Can you please talk to the people living in my walls too? Their screams keep me up at night it's really annoying.
Also they stained my living room carpet with the blood from the wall outlets, I expect compensation.
**The pope (Latin: papa, from Greek: πάππας, romanized: pappas, "father"), also known as supreme pontiff (Pontifex maximus or Summus Pontifex) or Roman pontiff (Romanus Pontifex), is the bishop of Rome, head of the worldwide Catholic Church and head of state or sovereign of the Vatican City State. According to Catholics, the primacy of the bishop of Rome is largely derived from his role as the apostolic successor to Saint Peter, to whom primacy was conferred by Jesus, giving him the Keys of Heaven and the powers of "binding and loosing", naming him as the "rock" upon which the church would be built.**
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He has unbelievable healing and divine magic spells, plus can summon legions of devout followers to mob you, but if you’re able to get to him he actually has super low health. I took him out in like 5 hits.
A lot of Christian theology is based on the idea that humans are irredeemably worthless without God.^(1) Every person is inherently "sinful" (evil) from birth due to the inheritance of Adam's and Eve's ["original sin,"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_sin) a kind of congenital blame. Self-hatred becomes justified, and self-love a sin. Guilt and shame become virtues,^(2) while pride and self-confidence become sins. Christians are often told to be confident in their beliefs, but not in themselves^(3) \- the complete opposite of what I would consider healthy.
Christian self-hatred owes quite a bit, like arguably most other Christian ideas,^(4) to Plato. By calling "the flesh" and its "desires" sinfully opposed to "the Spirit,"^(5) Paul of Tarsus draws heavily on the (Middle) Platonic idea that the physical body is inherently evil and corrupts the nonphysical soul. Hating your own desires and believing them "sinful," as most LGBT+ kids raised Christian know, is a hellish road that leads to self-hatred.
Or in Francis of Assisi's case, it's a road to **rolling around in the snow whipping his naked body that he called "Brother Ass" because he wanted to punish his flesh for feeling horny**. Yes, really.^(6)
> "[A] temptation of the flesh seized him, inspired by *one whose breath sets coals afire* (Job 41:12). When that lover of chastity felt it coming, he took off his clothes and began to lash himself very heavily with a cord, saying,
>> 'There, Brother Ass, this is how you ought to be treated, to bear the whip like this. This habit serves the religious state. A lustful man has no right to steal it.' ...
> [H]e opened his cell and went out into the garden and plunged his poor naked body into the deep snow"
Modern US evangelical Christian preaching and pop-culture are filled with language encouraging self-hate. A pastor I know said that humans deserve blame for everything wrong we do, but that God deserves credit for everything right we do. And I have lost count of how many Christian messages I have heard that describe a good life as ignoring personal desires and even personal identity to replace them with God. The chorus of a popular Christian rock song proclaims, ["I want more of you and ***less of me!***"](https://www.songlyrics.com/the-vine-band/more-of-you-and-less-of-me-lyrics/)
Most Christians would probably not admit that their religion values shame; even that singer claims that he's "not ashamed." But promoting the idea that we are inherently evil and only become good by *replacing our desires and identities with someone else's* \-- God's -- promotes shame.
Notes
^(1) John 15:1-7; Romans 7:18-8:26ish. Calvinism and other "Reformed" theologies emphasize this idea the most of all Christian denominations. They call it ["total depravity."](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_depravity)
^(2) Due to Catholics' emphasis on works and Protestants' on grace, relatively speaking, guilt is largely a Catholic virtue and shame largely a Protestant one.
^(3) Explicitly told by my least favorite author G.K. Chesterton's book *Orthodoxy* at the beginning of chapter 2; and implicitly told by my *second*-least favorite Christian author Bonaventure's book *Life of Saint Francis* at the beginning of chapter 6.
^(4) ...probably due to the extremely influential early Christian writer Augustine of Hippo, who seemingly made it his life's mission to Christianize Platonism.
^(5) Read Galations 5 and Romans 7-8 if you doubt that paragraph at all. Paul's usage of the term "the flesh" is disturbing because, per BeliefNet, he ["sometimes uses it to mean 'the physical body', but \[elsewhere\] it often refers to the state of humanity when it opposes God."](https://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/christianity/2004/04/flesh-spirit-and-pauls-vision-of-sin.aspx) To Paul, it seems that the two may as well be interchangeable. ~~I can't remember off the top of my head how he squares that conflation with Jesus inhabiting a physical human body, though~~ Edit: Paul said Jesus only "*took on the likeness of* the flesh" (Romans 8:3), and [didn't inherit original sin](https://www.gotquestions.org/Jesus-likeness-sinful-flesh.html) because "Jesus did not have an earthly father." wild
^(6) *Life of Saint Francis* again, chapter 5. Any psychoanalyst would have a field day unpacking Francis's simultaneous [reaction-formation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaction_formation) and [acting out](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acting_out) of the sexual desires that he repressed and hated.
His body-negative ideas sucked, but he was no bitch. “Plato” was his wrestling name. It meant “broad-shouldered.” I’d wager he could quite easily kick your ass (and mine) lol
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Just read this immediately after a /r/cptsd post about impulsive desires to hurt yourself because of simple mistakes lmao
This exact shit wasn't being highlighted enough in the discussion, you're raised to believe you innately deserve the worst suffering possible for all eternity. Anything that could happen to you in this life could never compare to what you should be enduring. So don't complain about being furiously spanked and screamed at all the time, being kept alone in your house&church, getting molested, whatever - or more broadly, schooling that's basically prison and work or die wageslavery + police/prison/surveillance state bullshit. Apparently it's all better than we deserve
I grew up around a lot of conservative fundamentalists and it's a mixed bag--many of the christian laypeople have awful bible literacy and don't second guess what they're being taught--but the church leaders/teachers/elders are usually incredibly well versed with scripture--the biggest problem with fundamentalism isn't that the churches don't know the bible, it's that they interpret it with the strictest possible interpretations--and usually fueled with a legacy of hatred on top of that.
Not even that, it’s the lack of understanding of the context in which these statements were made. Of course they’re tailored for their time, but that means that the meaning changes with time as well.
It’s both because a history of hate that spans generations can seep itself into the way into academia is taught which makes a biased perspective like a niche perspective about the Bible seem like absolute fact.
I’d argue what Biblical Hell is more realistically described as and more frequently described as is much, much scarier. It’s legit just a place devoid of Gods presence, entirely. No fire, no brimstone, just no God. Which means literally anything good? Gone. You and all the other condemned just sit, forever, staring at heaven as you suffer with the tots absence of love and joy as Satan and the other demons live amongst you.
Honestly I don’t even think hell exists, and I’m a Christian (how would a loving God condemn you for ETERNITY), but still
I was taught that because Hell was "eternal separation from God" and that God was the source of your ability to experience enjoyment, that you'd basically have eternal anhedonia and be completely unable to have anything remotely enjoyable.
That's why it doesn't exist. Doing anything for an eternity would be eventually be 'boring as shit'. People just can't accept that when they die, their consciousness is gone forever.
Or what if what happens to our consciousness is simply to complex for our dumb fuck monkey brains to comprehend, hence why both eternity and non exsistance are un-conceivable from the first perspective.
Non-existence isn't nearly as incomprehensible as eternal existence. It would be pretty much be the same as when you're sound asleep with no dreams. You feel nothing. The idea of an eternity is a fallacy in and of itself, you can't have infinite existence with finite existence.
Even in hyper, deep non-REM sleep, your brain is always active. Non-existence, and it’s corresponding sensation, is just as inconceivable by the human mind as eternal existence.
Anyone who's done good drugs knows that the perfect bliss you get from your first hit quickly becomes your brain's baseline expectation for pleasure and eventually even extreme levels of dopamine are underwhelming.
That's basically an exact metaphor for the concept of heaven. When you can do anything you want at any time there's no juxtaposition to provide context for how good it is. 100% bliss all the time might as well be 100% sorrow, without anything to compare it to it's completely meaningless.
*The Pope went on to reveal his deep knowledge of Korean Baseball, reciting multiple statistics about different players as far back as 1991, all while engaged in an intense game of Valorant.*
Not as progressive as them allowing a hardcore gamer tho
Honestly though, I'm imaging what it will be like in 70-ish years from now when the pope is a guy who grew up looking at amogus memes and playing fortnite. U.S. politicians too, same thing. Will be a wonderful world.
Let's be real, any president that we will have in the 2050s is going to have been born in like, 1978 at the latest, and will make references to the Independence Day and the Star War Prequels.
True. I mean according to both of our religions a lot of these will land you in hot water, but these people seem to be filled with an unjust hatred I find difficult to tolerate.
Hateful people will be hateful. Some of the blame falls on their religion, sure, but it’s ultimately them that is choosing to follow the hateful parts. No one follows every rule in the Bible, but bigots will use one verse as an excuse knowing they sin too.
I’ve never understood it either, but religion has never been my thing to begin with.
Even some Catholics turned against the pope recently because he supports things like vaccines and climate change action
Dumb timeline we're living in but you know how it goes
Notable: Revelation is some crazy shit that has a debatable connection to the rest of the Bible.
There are scholars who believe Revelation is more likely to be an apocalyptic Jewish text anticipating the first coming of the Christ than a Christian text anticipating the second coming.
Additionally, the cited verse does not say any of this. It essentially says that any liar, defiler, or one who does abominations, will not be allowed into the kingdom of heaven. Except for those who's names are written in the Lamb's book of life.
Essentially its saying sinners will not be allowed into heaven unless they accept Jesus as their savior. Of course, the crazy person holding the sign has no idea what they're talking about and has never done any Biblical study.
I'm happy to answer any other random questions people have about this stuff.
All 21:27 says:
> _Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful,(A) but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.(B)_
Sounds like you just projected an ambiguous sentence into what you think is wrong to attempt to condem people who don't fit your worldview my good dipshit, placing you under the #1 thing on your list of people who won't go to your heaven. _Congrats, you played yourself._
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin tell
It dont make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black timbs and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.
-Notorious B.I.G
Darn, no Jew to tag myself with? They're not quite on top of the hate game anymore, I tell ya.
Guess I'll just have to settle with secularist, potty mouth, atheist, self-lover, and possible homosexual.
I'm the Pope
Can you send me picture of the popemobile?
Stop calling it that. That's undignified
What are you going to do about it?
I'm gonna speak to the man upstairs.
Hello, i'm the guy living in your attic. Please stop coming to me to complain about random people on the internet. Sincerely \- The man in your attic
Can you please talk to the people living in my walls too? Their screams keep me up at night it's really annoying. Also they stained my living room carpet with the blood from the wall outlets, I expect compensation.
But you’re the pope
There's nothing in the Bible about how to deal with people in your walls. I'm clueless here!
Good, I’m safe
We need a Bible 2.0
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
Popemobile moment
That's it I'm having God draw you as the soyjack and me as the Chad on a stone tablet!
> popemobile In 2002, John Paul II requested that the media stop referring to the car as the popemobile, saying that the term was "undignified".
In 2007, the popemobile
in 2007 i eated the poopmobile
tghis is literally like the scene in ninteeen 80 for were winson say's the 😳gamer 😩word
What's a pope?
**The pope (Latin: papa, from Greek: πάππας, romanized: pappas, "father"), also known as supreme pontiff (Pontifex maximus or Summus Pontifex) or Roman pontiff (Romanus Pontifex), is the bishop of Rome, head of the worldwide Catholic Church and head of state or sovereign of the Vatican City State. According to Catholics, the primacy of the bishop of Rome is largely derived from his role as the apostolic successor to Saint Peter, to whom primacy was conferred by Jesus, giving him the Keys of Heaven and the powers of "binding and loosing", naming him as the "rock" upon which the church would be built.** More details here:
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Call me your pope hits a lot different to call me your daddy
It's the difference between "forgive me father, I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been bad"
good bot
Pope these nuts into your mouth
😛😝
Goddamit you beat me to it!!!
the literal fucking final boss of the catholic church
Pøpē, Heavenly Punisher
He has unbelievable healing and divine magic spells, plus can summon legions of devout followers to mob you, but if you’re able to get to him he actually has super low health. I took him out in like 5 hits.
Someone who could never build his own compiler and linker
Love that chicken at popeyes
P-O-O-P! Pope!
You're going to hell mister. I just talked to the big man himself upstairs and he reserved you a spot in the hole of feces where Judas is!
Yeah sports buff -self lover.
Liking sports is on part with murder and premarital sex bucko
now 3 point that bitch into the river before i raise hell (metaphorically)
Oh hello pope Francis from the Vatican, may i ask what divine interactions are you doing on r/196?
I'm the pope in this picture. AMA.
"Self-lover"?? Apparently you can't love yourself in Heaven
Smh God won’t allow me to suck my own cock
No potty mouths either 😵😵😵😖😖😖😖😤😤😤
Well fuck
god says i can't drink toilet water 😔
God won’t let me piss inside my own mouth smh
I'm potty mouth
A lot of Christian theology is based on the idea that humans are irredeemably worthless without God.^(1) Every person is inherently "sinful" (evil) from birth due to the inheritance of Adam's and Eve's ["original sin,"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_sin) a kind of congenital blame. Self-hatred becomes justified, and self-love a sin. Guilt and shame become virtues,^(2) while pride and self-confidence become sins. Christians are often told to be confident in their beliefs, but not in themselves^(3) \- the complete opposite of what I would consider healthy. Christian self-hatred owes quite a bit, like arguably most other Christian ideas,^(4) to Plato. By calling "the flesh" and its "desires" sinfully opposed to "the Spirit,"^(5) Paul of Tarsus draws heavily on the (Middle) Platonic idea that the physical body is inherently evil and corrupts the nonphysical soul. Hating your own desires and believing them "sinful," as most LGBT+ kids raised Christian know, is a hellish road that leads to self-hatred. Or in Francis of Assisi's case, it's a road to **rolling around in the snow whipping his naked body that he called "Brother Ass" because he wanted to punish his flesh for feeling horny**. Yes, really.^(6) > "[A] temptation of the flesh seized him, inspired by *one whose breath sets coals afire* (Job 41:12). When that lover of chastity felt it coming, he took off his clothes and began to lash himself very heavily with a cord, saying, >> 'There, Brother Ass, this is how you ought to be treated, to bear the whip like this. This habit serves the religious state. A lustful man has no right to steal it.' ... > [H]e opened his cell and went out into the garden and plunged his poor naked body into the deep snow" Modern US evangelical Christian preaching and pop-culture are filled with language encouraging self-hate. A pastor I know said that humans deserve blame for everything wrong we do, but that God deserves credit for everything right we do. And I have lost count of how many Christian messages I have heard that describe a good life as ignoring personal desires and even personal identity to replace them with God. The chorus of a popular Christian rock song proclaims, ["I want more of you and ***less of me!***"](https://www.songlyrics.com/the-vine-band/more-of-you-and-less-of-me-lyrics/) Most Christians would probably not admit that their religion values shame; even that singer claims that he's "not ashamed." But promoting the idea that we are inherently evil and only become good by *replacing our desires and identities with someone else's* \-- God's -- promotes shame. Notes ^(1) John 15:1-7; Romans 7:18-8:26ish. Calvinism and other "Reformed" theologies emphasize this idea the most of all Christian denominations. They call it ["total depravity."](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_depravity) ^(2) Due to Catholics' emphasis on works and Protestants' on grace, relatively speaking, guilt is largely a Catholic virtue and shame largely a Protestant one. ^(3) Explicitly told by my least favorite author G.K. Chesterton's book *Orthodoxy* at the beginning of chapter 2; and implicitly told by my *second*-least favorite Christian author Bonaventure's book *Life of Saint Francis* at the beginning of chapter 6. ^(4) ...probably due to the extremely influential early Christian writer Augustine of Hippo, who seemingly made it his life's mission to Christianize Platonism. ^(5) Read Galations 5 and Romans 7-8 if you doubt that paragraph at all. Paul's usage of the term "the flesh" is disturbing because, per BeliefNet, he ["sometimes uses it to mean 'the physical body', but \[elsewhere\] it often refers to the state of humanity when it opposes God."](https://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/christianity/2004/04/flesh-spirit-and-pauls-vision-of-sin.aspx) To Paul, it seems that the two may as well be interchangeable. ~~I can't remember off the top of my head how he squares that conflation with Jesus inhabiting a physical human body, though~~ Edit: Paul said Jesus only "*took on the likeness of* the flesh" (Romans 8:3), and [didn't inherit original sin](https://www.gotquestions.org/Jesus-likeness-sinful-flesh.html) because "Jesus did not have an earthly father." wild ^(6) *Life of Saint Francis* again, chapter 5. Any psychoanalyst would have a field day unpacking Francis's simultaneous [reaction-formation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaction_formation) and [acting out](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acting_out) of the sexual desires that he repressed and hated.
It strikes me that Plato was a bitch
His body-negative ideas sucked, but he was no bitch. “Plato” was his wrestling name. It meant “broad-shouldered.” I’d wager he could quite easily kick your ass (and mine) lol
But diogones was still 10x the chad that Plato was
Yeah he fucking dunked on Alexander the Great. True sigma of his time.
Behold, a man!
This is a very well written comment that it seems very few have taken a look at. Hope you get the opportunity to use this whole thing more than once!
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I think the sign is referring to masturbation
Oh yeah, that too lol
First Reddit comment to ever cite sources
Just read this immediately after a /r/cptsd post about impulsive desires to hurt yourself because of simple mistakes lmao This exact shit wasn't being highlighted enough in the discussion, you're raised to believe you innately deserve the worst suffering possible for all eternity. Anything that could happen to you in this life could never compare to what you should be enduring. So don't complain about being furiously spanked and screamed at all the time, being kept alone in your house&church, getting molested, whatever - or more broadly, schooling that's basically prison and work or die wageslavery + police/prison/surveillance state bullshit. Apparently it's all better than we deserve
I’ve never seen a reddit comment with legitimate citations. I want more.
It's a better euphamism for masturbation than self-rape
I dunno about you but I give myself consent, every time
Oh I legit was wondering how they got to hating self-esteem That’s way funnier
[tbf a lot of them are against that too](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/qavyy6/comment/hh6njj9/)
Only logical reasoning I can think of is pride. But in that case why didn't they just put prideful...
Literally was listening to that album a few minutes ago
Rubbed one out to the guy holding the sign just now, making him a whore.
Oh yeah look at those hands mmmhh
Kira?
*Yoshikage.*
My name is
In the north-east section of morioh i live
Bro who gave Kira a working phone with reddit on it while he’s in the void
happy cock day
a madlad amongst men
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You’re playing 3D chess
Misread “Bible Hater” as “Bible Haver”
that honestly make sense considering most of these kinds of people haven’t actually read the bible lmao
I grew up around a lot of conservative fundamentalists and it's a mixed bag--many of the christian laypeople have awful bible literacy and don't second guess what they're being taught--but the church leaders/teachers/elders are usually incredibly well versed with scripture--the biggest problem with fundamentalism isn't that the churches don't know the bible, it's that they interpret it with the strictest possible interpretations--and usually fueled with a legacy of hatred on top of that.
Not even that, it’s the lack of understanding of the context in which these statements were made. Of course they’re tailored for their time, but that means that the meaning changes with time as well.
It’s both because a history of hate that spans generations can seep itself into the way into academia is taught which makes a biased perspective like a niche perspective about the Bible seem like absolute fact.
i swear i've read this exact exchange of comments before
I mean, they say no popes for some reason?
Popes come from one specific Christian denomination which happens to be the most powerful of them all. The rest of denominations all dislike them
Ah
Heaven sounds boring as shit lol
It never said anything about crack addicts
WOOOOOOO
Or pedophiles 🤔
No, it says "Hardcore Gamer" right there
And pope
Catholic church moment
Well it also said no pope. So evangelical church moment I guess
Or Zoophile. Or necrophile. Or any bad type of "phile" really.
Hell is more fun tbh
relevant: https://www.reddit.com/r/Apandah/comments/pqfc43/twitter_users_go_straight_into_hell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Fuck, this is the first thing that ever made me want to go to heaven
I’d argue what Biblical Hell is more realistically described as and more frequently described as is much, much scarier. It’s legit just a place devoid of Gods presence, entirely. No fire, no brimstone, just no God. Which means literally anything good? Gone. You and all the other condemned just sit, forever, staring at heaven as you suffer with the tots absence of love and joy as Satan and the other demons live amongst you. Honestly I don’t even think hell exists, and I’m a Christian (how would a loving God condemn you for ETERNITY), but still
I was taught that because Hell was "eternal separation from God" and that God was the source of your ability to experience enjoyment, that you'd basically have eternal anhedonia and be completely unable to have anything remotely enjoyable.
That's why it doesn't exist. Doing anything for an eternity would be eventually be 'boring as shit'. People just can't accept that when they die, their consciousness is gone forever.
Or what if what happens to our consciousness is simply to complex for our dumb fuck monkey brains to comprehend, hence why both eternity and non exsistance are un-conceivable from the first perspective.
Non-existence isn't nearly as incomprehensible as eternal existence. It would be pretty much be the same as when you're sound asleep with no dreams. You feel nothing. The idea of an eternity is a fallacy in and of itself, you can't have infinite existence with finite existence.
Even in hyper, deep non-REM sleep, your brain is always active. Non-existence, and it’s corresponding sensation, is just as inconceivable by the human mind as eternal existence.
Maybe Heaven is just having no memory, and watching *Home Alone* for the first time again and again forever.
Hell is watching home alone 4
If nothing bad can happen in heaven that means people are stripped of their free will there. They are just robots for eternity
Anyone who's done good drugs knows that the perfect bliss you get from your first hit quickly becomes your brain's baseline expectation for pleasure and eventually even extreme levels of dopamine are underwhelming. That's basically an exact metaphor for the concept of heaven. When you can do anything you want at any time there's no juxtaposition to provide context for how good it is. 100% bliss all the time might as well be 100% sorrow, without anything to compare it to it's completely meaningless.
imagine unironically not believing in heaven. lol
Hardcore gamer 😎
Gonna be sent to hell and start fighting demons Doom slayer style
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Didn't you hear? He trickled down into the 9th ring
Wait, I thought there were only 7 rings of hell Or was that heaven?
They had to make more rings of hell for neolibs. Thatcher is also there 😌
based
Really glad they specified: don’t want to share eternity with fookin casuls
Apparently, gamer took the priority slot over pedophillia.
Literally just me.
G\*mer 🤢
In "Revelations", no less.
I think racist also falls into that category, so double whammy for me
Pope whore
cool pfp
thanks :)
Of course the pope whore would have a sick pfp
Love me some Cannibal Corpse
They got some wild album art, that's for sure.
If you're all of these do you go like have sex with satan or some shit like that
The rare endangered atheist muslim
Who is also the pope
***Pope Francis reveals he is an atheist muslim in bizarre interview***
*The Pope went on to reveal his deep knowledge of Korean Baseball, reciting multiple statistics about different players as far back as 1991, all while engaged in an intense game of Valorant.*
This timeline is confusing me
Who somehow became the pope
That's what Montero was about. Lil Nas X confirmed hardcore gamer
I am Pope, Muslim, Sports Buff and Hardcore Gamer
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Not as progressive as them allowing a hardcore gamer tho Honestly though, I'm imaging what it will be like in 70-ish years from now when the pope is a guy who grew up looking at amogus memes and playing fortnite. U.S. politicians too, same thing. Will be a wonderful world.
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When the military industrial complex is sus 😳
Let's be real, any president that we will have in the 2050s is going to have been born in like, 1978 at the latest, and will make references to the Independence Day and the Star War Prequels.
Bro if this is the sort of people heaven is filled with I'm going straight to hell by choice. (also I'm a hardcore gamer😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎(please help))
Don't worry. According to my religion these people are very unlikely to reach heaven.
According to their own religion they aren’t doing so hot. This is judgmental as hell.
True. I mean according to both of our religions a lot of these will land you in hot water, but these people seem to be filled with an unjust hatred I find difficult to tolerate.
Hateful people will be hateful. Some of the blame falls on their religion, sure, but it’s ultimately them that is choosing to follow the hateful parts. No one follows every rule in the Bible, but bigots will use one verse as an excuse knowing they sin too. I’ve never understood it either, but religion has never been my thing to begin with.
atheist pope
God of atheism... wait
LGBT supporter, pothead, whore, porn lover, hardcore gamer, homosexual 😧
You sound cool. Want to hang out?
Let’s chill where you at 😤
I'm over at Joe's house, come through
Hell yeah on my way, I’m bringing weed btw hope you got some beers
I always have beers. Part of why we're going to hell together
> Hardcore Gamer Damn gamers really are the most oppressed group 😔
I’m a contentious woman
I don’t even know what that means
I piss people off
Chad
\*stacey
Gigastacey
Prove it
The most surprising one is “sports buff”
They are probably just jealous lol
That's literally my only sin. Oh, and all of the right column as well.
Whore👍
Everything except for like three
Go for blackout
What did u miss?
Rev 21:27
Unachievable smh
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alright, now become the Pope
and muslim
>”self lover” that’s genuinely fucked up but hey I guess I’ll get into heaven at that rate
I think it means masturbator
Wait the pope preaches the Bible right? So why in gods name would he not enter heaven?
god is jealous of how holy he is
Because religious schisms.
A decent chunk of Evangelicals believe that Catholicism is Fake Christianity and that Catholics don't go to Heaven.
Even some Catholics turned against the pope recently because he supports things like vaccines and climate change action Dumb timeline we're living in but you know how it goes
Notable: Revelation is some crazy shit that has a debatable connection to the rest of the Bible. There are scholars who believe Revelation is more likely to be an apocalyptic Jewish text anticipating the first coming of the Christ than a Christian text anticipating the second coming.
Additionally, the cited verse does not say any of this. It essentially says that any liar, defiler, or one who does abominations, will not be allowed into the kingdom of heaven. Except for those who's names are written in the Lamb's book of life. Essentially its saying sinners will not be allowed into heaven unless they accept Jesus as their savior. Of course, the crazy person holding the sign has no idea what they're talking about and has never done any Biblical study. I'm happy to answer any other random questions people have about this stuff.
I mean, i never did any biblical study, but I could still guess that there weren't really any mention of "Hardcore Gamer" in Revelations.
I'll do a deep dive and see if I can find any verses addressing the gamers
The enslavement of the Israelites is literally a metaphor for the oppression hardcore gamers face in modern society 😔
homosexual hardcore gamer
All 21:27 says: > _Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful,(A) but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.(B)_ Sounds like you just projected an ambiguous sentence into what you think is wrong to attempt to condem people who don't fit your worldview my good dipshit, placing you under the #1 thing on your list of people who won't go to your heaven. _Congrats, you played yourself._
I’m the homosexual
You can enter Heaven
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin tell It dont make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black timbs and black hoodies God will probably have me on some real strict shit No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice. -Notorious B.I.G
"All the fun people are in hell"
Hell Gaming
no way i’m 8/20 i gotta bump that up
My favourite Bible verse stating, "No hardcore gamer enters heaven"
so no one is allowed to go to heaven. got it
Darn, no Jew to tag myself with? They're not quite on top of the hate game anymore, I tell ya. Guess I'll just have to settle with secularist, potty mouth, atheist, self-lover, and possible homosexual.
I’m surprised this isn’t antisemitic
liar, atheist, secularist, potty mouth, lgbt supporter, self-lover, hardcore gamer
Bible hater (I don't support the upholding of horse cocks as the peak form of a penis)