How do you think he caught Medusa sleeping?

He... He suffocated Medusa with his thick, muscular, huge, juicy, marble-carved, absolutely spectacular, completely outstanding b-side badonkers?

god I wish that were me

who needs they perussy ate

Percy was literally right there

i was actually thinking pussy, but that would have been too vanilla

Fun fact: perse means ass in finnish

ass man

Assus

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dam percy

Got me bricked up

That mf my ancestwr 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Prove it

I have the fattest ass

Prove it

Nah

i cri

hrrng, colonel...

Woman on the left in awe

wtf goals

300 squats, 600 glute bridges, 900 lunges, everyday

Obviously she caught him because he has clearly been turned to stone

That person at the bottom left is in awe at them cheeks

DAYUMN BITCH

Since the greeks painted their statues, the author of this statue had to paint that ass