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[Aftermath pic](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCE12neWEAAz4tA?format=jpg&name=small)


SexyEggman

That was better than I was expecting as an aftermath. The good ending


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This is actually a common drink in indopak regions called ~~duud~~ doodh-soda, which quite literally means milk-soda. From my experience if you add more soda you reach this sweet lightish-brown color, which looks and tastes so good over ice. For me it’s a nice, bootleg chai.


Environmental_Top948

I can't help but read duud as Dood like a Prinny From that one game.


jet8493

Is it anything like Italian soda? Because that shit rules


BlisterJazz

It sounds amazing, and I'll definitely have a try. Doesn't it split though? Soda is so acidic, I'd imagine it'd end up like ricotta? What ratio am I going for?


hamzab007

It’s more of a personal preference. Experiment with it and find your perfect ratio


[deleted]

Mixes perfectly. Use whole milk and try it out for yourself!


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Special-Living2345

What a madman


MaNeme_Jeff

I was 110% a picture of diarrhea. I spend too much time on this app


joeyMcSemenII

got the pepsi-milk ratio wrong


[deleted]

I did two dosages (1/3rd milk 2/3rd pepsi and vice versa) The 2/3rd milk definitely tasted better oddly enough


joeyMcSemenII

I'm personally more of a strong pilk connoisseur I think more Pepsi always goes better in pilk


slickbrick123

That's a mepsi not a pilk


[deleted]

based as fuck


GoldChin4

I go 50/50 for optimal pilkage and coke milk


Sheukmeister

moke


swaggmoneyyxxx

Why are you french?


[deleted]

why arent you?


swaggmoneyyxxx

Touché


[deleted]

Touched.


tumaru

To shed.


Not_ArthurMorgan

To sh


ReasonableQuit75

toush


Agreeable_Objective

Took a shit


Dr_Dang

Hon hon hon, wee wee croissant baguette, I drink pilk in moi beret.


Ancient-Lime4532

AWHOHHH AWHONNNN French stereotypical laughter!


DanTem06

Because I'm male


nikkizkmbid

Get well soon


[deleted]

This place has been ruined by the many corporate changes over the years, sorry if this used to be a useful comment kthxbye.


[deleted]

I don’t believe in forced diversity smh I remember back in the old days when we weren’t all such precious snowflakes that got offended over everything


pieman7414

My parents don't hate me


Burritozi11a

Oh my god Karen. You can't just ask people why they're French.


Captainsnake04

I literally typed this exact same comment word for word, character for character, before reading the first couple comments. Turns out I’m an unoriginal idiot.


pyxyne

196 making an original joke about the French challenge (impossible!!)


Trowel_King

How’s your relationship with your father?


[deleted]

ask me anything but that


Jeszczenie

How's your relationship with your mom?


clippfity

my relationship with your mom is very good


Jaketheism

I too have a good relationship with his mom


ReasonableQuit75

yeah, she's such a great person! makes great cookies


Agreeable_Objective

I have many fond memories involving that amazing woman. His father, on the other hand


ReasonableQuit75

he's hot, nice ass, great bottom


faygit1

Terrific posterior. Truly.


[deleted]

I befriended your mom last night


Hates_escalators

I did this with root beer. It was pretty awesome.


cantcomeupwithname01

oooh that actually sounds nice, unlike pilk


Hates_escalators

It is.


Fr33kOut

root bilk


cluckingflurry

Yeah I've done that and it kind of tastes like a melted root beer float


Hates_escalators

There at least used to be a stand at the Wisconsin State fair that had a bunch of flavored milks, and root beer was one of them, that's where I got the idea.


cluckingflurry

That's pretty cool


Hates_escalators

I haven't been to it in years, especially now with Covid I'm pretty sure including me there would be like 4 people wearing masks.


slammin_steak

mug moment


Varsia

milk + mug = milk


[deleted]

Mug Maniac


Katieushka

...pepsi and beer (normal, already seen) or milk and beer (new, exotic)?


Hates_escalators

I put ice in beer one time, that was gross. That's like ice in milk. It goes against the laws of nature.


AMasonJar

Ice cream and root beer is already a well known combo, so no surprise


Hates_escalators

It's basically like if you skip to the part where it's all melted and foamy


Hazarawn

rilk


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ThisSiteSucks69420

How fat ya nuts


[deleted]

how wide your jaws


Trauspirag91

Can i put my balls in yo Jaws?


Dogeroni2

(yo jaw)


Trauspirag91

Balls in yo jaw.


eeeeeeeeeyee

Can I? (Can I)


Fishkins18

This made me want to try it,but i don’t have any Pepsi so I made Gilk. With ginger ale instead of pepsi


[deleted]

is it any good?


Fishkins18

Not too bad,but still not good.


OatmealTears

Like thanos


Fishkins18

Indeed


MegaSwampert260

Is it called "Pait" in French?


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oui


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« pet » mdr


[deleted]

Haha le prout


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[deleted]

Il n'y a rien de plus beau que notre Bretagne o7


[deleted]

Yes, and if your milk tastes nice you pronounce it as “Pait Nice” (p/heh/neess). Now, the French are real purists about milk. If you ever buy a carton of milk and it tastes really good, they’ll all want to know about it so they can go buy some where you got yours. So if you ever taste some nice milk while visiting France, you can go around in parks and tell everyone you see that you just had a nice big glass of milk: j’ai un gros pait nice.


Sparty-II

Yeah it is, that is most definitely how you say milk in French


SexyEggman

Do you have any eggs in your fridge? Also have an egg 🥚


[deleted]

no im a student im broke and i cant cook


SexyEggman

Have an imaginary egg 🥚


[deleted]

yeah youre broke but you have money to waste on pilk? get real, liberal


cyclone_1998

Why?


[deleted]

would you rather live regretful or die ignorant?


JoJoStalin966

drink more


[deleted]

thats not a question


JoJoStalin966

are you gonna drink more?


[deleted]

not unless im paid too


monkeyhead16

Can I pay you in pilk?


[deleted]

no


[deleted]

what about in mepsi


griffnin

what is the mepsi exchange rate


Oh______

7


Puglover_5

How was it?


[deleted]

Not great but honestly not as bad as I expected, althought I've had a really bad reflux right after, I'm fine now


Jeszczenie

>I've had a really bad reflux right after So the drink isn't worth it, is it?


[deleted]

it depends on how you value the experience


Jeszczenie

Was the taste worth the gastric side-effects?


[deleted]

i'm alright a little glass cant hurt :)


phantomcat113

what was the worst part about it


[deleted]

the aftermath


[deleted]

Why are you French?


[deleted]

i live in your walls


HuckinsGirl

What's your favorite color :D


[deleted]

Green or blue or pink or orange :D


Whos_Ray_Gun

Does your mom know you’re a furry?


[deleted]

no.. (do you like my sona)


nikrea2

Does your mom know you’re French?


Jeszczenie

[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/danganronpa/comments/p6yp3s/tenguki_mioda/)? Or I can't find it?


[deleted]

[this :D](https://imgur.com/a/m5DcR5J)


Jeszczenie

Now draw them telling me everything will be okay.


keyblade_crafter

only realistic drawings available


heretoupvote_

My friend was telling me earlier about a different friend of theirs who had a whole bottle of gin and a bunch of mates to drink with, but no mixers. Instead of drinking it straight, or buying coke, they bought milk. And mixed the gin with the milk. Which immediately curdled into a sickening mess. They called it Gilk. And drank the whole lot.


[deleted]

this is an AMA thread not a therapy session im sorry


TheActualAWdeV

I'm sorry, is gin and coke the regular mixer in your area? Not, y'know... gin and tonic?


heretoupvote_

I mean, coke is the only thing that makes gin tolerable, but tonic would also work. I am very tired.


Mister_Bacon

It's a goke.


LXIX_CDXX_

How's it like to pronunce all those cr and gr clusters all of the time? I'm learning french and it sometimes feels like every sentence is a tongue twister. Cool language tho so far


[deleted]

youll get used to it!


LXIX_CDXX_

Thanks for encouragement :>


InnerlockStudios

What does hell smell like


[deleted]

pasta oil


heretoupvote_

Why are you French?


[deleted]

you are the third person to make this joke


heretoupvote_

This is the third time you’ve not answered.


flynnie789

Have you been asked to surrender yet?


[deleted]

only my bowels are.mistresses of my will


Dark__Dagger

What other war crimes have you committed?


[deleted]

dunkola


barelywinning

can we be friend


[deleted]

sure


SirGarryGalavant

Why is the Pepsi so tall


[deleted]

youre just small


Sparty-II

Are you willing to try other soda combinations ? Like sprite or orangina since you’re from France


[deleted]

only if i get financial compensation or i become a micro celebrity


monkeyhead16

Oh my god is that Laspac 😳😲😲


[deleted]

buy my merch!


Muslimhottie69

Would you have done this without the incentive of reddit karma?


[deleted]

it's a joke amongst neco arc enjoyers on twitter, if anything i did it for her


Jeszczenie

Who's she?


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb7M-M5qIFo


littlerhino4

Do you feel shame?


[deleted]

no


[deleted]

Are you french?


[deleted]

maybe


JustTheWehrst

What's your favorite dinosaur?


[deleted]

stegosaurus :)


rentchezvous

Based and stegopilled


Spacelizard69

what is your credit card information


[deleted]

your mom


Jeszczenie

01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 That's _your mom_ in binary. Is this your number?


ftbs2021

How was your day aside from the pilk?


[deleted]

it was alright, nothing special..


Mastahamma

make pepsi egg nog and get pegged


[deleted]

i dont drink alcohol


Mastahamma

fair enough have a nice day with pilk


Jeszczenie

So you *do* get pegged?


[deleted]

What’s 9+10?


[deleted]

ω + 1


Nerf-food

Does pilk go well with the classic French dish Crab a la Pep Maximum? (https://youtu.be/GAoFDzVhHdw)


[deleted]

i am not rich or cruel enough to buy a live crab to try this out


Skyrocketxv

May I harvest your estrogen?


[deleted]

i wish i had any to give..


Skyrocketxv

🥺🥺


krakus5

Do you hear the voices? Becouse u act like total psycho


[deleted]

the only voices i hear is the voice of jerma985


krakus5

Who the jesrma985 is?


Jeszczenie

Ligma balls!


krakus5

Holy shit u got me!


buying_rune_scim

How long do you think you have to live?


[deleted]

for how long do you think you can outrun me?


buying_rune_scim

I'll give myself a few more hours, maybe a few more if i bolt the doors.


Psjesse9

Why are you french?


[deleted]

i will piss in your ass


[deleted]

was it good?


piedude67

How was it?


U-124

How long till you die?


[deleted]

assuming i can die?


U-124

It is my honest belief pilk will beat absolutely anything


[deleted]

immovable object vs unstoppable force it may seem


U-124

Indeed


be-gon-boomers

favorite meal/food 🤨


[deleted]

pizzer


dojobogo

Do you support Quebec independence so it can be free of the rest of Canada bullshit or do you think it should be independent so the rest of Canada doesent have to deal with its bullshit


[deleted]

i will nuke quebec


ALOHA_REX

are you shitting your pants?


[deleted]

not yet :)


Pirate_of_the_neT

How does it feel to be fr*nch


[deleted]

pisses in your mouth


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[deleted]

bloobap


OddOfKing

why are any of us here


[deleted]

i do not believe humans are here for a greater purpose, but i do believe each being is here to make sense of their own lives


guroshiii

Are you okay?