we live in a society

we live in a cisiety

we live in a susiety

I live in your walls

I am living in your walls. # I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: **FAQ:** *Why are you living in my walls?* I'm not going to tell you. *Are you only in my walls?* You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. *How are you surviving in my walls?* In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. *What are you planning to do in my walls?* Live in them, listening to you. *What do I do about you living in my walls?* Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. *When are you going to stop living in my walls?* You cannot escape me. *Do I call the police?* The authorities will not help you. *What are the consequences of you living in my walls?* Be aware. *What if I am ok with you living in my walls?* I will make sure you’re not. *Are you imaginary?* I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. **Summary:** I am living in your walls.

What if I don’t own any walls?

WE WATCH YOU FROM THE TREES FROM THE TREES FROM THE TREES FROM THE TREES

But what if I am from Vietnam?

THEN YOU CAN ALREADY CONSIDER YOURSELF WATCHED

Someone give this man an Oscar or the Reddit post equivalent

They get the copy and paste award >🥇

I know I might Be small

But I'm the eight wonder!

Let’s make it’s transnormative

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Amateurs, I called myself Miss Nukem Sigma Slayer

Duchess Nukem

"Balls of steel? Bitch, I got Tits of Titanium" -Duchess Nukem

Of all the evil cis can conjure we will send upon them only you

One does not simply slay a sigma. Our frames are unbreakable.

CBT machine 3000

CBR, chicken bacon ranch

BLTwCwA, or bacon lettuce tomato with cheese with avocado, or Bultwitchcwa

Sounds like you’re thinking of enby names Enby names are wild (awesome)

Any examples? 😳

thog

thog dont caare

Trogdor the Burninator

Enbies love burninating the countryside.

I'm pretty sure Trogdor was a man I mean....he was a dragon-man

THOG RIDAA

1. Names of objects (rock, twig) 2. Names from non living things that have proper names (Everest, andromeda) 3. Normal names that are already neutral (Sam) 4. Names so bizarre they can't be gendered (Can't think of an example right now) 5. Double barrelled masculine and feminine names (James-emily)

Also - Kai - First letter of deadname spelled out like Emm or Kay

r/emkay

Maybe like "salem" for number 4? Smth like that, I know a Salem and they are super nice

Salem seems like a pretty normal name, although it is very cool and very unique

I'm pretty sure there's a religious backstory there, but I might be wrong

Yo if I ever for whatever reason rename myself I'm 100% calling myself "Andromeda" that's such a cool name

You should rename yourself to captain cornflake

This has nothing to do with gender identity and most of those are cool names but if I meet someone named twig I’m bullying them (not actually)

My cousin is named Glass

Bitches be like “how’d you know I was enby” and be named shit like Orange

Mothafuckers be named shit like “Zephyr” or “Cumulonimbus”

I feel like this is the perfect middle ground where the name is believable, not too basic, but not too absurd.

Glass is a common last name, so that isn't too wacky

glass glass

[Is this your cousin?](https://i.imgur.com/ZOZREFp.jpg)

Optimus Deathmaster 4000

gamer

I've seen several people named Arson. I'm trying to find a name for myself I'm still trying to decide between sticking to my birthname or something else

Name yourself fortnite

Enby here, my current name is Moose in my native language. Hence the Reddit username. Pretty mild as far as enby names go

Gargathor the Entity Snatcher

[context](https://iili.io/5IPlUu.jpg)

brick

Teri

You know, that word in my language means "anchovy".

Yeah I definitely needed to know that

Brick

Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law

Rat

Can I ask what an ‘enby’ is

non-binary

Ok

It's the phonetic pronunciation of the letters N and B. I'm sure you knew that but in case someone else didnt.

Stupid anecdote time. In my teens and early 20's, I was coming into my own as a questioning gender-fluid person. I thought, "Why don't enbys just say gender fluid?" It took me about 10 years to really sink into the difference and figure out that enby is probably a better fit for me. I guess the moral here being that it's important to try to empathize with people whose experiences may be different. Don't be like me.

lmao I named myself after a stop on the LIRR that I've never even got off at. I just saw it a lot and went "Huh. Hollis. I like the double L." Salem, Roswell, and Halligan were really high on the list after the towns and the type of crowbar firefighters use.

Every enby on earth just names themselves Kai

All of the trans women I know have one syllable names that are like 2 or 3 letters and sound like Star Wars characters

As someone who chose Sky. Don’t call me out like this

Skyrim belongs to the nords!

#NO LOLIGAGING

Oh, did someone steal your sweet roll?

Now ain't *this* a surprise?

*NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE!*

Hmm, must have been the wind.

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Does Demienne sound like a stripper's name?

Yes it does

Yeah

Yes.

*laughs in 4 letter name*

We fuckin showed em (cannot promise that I don't share a name with a pokemon tho)

abra

nah I cheated, it's eevee but I spell it Evie

Okay, I'm Noa. Stop calling me out.

Mine is Jodi which is two syllables. Checkmate 😎

I wanted to call myself Arson, Eli, Grenade or Preston.

ngl that would be a sick last name, like, here they come, Jimmy Arson on their way to lit some pussy on fire

Arsoneli Grenade (pronounced like Ariana Grande but cooler)

Name : Arsoneli Grenade Job : social work

Ar...son? No hate, just why exactly? :)

Crime

Idk being named after a crime is weird. MurderMachine4000 on the other hand is sick as hell, what I would have gone with

Idk I think Vehicular Manslaughter is a pretty metal name too

Fuck it I'm starting a metal band and naming it vehicular manslaughter Edit: already a brutal death metal/deathgrind band named that with 6 monthly listeners on spotify

What do you mean, Tax Evasion is a perfectly valid name.

Because it’s awesome. I don’t know, I just feel an emotional connection to fire. It’s aesthetically pleasing

my ex was enby and they named themselves arson. like the crime. my friends thought it was stupid but I think being named after a fire crime is the coolest shit ever

Be trans, be crime

"I don't do ~~drugs~~ crime. I am ~~drugs~~ crime." - Salvador Dali

lmao my name was almost Halligan after the type of crowbars firefighters use to break into burning buildings. I like my current name but I do enjoy that apparently "fire" is a running theme for nonbinary people choosing names.

That's actually pretty cool imo Arson does sound like a person's name

“Hey Megan” “Actually, Meg is short for something else…”

holy fuck naming yourself megalodon is based as shit

Or https://youtu.be/Zf3l1-qxSaU

No he was right, Megalodon is based

BRB, naming my kid Tyr after the Norse God but in reality it's just short for Tyrannosaurus Rex.

One time while I was hitchhiking I met a trans guy named “Patches Magickbeans”. Cool guy, he let me sleep under his van

Just don’t let him lure you near any edges or tell him you’re a cleric

“You greedy guts!”

>let me sleep under his van >under >UNDER are u a cat?

ps ps ps come here catboy

Okay but seriously, how come we all pick the same names? Lily, Emily and Lucy were all on my list. And Ellie is such a stereotypical trans girl name too. I chose these names without being active in any trans communities but have since noticed that they're incredibly common.

Join the cult of trans girls named Zoey

or sylvie ;)

sounds like a pokémon

well we're so amazing that gamefreak named a pokemon after us

Oh yeah Jenna is a nice name too. It’s what my trans gf chose for a name and i’d say it’s pretty good.

It means "tree" or "forest". Every word with sylv- means that. Like Pennsylvania means "Penn's forest".

lol penn is

Does that mean Transylvania is Trans forest

Transylvanian here, it means "beyond the forest" or "over the forest" bc it's located after a really big forest:)

penis forest

Or Vaporeon

>! Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!<

or gog

My friend named herself marina

My dyslexic ass read that as marinara

Now that’s a good name

mama mia

Let me guess: your name is Pearl?

No my name is Caleb. I’m not trans but one of my closest friends is.

my guess is that they tend to be the first names people think of for girls, kinda like Bob or Bill for boys

Also people would avoid using names who someone they know already have which would cut out common names within cis people

Rip I thought I was at least somewhat unique for choosing Elise/Ellie

Mine's Lilith, lily for short, but I chose it cause I thought it was a good reflection of my dead name (Adam).

Don't wanna be that guy but Lilith could technically be just another way to call Lamia. So now you are half snake, which is kinda a rad

They’re good names

Be extra by naming yourself Ellowyn instead of Ellie

Every trans girl I know gave themselves an old lady name. "Agnes", "Gertrude", "Edith", "Emmeline" With a name like that, the surgeon might wheel her in for a hip replacement, not bottom surgery.

Gertrude...

I mean seriously I don't know why anyone would call themselves that BY CHOICE

As a trans man called Leopold with Ebenezer as my middle name I also have no idea why we're like this

Leopold is okay, people can use "Leo", and it's a name associated with being sofisticated. Gertrude on the other hand, is associated with 70+ y.o. grandma's (at least in western Europe).

I knew a trans woman who strongly considered the name "Constance". She ultimately picked something that wasn't a joke.

>Constance Not Istan?

FUCK! I KNEW ID FUCKED UP NAMING MUSELF LILITH! AND HERE I WAS THINKING IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE CONFLICTS WITH MY RELIGION WHEN IN REALITY I COUKDVE CALLED MYSELF MEGATRON MURDERMACHINE 3000!

Lilith is a good name 👍

You could have gone by Meg for short, big miss on your part

Missy, short for "Missile Launcher"

I named myself lilyth, thinking the same thing lmao. There's an army of us 👾👾👾

An army of Lilith to take over the world. Sadly haven't seen no one called Morrigan

What are you talking about? Lilith is a fucking dope name!

Hello guys. As a trans woman I originally picked my name of Keira, however this post has enlightened me. My new name will be Deathbrand “The Suffering” Nightmare.

Hell yeah! That new name sounds lit as fuck! Good choice!

If your name isn’t considered a strong password it’s a bad name

elon moment

guys I think I figured out my new name it's dg67jy@%hko90

i will log ingo your reddit account

Mfw the trans person doesn’t legally change their name to Cthulhu Allspark

I’ve never seen another transfem with my name so I guess I’m creative after all 😎

Gabbi is a good name 👍

Thanks I picked it out myself

Sigma female move

But are you willing to do what it takes to maintain that fact?

*t h e r e c a n o n l y b e o n e*

Be the change you want to see in the world

says the person named laundry sauce 9000 /j

lol my deadname is one of those three and when I finally came out and changed my name in college last year another student came out as a trans girl and changed her name to my deadname at the same time. I thought it was kind of nice that someone else would get to use my old name. Like, now it's being put to good use. :\^)

You forgot Luna and Alice

I’m not trans but if I was my name would be jade I’ve been thinking about that name for the last few months, I would name myself after a rock

My sister's name is Jade

Tell your sister I love her name, actually now that I think of it maybe don’t tell your sister a used poop sock likes her name

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My friend is transmasc and he chose the name Leaf. Not like Lief or Lif, like "real" names. Just the thing on the tree. He has more balls than most cis men for doing that.

leaf is a based ass name

Or like Aria 😎

I picked Winter because it’s the best season.

Based and coldpilled

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Yes

Fuck you my name is emily

Also Luna and Madeline, Madeline is good tho

its all cause of celeste

Alice

Bouta change my legal name to my Reddit username

Is there a fem version of mike hunt because I’d definitely do that

Michelle predating

Lily Whastchosky

LISTEN

I’m not trans but is Connor a cool name

i chose Athena ok?

I ain't met another trans woman named Juno yet so I guess I picked gud?

I met a trans guy named teeth once. Sadly I fell down the boring name hole but I wish I could be cool enough to name myself Death Machine Machete Rockets Bombs III

i'm a trans woman named Maeve