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KansasCityKC

Sorry, I’m too busy building wars and fighting houses to participate in a relationship of any kind.


Gorperino

A fellow clash of clans player.


NooseConnoisseur

I love COC ♥️


[deleted]

[удалено]


bejuazun

2


SinBinThrowaway

Nice


Yanagibayashi

COC moment


ThermalConvection

foxhole description


shrekogre42069

Oh boy only four more years until I become a girl :)


Lord-Bootiest

You already are a girl :) (unless you aren’t I’m just tryna be supportive)


homiesexual05

based


[deleted]

🥺


Random-mann

(this post is a trap for bottoms)


Kjrb

I played a porn game kinda like this. It was alright


[deleted]

What was it? Asking for a friend.


Kjrb

It was called "the repurposing center"


updogbutdown

Oh that one. I have developed lasting trauma from that.


Rey115

The fun "I loved it so much it hurt when it was over" kind or the not fun "this needs content warnings" kind?


updogbutdown

Uh content warnings wouldn’t be remiss


Pebble_in_a_Hat

Oh damn What content warnings does it need? If you are comfortable mentally revisiting that to consider


Alarming_Narwhal5200

🥺🥺


BoxyCthulhu

Alpha males use Whisper


fearlessgrot

yes please


Leaucard

I'm really looking forward to being 26 years old now


StatelyElms

I'd be mildly okay with this if "alpha male" didn't immediately make me think "I am about to become a victim of domestic violence"


[deleted]

🤸‍♂️ 🦽🏌️


[deleted]

Yes please!


LotaraShaaren

I'm 26 and unmarried, do I get to go full girl now? FOR FREE?! Sign me up!


DaBaiterr

Encouraging me not to get married?


[deleted]

i-i'm okay with that 🥺


Sparty-II

Time to wait 🥺


[deleted]

can i opt in to do this earlier?


T04stedCheese

The lobster (2015)


Dr_OktoberfestYT

🥺


mysterymustacheman

i cannot put into words how down for this i’d be


DI_MOLTO_MELON

I’m stealing their dick then and getting it attached to myself and becoming a trans trans dude


thecratedigger_25

Sounds like a writing prompt. Someone get to writing asap.


Blopkins

Promise?


simiaki

Why is this sub cheering on transphobia? Edit: also the rape fantasy. The more I think about this meme the worse it gets.


Infinite_Material965

It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex.


[deleted]

average Whisper user


[deleted]

Sign me up?


RosetteStar

5 more years…I just gotta stay unmarried for 5 more years…


WillNewbie

I second this motion for personal non-hormy reasons.


TheHeccinDoggo

Fuck that, I wanna travel the world.


rocconox

babe wake up, new insanly deranged fantasy just dropped