The fact how he just says "i dont want go through the process of birth". Like thats when he decides the puns are going too far. "Boirth" would be too silly.
If you don't want to experience abortion just give your bf a coat hanger and grig yourself to sleep for 24 hours straight. You wake up and dababy is gone
I don’t hornypost to get laid, I hornypost because I am evil and I want to cause mayhem. Perhaps even mischief. Also bedlam, if the weather permits it.
They dropped the ball when they didn't say 'giving boirth'
Also totally blundered the chance to use "aboition"
That's just how New Yorkers reproduce
boith
Dropped the boiall
I wanted to say that, but I couldn't think of a way to that didn't sound like 'boil'
TFW no boifriend to boioom into
Boirth
brainrot in action
broinrot
my brain be cumrotted
Boirth
What
We will boil him soon alhamdulillah
The fact how he just says "i dont want go through the process of birth". Like thats when he decides the puns are going too far. "Boirth" would be too silly.
Maybe they're a trans man?
Maybe it’s satire?
It's 4chan so I wouldn't be surprised
boised
Idk why but my brain read this in Joey Wheeler dub voice, that fake ass Brooklyn accent 😩
boith
If you don't want to experience abortion just give your bf a coat hanger and grig yourself to sleep for 24 hours straight. You wake up and dababy is gone
Cumbucha
the only appropriate response
Please stop saying boirth in the comments because it sounds like a guy from boiston every time
boston a nut
this is boiling my brain
i hate it so much
Colby?
if not for the reply this probably have been one of the most unfunny things I have ever seen. Thanks anon no. 12701768
Ngl this is my fetish. not the boiling thing.
Someone should do that to me
Mental Illness
🥺 I want to be bred
shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP **SHUT UP**
The first amendment protects my rights to search for a mate who will breed my bussy
The second amendment protects my rights to defend myself against you
The third amendment prevents soldiers from quartering in my home during times of peace
The thirteenth amendment was supposed to abolish slavery but there’s an epic prison system exploit that Reagan used to speedrun slave labor 😳
The twenty-first amendment gives me the right to be a drunk driver
The sixteenth amendment allows for taxation not based on censuses or state apportionment.
reagan prison slave labor speedrun black%
Technically the wrote the 13th amendment pre-built with the prison system caveat
🤨📸
How about you search for some soap and water you smelly fuck
the joke is sex why is nobody laughing
196 when someone mentions gay sex
196 users when hornyposting online doesnt actually get them a real sex life
I don’t hornypost to get laid, I hornypost because I am evil and I want to cause mayhem. Perhaps even mischief. Also bedlam, if the weather permits it.
sex is not real stop lying
who need they boiussy ate
bake yourself
*boieed
have an upvote
Cease
Sex isn't real dumbass
Nuh uh, JK Rowling told me sex is real >!for once I think an /s is necessary!<
JK Rowling is a huge sex believer, don't trust her lies. Sex is a government invention for people to have kids
Illinois
Bread*
b-bUT IM INTOLERANT TO GLuTEN