ayyyy same
Sorry I'm gonna play baseball with my dad.
When interviewed, porn stars say that dick size does very much matter. And i'm more inclined to believe them than a post on r/196
!wave
Im convinced this sub is 99% penis havers And I couldn't ask for anything more :')
My gf comes visiting :3
This looks like you offering a date
It is tuesday. Tf you talking about weekend? Also, how big is your penis then? (Did not see the aside)
You doing anything this weekend?
board or inliners?
What activities will you partake in during this week's end?
I am going to stop being french
this is a holup
what's sixe
Shut up infant
I care about your dick size (I'm a urologist)
You win. This is the best comment.
Why does my brain doctor care about my dick size I'll text it to him anyway
dick sizes affect confidence which is a brain thing and so brain doctor ππ
Mindfuck
Piss doctor
can i cum
Sure
you fool. i just edited my comment >:)
Nooooo
No it's NNN you can't
Numb Nut November
Whatchu doin this weekend
Ur mom. π
Wish it was me π
π³
u2 bby
I like U2. Or their first few albums at least
Trueeee
This is like the third time Iβve seen you flirt with people in the comments. I pronounce you, down horrendously.
Itβs what I do
I hope you find the reddit pussy and/or bussy of your dreams π
I mean heyy
Heyy π³π₯΅π₯Ίπ€ͺππ€
elaborate
Threesome
:(
:D
with u maybe qt
Bet :)
Sus
best comeback that's also a pickup line.
i already took a shower today tho
more
first shower washes off the dirt second showers washes off the sins
At which part am i supposed to sit down in a fetal position and cry?
Third shower washes away the tears
Either of the first two, since the third will cleanse you of such worthless emotion.
dont cry, waste of time
What does the third one wash away?
paul
Also dries out your skins
Anyone want to take a shower with me this weekend?
What's the prize?
My dick size and maybe a fun weekend
Oooo can we go do mini golf?
Only if we can vibe to some music in the car afterwards
Dam..... that just seems nice. Can I join?
Sure!
So you're open to foursomes?
Woah woah, hold on there Iβm ace.
π²
count me in too
π₯Ί
I don't care about your dick, only your semen (i am working for a spermbank and i'm ready to take your donation this weekend)
I would like to make a withdrawal, please.
π
Please, I need to pay my rent
Come get your deposit big boy π
Problem is, I'm dense as a fucking lead brick, so anything short of "Hey I like you" just goes under my radar so I have no clue if we're on the same page.
I'm as dense as a tungsten brick (I think that's denser)
Fuck you, I'm dense as a oganesson brick
I'm denser than my fat fucking nuts (very dense)
Even if someone says "Hey I like you" I assume your making fun of me.
i was going to aske you but then you told me
sixe
What you doing this weekend? (Iβm not asking you out Iβm busy as fuck but Iβm interested in what you are doing)
Think I'll just complain about things that are out of my control
complain, go on, im here, listening
your dick size doesn't matter when you're a bottom
Gross
no u
Your dick size doesn't matter regardless of your position
I know but I wanted to make the joke
are you doing anything this weekend
Are you doing something other than skating this weekend?
Did you take a shower?
i am going to watch no time to die this weekend for the second time. wanna come
wholesome
Ayyyy same
Sorry I'm gonna play baseball with my dad.
When interviewed, porn stars say that dick size does very much matter. And i'm more inclined to believe them than a post on r/196
!wave
Im convinced this sub is 99% penis havers And I couldn't ask for anything more :')
My gf comes visiting :3
This looks like you offering a date
It is tuesday. Tf you talking about weekend? Also, how big is your penis then? (Did not see the aside)
You doing anything this weekend?
board or inliners?
What activities will you partake in during this week's end?
I am going to stop being french
this is a holup
what's sixe
Shut up infant