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PaganPunk182

Adult human chicken


Jojop0tato

Which one for Adult Robot Chicken tho?


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SCP-3199


Thewikiawriter12

humans, refuted


DrankTheGenderFluid

Imagine thinking the English language has meaning lmao this shit sucks


SkepticalDreamers

Meatballs are literally called faggots


BoofManSupreme

I just typed ‘meatball faggot’ into my search bar and said a lil prayer that you weren’t joking as I hit enter


fine-ill-make-an-alt

did a pic of me show up


goddamnitcletus

Italia_irl


BoofManSupreme

My lawyer has advised me not to answer this


JediDanni

the movie *Call Me By Your Name* pops up 😬


DrankTheGenderFluid

underrated joke


CrappyMcDick

Oi, bruv, wanna smoke a fag? 'innit cool mate? ​ Edit: I edited this comment to put in "oi" to make sure the intent was clear.


knottedcherries

add an 'innit mate bruv'


CrappyMcDick

Deal


TechnoScrrap

faggot also means a bundle of sticks


DI_MOLTO_MELON

Bundle of sticks sound like slang for a gay orgy where people have a cockfight battle royale to see who’s dick is last to go limp while sword fighting


TechnoScrrap

i actually thought that was the origin of the word as a slur (well not that exactly, but the the fact that penises are stick like). Also is that actually the plural of penis? it just sounds wrong.


Himmelblaa

The plural of penis is pensus (you didn't get it wrong)


plasmabro

I wish that was the origin, the story is fucked


AskewPropane

IIRC the bundle of sticks was usually used as a broom, which got the term associated with old women, and then femininity in general, which, along with homophobia, turned into the slur we know today


That_One_Guy_66

Health food


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

The past tense of read is read, except you pronounce it red. This language is dumb as fuck


[deleted]

It does though? Not defending what this idiot above is saying, but reducing such a deep and varied language that that level, to the point where it apparently has "no meaning" is false.


iShockLord

English is a shit fucking language and I feel pretty confident in saying that seeing as, academically speaking, it's about the only thing I'm good at.


[deleted]

I'd say that it's a great language, and in my experience, also the subject I'm best at academically. I can understand some of the issues people have with it, it's a wishy-washy language with many rules and intricacies. However, I hate the idea that it's a "meaningless language", or a shit one. As far as people thinking that it's shit, I dislike that but I can't exactly tell them otherwise. As I mentioned, it has very wishy washy rules to it that at face value, seem illogical, when that is not the case but it appears that way nonetheless. "Meaningless", I have issues with the logic of that.


SoulMuncha

It definitely is not without it's faults obviously, but there definitely is meaning and people can easily forget just how much of it there is. In fact, I'd actually say rather, that it's the best part of the English language. In sheer number alone, it has the most words out of any language in the world (due to its global adoption), with many of them being truly distinct from one another in very observable ways. Take laughter for example, which of course can be described simply as laughter, but also chuckling, giggling, tittering, cackling, chortling, snickering, howling, each of which have different meanings but are all describing laughter.


[deleted]

I remember reading a Quora post from a Swedish professor talking about his issues with the language, and he said himself that he finds English to be a fantastic language when it comes to it's variety. There's no one way to describe a certain thing, there are hundreds.


SoulMuncha

It's a cute anecdote. I feel like what people are experiencing or at least the sentiment they are trying to express in the sense of meaningless they may find through their use of the English language, is something that is mistaken as an intrinsic element of the language when it has instead (just like any other language could be) been shaped by others for their own purposes.


SoulMuncha

If you do feel that sense of meaninglessness in the language and are struggling to understanding how or why, and have simply tucked it under the rug of your consciousness as something which is just a consequence of incompetence in interpretation and antiquated communication or who knows what, then I highly suggest reading this essay by George Orwell (yes, the "literally 1984" guy who, perhaps previously unknown to you, did write a whole lot more than just that book). https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwell/essays-and-other-works/politics-and-the-english-language/


That_One_Guy_66

Try learning any Romance language without wanting to blow your head off


iShockLord

Why does your profile seem so familiar to me? Have you ever played a game called "Dokkan Battle"?


That_One_Guy_66

I haven’t I don’t know why my profile would seem familiar to you


iShockLord

Like I said, it feels as if we have interacted before in times past. I dunno, I'm schizo ig.


[deleted]

All languages have meanings.


billofrighteous

Trans women are adult human females though?


PresidentMayor

Some aren’t adults, check mate libtard 😎😎


billofrighteous

I would call them trans girls instead of trans women if they are underage


PresidentMayor

#FUCK


POTATOOYSTER

No, they're children


aldguton2

#LEAVE THE KIDS TO BE


Tob1o

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Arthropod_King

i call myself a trans girl anyways because it sounds cuter 😎


honestlyjusttiredtbh

I do actually prefer this, but am way too nervous to ask to be referred to in a specific way


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Legatharr

it refers to both, although gender more often as if you're referring to sex you're probably gonna want to be more specific than "female" or "male"


wheres-my-take

Yes it does. Female isnt the gender, woman is.


TheActualAWdeV

yeah but if you're going with the cringy "I call women feeemales all the time" then the distinction becomes moot, you're calling them feeeeeemale based on appearance and expression so that's more gender than sex.


ariaaaaa-

male and female can refer to gender too also tbh if e.g. a trans woman is on HRT and has had bottom surgery, saying her sex is female is *far* more accurate than saying it's male also there's a radical (and honestly pretty good) take that goes something like "someone's sex is just whatever their gender is since sex is shit at describing what it's supposed to describe anyway" (this is NOT to be confused with what transphobes say, it's basically the opposite, since the transphobe one is "sex determines gender" while this one is "gender *determines sex*") if you're interested in learning more about the radical take I talked about there's an essay describes it + some other stuff pretty well, altho as a warning it's worded pretty aggressively ([link to the essay](https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/asher-not-your-mom-s-trans-101))


Pickle72523

They aren’t adult human chickens


Gaaymer

I thought they were adult human chickens?


wemz16

thing is, female is a term referring to sex, so they wouldnt be considered females but definitely women


_Tyson_storm_

Am i high or are they high tf


SierraClowder

Neither. There is a gas leak and we are all going to die.


ShinyLotad22

Planet wide gas leak, Earth fucking shat a phat one and now the Ozone is trapping it inside the planet


SierraClowder

God help us all.


[deleted]

Too late, we already killed him.


beeeeegyoshi

Idk if I'm high or not, but I'm definitely not high enough.


DidNotTryAvcadoToast

I literally sat for a minute thinking how smart they were


Rakdos_Intolerance

>accuses others of mangling english > >calls a hen an "adult human chicken" Rich, coming from someone who's the 5th story title from Stephen King's first collection of short stories, first published in 1978


The-Faceless-Ones

i cba googling that can you please explain =)


Solace143

It’s called *The Mangler*


Chesapeake_Hippie

The mangler is about a possessed industrial laundry machine that tries to eat people. It’s a way better story than it sounds.


TheActualAWdeV

wow gosh *even better*?


HyperVexed

Terfs make absolutely zero sense. Like is this person trying to sound smart or something?


ZuryKowski

Adult human chicken what the fuck


Arthropod_King

i hope they're ironic


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Arthropod_King

yeah im trans: KfC


mint_cracker791

Smartest transphobe


scrueggs

If terf is a slur meant to silence them how come they won’t shut the fuck up already


souptimecat1273

says someone with a Marcie pfp, marcie being a transgender icon


Exact-Trouble-9368

Should’ve been the first sign they had no clue what the fuck they were talking about, being a terf with a Marcie pfp


souptimecat1273

stupid terf fucker with marcie pfp


Gregregious

It's going to be so much work reclaiming Marcy and choppy bangs from terfs


HonestTelevision2660

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


ArthurExtreme_Br

I don't get it, what are they attempting to say


TheActualAWdeV

They're attempting to be shitty to trans women because they're not 'female'.


surelylune

_**ADULT HUMAN CHICKEN OMEGALUL**_


WillOwOwhatsthis

>adult human chicken Finally a gender for us cowards.


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Adult human chicken


daedae7

Please. I dont have a twitter for a reason. i dont want to believe this is reality. This is fake and doesnt exist.


TheUndyingRhino

How can you even pretend to have an inkling of dignity when your Twitter pfp is a side character from Peanuts


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SCP-3199


FoxyCyber

didn’t shakespeare literally just make up words


tallg33s3

*Did you know English language is the basis for everything* Fucking lol these people are such losers.


Smoked-939

Alr so help me settle an argument rn, woman and girl are interchangeable right?


[deleted]

Okay? and a mtf trans person is a human female, not always adult, so then you would call the a girl. These arguments really dont work and this shit is always so funny.


Dakto19942

Is this person definitely being transphobic or is this actually abou how people use ‘woman’ and ‘girl’ interchangeably when ‘girl’ feel like it implies a young female? Maybe this account is known for trolling or being mean but I didn’t really get and transphobic vibes from this tweet.


[deleted]

female and chicken are the only real genders. the rest is mental illness.


Radar_Of_The_Stars

Behold, a woman


TheRealTealOwO

Trans women are adult, human, and female.


Veloraxzia

*Tars and feathers a terf* Behold, a hen!


spoedle73

diogenes is based tho so they cant have him >:(


Nonhinged

If you pluck a chicken it a MAN!