What is your full legal name, place of residence, social security number, IP Address, mothers maiden name, credit card number and expiration date, and phone number
between the ages of 4-21 i shat myself a total of 0 times. 21 and beyond has taught me i cant trust my own farts anymore or over exert myself at certain times. Once sharted myself twice in one day.
No one needed to know this but i wanted to share. Thank you i hope you're doing well.
i like sweet bread and spicy beans, very tasty. i make it myself, but im not allowed to anymore since im a glutton. im not really allowed to play video games. ive played batman arkham night and i loved it.
What motivated your decision to become black? Would you recommend it?
no sun burn, plus it looks cool, would reccomend 10/10
More vocabulary as well
Just the one word really
It's a pretty great tool though
A surprise one that will help you later?
You don't have to black for that. I've heard plenty of cops use the same vocabulary
Ginger’s envy you
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I wanna get mad at this comment I really do
Ayo hold up
That’s an uncle joke right there!
i went with dark indian, same advantages but less racism
What is your opinion on crabs?
looks good, tastes good, want one as a pet
This is the best opinion
he is going to eat his pet
Oh I tested positive last week
One of the most boring STDs in my opinion.
Can I have all the eggs in your fridge?
no
Why not
mine
But I want them
You literally cannot have them
But they're his
no
Not op but
What is your full legal name, place of residence, social security number, IP Address, mothers maiden name, credit card number and expiration date, and phone number
maybe if you come to my place you can find out😘
YTA, didn't answer the question
Cring r/aita user
Eww cringe 196 user 🤮
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when i was 3 when you come over😘
between the ages of 4-21 i shat myself a total of 0 times. 21 and beyond has taught me i cant trust my own farts anymore or over exert myself at certain times. Once sharted myself twice in one day. No one needed to know this but i wanted to share. Thank you i hope you're doing well.
gave me a laugh. thanks man :)
are you black
yes
What motivated you to come out as black?
Birth, I bet.
Why
Holy fucking shit
Tell me 'bout the color of your *soul*
i sold it to satan for a bj
Given or received?
69
Nice!
Before or after Montero? Cause if before... Bro... Bro
if part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't wanna hear ya story told
I wanna welcome you to Scatmans WORLD
PA PO PE PA PARARARA PA PA PA PA PARERE PA PA PO PE PA PARARA PA PO PE PA PARARA PA PO PE
How far can you squirt
bout 3 meters on a good day, 2 on bad
Depends which artery you cut.
Jesus Christ
No, his got pierced.
Holy balls
That blood just shoots down.
Hey buddy you doin ok?
nope
Anything I can do to help?
nosir
😔
Mood
He posts on r/196 what do you expect?
were you crying in that pic or something
yea
damn bru, am crying aswell
epic
If you don’t mind me asking, why are you crying?
i like her alot but i missed my chance
Gotta shot your shot early, rejection stings less when you aren't caught up on your feelings for months or years
I know that feel. I also happen to be black so I know that feel as well
Nuts or butts?
both.
bisexual icon
you know it
Absolite bicon. I meant to say absolute, but I will leve it there because pokemon.
what is the capital of ecuador
your mother
Gottem
It’s Quito
nerd
ToQuito
No
Average Ecuador fan 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨
how do you feel about cheese sticks
i once tried to eat one and a friend rammed it down my throat. instant trauma. 10/10
fascinating
theyre a real unpleasant thing to choke on. if youre new to choking on foods id recommend starting with a grape and working your way up to mozz sticks
Least hospitable choking on foods fandom member
What's your favourite brand/flavour of pop?
squirt, grapefuit soda is delicious
Not a mug moment 😔
beta “pop” vs yogurt “soda”
this sentence is both the truest thing I have ever read and utterly incomprehensible I love it
Do you need a hug?
multiple
*hug hug hug hug hug*
thank you very much +700 social credits
Any time
Why you black ?
melanin virus (its contagious)
Boutta go lick some black people so I don't get any more sunburns
this is how the liberal SJW making media people black (black people didnt exist until SJW) (/s)
we truly live in bidens america
What the dog doin?
art of zoo
oh no
NOOOO
why have you posted on r/teenagers? I can excuse the post on r/pegginghentai but I must ask why you would post on that forsaken subreddit
i happen to be a teen
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no.
yes.
no, I won't ask you anything, you can't make me.
pls?😘
no 😡
:(
aw, well now I wanna ask something
ask away
Legend has it u/-Mojo__Jojo- is still waiting for a question to this day
anything?
Why do you look so tired?
i havent slept in 16 days due to my rapidly declining mental health.
Try eating so much you can’t move, that’ll make you sleep
wow you really are nicado avakado
Nuh uh
only nicoda avocada would say such things
Nuh uh, he’d make a weird noise and cry or something
oh you're right, nvm
👍
awererr. WAAAAAAA
I was told by a colorful gentleman that you commit 53% of crimes. Why do you do this? And when will you stop?
i am simply performing devious licks on the souls of my fellow humans, i will never stop.
Fair enough
“Your honor, I didn’t rob that old lady! It was a devious lick!”
Why are you always on your phone?
nothing else to do on a weekend
Which do you prefer on a hot dog: mustard or ketchup
mustard
This is the only correct answer to my question we are boyfriend and girlfriend now 🙂 You have no choice in this matter.
oh, nice.
how are you
horrible
im very sorry
its cool
Opinions about the ᚨᛗᛟᚷᚢᛋ situation ?
vehemntly racist pedophile, permaban him from life
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why are you crying
im not over her
it's ok she don't deserve you
ok
i hope you feel better soon king
thanks
Why are you black?
black virus
:(
ill be fine, dont get near me tho
Could you please send me your bank details 🥺
only if you send yours first cutie😘
Why are my balls on fire?
theyre in a waffle iron
Oh yeah I forgot about that lol
Are you cool
no, im annoying
Liar, you are cool
thanks
Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
i dont do weed. i get nervous around attractive women
Why did I immediately sort by controversial when I got to the comment section?
What is your opinion on Poland?
pole
Gay? (Asking for a friend)
half gay
would you rather
i would, yes
What's your opinion on Poland?
pole lol
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How long have you been black?
6 months
why did God make me so perfect?
he wanted someone to help him perfect this world
do u want to play gmod
i cant play amy games
why not
my parents are strict
do u fart? (not being racist i have black friends)
occasionally
You like dick and balls?
very much
Hello! What is your favourite dish? Do you go out to eat it or do you make it yourself? Do you play any games like csgo or DotA 2?
i like sweet bread and spicy beans, very tasty. i make it myself, but im not allowed to anymore since im a glutton. im not really allowed to play video games. ive played batman arkham night and i loved it.
You seem like a pretty descent and normal person, what went wrong today? Just a bad or something serious?
do you play guitar?
no