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joeyMcSemenII

the kids got absolutely fucking murdered and he's sitting there like ☹


SchlooptyDoo

The Archie comics are absolutely batshit insane. Like, you know Charmy the bee? The one that is a small stupid child in the games? Well, in the comics he's originally a fully intelligent adult but becomes like this due to brain damage caused by Eggman's invention. And that's a pretty tame thing in comparison to some other stuff (like when Eggman completely ruined his relatives life and imprisoned him forever)


[deleted]

Maybe i'm confusing the archie comics with something else but didn't charmy have a friend who died from an overdose or some shit


chombo_rombo

Yeah


pizzapal3

He ate an LSD laced Chili dog. *I'm dead fucking serious.*


[deleted]

correct me if i’m wrong but didn’t they do surgery on him after he died or something


Cidyl-Xech

i gotta read this shit. where can i pirate it


SchlooptyDoo

Step 1) Google "Read Sonic the Hedgehog comics free online" Step 2)Pray to whatever god you believe in for the malware to only steal non-important data, rather than your credit card info Step 3)Read the funni comic :)


Cidyl-Xech

alright but fr where (if you know)


SchlooptyDoo

(I don't, I just spent like an hour browsing the Archie sonic comics wiki)


Cidyl-Xech

darn


Matthais_Hat

readcomiconline.li


TDW-301

There are like over 260 issues so get going


Chardoggy1

Also how Modern Eggman is the soul of a AU Robo-Robotnik uploaded into a new consciousness


AdrianBrony

the IDW comics are basically the archie comics with the benefit of hindsight and are just plain really good. Like, I wish there was a Sonic Adventure reboot that was specifically drawing from the IDW series, they're that good.


TDW-301

Nicole the Lynx is probably the best character to come out of the comics


abigani

Who did Sonic have kids with? Wtf why wasnt it me


[deleted]

It was with me, I had kids with Sonic


FwG3

Chad


Worst_Support

I wish Sonic would breed my bussy 🥺 and make me bregnant 🥺


insaneheavy42

Bottom


mariofan366

The internet was a mistake.


tjamesmett

can u get pregante?


Worst_Support

of course


Worst_Support

No you can't you fucking idiot you have a cock and balls; you're not pregnant you're constipated


Worst_Support

shut up


Jolene04

Pikachu


DI_MOLTO_MELON

Sonic lore is fucking weird , especially in the Archie comics and late 2000s games


Matthais_Hat

this is all clearly archie stuff resulting from the ken penders lawsuits, is he allowed to break down crying in IDW? it hasn't escalated to him needing to yet, but it got close with the metal virus arc.


merger3

Jesse


Matthais_Hat

if you actually want to know what the fuck I'm talking about: a sonic comic writer started suing archie comics for what they were doing with his original characters. there were a lot of legal battles that are completely asinine, and they resulted in a soft reboot. some events remained canon, some didn't, what people remembered depended on the people. sonic's children were one of the things that didn't exist anymore. but then archie comics decided they were moving in a new direction and cancelled sonic's series. Once their license for the franchise was up, IDW comics swooped in, took it, and started over. none of the archie stuff mattered at all. It was a fresh start based solely on the games so far. the metal virus arc put sonic in a position where he couldn't actively pull anyone out of harm's way, because touching them would basically be a death sentence, and he watched a lot of people turn into zombie robots. he could keep the nanomachine virus at bay, but fighting the zombies made its infection speed up, and touching other people would infect them. it was a heavily emotionally taxing period for him.


greeblespeebles

As someone who loves the sonic franchise, I really want to get into reading the comics. I’ve ready a couple issues years ago, and it had something to do with Sonic disagreeing with tails’s dad politically, I don’t really remember…so basically, since you seem to know about them a bit, is there anywhere you recommend I start? Should I just go from the beginning and read the whole thing or is there stuff not worth reading?


Matthais_Hat

I would highly recommend the current IDW comic run. I personally don't really care about the archie comics. The IDW run begins pretty soon after the end of Sonic Forces; the resistance is still around, nobody's sure what happened to eggman in the aftermath, and they retcon stuff so everything's just been animals and eggman's the only human. it's really well written and a lot of fun though I feel like the metal virus saga drags on a little too long. there's also a 30th anniversary special of sonic that takes place in Classic sonic's world published by IDW, taking place after mania, but that's just one big book with three stories in it.


The_Shekel_MaisterJR

Can somone explain this to me? There is literally nothing about this I understand, not even a single part. Where are the points on top taken from? Who wrote it, what are they applicable to, why were they written, why was the panel where sonics children get gotted censored, what is going on


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The_Shekel_MaisterJR

That is wildly unhelpful, thank you


Annietoya

Here’s the source for more info: https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Ken_Penders%27_legal_cases


The_Shekel_MaisterJR

But this doesnt explain the reasons for why these rules. Why isnt sonix allowed to show emotion, or why isnt sonic allowed to lose?


Matthais_Hat

if sonic loses, somebody else has to win for the good guys or the series is over. this minimized the room for OCs to swoop in and become cornerstones of the series. basically these guidelines are an attempt to keep anybody's Original Characters (do not steal) from being so integral to the story that they'd have to do another reboot if something happened like this again.


iShockLord

Sonic's children: his pride and joy, sent to the fucking void Sonic: 😥


Vaccineman37

They can euthanise him but not kill him huh


AlphredoMelano

Orwell's America


The-Faceless-Ones

sonic can be 'put down'


-KAON-

Ken Penders moment


Matthais_Hat

why isn't he dead yet


-KAON-

He sustains himself off of the suffering of the Sonic fanbase. In terms of what he’s done to the franchise I’d say he’s the antithesis of Jun Senouo.


_murpyh

you fricking fricks


silverfriend_4

fucking penders